At Meek's mansion; the meerkat was sleeping in his bed when his Happy Cat alarm clock went from saying 6:59 to 7:00.
The clock started laughing.
"Happy Cat say time to wake up." said the clock.
Meek groaned.
"Wake up, you sleep to much." said the clock.
He grabbed the clock and opened a compartment before removing the batteries, causing the clock to turn off.
The meerkat then went back to sleep.
Napier then entered the room with a food tray under a metal dome.
"Wakie wakie birthday boy." Said Napier.
"Wake me up and you'll end up on the streets." Said Meek.
"At least you're talking, so that's progress." Said Napier.
Meek yawned.
Napier then placed the tray on the bed and removed the dome, revealing over easy eggs, four slabs of bacon, and a bottle of Low Calorie Glacier Freeze Gatorade.
"Figured that the birthday meerkat should at least get a nice breakfast for his birthday." Said Napier.
Meek sighed.
"I know you mean well, but I might not have an actually birthday party for the eleventh time in a row." Said Meek.
Napier became confused.
"Why?" said Napier.
"Ever since I was adopted by Seeker I never even had a real birthday." Said Meek, "The only birthday present I got from him was an opportunity to shoot a criminal that he captured to prove my manhood."
Napier became shocked.
"Wow, that's one mess up childhood." Said Napier.
"Tell me about it. I just hope that Wart doesn't remember that it's my birthday. He would make a big fuss about it." Said Meek.
In Luna's bedroom in Toon Manor; the girl was sleeping and eventually woke up before removing her headphones and yawning.
"What a night." Said Luna.
She turned around to see Wart who was awake in bed with her and screamed in shock.
"Well that's just rude, and I eat with my mouth open all the time." Said Wart.
Luna became mad.
"You're rude, you entered my room without my consent. What're you doing here anyways?" said Luna.
Wart climbed out from under the blankets, revealing he was in his everyday clothes.
"If you must know, I've got plans for today." Said Wart.
Luna became confused.
"What kind of plans?" said Luna.
"Let's just say that a certain someone was born on this day sixteen years ago and that I might want to make it very special for that certain someone." Said Wart.
Luna is shocked.
"It's Meek's birthday today?" She asked.
Wart nodded.
"Oh yeah." Said Wart.
"Tha-That's wonderful. He must be very happy about it." Said Luna.
"I doubt it, because on his eleventh birthday, Seeker gave Meek the passage to being a man by telling him to shoot a criminal with a blaster that he didn't know was set to stun, it was also the same day he was ditched on that moon." Said Wart.
Luna is shocked.
"THAT'S HORRIBLE!" she shouted so loud that Hades heard her.
The lord of the dead groaned and grabbed a broom before banging his ceiling with it.
"KEEP IT DOWN, I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!" yelled Hades.
Back in the mansion.
"Yeah, it now serves as a reminder of the day he was abandoned." Said Wart, "All I can imagine now is what his birthdays were like ever since."
Flashback
On the moon four years ago; Meek was looking at some blueprints to his moon home then at his actual moon home.
"Yep, just the way I want it." Said Meek.
Then a huge metal crate landed right next to him, shocking the meerkat.
He opened it up and looked inside to see tons of stuff including chocolate cake mix, vanilla frosting, two birthday candles with the numbers 1 and 2 on them, some wrapped up presents, and an envelope with the name Meek on it.
He became confused and grabbed the envelope and opened it up to see a birthday card with a birthday cake on the cover and opened it up before reading what was inside it.
"Have a happy birthday." Meek said before scoffing, "Yeah right."
He put the card in the crate before dragging it into the cave.
Later; Meek was pouring cake batter into a cake pan before putting it in an oven preheated to 350 degrees.
He looked at the back of the box.
"Twenty minutes baking time and let cool for ten minutes before applying the frosting." Said Meek.
He tossed the box away.
"Well, since I'm waiting I might as well open my presents." Said Meek.
He went to the crate and pulled out a tiny box present and opened it up to see a small ring box.
"This is so sudden." Said Meek.
He opened the box to see a kyber crystal in it.
"Alright." Said Meek.
He put the box on a table and pulled out a rectangle shaped present before opening it up to see a book with two sparing stereotypical aliens.
"The many forms of alien martial arts." Said Meek.
He pulled out some reading glasses and put them on before opening the book and going through the contents.
"This is good, this'll do perfectly for when I do return to civilization and when I need to defend myself." Said Meek.
He then set the book down on the table and grabbed another present.
Later; he had set up the vanilla frosting on his cake before placing the candles on the cake to say 12 before pulling out a lighter and lighting the candles.
He closed his eyes and blew out the candles.
End Flashback
"Yeah, such a pity." Said Wart.
Luna smiled.
"I got it but let's call Killer Frost because she's part of the idea I have." said Luna.
Lincoln then entered the room.
"What's this I hear about it being Meek's birthday today?" said Lincoln.
The two turned to Lincoln.
"Yeah, he was born this day sixteen years ago." Said Wart.
"Also, where did you come from?" asked Luna.
"Your bedroom door, how else?" said Lincoln.
"Not you, the hog." Said Luna.
"I walked in through the front door without setting off any alarms." Said Wart, "That was at six thirty."
He pulled out a block of tofu and started eating it.
The warthog looked at the two and became confused.
"Wait, how're you not vomiting at the sight of me eating tofu?" said Wart.
"One of our roommates eats tofu." Said Luna.
Wart nodded.
"Okay, but back to the whole Meek's birthday thing. Should we get last minute birthday presents?" said Lincoln.
Wart pulled out a blue envelope.
"I had this thing ready for this day two weeks ago." Said Wart, "But yeah you should."
"And where should we celebrate it?" said Luna.
Wart did some thinking.
Later; the three were inside some type of arcade.
They noticed a whole bunch of games, pizza, and ice cream.
Luna picked up a napkin that said 'Kickass Pizza, Ice Cream, and games'.
"This place would definitely speak to him." Said Luna.
Wart nodded.
"Yeah it would." Said Wart.
Lincoln noticed an arcade game called 'Terminator'.
He picked up a game gun and started aiming it.
"Nice place." Said Lincoln.
Killer Frost then appeared.
"I don't know how you found this place, but it's definitely speaking me." Said Killer Frost, "It's got hot pizza."
"You like hot why?" asked Lincoln.
Wart who was now dressed like a scientist placed a chalkboard on the ground before drawing some type of chamber and the Crystal Frost, Louise Lincoln, and Caitlin Snow versions of Killer Frost.
"The mantle of Killer Frost was first achieved by one Crystal Frost who accidentally locked herself in a thermafrost chamber and gained the powers of cryokinises, but she can only recharge those powers by absorbing heat every day." Said Wart.
Luna and Lincoln stared at Wart.
"What?" said Wart.
Luna turned to Killer Frost.
"So you know the plan right?" said Luna.
Killer Frost nodded.
"Sure, keep Meek occupied for the entire day with some fake yet evil schemes. And when the party's ready, knock him out and leave a note telling him to show up here." Said Killer Frost.
Luna is shocked.
"Seriously, why not just stuff him in a potato sack and kidnap him?" said Luna.
"Because he would think that I'm taking him to Dominator's hideout." Said Killer Frost, "Also, I'll just put him on ice and place him in a tub full of hot water that'll melt him out of the ice in less than eleven minutes."
Everyone just stared at Killer Frost.
"He trusts me not to kill him." Said Killer Frost.
The others nodded.
Wart walked over to a counter where an African American female was working.
"Excuse me, how much would it cost to keep this whole building for an entire day for someone's birthday?" said Wart.
The woman turned to Wart.
"You want to keep this newly opened up arcade for a birthday party?" said the woman.
Wart nodded.
"Like hell that's going to happen." Said the woman.
Wart then opened a briefcase, revealing tons of money inside of it.
The women then looked at the money with a smile and dollar bill sign eyes.
"On second thought my manager has it out for me." Said the woman.
She grabbed the money and stuffed it in the cash register.
"By the way, there's probably going to be tons of people coming here, so get cooking." Said Wart.
He then pulled out a piece of paper and gave it to the woman who looked at the contents and became shocked.
"One medium sized tofu pizza?" said the woman, "I've never heard of such a thing."
Wart then placed a Tupperware container of tofu on the conunter.
"You have now." Said Wart.