2 years ago

Natsumi Haruka's report on suspect, Hiroshima Shouta's activity

November 5, 20XX

5:00 AM - suspect arises from his 5 hour slumber, stretches his miniscule arms and rose out of his bed to do some stretching.

5:04 AM - suspect went to the washroom to wash his face

5:06 AM - suspect moved to the cooking area and began to cook what it seems to be breakfast, appears to be a special kind of omelete with a unique style of cooking and the amount seems to be prepared for more than one person.

5:15 AM - an Older Woman ,who appears to be in her mid 20s, has entered into the suspect's place, the suspect greets her nicely and seems to follow her obediently, possibly his woman. She went off to another room within the building.

6:00 AM - suspect prepared the dining table in a unique restaurant style of preparation, candle stand included. Seems like a high class style for a date straight from his home.

6:20 AM - suspect returned to his room to change, his body physique is unattractive nor he has no charisma to suspect he has improved himself because of the woman. He seems to be trying to get to know her.

6:50 AM - suspect returns to the dining table well-groomed for school and began on the meal in a gentle fashion.

7:00 AM - a Younger Woman ,who appeared almost the same age as the suspect, has entered with the dining area from another room in the house, in a night-gown...suspected another woman.

7:15 AM - suspect finished his meal while talking to the woman. He then cleaned up the table and washed the dishes at the kitchen.

7:30 AM - suspect walked out of his house, well prepared, and off to school.

-Report End-

This investigation report was acknowledged and accepted as evidence as of today against the accused in a trial which will be held after seven (7) death penalties starting immediately.

Signed:

Sugawa Ryo

Class 3-F Student, FFF Inquisition President

The Crew, the Empress, and the RPG Idiot

Spring, a time where life blooms; where the fields brought their cherry blossom leaves falls upon the lifeless grey concrete. It is the time that love shall bloom in the hearts of those longing for it.

It's sickens me...I have no time for such trivial matters, I only have interest solely on my scores and the things I want other than things like 'Love'...it disgusts me to the depths of my soul that just thinking about it makes me puke.

I opened my shoe locker and to my surprise, I received a neatly packed love letters inside. This amount of love letters are nothing out of the ordinary from where I came from even on the first day but...what kind of idiot who just opened the box to arrange the letters then put them back?!

I guess this will become one of the school's mysteries. I took the letters and placed them to one side. Really, humans need to be concerned about how to talk to people face to face than this...being creepy enough to stuff letters into the owner's shoe locker before even they first receive it. I gently removed my sneakers from my own feet and placed them inside the lockers when all of a sudden.

"Hey Hiroshima!"

"Y-yes senpai?"

I heard voices followed by a bang from the other side this wall of lockers. It sounds like someone's being bullied in the first day of school huh...sucks to be you. I took out my indoor shoes from my bag and try to ignore such incident...this is also isn't new from my school because life's unfair. Sucks to be him...

"Congratulations on getting accepted on this school and joining to our brotherhood..."

"T-thank you, senpai."

WHAT?! There's someone joining to 'those' kind of people after going to school? That idiot of a first year, what does he think about going to school?! A way to fool his parents while he skips school?

"I shouldn't get involved in this matter..."

I muttered to myself. This is getting way out of hand, and with me joining that kind of conversation, things will get nasty to either of us.

"By the way, we are currently in pursuit of a heretic, Yoshii Akihisa. He is from our year but he has defiled our laws and now is running away from his punishment. Here is his picture."

What the hell? There's an execution on the first day of school?! What kind of school is this letting these kind of people run amok around here?

Wait! Why am I being overly concerned about this in the first place? Its not like I'm the target to such incident. I shook my head hard. But suddenly, I felt a drop of water dripped unto my hand.

Huh? Why there is water in here? Was there a leak in the pipes? I looked at the pipe starting from the wall to check if there's a pipe that has a leak.

A Pipe, a pipe, a pipe...

...A Pipe...

...A Pipe...

...A guy stuck to the ceiling...

What's going on? Even if I didn't get a glimpse of his face, his position is right above me like a freak. Just who is this guy? What's he doing there? His body appears to be older than us. So, is he a senpai?

My mind was full of confusion in just a single moment that I saw him. My mouth can only let out one word to sum it up.

"KYAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"

"Eh? What's that noise?"

"Senpai, it seems its coming from the other side."

Tak! Tak! Tak! Tak!

I heard footsteps going louder as I tried to recover myself from my dire shriek. What the heck is this school? How can this guy go to such extent of clinging onto the ceiling? The people who heard my cry arrived to the scene where I am.

"I-is there something wrong?"

First to arrived was a guy who has silver hair covering some part of his weak looking face, his body is lightly buffed underneath his quite neat uniform. My mind try to get as much as I can to recover and explain the situation, but another figure appeared behind the scrawny guy.

"Tell us miss, what's bothering you?"

T-this-!...he is shrouded in a hooded overall with an 'F' embedded on the forehead portion of it and...and...and...he's carrying a scythe...IT'S DEATH!

I dunno what happened to me but all I knew is that...this is my end. I can't hear my own voice crying for help as my mind and body went blank and everything went black.

"H-hey! Are you ok?"

"Seems to be knocked out from culture shock, happens to me when I first came here...Hm? Aha! I FOUND YOU, HERETIC!"

"Tch! You guys...won't you let me explain first the situation?"

"We will...Right after you've faced the penalty of death by raining knives, followed by death by stampede of people wearing spiked boots. Leader! I found him, he's at the building entrance and I'm on pursuit towards the new building."

Good work! Don't let him change direction, we'll surround him there!

"Damn you, Yuuji, Sugawa!"

"Roger! Hiroshima, take this civilian to the infirmary. And don't worry, I'll cover you for today. DIE, YOU BASTARD! HOW DARE YOU To even get close to...(Fades to distance)."

"A...uhm...senpai?..."

I blacked out for quite some time but I think I may have died in the hands of death. I felt my body swaying about as if I'm being carried over the river of styx.

Thump!

So...I've been laid down on the other side now...I wonder who died and carried me over here as well? It might be that idiot for hangging out with death.

Urgh! My body feels so heavy that I think I'm being pinned on but there's also a feeling that I'm pinning on something. I wondered how would the underworld look like.

I groaned trying to recover from my unconscious state of just dying, I opened my eyes to see the underworld. My vision is a bit of a haze as there's a faint glow on a silver long strings from what seemed to be like a crystal forest yet the gentle breeze and the scent whiffed up to my nose gives off a similar sensation to an ocean breeze along the vast open shore in the summer time. I tried to move my body but it ips pressed against something soft smooth and yet firm. It's like grasping a fair lady's hand; then, in the midst of having recovering, a faint yet feminine moan echoed to my ears

"Iyaan~!"

...so cute!

But feeling, smelling, hearing, and seeing it made me realize one thing: I'm still alive!

I squirmed and managed to roll my body to the side but the person underneath me stood up and dashed away without even revealing her face.

'Wait!' was the voice shouting inside my mind as my arm try to grab this girl's hand, hoping she would explain what happened. But because of her swiftness, she escaped my grasp and dashed out of the nurses office.

I still felt dizzy of what happened to me earlier. I closed my eyes and rested for a bit more and try to solve some things about the school.

I missed the school's opening ceremony but the principal was a kind lady to let that pass and just explain to me about the school again in her office...it was rather long though.

After I got out of the office, I searched the hall way for the class that I was assigned to. Let's see...1-C...1-C...1-C...Aha! 1-C! Found it!

Okay, stay calm and forget all the things that happened today...

I took a deep breath and thought of this to relieve myself from the stress and opened the door with a gentle manner. It seems the classroom was as simple as you'd expect from the school soap opera seen on TV as the students chatter happily with each other, getting to know each other just right after the ceremony. Seems my presence here is still unnoticed. That's good! It'll be problematic if they found out about me here.

"Yosh! Everyone go to your seats." A huge voice was heard from the door. We all sat down and faced at the person who entered. He appeared very muscular that he might beat the model in those commercials, but perhaps his brain might be something he lacked as compensation to having such a strong body. He picks up a chalk and began to write his name in the board.

"I am Nishimura Socchi, you and your senpais will address me as Nishimura-sensei." He announced as he faced us. Yeah right! The senpais don't even recognize you as a teacher.

"You all probably be wondering that I may look stupid and I don't have the qualities of being a respectable teacher. But the truth is...the true idiots are YOU YOURSELVES!" As he pointed every one of us like some detective novel. And calling me an Idiot is injustice and completely biased, you stupid teacher!

"Now, before I get to the rules this school mainly focused on, let's have you guys introduce yourselves to the rest, starting those whose name begins with 'A'.

And thus, the long introduction plan began, I'm really bored staring at them because I won't be meeting them next year in the placement exam. But just to be actively polite, I listened to their introductions.

"Next!"

A short girl then stood up. Huh? Is she a foreigner? She looks like the girl in the story of 'Goldilocks and the three bears'. She walked up to the front and wrote her name in katakana.

"My name is Dela Rosa, Alexa. I'm 16 years old and from italy. I'm not that good in japanese so please talk a bit simpler. Pleased to meet you all and please take care of me."

Hoo...her japanese isn't too bad really, it sounded like a grade schooler though. The crowd roared by her cuteness though, it seems she grabbed all the attention of the guys and some girls. Why does foreigners attract too much attention? Such a hassle when it comes to breaks.

"Okay, next is...Hiroshima."

So much passed and now this guy's turn, does the teachers know about this guy's situation? I mean...a shrimp like him joining into some group. He's shaking nervously as if he's strapped onto a jack hammer.

"I-I-I'm Hi-Hiroshima Shouta...f-from Sh-Shinmei school...p-pleased to meet you..."

I dunno if it's because of the atmosphere or this kid just caught the muscle teacher's eye. I guess he noticed it by the fact that his legs are trembling like a string of a guitar.

"D-did I do something wrong, sensei?"

The teacher just gave a cough and replied.

"Er...nothing, you just resemble a certain third year student that I know so well."

And with that, a third year opened the door slightly and tries to peek inside but the no-brained teacher noticed him.

"Iron- I mean sensei."

"Hm? What is it?"

"We'd like to borrow Hiroshima Shouta, we had something to discuss with him."

"Wouldn't be better if you just talk to him during break?"

"This is an emergency though, we're about to admit 'someone's guilt to the brethren court."

"Then hold the execution now, and don't bother me or would you prefer looking for remedial class later on?"

And with that comment, the senpai left with a terrified reaction on his face. What's that about remedial class that even the senpais are afraid off?...Wait a second?! 'Hold the execution'?! This is nonsense, he's aware of the execution yet he allows it? Just what the heck is this school?!

The time goes on and it seems that the one sitting next to me was done with his boring introduction.

"Next."

Man, he's too damn loud. I stood up from my seat and walked to the front. I don't really care about things like school bonding as such but as a formality, I wrote my name on the board and faced them as proud as I can be by raising my heavy chest and my arms crossed in front.

"I am Natsumi Haruka, and those who want to follow me to the depth of Hell, be obliged but I won't let you get away from it!"

"..."

"..."

And with this, I can secure my place where I can do things I want without worries...even the teacher seems to be silent from my brave annunciation.

"That's quite interesting for you to say it because its boring that everyone else in this school says it."

"WHAT?!"

How can this be? This is supposed to drop my rating of attracting attention... Who in the hell made that line interesting?

Just then, we heard footsteps outside the slightly opened door as two figures came by arguing across the hall.

"Akihisa, YOU MORON!"

"Likewise Yuuji, since you let yourself followed me in your petty trap, I'm gonna lead you to a one way trip to hell with me, you bastard."

Then, a stampede followed them right after...there's more than one Death?!

"Quick, there they are! The Idiot Couple!"

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING 'COUPLE'?!"

As there was a sudden quake before silence. The figures are fast that I didn't know who are they nor I heard what they said clearly but there's only one thing my mind is screaming about...

...What the hell?!

"Those...are class 3-F...they'll be getting an early graduation soon from the whole batch because they made some remarkable average scores for the school's benefit."

Those bunch of buffoons?! And now that I noticed...those two who came by earlier said the same thing I said earlier...this is bad...I walked back to my seat in silence hoping something won't happen.

"Hey Natsumi-san, do you like sports?"

"Natsumi-san, did you happen to know those third years being chased earlier? 'Cause they said the same lines you said."

...Urgh! This is what I am afraid of, too many annoying people trying to know every single detail of one's life. There a lot of options to choose from when trying to avoid people and I think I found a perfect one. But as soon as my mouth opened to say something, a strong breeze touched my cheek followed by flashes of objects moving towards one side.

Eh?

"Are you okay?"

I heard a voice coming from my side and now that I noticed...I'm being carried. I looked to see the silver haired boy from the shoe locker area, self-identified as Hiroshima Shouta, carrying me in his arms.

"What the hell are you doing? Put me down this instant!"

This idiot boy followed my demand and slows down and let me stand on my own.

"Geez...what's with this school? And you as well. I can't believe you just picked me up in an instant while I was talking to someone!"

And by how we looked like earlier, it isn't funny anymore to be seen as a couple on the first day of school. This really attracts more nuisance.

"I'm sorry..." He said with a soft tone. This guy is ridiculous! Even though he looks like a tough kid with his silver hair covering half his face, his emotions show too much like a girl. But he acts like a dog who just do what he wants without considering others. "Well...its because I saw you hesitated for a bit with a slight expression of what seemed like you're annoyed with them. I know I shouldn't butt in but I don't want you to hurt other people's feelings."

Huh?! What's he's spouting about now? And how can this guy think 'kidnapping me' will solve anything?

I dunno what this guy was thinking but why am I affected by him? I felt some warmth on my cheeks just from listening of what he said. But all I know is that this guy has said those ridiculous things that I only shouted only one phrase.

"You idiot!"

Followed by launching my fist at him which hit him on the cheek sent him flying.

Thud!

He bounced from the floor and continued flying.

Thud!

This should be as far as my punch would send him, by now he'll be able to stop himself.

Thud! Thud!

...

Thud! Thud! Thud! Thump!

...ISN'T THIS TOO FAR OFF? My punch isn't that strong! SO, IS HE THAT WEAK?!

He got up...with a face looking down to the floor.

"That...doesn't hurt...at all..."

Drip! Drip!

...For a guy who's badly wounded on his face from a single punch, that's incredible... In its own way.

"H-hey! Just what are you trying to prove here?! Go see a doctor now." I exclaimed, this fool must be trying something to make me look like a demonic delinquent here.

Just then, there was a stampede echoing from behind him. Out of curiosity, I wondered what it was.

"Hiroshima, it's time for your first time to do an execution."

...I was expecting a group of deaths this time but it looks like a group of guys who stopped right in front of him. They appear to be the third years from what I can understand from their uniform; And from their voice and the way they talk, it seems they are the figures of death that I've been looking at roaming around the school grounds. And this idiot is gonna become one of them?!

"Uh! O-of course senpai!" He answered like a faithful dog. After the figures left, he turned to me and bowed politely as if I'm from a high-class.

"I-I have to get going, please forgive me for my actions" and with that apology stated, he dashed out to join the rest of those senpais. Who the hell he think he is? Why did he just go do what he wants then apologize thereafter? And...and...How did he made my fa-

"GUAAAAH!"

A loud voice echoed from upstairs and down here...are they executing them right now?!

I shook my head trying to prevent my precious intellectual brain from deteriorating from this idiotic nonsense as I head back to class.

Time passed and finally this school day is over, I let everyone else leave first while I thought what happened today.

This is a school with its unique system of education that let students fight using their recent test scores with computer-generated avatars called 'summons'. Their way of teaching is advanced as expected but...is there really a reason where idiots can come into this institution with weapons and intent to kill one another literally?

And speaking of idiots, what's with that kid? He speaks as if he knows me much, blubbering that I hesitated cause I was annoyed when I'm not. Even if that's true, what the hell is he thinking? Carrying me in his weak-looking yet strong arms, with his annoying body heat and sensation being transmitted to me and with that stupid idiotic freakishly annoying face of his staring at me looking like a damsel in distress when one hit from a girl nearly sent him to his grave. He's so stupid, yet...yet...why am I confused on what to do about it?

I shook my head trying to wake my mind that just faded "Why am I standing around here for?" I talked to myself, just trying to think about that idiot is totally ridiculous. I packed all of my things and getting ready to go home...jeez, does this day gets any worse?

Shaa!(Door opening) Tak!

"Uhm...h-hello...I-I-I'm sorry about earlier"

... It did...

Seriously, this guy doesn't know when to give up. Its like he's an abandoned puppy waiting to be taken home...Why am I comparing him to that?! He looks more stupid than a puppy. I stared at him trying to know what he's up to.

"U-uhm...I know what I did is i-inappropriate but..."

Urgh...now he's shaking as if there's an earthquake. I pushed him aside as his annoying face might force me to eradicate him from the face of the earth.

"You know what. Just...just get away from me okay, you're already annoying just from a single day."

I walked out of the classroom and headed home, I don't care what happens to him. I just need to take care of myself...Class 2-A will be mine soon.

The next day, we are in the gymnasium to use our summons for the first time and try to manage them as much as possible.

"Okay, this time we'll have Natsumi Haruka..."

Heh...so its my turn! As far as I have observed from others' weapons and battle capabilities, I became excited to what type of weapon I might have. And I wonder who'll be my first victim.

"...and Hiroshima shouta."

"..."

"Uhm...P-please go easy on me."

...

"Sensei, I'd like to change partner please."

This is ridiculous if you really ask me...

"I am the only one who can choose here, if you don't agree with me, I'll be sending you to the remedial class for it."

I am rather curious to what that remedial class is but for the sake of my reputation, I have to play safe for myself. But it's so irritating to face this idiot.

"Ok! If there are no other objections, I shall summon the training field."

As he raised his hand, a cubical-shaped field contained numbers, letters and mathematical equations and formulas appeared from his feet and then engulf it's surrounding, covering the whole gymnasium. So this is what a summoning field looks like.

"In order for your summon being to appear, you must announce verbally the wor-"

"Summon!" I yelled from the excitement. I can't just wait what would my summon would look like.

My energy began to rise as before my feet, a geometrical symbol appeared and a smaller one just in front of me. And with just a puff of smoke, my summoned being appeared. She looks so cute, she looks like a chibi version of me possessing a puffy aqua-blue tail matching the color my hair and her ears resembling an elf's. She wore the same gym clothes I do and wielding a wooden sword ready to swing at the opponent.

"Haruka, I know you are excited but try to restrain yourself a bit."

"Okay Nishi!"

"I am Nishimura, don't shorten my name like that."

"Hehe...okay, Nishimura-sensei." He resembles the lochness monster when he's angry though. Then cleared his throat and gets ready for his discussion.

"A summon normally does not hold any physical objects. So that there won't be any damage to school property nor injury to the students.

Next, the weapon you possess now won't be your permanent weapon, it can change according to the school policy or proclamation of the principal.

And lastly, this is a training field so your scores won't affect the outcome of the battle. This is because you need to learn how to control them first this year. The real battle, the summoner war, would be held next year once you are arranged to your permanent classes.

The summon beings will move you think for them to do. The system analyzes your brainwaves inside the field so whenever you leave the field, the summon will vanish.

If there are no other questions, let -

"E-excuse me sensei."

"Hm? What's wrong with you, Hiroshima?"

"Well...I summoned mine while you were discussing but..."

We looked down to the idiots summon who resembles his idiotic face and we haven't noticed anything suspicious. Until we looked down to his weapon...

...Where's his weapon!

"Hmm...it seems the system chooses to give you a shield...a rare situation."

THAT'S HIS WEAPON?!

To me, that's just nothing but an ordinary wooden buckler. Using it as a weapon would be ridiculous!

"Nishi, how er-...Nishimura-sensei, how can I fight someone who only wields a shield?"

That's just plain outrageous. You can only use a shield to block weapons and projectiles.

"Natsumi, in a war, you have to make do to what you have. Now, let us now begin the training, START!"

'Make do with what you have' huh...that's sounded like a pretty lame excuse of 'I don't want to deal with this stupid matter'.

I looked at my idiot looking opponent with troubled eyes as I ordered my summon to move towards him.

Tak! Tak! Tak! Tak!

Hey! It worked! my summon started running towards his opponent and has launched a thrust towards the idiot. But to my excitement of finishing this fool so early, I didn't noticed that he managed to dodge it just barely.

"Tch! Lucky dodge. Take this!"

I launched a barrage it seems like the summon is me and I can move it freely with the movement my mind generates. However, this guy keeps dodging my attacks. I looked to the teacher and exclaimed. "Sensei! This is utterly nonsense, there's no way a shield can be a weapon." But he gave his serious reply as if he's witnessed something amazing "Haruka, I know a certain idiot who can accomplish ridiculous things with his own stupid hands. And with this guy, I can sense the same idiotic capacity to do something that'll surprise us, those who has attained the world of rational reasoning."

And with that said comment, that idiot charged straight towards me. H-hey! Isn't this too ridiculous? He's like a bull who won't stop at nothing even he'll get hit. He raised his shield up, but that's nothing compared to my skills as I let my summon leap up into the air and hit him at the back of his head as he went through under me. Thus, his fate is sealed.

"Shouta hit, winner Natsumi Haruka."

I brushed my elegant hair praising for my accomplishment and gave the muscle-head teacher a smirk.

"So where's this 'amazing skill' you're talking about, Nishi?"

"Firstly, address me as Nishimura-sensei. And this is just the beginning."

I just chuckled as I returned to my seat. There's no way an idiot like him would become something amazing. It is, in a way, a common knowledge that smarter is better. And as I leaned back to the wall and relax, I looked at the monster teacher and that idiot loser talking but I couldn't care less and drifted off to a light snooze.

"You have been holding back even if your weapon, or rather, your shield would put you at a great disadvantage."

"I-i can't hit a woman, even in the summoner's war."

"You got a long day and a lot to learn here..."

"I-I'll do my best."

A week has passed and it seems that my hard work of studying are going according to my plans. By the time I get into the placement exam, I would say goodbye to this pathetic ordinary looking classroom and greet hello to my fantasy of living a luxurious life without worries that lesser intellect will bother me.

Speaking of which, that idiot, whom I am annoyed with, seemed to follow what I said during that summoner's training session. I wonder if I should ask him to do some work for me? hehe!

"Excuse me, Natsumi-chan?"

Hm? I looked at the one who managed to get my attention from my peaceful environment I had envisioned. Its the girl who identified herself as 'Alexa Dela 'Something", strange that this girl who managed to get the other people's attention away from me wanted to get my attention. I learned to speak english fluently from my old school when I was a child so something like this isn't a problem.

"What do ye' want?"

"Oh! You can speak english?! That's a relief." As she clasps her hands together with a smile trying to appear cute to other people. Such a shame of those idiots to get attracted to that easily. I leaned back to my chair and crossed my arms infront of my chest to obtain her purpose of her approach.

"You see, I had something to tell you..."

She paused for a moment's notice. Is she trying to build tension to this conversation? Whatever it is, it won't af-

"Hiroshima-kun was dating another girl."

...

...What?

This is a completely random statement from her

"...And this has got to do with me because...?"

"Oh! Well since you met each other with such intimacy from the first day of school, I thought you might had some rivalry over something recently which made you mad like that time in the gym?"

What?! How stupid can she get? That event was one time and there wasn't anything between us thereafter. Also, that time about the summon being training in the gym was for training...TRAINING!... I kept my cool and answered the rumor that she spouted about.

"You are mistaken, there wasn't anything between us and what happened on that day was that fool's misunderstanding."

These kinds of love are what really attracts people's attention so I better put an end to this as much as possible.

"Oh! So there isn't anything between the both of you huh?"

"Yes, none at all."

"So you don't mind if I go out with him?"

'Go out with him'?! Who would like to take a mindless idiot out for a date?

"You don't even need to ask me, its not like there's really anything between us. He's just a mindless idiot who doesn't know what's good for him." As I closed my eyes and my mind to meditate myself of the things I read without a care in the world. Afterall, this conversation has nothing to do with me to begin with. It's just a distraction towards my goal.

"Okie dokie, Thanks a lot, Haruka-chan!"

Haruka-chan? We are not close to be calling my first name. Also, a 'thank you' isn't necessary, you no-brainer flat-chest.

I avoid replying to what my thoughts are saying and went back to the knowledge library of my mind to recall things. But, after a moment after giving such a ridiculous statement, I felt a warm breeze onto my ear followed by a whisper.

"By the way, he isn't 'just a mindless idiot' as you thought he is"

I opened my eyes to look at her face that has a grin of someone who won a lottery secretly and went back to class with her other image of being attractive.

"What's her problem anyways?"

I muttered during lunch break as I head out towards the roof. Its not like I really own that idiot and we don't share anything at all yet...yet...why does this bother me so?

I gave only a deep sigh hoping it might took some of the stress off me but as soon as I reached to rooftop, I heard voices from the other side. I couldn't help but be curious what is it about as I placed my ear close the door.

"Hiroshima-san, I just want you to know...I've fallen for you since the day I laid my eyes on you. Your eyes, your face, your gentle lips. It has drawn my heart"

Eh?! What's going on? Did I just heard a woman confessing to the idiot?! T-that's impossible, there's no way that would happen, it might be someone who has the same family name as that idi-

"I-I don't know how should I answer that since it's t-to early..."

...

...

...NO WAY! That gentle yet idiotic stuttering voice is him!

How can this be happening, and who's the girl is he talking with?!

"You don't have to answer me immediately, my heart can wait for your answer. But please, during the time I'm waiting, can I hold your hand?"

This is insane, incomprehensible, utterly outrageous! I dashed back down without knowing the remaining details of their conversation.

"I-I...I can't continue! I'm sorry, Kinoshita-senpai! I-I'm too nervous to read the remainder of the script."

"It's ok Hiroshima-kun, thy action was almost perfect for practice for thy last set of performance in the drama club. Thy hast apologize for the inconvenience of dragging you for this."

"I-I always help women in need even male clothing, senpai. It's my virtue."

"It is an honorable virtue indeed, Hiroshima-kun, but I am a man and not a woman. Hmm?"

"I-is there something wrong senpai?"

"Nothing, I hast thought thy sensed someone."

"O-oh...then we s-should get out of here before someone misunderstands this."

"A wise choice."

That idiot might be doing ridiculous things when he encounters flat-chest...I need a way to distract her from that idiot so I can pound some sense into him...Aha! I've got an idea.

I dashed down from the stairs heading back to 1-C. Once inside, I slowed myself down acting like there's nothing going on and walked in front of the class having their breaks...this plan will have to be in my benefit so there's no suspicion to there's something going on.

"Alright! Ladies, may I have your attention?"

Without hesitation, all the ladies and gents looked at me with confusing eyes. Damn...I really hate attracting attention but this is the only way.

"Can I suggest that we should have a group study of all guys against all girls. That way we can stimulate ourselves to do our best of abilities."

With these speech of mine...I don't think I'll be ever be successful to it.

"It's a good idea, Haruka-chan"

Eh?! Someone praised me? And from the looks of it, it's flat-chest! She placed her hand under her chin as if she's thinking for the problem.

"First of all, we won't be motivated much so can you tell us your aim for this; Next is to choose a class representative to monitor the battle of genders; last is to come up a good way to start this study group once it's decided."

Well well...not only she gives me the possible disadvantages, they seem like the point for turning it around. This girl isn't half bad compared to whom she likes...

"I want a gender domination of class A -no...the school itself, it is the final moment to know who is better, the male or the female"

I slammed my hands onto the desk standing proud of my answer. 'cause no matter what...

"We will begin this with our own strategy and create the best study habit that'll enable us to reach class A and dominate this school!"

...No matter what...

"And I shall be the class representative to monitor and not cheat, the conditions on both sides of the school!...we won't let anyone say that 'girls are weaker' or 'slower' or even 'dumber' so I raise my hand to these condition and let you ladies join me to hell and struggle ourselves to cross it and head towards Nirvana.

...I'm not gonna let an idiot like him break the hearts of those around him because of his 'playful' ways.

"ARE YOU WITH ME?!"

I roared out loud and the whole class roared in response...this is the day where we gonna preserve the dignity and pride of either side. We won't lose, men.

"U-uhm...was there something I missed?"

Mik106's comment:

Heya guys! sorry that it took a long time for me to get back on uploading. lot of things happened...and i get to go to a Cosplay Convention for the first time...As Tobi of Naruto though...dont have a lot of cash on me even though im 22. anyways, thanks for you all reading for the first volume. this Side volume will take...probably 5-7 chapters before i get back to the main story in Volume 2 so enjoy these for now.