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The Wrong Timeline chapter 21: Prom part 1
"Well after the most traumatizing moment of my life, looks like someone should give Chichi a medal for coming up with the dumbest ideas because the car wash was just the beginning," Goku said
Thursday morning at Sky High
"Sup guys!" Goku greeted as he walked towards his group
"Shut up," Bulma said annoyed
"Well damn what's up your butt," Goku Black spoke
"Grrr, I just came back from my stupid ass club," Bulma said
"You're in a club, too," Goku said surprised
"Yeah, I thought we all were since we're all from the same show," Bulma explained
"Right, I'm in the main character club, and can I just say it's LIT!" Goku stated, "I actually just came back from it, I usually hang with my bois Yusuke and Gon," he bragged
"I'm in the mains' love interest club," Chichi said, "And TBH it's not so fun the only people that are cool and not obsessing, clingy girls are Keiko, Orihime, and Uraraka even though she doesn't really have that title, but she basically has a crush on him so she's allowed,"
"Anyways what's your clubs name?" Goku Black asked
"The useless girls club," Bulma raged, "At least that's what I call it, and I'm in a bitchy mood because all them hoes get on my damn nerves and try to be friends with me, especially Sakura,"
"Um, hey Bulma," a voice called
"Speak of the devil," Bulma commented
"Bulma I was wondering if you wanted to hang out or-," Sakura began
"-Um, you know you're needed in the gym, the basketball backboard broke so they need a new one, so run along now," Bulma roasted,
"Why do I even try," Sakura sighed,
"Man she's from the same show as Hinata that girl is always talking about-," Chichi tried to explain
"-NARUTO!" Hinata called
"And she's here," Chichi said as she turned around and faced Hinata, "What do want? Naruto clearly isn't around so buzz off,"
"Naruto," Hinata was all she responded
"Ugh, leave," Chichi said annoyed
"Man that's Naruto's love interest; if she's here then Naruto must be by," Goku sighed and sure enough he felt Naruto scolding over him on top of some lockers, squinting at him, "Get lost! DAMN!"
"Hmm," Naruto said as he just continued to squint at Goku
"Geez, if Naruto is around then his rival Sasuke is probably running around talking about his dead clan and what not," Vegeta said and the flame head was right because just a few feet away Sasuke was covering his face with his hand
"DARKNESS! UGHAA!" Sasuke shouted as his eyes were both turning red
"See," Vegeta said
"Looks like we all basically just hate the Naruto gang," Goku spoke
"SASUKE!" Naruto called
"No I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND!" Sasuke the edgy emo emu yelled
"Let's get away from them," They all agreed
Outside away from the Naruto gang
"Anyways Black do have club?" Goku asked Goku Black
"Yeah, me and Zamasu are in the villains club," Goku Black answered, "It's pretty fun sometimes, and sometimes it's just out of control because they all want to be the lead,"
"I like it though," Beautiful Zamasu spoke
"Yeah, but one time-," Goku Black started
"Here we go, Black you always tell this story ever since it happened," Beautiful Zamasu said
"What story?" The rest of the gang asked
"Like I was saying before Zamasu interrupted, once I was chilling in the club and I got up to get some snacks, and then as I was reaching for some sizzlers, KIRA! Reached out and touched my handed and his fingernails started to grow and I immediately took my hand back, and once he saw I was a guy he backed off, but honestly I was scared I was turned into a bomb," Goku Black explained his traumatizing story
"Geez, Black you didn't have to shout Kira's name so damn loud," Vegeta said
"Of course I'd had to, anyways other than that its fine, I mean I usually talked to Greed, or Gre-Ling, Envy, and Aizen those guys are cool," Goku Black said
"Really, what about DIO?" Beautiful Zamasu asked
"I hate DIO and his gay lover," Goku Black snarled, "Wait, who do you socialize with Zamasu?"
"Scary Monsters, Kira, Funny Valentine, Sensui, but mainly Kars since he knows about being perfect," Beautiful Zamasu answered
"Yeah, I also hang with Meruem even though he's not really a villain, and I like watching Diavolo and Doppio," Goku Black laughed
"Anyways after all that talking about bad guys, let's move on to my club, other than my bois Yusuke and Gon, I hang with Yu, Jonathan- well used to since he you know," Goku said
"-he died!" Chichi yelled
"No! Baka! He graduated, he was a senior when I was a fish," Goku explained
"Man I love Jonathan," Goku Black sounded gay
"How about we stop talking about our clubs and notice our surroundings!" Vega raged
"I'm with Cain, let's stop talking about these dumb clubs," Bulma stated
"Fine, but why our surroundings Vegeta?" Goku asked
"Because I never noticed the other groups and there pretty interesting to watch," Vegeta admitted
"Well not all of us like people watching," Chichi spoke, "Wait I just noticed how a lot of the kids here get away with bringing so many weapons to school,"
"See you start to see more things Cheapcheap." Vegeta spoke
"Hey the Persona gangs," Goku said
"See those kids are literally carrying guns," Chichi pointed the obvious
*BANG*
"OH MY GOSH!" The gang shouted as one kid shot himself in the head while smiling; however a stand that can be seen by everyone appeared
" It's not a stand if that's what you guys are thinking over there," The kid talked, "It's my Persona I use it to defeat shadows that you may or may not see, by the way I'm Minato Arisato or Makoto Yuki in the anime,"
"Edgy to the max," The Beautiful Zamasu commented
"Man that kid usually never talks, he usually just listens to music," Goku spoke
"So he can shot himself in the head and live? Is that his power?" Chichi stupidly asked
"No that's how he's summons his persona, dumbass," Goku Black sassed
"Damn, Black," Bulma said
"Well is you think that's crazy then you haven't seen the Persona 5 gang people," Goku said
"What's worse than shooting yourself in the head," Chichi said
"Ripping your face off," Vegeta answered and the gang turned to see Joker ripping his face to summon his persona, but it looked cool so whatever
"Wow that's a lot of blood, I don't I would to rip off my beautiful face," 18 said as she watched Joker summon Arsene
"Wait 3 and 5, what about 4 is there a persona 4 gang?" Chichi asked more stupid questions
"Yeah, but they're not edgy or anything like 3 and 5, they use cards and jump into T.V's, but only on rainy days you can enter the T.V." Goku explained
"Man you guys sure know a lot about these guys," Chichi said
"Well I'm a social person, and mostly everyone likes me," Goku bragged
"How can someone not?" Chichi laughed
"Well they're some people that don't like me," Goku admitted
"I can see it," Beautiful Zamasu said
"HA, Zamasu you knew that Seinfeld reference?" Goku laughed
"No," Beautiful Zamasu answered
"Well, never mind then," Goku said, "Look there's the Persona 4 gang,"
"Wow, there all together," Vegeta spoke, "I never seen all 3-5 Persona gangs in the same room,"
"Wait, where's the Persona 1 and 2 gangs?" Chichi asked
"I don't know," Goku answered, "Maybe they graduated years ago,"
"Looks like they're arguing about something," Vegeta noticed
"HEY! You people over there!" Ryuji yelled, "Can we get your opinion on something?"
"Sure," The gang happily agreed
"Oh, wait I know you, Goku right?" Ryuji asked
"Yeah, howdy," Goku greeted
"Well enough small talk, but can you tell these idiots that we're the best Persona gang!" Ryuji raged
"Hey, I remember you, short guy with spikey hair," Yosuke said
"He's talking to you Cain," Bulma said
"I'm Vegeta," Vega corrected
"That's what I said," Bulma said
"Anyways, yeah I recall your face, you and that guy *points to Yu* were at the end of The Wrong Timeline Chapter 8: Shadow Dragons pt2 Fight?," Vegeta said, "yeah, I got dumped on with your piss, but you apologized so it's fine," he remembered
"Way to go Yosuke! Now the guy isn't on our side," Chie raged
"Hehe, sorry again, but can you tell them 'Persona 5' people that Yu Narukami and his persona Izanagi are way stronger than both Yuki's Orpheus and Akira's Arsene!" Yosuke pleaded
"No, me and Yuki could take you both on without breaking a sweat," Junpei butted in
"Yeah even though Yuki is quiet he's strong," Yukari stated
"No! Joker is our leader and he's stronger!" Ann yelled back at Yukari
"Grrr," Both girls growled
"Calm down!" Both Yu and Akira said
"Hey now we don't want to start beef but I honesty just think that Arsene is the cooler looking one," Goku honestly said
"True, but since we don't have personas we can't really tell," Vegeta said
"I honestly like Izanagi's design the best," Chichi stated
"I don't give two shits about any of this so leave us the fuck alone! Damn it!" Bulma yelled
"We were just asking a question, geez," The Persona gangs said as they then walked away from the enraged Bulma
"Wow Bulma you can be scarier than me," Chichi said
"I said earlier that I was in a bitchy mood, so I'm not taking everyone's shit," Bulma explained, "And I don't want to bothered by useless things either,"
"Just keep swimming, just keep swimming," 18 sang
"SHUT THE HELL UP 18 BEFORE I SHOVE VEGETA'S TINY BUILT BODY IN YOUR MOUTH!" Bulma screamed
"?..." Everyone was confused by Bulma's threat
"I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that," Vega said to himself
RRRIIIIINNNNGGG!
"Let's go class," 17 said breaking the silence
"Yeah, 17 is right let's go to class now," Bulma said regaining her cool
"Wait! Look a Prom Proposal!" Chichi pointed out
"Golden Experience!" The gang heard, and these large tree branches blocked the exist so no one would interrupt the prom proposal, which was Mista about to ask Trish
"Man is that Giorno!" Goku shouted
"Shh!" Was all Giorno replied as he recorded the proposal on his Samsung Galaxy S 8
"I love Giorno he's so strong, the only real strong freshmen that goes here," Goku sighed
"Ok don't say it like that, it sounds gay," Chichi whispered
"I hope to one day fight Giorno," Goku stated as he quickly licked his upper lip
"Hold up, Goku Black did you see that?" Beautiful Zamasu asked
"Yeah, I kinda figured Goku would want to fight Giorno he is very powerful, honestly I'd like to fight him too," Goku Black answered
"MU-DA!" Giorno shouted as he punched Goku Black, "I said: Shh! This is important to my friend and I'm not gonna let you guys ruin it,"
"Oww," was all Goku Black said
"I wasn't talking about him wanting to fight I was trying to tell you the gesture he did when he said that," Beautiful Zamasu corrected, "Are you listening Goku Black?"
"Wow, so strong he knocked out Black," Goku excitedly whispered
"I dropped the phone," Giorno said as he picked up the phone and resumed recording
"Trish, would you go to Prom with me?" Mista asked
"Trish, would you do to Prom with me?" Another voiced echoed
"Huh?" Mista said as he heard someone else ask the same question as him and sure enough he saw Fugo also asking Trish to prom
"Nani?" Both gangsters stated
"Giorno?" Narancia asked as he was recording Fugo's prom proposal
"Nara-chan?" Giorno questioned
"Trish who are you going to go with?" Everyone asked
"Well I thought our whole gang will just go together," Trish said, avoiding having to choose
"Oh," Both guys said
"Yeah, let's not spilt the gang we can all go together," Mista said embarrassed,
"We should go to class now," Fugo said as they all left
"Wow, that was awkward," Bulma laughed
"Yeah, I almost forgot that prom is this Saturday," Chichi said
"So, who goes to junior prom?" Everyone replied
"Well I wanna go, so Goku tomorrow ask me to go to prom," Chichi demanded
"WHA-HELL NO!" Goku shouted, "Prom only really matters when you're a senior,"
"I think you said hell yes, because I said were going and that means all of us!" Chichi ordered, "If I get an opportunity to dress up as a princess, I'm not gonna pass it down so WERE GOING!" She added with a threatening tone
"Sure…" Goku said
"Good buy me some M&M's with nuts, I love chocolate with nuts, and I'll get the rest of the things that I'll give to you to give to me," Chichi said happily
"We should be going to class now," 17 said changing the subject
"I'll carry Goku Black to the nurse's office, c'mon 18,"Beautiful Zamasu said as he and 18 both carried Goku Black to the nurse
In King Vegeta's class
"Mini me, why were you and your friends late to my class?" KV asked
"When are we not late to a class, I'm mean seriously in all the chapters the authors type we're always late and we don't get punished, so why are you asking if you know we're always late and will always be late," Vegeta explained
"So you're just ignore the fact that he called you 'mini me'," Bulma said
"I choose to ignore it!" Vega stated
"And are you going to ignore the fact that I'm standing here," Vermouth spoke, as Vegeta turned around
"S-H-I-T," Vega cursed to himself
"Never get punished, well let's change that," Vermouth said as Vegeta gulped, "You have detention with me today, and I don't care that's it's the last week of school, I'll see you at 4, and if you don't show up, I'll send Hisoka after you - I mean Mr. Jenkins," and with that the AP Vermouth left
"Damn, you got detention," Bulma laughed
"ARGGG! Let God open up the clouds and say: I hate you Vegeta!" Vegeta yelled
"That's why I asked mini me, because Vermouth was evaluating me class, I'm pretty sure Bardock told you in chapter 17: First Weather Alert day," KV said
"Shut up!" Vega yelled as he slumped in his desk
"Hey Vegeta, I'll get you a suit for prom, since you got detention after school today," Bulma said
"And now I have to go to junior prom," Vega whined
"Wait, Vegeta your last name is Jenkins?" Goku asked
Dress Shopping after school with Queen 18 and friends
"Thanks for offering to pay for my dress Bulma!" Chichi thanked happily as she, Bulma, and 18 walked into Dillard's
"Sure, I'm with your budget you wouldn't be able to buy a hash brown at McDonalds," Bulma said
"Gee, thanks," Chichi said a little offended
"You're Welcome," Bulma smiled
"Man Maui's song was the highlight of Moana," 18 spoke
"Ariel, is the best Disney Princess though," Bulma stated
"You love it just because she's a mermaid," Chichi said as they began looking through the dresses on Display
"Mermaids are real!" Bulma stated, "18 have I told you about my encounter with a mermaid,"
"Yes," 18 lied
"Good answer 18," Chichi said
"You still want me to pay," Bulma threatened
"Hehe, I love you," Chichi said
"Whatever, anyways 18 so what had happen was-," Bulma began
"-Look its Britney," 18 pointed out
"Eww, well if it isn't the three stooges, I thought I smelled shitty whores," Britney bitched
"Fuck off bitch!" Bulma said, "No one called for a desperate dumbass bitch slut whore, smelling like fish cunt!"
"You're one to talk," Britney sassed, "I don't why your dress shopping I mean wearing a potato sack would improve your-,"
*POW* *PIMP SLAP* *SMACK*
"Be gone THOT!" Chichi stated
"We don't want to breathe the same air as you bitch," 18 followed
"So get off this face of the planet!" Bulma ended and so Britney fled, "That's right because no one disrespects Bulma Briefs ," She yelled
"And again the day so was saved thanks to: The Queen 18 gang!" 18 chanted
"No," Bulma said, "Let's just resume shopping,"
"I think Candy World would sell nice dress," Chichi suggested
"I think you're right let's go see," Bulma agreed
"I think they just sell candy but ok," 18 said
Suit scouting with the 17 clan
"Hey Vegeta just texted me that he's been released from detention," Goku announced
"Damn, remind me to schedule a fight with Giorno, that guy is strong getting punched by him was worth it," Goku Black said now healed from Giorno's punch
"So, Black are you asking anyone to prom?" 17 asked
"No, I mean of course there's a 100 mile list of gals that want to go with me but I don't really want to go," Goku Black answered
"Ok, sure Black," Beautiful Zamasu commented
"Are you asking any girl 17?" Goku asked
"Me, well…no," 17 admitted
"You hesitated," Beautiful Zamasu said
"Hey its ok me and you can go together?" Goku Black said, "As just pals OK, not a gay thing,"
"Eww, Black just say were all going together as a group," Goku said
"Look flame boy made it," Beautiful Zamasu pointed to Vega
"Anyways we should start looking for tuxes now," 17 said
"Let's go into Men's Warehouse," Goku Black offered
"No one is going to ask how my detention was?" Vegeta whined
"Well, we honestly don't care," Goku said as he and Goku Black walked in Men's Warehouse
"I'll listen," Beautiful Zamasu weirdly said
"Huh," Vega sighed, "Fine so had happen was-,"
"C'mon guys, I just want to get in and get out," Goku bossed
"Fine, let's go Zamasu," Vegeta said
"It's Beautiful Zamasu," Beautiful Zamasu corrected
So the Dragon Ball gang brought their outfits for junior prom, and called it a day, so the next day
Friday the day before Prom
"AHHH!" Chichi's scream echoed through the school
"Damn! I'm right here," Goku said
"Yes, I would love to go to prom!" Chichi awed, "Man, maybe I should have told Black to ask me too, so I could have two hot daddies with me to prom," she imagined, "ah," she sighed
"Chichi, you're too dramatic," Goku said as he handed her the flower she told him to give to her
"Thank you," Chichi said not hearing Goku's comment
"Ok, Cain now ask your Beautiful Bulma Briefs!" Bulma demanded
"I'm Vegeta… for the 100th time," Vegeta corrected
"Ok, now ask me, dammit!" Bulma sassed
"Fine, let's go to fucking junior prom," Vegeta said
"Ugh, you know what I'll take it so you better be happy you're dating me Liam because I'm such a great girlfriend," Bulma bragged about her self
"Whatever," Vega sighed
"You know I wonder if I can find the shadow Vegeta so he can constantly give me compliments," Bulma thought aloud
"Wait how much are the tickets?!" Goku asked
"There 30 for singles and 35 for couples," Sakura explained
"Man, Chichi this better be worth it," Goku said as he handed Sakura the money for the couples ticket
*Chichi plays Fifth Harmony Baby I'm worth it*
*Goku turns Blue*
"TURN THAT FUCKING SHIT OFF!" Goku threatened
"Ok," Chichi said as she turned off the song, "You punish me on prom night daddy," she whispered
"Damn," Ant' An said, "18 did you hear that hoe?" he whispered
"No," 18 answered
"Never mind then," Beautiful Zamasu said
"When Kakarrot met to say turn that fucking shit up, but was to embarrassed he decided not to," Vegeta laughed
"SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU DICK HEAD, BASTARD!" Goku yelled as he began to chase Vegeta
"Well, we should let Tom and Jerry play, while we go to class before an AP comes," Goku Black instructed
"Ha, Tom and Jerry," 18 laughed as the Group went to class on time
"Hey 18 wait," Beautiful Zamasu said
"Sup," 18 replied
"I need to talk to you about prom," Beautiful Zamasu said
Goku's YouTube video
Hellooo! Hola! Bonjour! Well greets guys and gals. Well as you read were going to junior prom takes to dumbass-chi, so continue to read to find out what junior prom holds for me and my crew. Sorry this is short but I have to get ready now so wish me luck
….….
At Bruno's house That Thursday after school
"Bucciarati!" Giorno called as he entered their home
"Giorno, Mista, Narancia, Fugo, Trish, come eat there's the pizza on the table," Bruno told his gang
"Is it Little Caesars' hot 'n' ready?" Narancia asked
"Yes, buon?" Bruno asked
"Yeah," They all agreed as they began to sit around the table
"So how was school?" Bruno asked
"Ummm," They all were at lost for words as Mista and Fugo exchanged awkward quick glances at each other and Trish