The Fifth Question

Please define what law is this:

V=IR

Where:

V = voltage;

I = current;

And R = resistance

Haruka Natsumi's answer:

It's the Ohm's law, it states the manner in which electric currents behave inside an electric circuit

Teacher's comment:

Correct, you have answered a lot of questions after taking the placement test, sensei's bothered that the learning environment of class F will affect your studies. Please come to me if you feel troubled.

Hiroshima Shouta's answer

Alms law

Teacher's comment:

A law that you must give alms to the beggars? What country did you come from? Sensei's worried bout your well-being even if you're having mental difficulty.

Yoshii Akihisa's answer:

Mom's law

Teacher's comment:

...

I'd like to see how your family's been doing just after your graduation...

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CLASS F?! These guys weren't the usual alright...its because they're girls. And not just any girls, it seems they are the cutest and the smartest ones(in my view) in the batch.

"T-t-t-t-t-this class F's full of women!"

I gasped...I can't believe my own eyes.

KACHAK! KACHAK! KACHAK!

We were all dumbfounded by this view. Damn...why wasn't I born sooner? Hiroshima-kun's probably in heaven, right? This is a man's dream, so how come this guy doesn't have a girl from here in the first place?

"Oh I assume the idiotic-senpai didn't know, huh?"

...Now I see why... With a statement and a cocky grin like that, it somehow makes me want to view her as a guy.

Despite her attitude may appear to be rude, her profile tell otherwise: her sea-blue hair was a bit messy from wearing the hood for too long but it still shone brightly down towards its tip on the middle of her back; Her skin seemed to be pale yet her body were thickened by her strength; and her eyes were as blue as the water of a spring lake but her expression pierced through us with such willpower as she spoke while her hand were placed onto her chest with proud and dignity.

"Then let me introduce myself, I'm Natsumi Haruka. 17 years old, class A candidate, class F representative, and the president of the FFF inquisition. Again, we decline the offer of waging a summoner test war against class A."

"Tsk!"

Looks like Yuuji is in a pinch. But how can we make this group of women to go against class A. I looked at Yuuji's serious pose, this pose was usually used for summoner test wars but what would he do against a situation where we had to provoke class F to fight class A.

"Now that both of you are at the same pace, I'll leave these up to you."

And with those words Nish-I mean Ironman left the room still left us in awe and confusion what to do. And moments later, that guy finally spoke.

"Damn...Looks like I have to make sure of something first before taking it into action. Hiroshima!"

"Y-yes!"

This guy tenses up easily, his pure-gray hair is all messed up(probably from the running and getting caught by Ironman)but it seems its original hairstyle was just flat hair with his bangs shifted to one side of his face; his body looks as build as I am when I was in his age yet his eyes doesn't appear as determined on something he's even good at as me.

He really looks like a scared muscle guy to bluntly put it. What's Yuuji's plan got to do with him?

"Would you mind if me and Akihisa borrow you for a moment outside? In exchange, the rest of us would be here to entertain with you, class F."

Yuuji's really caring for girls and maybe for Mitsurini to keep on eye for something wrong...wait! Something's wrong here! Isn't it?! I'll ask him after we got out since it's too crowded.

"Oi! Yuuji, don't you think it's a bit of a problem when those girls and our fellow alumni talk about things that'll possibly get us into trouble?"

"Akihisa, a man should let a woman breathe every once for a while."

"That's not it! Its ju-"

"Okay! Hiroshima, let's talk"

"DON'T IGNORE ME!"

Guu...I can't ignore this topic if I feel like my life would be in danger soon. But to Yuuji, as long as it's not Kirishima-san, he's happy. Damn bastard! I'll prepare cement in the nearby deep river after this.

"First things first, I'm Sakamoto Yuuji, and that's the Idiot-senpai."

"OI!"

"Oh fine! His fake name is Akihisa."

What kind of introduction was that?

"W-well, uh... I-I-I'm Hiroshima Shouta. 17 y-years old!"

"Relax Shouta, unlike the FFF now, we're practically harmless. Will you care to tell me what you know about your classmates?"

What's Yuuji up to? He seems like he's gathering information of class F through him. And what you just said won't be the same towards you, you thick-headed bastard.

"Y-yes senpai, we were classmates in 1-C with Natsumi-san as class representative..."

Hmm...that's a good start, come to think of it...all of us in the gang were classmates in first year as well...I guess they're as easily bonded as we were.

"Hmm... Tell me more."

"Well...they are all in a group from the start and they were all aiming for class A all for themselves even though they have different capacity..."

Wow...hearing this story, these women are already bonded for a reason. But it's still odd that most of them don't even claim they're class A like Natsumi-chan. While in deep thought, I think I missed most part of Shouta-kun's story...again.

"...but one day they all got in- err nevermind. I think those are all I can tell you, senpai."

I think he let that one story slipped from his mouth. I wonder how Yuuji would react.

"Hmm...I see... Oh! I have to send Shouko something. Shouta, Can I ask you a favor to give it to her? She's Kirishima Shouko, she's in Class A, doing things we did just now."

"O-of course, senpai. What does she look like?"

"You don't have to find her, she'll find you once you said my name."

With a confused look on his face, Hiroshima-kun took the letter from Yuuji just wrote and went off. What is Yuuji up to? His mind gone so fast, I can't even keep up to know what he's planning but...

"Yuuji, is he going to send your confession letter for marriage to Kirishima-san? Aren't you two already-"

"That's not it, you idiot! He's gonna be the reason for this war. Also, I don't give a damn about that marriage. That letter has something else inside than...'that thing' you talk about.

"Now, if your slow processor has caught up a bit, let's get back inside before they noticed that's something's not right."

Now I'm also confused what's going on. What kind of letter Yuuji gave? And what did he mean Hiroshima-kun being to be the reason for this war?

We opened the door back to FFF still in high spirits. But once we got in, a dangerous site has come before our very eyes.

THUD!

"KYAAA!"

Those high pitch screams echoed around the room filled with surprised women. But the most shocking(yet also well-known) thing is that...

"Tsuchiya-kun! What's wrong?!"

"Camera nii-chan?"

"Hazuki, don't look!"

"Thus happened again... Things don't change, huh."

Mitsurini's dead.

We already know the cause of death based from where the blood comes from accompanied with Hideyoshi's calm composure.

"Okay...who showed Mitsurini something a girl don't want to be seen off?"

All of the girls looked in reply to Yuuji's investigative question towards a corner where Haruka-chan seemed to be cowering in disgrace.

"B-burn that guy..."

We can't hear what she had said but based on the omnimus aura, that won't look good for Mitsurini.

"Burn that fool... BURN HIM FOR TOUCHING A WOMAN!"

"Wait! It's not in the rules that accid-"

"There is..."

Eh? There was... My mouth was wide open when hearing those soft yet powerful words. Why can't I remember about that rule?!

"...Death by 100 strikes from nailed bats... Execution, immediate."

Ah, so that's why... I was the victim of that rule... Natsumi-chan has a quick memory of those rules...as expected of a class A candidate.

But enough praising, class F is hot on its heels on Mitsurini(even if he's dead). Damn... I can't let the women see Mitsurini get punished by them, they might get infected to their disease.

"...Yuuji, I came as you asked."

A voice that became familiar to our ears echoed softly in the short distance as the one being called replied.

"Oh! Shouko, you came just in time."

"...Anything for my darling."

Her words are boosting up the FFF inside me as well.

...Must kill Yuuji...must burn Yuuji...must ...pour... Nitrosulfuric acid through all holes of the bastard's body.

"My my! So I was right... You idiots are up to something again."

Ah! And now comes another familiar voice to me that made me forget the bastard.

"Ah, Second-in-command, how have you been this whole year?"

"I don't know, Sakamoto. Why don't you ask my little brother? How was I, Hideyoshi?"

Crack! Crack!

I think I heard her fingers cracking while she remains in good composure.

"A-ah! Aneue's been doing great for this year."

Oh! Now I see why...these guys didn't know that Kinoshita-san was working part-time at a convenience store.

"You're thinking something, Yoshii Akihisa-san?"

Crack! Crack! Crack!

"Ahahaha... J-just your imagination."

Now I'm on her target list huh...

"Yuuji, what's goin' on? Why are-"

"Oh yea! Shouko, have you brought what I asked you?"

"... Yes."

Ignored by my bad friend several times already, we waited at the opened door to reveal what Yuuji's requested it-...em?

"Huh... Yuuji... is this...?"

My mouth gapped wide for I can't believe there is a person who appears to have the same kind of attractiveness as Himeji-san yet her physique was similar to Minami's.

Her pink skin matches the beauty of her golden curly hair that reached just below her shoulders; her glistening sapphire blue eyes captures the very deepest soul of a man; her lips looked so seductive, it left me in awe.

KACHAK! KACHAK! FWOOSH!

And it seems that Mitsurini died again. Amen to you, my friend. Amen.

"Akihisa? Oi, Akihisa!"

"It's no use, Sakamoto! He and Mitsurini are lost for good!"

I heard Hideyoshi's cute voice but my mind still remained blank for this beauty. Its like seeing an angel who just came down from heaven.

"Akihisa-kun!"

"Oi! Aki! Wake up, you idiot!"

"Baka onii-chan?!"

I think I've fallen in love for this girl that my body just got hotter...

... And hotter...

... And even hotter...

...

...too hot...

...

!

"YEOUCH! WHA?! WHY AM I TIED UP TO A CROSS? AH! FIRE! FIRE! I'M BURNING! I'M BURNING! YUUJI! MITSURINI! HIDEYOSHI! HAZUKI DON'T LOOK! GUAH!"

Why are Himeji and Minami wearing the FFF gear? More importantly: HOW DO I GET OUT OFF HERE!

Also, If Hazuki sees this, this would be a catastrophic future for the innocent kid.

"Ara! It seems you still are a bunch of idiots as always."

"Oh! Well well second commander... I hope you know what you're saying to this class F."

"Sakamoto, have you forgotten who's gonna talk against the class F of this batch?"

I can't hear much because of my brain was aching more than just burnt. I've been played as a dart board with stationary. THIS SCHOOL STILL HASN'T CONFISCATED THEM FOR ITS IMPROPER USE?! AND WHY DOES MINAMI AND HIMEJI-SAN THE ONES TO TAKE THE FIRST SHOT?!

I did notice though that our alumni's tacticians both look at the pretty girl who was standing at the doorway slowly walked to the front of the class.

"Class F, please release that man..."

I can't make out what she's saying...Its too...hot...I...can't...

Am I finally dead? This was the most revolting death I had... How should I explain to gramps?

"Akihisa-kun?"

Someone's calling me...

"Baka onii-chan?!"

...Another one? Is it from that river? Or I can still what my body hears? If so, do they know that you can't revive someone who just got roasted alive?!

"Aki! Wake up, you idiot!"

Its hopeless, you can't wake someone up by just grabbing someone's arms and legs with a grapple and then...

CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! CRACK!

"OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! M-MINAMI! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! GIVE! GIVE!"

Now that I confirmed that I am still alive...and just got all of my extremities dislocated, I, then, started to worry that my life is in a state being worse than death.

"I won't 'til you admit that cheating is wrong."

"B-but Hazuki-ch-IYAAAA!"

"Hazuki won't see this since Mizuki took her out for a bit. Now say it!"

"Y-Y-YES! CHEATING 'WAS' WRONG!"

CRACK! CRACK! CRACK!

"IIIYYAAAAAAAAAAA"

I think my whole body got dislocated from that grapple...I can't move right after she released me.

"Senpai! Are you alright?"

This girl's calming voice were similar to Himeji-san. I can't let her innocent eyes see me and be worried about me...

"I'm fine. I'm fine. Don't worry about me."

Now that I think about it, she is similar to Himeji-san.

"Thank goodness..."

"Akihisa-kun, were you thinking something like 'she's pretty'? Have you learned your lessons?"

Uh oh...the real one's mad, in this situation...what would my references (anime and dramas) would say in this situation?

"Well...she reminds me of someone I like."

CRACK! CRACK!... CRACK! CRACK!

And with that statement, two of my limbs were relocated then dislocated again. This kind of pain was unbearable compared to 3 years ago. Also, why are my references failed me in having a decent conversation with women?

Haruka-chan then stood up close to the front and gave her inquiry to the beau- I mean, to the newly arrived girl.

"Ignore the idiot-senpai for now. So 'Queen of A cups', what brings you and your iron-flat chest here?"

"Oi! Oi! First and foremost, don't call someone flat-chest. True that her physique may look undesirable for most men but she's not like Minami to act like a to-"

PAK! PAK! PAK! CRACK! CRACK!

Now...Minami gave me a really bruised up body: a couple of broken bones, and a whole liter of blood loss. Why did I forget such a critical position I'm in?

"Well, my honorable senpais requested me to declare a summon war against the known idiotic class F that happens to be lead by a lizard who, apparently, swallowed two basketballs. Now, would you be so kind to hand them back to the school gym? The basketball team and PE classes will need them."

Her voice was heaven to my ears, but her kind yet rude words made me feel strange. Did she got that from Kinoshita-san?

"Well... You win! we have no reason to fight chimps. It's against animal rights. Also, we're much more civilized compared to you even with all those school equipment."

That's an interesting reply...class F and the FFF were aiming for class A's equipment since the summoner test war became official to our year. But I guess this is your non-average class F.

"Oh! Then I suppose you won't be bothered with this!"

She ran out of the room and came back pulling onto something. Eh-?

"Hiroshima-kun!?"

Why was he tied up? And why was Yuuji grinning at this situation? Was this part of his plan? How far does his analysis boosted this recent year?

"Tch! You try to bargain with me on making me do this summoner test war for this idiot?"

"I just thought it would motivate you in fighting seriously, he's going to be class F's betting chip"

For the moment there, I think I just saw Haruka-chan flinched. Maybe its just too serious all of a sudden

"Isn't betting a bad influence for the school? For a top student of the batch, you sure know what you're in for, right?"

"That can be arranged."

"P-PRINCIPAL?!"

Wow, the damned old granny came to the scene.

While Mitsurini has finally recovered and tried to relocate my -OW!...joints, we all listened to this old hag's announcement.

"For the sake of motivating my dear cute little students, I summoned these alumnus, that faced each other countless times, to tell you what it takes to be the real student of this academy.

Also, to make it interesting for the class I'll make transfer papers of Hiroshima Shouta to the winner of this war. I'll be closing one eye for this."

So the only guy in class was put into place to be the class's betting chip...wasn't this better for them if he lived not in their boundary boundary?

Yuuji's plan was simple yet complicated for some reason. He walked in front of Haruka-chan, still remained his calm composure. This might have put a lot of pressure to Haruka-chan.

"Then you can have him."

"Eh?!"

Hiroshima-kun was shocked, I am the same, being thrown away just like that? That's harsh of Haruka-chan.

"Oh? Really?"

She pretty one puts her finger on her lips as she gave her mischievous grin.

"Even his precious lips your nasty little group worked hard to avoid being taken?"

At that word, it seems like both the FFF spirit in the alumni and the current batch joined forces into one goal. KILL HIROSHIMA!

"N-Not a problem, he was always a menace to the class and he's the worst FFF heretic we knew."

"Oh...then I should take him and make him mine. Teehee!"

As soon as she dragged the helpless Hiro- I mean target away from our grasp outside the door. A voice called out to the class A representative.

"WAIT A MOMENT THERE!"

"What's wrong now? Didn't you say you didn't want him?!"

"I didn't say you can immediately take him away unpunished. It's true that I don't need him, but he still had a lot of death penalty to pay for. And for you class A to take him away to protect him...THIS MEANS WAR!"

Suddenly, an outburst of high-pitched roar came from the class F batch. All of us, except Yuuji and the class A alumni, were shocked at this change of decision. Yuuji, just what's got into your mind when you have thought of it?

"...Yuuji"

"What is it Shouko? H-HEY, LET GO OF M-GAH!"

"...Principal, please let Yuuji be the betting chip for the class F alumni."

That guy...he gets all the luck, really...pisses me off...

"What are you saying Shouko?! You can't-"

"You can have him, Kirishima-san."

"Oi! Akihisa!"

But Kirishima-san had the best way to handle Yuuji...

"Oi, damned old granny, I bet Akihisa's love life to Shimada Minami and Himeji Mizuki, those who can take out the most number of students will take Akihisa."

"Oi!"

It's already bad that my life's been ruined by the likes of you. But involving them is a different story, I'm sure both have their own love lives.

"You know, Minami-chan. It's a good thing that we had something to motivate us, right?"

"I couldn't agree more, Mizuki."

Eh?! What are these two up to?

"Principal, instead of Akihisa's love life, how about Akihisa himself will take the winner for crepes and movie."

That's not a problem since I've lived a go-oo-o-oh dear!...I forgot I paid Mitsurini for Hideyoshi's picture yesterday with most of my savings and allowance...th-that means...

"W-wait damned old granny! I'll take Yuuji's o-"

"Oh no, Akihisa! Old granny, I'll take back what I just said earlier and accept their condition instead."

NOOOOOO! MY ALLOWANCE! DAAAAMN YOU YUUUUUUUUUUJIIIIIIIII!

If I can move after being relocated, I might have killed this bastard already.

"My my, this is getting really rowdy all of a sudden. Alright, I'll be taking my leave now, this war will only take your whole day so your class are suspended. Make sure you work hard, my cute students."

"Oh yes, in case the senpais were wondering, my name is Alexa Dela Rosa, it's a pleasure to meet you and face you in this war. Well...we better be get ready as well, farewell. Teehee!"

And thus, the damned old granny and the class A left the room leaving Hiroshima-kun and a chaotic class F behind. But suddenly, in the mist of chaos, a voice rang in the classroom.

"Alright class F, ATTENTION!"

Wow...Haruka-chan's roar made everyone in class silently stood still, but what made me curious about it is because it made Hiroshima-kun's goosebumps as stiff and straight as needles. Is everyone okay?

"We are officially at war with class A, and we're with the old class F to help us. With this we can hope for their skills to aid us to victory."

Yuuji then came beside her and gave his powerful speech as well.

"As I said before, we had faced class A and our seniors during our time with force. This time, we can easily beat this, with our strategy and your force, we can FINALLY BEAT CLASS A!"

"YEAH!"

"YOU GU-i mean girls WANT TO SEE PEOPLE VIOLATE YOUR LAWS?!"

"NO!"

"DO YOU PREFER TO SEE INJUSTICE REIGN OVER THIS SCHOOL?!"

"NO!"

"DO YOU LIKE BEING IN THIS CLASSROOM FULL OF UNMOTIVATED LAW ENFORCERS TO SECURE THE JUSTICE OF THE SCHOOL?!"

"NOOOOOOO!"

"WE CANNOT LOSE BECAUSE WE HAVE HIM."

Then, he lifted his finger to my direction...eh? Haven't I been in this situation before?!.

"Oi! Yuuji..."

"This guy is the alumni class F's idiot of all idiots, the probationary student."

"HEY! WHO YOU'RE CALLING AN IDIOT, YOU IDIOT?!"

How did this guy knows how to piss someone off so easily and with a straight face? Also, why is Haruka-chan grinning also?

"Well since you declared your probationary student, might as well declared ours. HIROSHIMA!"

"Y-yes! Me?"

Somehow I feel both surprised and not...his idiotic lebel looks like it went down passed the earth but I don't see the part of him where he wrecks the school like what Yuuji did and got me framed for it(even though we did it for our confiscated items that year).

"Well...well...since we have two probationary students for this war, I say we have a higher chance of winning."

"A higher chance? How can these idiots have a chance?"

That...hurt so much... And that Yuuji gave that mischievous grin that I hate so much when he used it at me.

"You'll know it soon enough. Akihisa, train him more from how you did in our years."

Eh? T-then I have a student? I looked at Hiroshima who act a bit more feminine and bowed down to me.

"It's an honor to be taught by you, Yoshii-senpai"

"Ahaha...just Akihisa is fine enough."

"Yes, Akihisa-senpai"

"Enough for the formalities, please."

This guy has a tight belt around his waist...too strict to formalities...

"Oh right, we haven't introduced ourselves, I'm Sakamoto Yuuji, class F representative of our alumni."

"Thee name's Kinoshita Hideyoshi."

"...Tsuchiya Kouta, one-man recon."

"Himeji Mizuki, pleased to meet you, class F."

"Shimada Minami, I'm here with my sister."

"Hehe! I'm Shimada Hazuki, nice to meet you onee-chans."

And now finally, its my turn...I must give my best to inspire these new students in this war, but what image should I give...I know!

"Yo, I'm Yoshii Akihisa, class F's most famous and most outstanding-""Idiot""-to ever face class- DAMN YOU YUUJI! You've gone far too much there."

Again, with his interruption, my revived reputation died in an instant...I MUST KILL HIM FOR THE SAKE MY PRIDE!

We grabbed for each other's shirts and our fists clashed against each other at such force it hurts, but we still continued to try and push the other down no matter what.

"You have gone too much as well, Akihisa..."

"You are the worst, Yuuji, selling me that way."

"That's my line you bastard!"

The heat has burned both of us from inside, raging to kill this person once and for all...but as soon as we realized where we are.

"That's enough of our drama. Great acting, Akihisa(we'll finish this off soon, runt)."

"Hehe, you are good as well, Yuuji(say goodbye to your life, you bastard)."

We just put our arms across each other's shoulder and smiled to the class. But the war between us is not over yet. For now, this battle ends with a draw.

This time, I have myself a wing man to help me when we go to a mission, that's sounds too good to be true.

"Oh, by the way, Akihisa, Hiroshima!"

"Yes?"

We replied in sync. Wait! Why do I have to respond to this bastard's call?!

"I need for you to do a favor for me- no...for the class F!"

"Huh, Sakamoto-senpai?!"

"What's the favor, Yuuji?"

Author's comment:

Okay! Here's the things I need to tell to you, readers:

1. I'm running out of questions for the main story. So I'm asking you guys to give me a question and the correct answer and I'll write in my story how would each character would answer it theoretically. I'll give credits to those who can give a good question.

Here's the tip for those question. In the original baka test, they used college level questions. So basically, don't use any questions lower than that unless you can think of a funny way to answer it.

2. You guys will notice that my story won't be enough for just 1 volume of baka test. So here's the gist. I will be making more than 1 volumes of these story, label it and post it here with the other stories.

3. I'm running out of OCs to use, so please tell me your baka test OC's so I know I got permission to use them.

And lastly, 4. My OCs are limited to only this baka test fanfiction, they wont be coming out of this story really. Anyways, their back story will be written as a chapter in a .5 series similar to the original novel. So I ask you guys, do you prefer me to continue the story(volume 2) or lemme tell you the sidestory(volume 1.5) first? Can anyone teach me how to make a poll for this? Thanks.

So again, thank you for reading it and this special question will be my second to the last question of this volume. So please, to the other readers out there, answer it. I'm posting those who only answered it or raffle the answers to be in this special question.

Maxus Mel's answer:

"Placing the answer of the first question in the 'name blank'.

Mik106's comment:

Correct, this is Alexander the Great's worst mistake. As for his fall in history...well, let's just say it doesn't involve this humiliation.

Alexander the Great's answer:

Please call me by my actual real name! I beg of you. It's Yoshii Akihisa.

Mik106's comment:

That's the name of the person in the question. You're supposed to write the correct reason what is his greatest mistake? I didn't know that you would be taking this test in this century though. Did something happened in Egypt?

Mik106's Special Question 5:

What was the reason Yuuji became from super to loser?

Sakamoto Yuuji's comment:

You really do want to ask these things because you're the author of this story. But since you don't own us, you don't have the rights to be writing these things. It's a waste of time and that head of yours. To those readers out there, please don't waste your time answering this stupid question, purely nonsence.