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The Wrong Timeline Chapter 22: Prom part 2
"Well looks like we arrived at prom, and it already sucks, geez Chichi needs to stop being a bossy Holly. I mean we could have just hung out at Black's place and swim, or Watch Seinfeld, Boy Meets World, Full House or anything else than being at fricking junior prom," Goku said
Saturday Night 11:30pm at Holly Hall
"AHH!"
"DEAR GOD HELP US!"
"EVERYONE RUN!"
Went the crowds screams of fear and terror as the junior prom was a death trap for all the idiots that attend, including our suppose heroes.
"WE NEED TO GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!" Goku screamed at no one in particular because most of the gang was beaten and some were in the middle of being tortured like Chichi who was unconscious and was currently having Namekian juice poured into her mouth by the attacker
"Whoa! Hey I didn't see you there, ha-ha, well since you came at a bad time I'll tell you how prom lead to this moment, but first I need a place to hide," Goku said
"AHH!" Went more humans' screams
"I guess I'll head to the bathrooms, one, two, break! - wait I'm by myself man why did my gang go and had to get themselves beaten," Goku whined as he instant tramissioned to the boys restroom
In the big boy restroom
"Wait I'm not fat, why did the authors' put the 'big boy' restroom," Goku complained, "Well anyways don't worry Vegeta is buying me time, so what had happen was…
"We arrived at prom at 9:30 pm," Narrator Goku spoke
"Wow, I'm an idiot, but at least I'm a pretty idiot," Stupid-chi blahed and ranted
"Ok, so honestly I don't remember all what everyone said so some of the stuff could be untruthful, but only like 15% the rest is the summary of what everyone said, trust me my version of this story is better, anyways back to our conversation when we arrived," narrator explained
"Don't I look pretty? Goku, my handsome boyfriend, who I don't deserve because you could do better," Chichi complimented me
"Yes, I am!" I replied
"This is a hold up!" Holly yelled
"Hey author girl, what was your name again…? Jolly, no, oh it was Bridget," The stupid ape greeted
"No my name is Holly dipshit," I, Holly corrected
"Well you didn't have to be a bitch about it, damn; anyways I'm trying to tell the story here," Goku said
"I know but since you don't remember we'll take over and explain what happened, you had your chance," Holly explained
"Fine whatever but since Vegeta is still staling for me I'll still wait here, wait this is the boys' bathroom," Goku brought up
"Anyways what actually happened was..." Holly began ignoring Goku
"Hey guys," Chichi greeted
"Why are we here?!" All guys except 17 and Zamasu raged
"Because I said so, and if have a problem with that then cry me a river, build a bridge and GET OVER IT, YOU OVER GROWN DUMBASS APES!" Chichi screamed at them
"Damn, were right here," Vegeta said to himself
"Say it don't spray it," Goku mumbled as he wiped some spit from his face
"Cain, either suck it up if you want me to suck your…" Bulma began
"Whoa Bulma!" Everyone stopped her
"I wasn't going to say what you guys thought, damn get your head out of the gutter," Bulma sassed
"Then what were you gonna say?" Curious Zamasu asked
"I was trying to say he has to suck it up, or I'll suck up all his money from his account that's under my name," Bulma said
"Oh," Everyone realized
"Yeah, and by the way if you cherish your life I recommend none of you ever interrupt me again," Bulma began
"Here she goes," Vega sighed as he prepared to mimic Bulma
"-Because: no one disrespects Bulma Briefs!" She and Vegeta said together, "But I guess I won't also do what they thought," Bulma added in her mind
"Well ok then, anyways Goku don't I look beautiful?" Chichi gleamed
"Yes, I am!" Goku stated
"I'll take it!" Chichi exclaimed, "Hey, want to check out the snack table?"
"No. Most fanfics make me a foodie character, so I'll pass let's just all talk," Goku suggested
"But you are a foodie character, I'm mean you're a sayian plus most Shonen characters eat a lot so it doesn't matter that you automatically go to food," Chichi explained
"When you put it that way…" Goku said as he walked to grab only a few snacks
"Eww, haven't you guys noticed that their playing the classic old middle school dance songs like listen, Wobble is on," Goku Black realized
"Bet right after the Wobble their gonna play Cupid Shuffle," Vegeta placed a bet
"You right though, there's no need to bet," Goku Black said
"C'mon let's dance guys!" Bulma happily yelled
"YEAH!" 18 and Chichi cheered
"I'm down," 17 said as he also followed the girls to the dance floor
"Gross, they're actually going to dance to the song," Goku Black face palmed
"Man this food isn't that good," Goku complained
On the dance floor with Bulma Briefs and friends
"Yeah! Wooo! WOBBLE BABY, WOBBLE BABY!" Bulma, Chichi, 17, and 18 sang
"Wobble!" 18 chanted, "Dancing!"
"18 you don't know how to do the wobble, then get out!" Chichi stated
"18!" Beautiful Zamasu called
"Man Chichi kicked me out of the dance floor for knowing how to 'Wobble'," 18 sighed
"18, honestly that's good, because that shit is really cringy to the max!" Beautiful Zamasu told 18 but since the music was so loud she didn't really hear right
"It's good I have wax?!" 18 replied confused
"No! I SAID THIS SHIT IS CRINGY TO THE MAX!" beautiful Zamasu shouted, "Dumbass," he mumbled
"Oh, sorry," 18 laughed
"18 let's just find Goku Black and Vegeta," Beautiful Zamasu said as he walked away from the dancing teens
"You forgot Goku," 18 pointed out
"I know what I said," Savage Zamasu answered
On the Dance floor
"Hey Chichi let's take videos for Snapchat!" Bulma stated as she continued to dance
"Yeah!" Chichi happily agreed, "Wait let's also get some pictures!"
"No Videos!" Bulma demanded
"Please!" Chichi begged
"Fine, dog filter and I call being the brown one," Bulma conditioned
"M'kay!" Chichi agreed
*snap* *thot poses* *snap* *silly one* *snap*
"C'mon 17 you get on this too!" Bulma yelled
"Alright!" 17 smiled as he whipped out his phone which upgraded to a Samsung Galaxy S8 on the same network though: H2O
"Hey c'mon it's buffering!" Bulma and Chichi complained
"It's loading," 17 responded
"17 knew that his H2O network wasn't cutting it so he switched TO METRO-PCS! With fast reliable 4G lite network! Switch to METRO-PCS AND SIGN UP PLUS YOU'LL GET TWO IPHONE 7S FREEE!"
*17 looks into camera and gives a thumbs up and smiles very wide it's scary*
"Wow Bulma we were in a commercial!" Chichi cheered
"I looked so hot, even if it was for some horrible network," Bulma said, they then resumed taking pics
*Snap* *group photo* *snap*
"Alright everyone let's kick it up a notch!" The DJ shouted as he began spinning the track for Cupid Shuffle
"Yeah!" the crowd went crazy, well at least the people on the dance floor
Goku Black and friends by the Snacks
"Knew it," Both Black and Vega stated together
"-JINKS YOU OWE ME A SODA!" Goku Black eagerly shouted to Vegeta
"Shut up Black, damn-!" Vegeta began
"-ANDYOURNEXTLINE IS: I'M RIGHT HERE!" Goku Black said fast
"I'm right here- wait damn I actually said it," Vegeta realized
"Ha!" Goku Black mocked
"Vegeta when you gonna give Black a soda?" Goku asked stupidly
"When I'm dead," Vegeta sarcastically replied
"Whatever it's fine he can just pay for me when we eat after this," Goku Black said
"Wait, Black you still have to pay for me though because I'm gonna have to pay for Chichi's meal and I only have 50 dollars," Goku said
"Ok…sure," Goku Black responded
"Thanks Best friend- I'm mean thanks bud," Goku fixed himself
"Look here comes Freak and Green," Goku Black said as Beautiful Zamasu and 18 approached them
"Goku Black Zamasu is not a freak just because he's green, maybe Piccolo but not Zamasu," 18 replied
"I meant you were the Freak and Zamasu is just green," Goku Black corrected, "And don't call me 'Goku Black'!" Goku Black stated
"Potato tomato," 18 responded
"Hey let's go request a song to the DJ," Goku suggested
"Yeah, because the songs their playing is making me want to kill myself," Goku black answered
"C'mon Zamasu let's also request a song!" 18 said as she Naruto ran to the DJ
"Don't trip 18, you're wearing heels!" Beautiful Zamasu warned
"Oof!" went 18 as she fell but quickly got up and prayed no one saw her fall
At the DJ Booth
"Hey can I do a song request?" Goku Black asked
"We already received a request earlier so it's be after that song is that ok?" The DJ explained
"Nani?!- what song did they request?!" Goku Black asked
"You'll see it's a song that everyone knows!" The DJ yelled
*Sigh* went Goku Black
"Yo DJ Tanner, can you play Cory in the House Op?!" 18 eagerly asked the Dj
"No thanks" the DJ replied
Back with Chichi and the other cringy kidz
"NOW KICK, NOW KICK COME BABY KICK!" 17, Bulma, and Chichi sang/yelled
"Alright now let's all continue this great playlist with some JJJJJBBBB!" The DJ hollered as he fulfilled the song request that was requested
Come on over in my direction so thankful for that, it's such a blessin' yeah
"AHH! FUCK YEAH! TURN THIS SHIT UP!" the crowd screamed
"Despacito!" The fangirls yelled
"I LOVE THIS SONG!" Bulma screamed
"Yeah, I turn down for this!" 17 stated as he and the girls danced
The same time but with the Vega squad
"This song is so over rated," Goku stated
"He only says one Spanish word yet girls think he's soo great" Goku Black added his two cents
"I like the song, but I'm not going to dance and act like I don't have any fucking sense like Bulma and them," Vegeta said as pointed to Bulma, 17, and Chichi dancing crazily along with the other jump bean teens
"Hey DJ whatcha ya gonna play next?" Goku asked the DJ
"Look you seem like a nice guy but your annoying the hell out of me. I'll play what I feel like playing, damn!" the DJ guy shot at Goku
"Ha-ha, preach," Vegeta laughed
"Shut the fuck up Vegeta, with your lame ass," Goku mumbled the last words as he walked away back to the crappy snack table
"Nigga just salty because he got flamed hard by a stranger," Beautiful Zamasu stated, "man I've got to control the Ant' Ant that still lives in me," he added to himself
"DJ Tanner! Can you play please play Cake by the Ocean by DNCE?" 18 asked
"Wow 18," Goku Black commented as he then walked away from the DJ booth and dance floor
"I'm leaving too," Vegeta said
"Wait Vegeta," Goku Black stopped and called Vega
"What?" Vegeta answered
"Where are you going?" Goku Black asked
"I don't have to tell you," Vega sassed as he continued to walk the opposite direction
"Suspicious," Black said to himself
"No it's not," Vega said as he continued to walk
An hour of cringy white girl songs later
"Alright now go and grab that special someone, it's time for a slow dance!" The DJ announced
"Goku! Or Black" Chichi called for
"I don't know where Cain is so 17 dance with me," Bulma instructed
"Well alright," 17 agreed, "but I have to warn you I'm really good and if you can't keep up I won't dance with you," he warned
"Shut up and dance," Bulma sassed
"The already played that song," 17 said
"17," Bulma began
"What?" 17 asked followed by Bulma slapping him across the face
"Just dance dumbass," Bulma said
"Goku! Black!" Chichi yelled
"Hey I don't know if Chichi wants you or…" Goku black said
"I don't slow dance," Goku simply stated
"Hey Goku there you are let's go dance NOW!" Chichi demanded
"Ugh," Goku let out an angry sigh
"Fine Black come dance with-," Chichi began
"What the hell, my earring is reacting!" Black panicked
"Are you fusing!" Goku jumped up. As Goku Black's body was being pulled towards none other than Beautiful Zamasu
"Why are they fusing?!" Everyone questioned
"OH GOSH THIS IS SO WICKED!" Goku shouted
BANG! MREGED ZAMASU WAS BORN
"My form is justice, My form is… ZA WARUDO!
"-Hey is that a fucking JoJo's reference!?" a random student yelled
POW! The man was blown up by Zamasu's KI blast
"DON'T INTERUPT ME DUMBASS, LAMEASS HUMAN!" Merged Zamasu raged, "Like I was saying…,"
"My form is justice …my form is the world… revere me… praise me
This noble and BEAUTIFUL… immortal and most powerful god… Zamasu!" Beautiful Merged Zamasu preached
"They're so strong!" Goku exclaimed
"NOW PIERCE THE EVIL ONE HOLY WRATH!" Merged Beautiful Zamasu chanted
"AHHH!" Went the screams of the people
"Man fuck you Zamasu!" Chichi shouted, "You ruined the prom, you jackass!"
"Grrr…" Merged Zamasu growled, "Tsk, annoying bitch!" Zamasu then teleported his arm to Chichi (Similar to how he fights in the manga) and grabbed her neck and began to choke her
"Oh my gosh Goku help her!" Bulma shouted
"No I'm the trump card for the Z fighters so the weak ones take him on first," Goku explained
"Everyone run!" The only AP human yelled
"His power feels unlimited!" 17 stated
*Dying choking noise Chichi made*
"Hm," Zamasu smirked
In Beautiful Merged Zamasu's mind
"I'm like not really part of this fusion like the only thing the fusion takes after me is my hair style, my body, and my unlimited strength but then it's your hair color, your skin color, your voice, your clothes, and your fucking name like I can't even evenly control this fusion you have all control!" Goku Black raged
"Geez, calm down if it makes you feel better it's your clothes color," Beautiful Zamasu reasoned
"Shut the hell up Zamasu I don't even know why we fucking fused, and why we're hurting and killing people," Goku Black continued to rage
"Well Chichi disrespected me and plus I don't like her, and as for the rest of the stupid humans I just enjoy killing them," Beautiful Zamasu explained
"But why now?" Goku Black asked
"Goku Black stop asking dumbass questions, the people should die for making stupid choices like attending junior prom," Beautiful Zamasu said "Now how do I use your pink hand sword thing?"
"Wait did you see that?!" Goku Black asked
"No I didn't now tell me how to do the hand sword!" Angry Zamasu demanded
"Ugh R1 and circle," Goku Black responded
"Thank you," Beautiful Zamasu thanked
Back to out of their mind
"Ha! Scream more dumb humans!" Merged Zamasu shouted as he was torturing some teens
"Goku and Vegeta fuse too!" Bulma yelled, "Wait where's Vegeta?!"
"-Damn I'm right here, dumbass no need to scream at the top of your lungs Zamasu might come after you," Vegeta stated as he approached Bulma, 17, and Goku
"Well you and Goku fuse," Bulma said, "Well first let's get out of the open so Zamasu doesn't- AHHH!" Bulma screamed as Zamasu grabbed her
"I also hate you Bulma, and I know just where to pull out that stone of yours, so you won't be able to regenerate," Beautiful Merged Zamasu as he then donut holed Bulma
"Ugk!" Bulma coughed out a ton of blood while Merged Zamasu just laughed at her pitiful site
"BULMA!" Yamcha yelled as he tried to attack Merged Zamasu but Zamasu just swung his fist and the force of it was enough to knock out poor Yamcha into his classic death pose
"Did you guys really start off with your strongest fighter, wow Yamcha was supposed to be last, but whatever you guys try to fight me," Merged Zamasu stated
"Wait did you just state that Yamcha is the strongest fighter out the Z fighters?" Tien suddenly butted in
"Yes, three eye nigga, damn how did any of you guys make it this far in high school?" Merged Zamasu questioned
"We cheated off each other like the preps do," Goku stated
"SON GOKUUUU!" Merged Zamasu yelled
"Damn we're right here," Vegeta said as he covered his ears
"Sorry don't what came over me, it just seemed right," Merged Zamasu explained, "Anyways, back to murdering these teens,"
"Tien go fight Zamasu!" Goku ordered
"Hell no, why don't you just go ahead and fight him, I mean you seemed so happy about t fusion, or you and Vegeta could-AH SHIT!" Tien yelled as Zamasu grabbed him and began to slice him up
"AH!" Goku and Vegeta screamed
"Wait why did you scream?" Goku asked Vegeta
"I could ask you the same," Vega replied
"Well because everyone keeps getting killed!" Goku stated, "And you?"
"Because some of that blood got on me, and I don't want any STD's!" Vegeta explained
"Ugk! Could you guys… *coughing up blood noises*… help me…" Tien spoke
"Well he's unconscious, time for another human toy to torture," Merged Zamasu said as tossed Tien's body , "Looks like it's you guys' turn-… wait an idea just dawned on me," he said as he spotted Piccolo under the snack table and then turned to Chichi's unconscious body
Zamasu then grabbed Piccolo and cut his side open and then ripped off his arm
"AHHH!" Piccolo screamed in pain. Then Zamasu used his telekinesis (again like in the mango) and brought Chichi's body towards him and a very injured Piccolo
In Beautiful Merged Zamasu's mind
"Zamasu what are you doing?!" Goku Black asked
"This is gonna be funny watch," Zamasu explained
Back to scene
Merged Zamasu squeezed out the Namekian juices and or blood from Piccolo's arm and side and began pouring it into Chichi's mouth
In The mind again
"EWW! ZAMASU STOP THAT'S SO GROSS, STOP!" Goku Black shouted in disgust
"Ha! Yeah but it's funny because she doesn't know, Hahaha," Zamasu laughed
"You're sick," Goku Black stated
"Pfft, you're no fun this is why you don't have any real control of the fusion," Zamasu sassed
Again to the scene
"Kakarrot we should hide somewhere and figure out how to defeat and or stop Zamasu," Vegeta said
"Vegeta, l-look at what he's doing to Chichi," Goku said as he pointed to Merged Zamasu laughing while continuing to pour the nasty fluids from Piccolo's body
"Well stop looking and let's hide for now, dumbass," Vegeta ordered, "But that image makes me want to puke,"
"AHHH! Someone save us!" The somewhat remainder of teens stupidly screamed
"Huh, not all these people are dead, well hold Piccolo's arm Chichi, I'll finish off the rest of the annoying humans," Merged Zamasu said as he teleported to the center of the Building, "Plant the breath of a new era in this planet: Lighting of Absolute!" the purple bird thing then zapping all the remaining humans until there were only a few left.
"Pip pip Hooray! The Zero Mortal Plan is in play!" Merged Zamasu chanted, "Wow, when I'm starting to think I should also become a rapper, wait Goku and Vegeta lowered their Ki's to hide… oh well I'll continue to torture Chichi,"
In the back of Holly Hall
"So do you an idea on how to stop Zamasu?" Goku asked
"Well you could use the spirit bomb since he's evil," Vegeta suggested
"Ok sure but you'll have to buy me some time while I gather the energy," Goku explained
"Fine how about 5 minutes?" Vegeta suggested not wanting to fight for any more time than that
"Ima need more time Merged Zamasu is hella strong, I'm going to need a lot of energy," Goku argued
"Ugh, fine 6 minutes," Vegeta bargained
"Vegeta!" Goku yelled
"Fine 20 minutes and that's all Kakarrot and it better work I'm not going to risk my life for everyone here," Vegeta said
"Thanks…Vegeta," Goku gave him a thumbs up
"Whatever get going don't waste any of the time," Vegeta said as he powered up to Blue and began sonic speeding to Merged Zamasu
"And that's what happened, so far," Holly explained
"Well I could've told them that," Goku mumbled
"Sure, anyways shouldn't you start um… yelling for everyone to give you their energy?" Holly question
"Well shouldn't you have posted these chapters on time," Goku shot back
"Touché," Holly replied
At the fight with Vegeta and Merged Zamasu
*Heavy breathing noises from Vegeta* "Kakarrot better be almost finished I don't think I can hold out much longer but…," Vegeta thought
"-Vegeta it's been like 15 minutes where's Goku I mean everyone is literally dead now, isn't he supposed to be the hero," Merged Zamasu asked, "Plus you seem to be running on fumes, because I'm rekting your shit," he bragged
"Grrr…" Vegeta growled like the dog he is, "Take this asshole! GAMMA BURST FLASH!" Vega yelled with pride and no not the sin
"Wow new move…" Merged Zamasu said but noticed that this attack was a big boy! "AH!" Merged Zamasu yelped as he was late to dodge
*More heavy breathing* "Did that do it… probably not," Vegeta panted
"GRR VEGETA YOU TRICKED ME!" Merged Zamasu screamed in anger since he actually was hurt, "YOU DARE RIVIAL ME I THINK THE FUCK NOT BITCH! HOLY WRATH! AND OTHER COOL KI BLASTS!"
"Huh.." Vegeta stared at the giant balls of energy
BANG *EXPLOSION NOISE*
"Ha…Hahaha! Man it feels great to watch these stupid humans suffer before they die, Hahaha, man I'm good," Merged Zamasu celebrated
"I'm still alive Zamasu!" Vegeta stood up holding his right arm panting, "And I'm going to continue to live, BITCH!"
To be Continued…