HEY-O Buds, IT'S ME, THE DARKE LORDE! People (a.k.a me) have wanted to have a new chapter for My Little Lyra, and I just HAD to make it for any readers I'll ever have. So, let's go.
****************************************July 4th, 2018**********************************
This is the story of Luan Loud & Ron Weasley. This will be when they first ever laid eyes on each other. This will be the start of a strong, but awkward love story, and the beginning of the production of a brand new life.
*****************************************Luan****************************************
I said, while in the shower, "Hey, Mom?"
My mom said, "Yes, Luan?"
"Do you think I'll ever have a boyfriend? Like, y'know, who loves me for who I am, instead of the way I look?"
My mom came up to my room and said, "Honey, just because you look this way, doesn't mean there isn't a single boy in the WORLD who likes you for your personality. You just haven't found him yet."
"Really?"
"Yes, Luan. Really."
I said, "Well, OK," and went back to taking a shower.
*****************************************Ron*****************************************
I got up, coughing. I looked around to check if I got to the right place. In fact, I did. My Cousin Moana was talking a mile a minute to Ginny, while Mom & Dad were talking to Moana's parents, Tui & Sina (A/N: No, SERIOUSLY. That's Moana's parent's names. Look it up if you don't believe me). When Moana caught eyes with me, her eyes grew to the size of walnuts and ran to me, screaming, "RON! OH MY FUCKING GOD! WE ALL THOUGH YOU WERE DEAD!" then threw me into a hug that would make any mama bear proud.
I said, "Hey, cuz," and hugged her back.
Her grandma, Tala, came in and said, "Hallo, Ronald. How dee you do? Eh?"
"Fine."
"Oh, REALLY? Are you afraid that Ginevra will jab ya hard in the soft spot?"
"Yeah. Absolutely mortified, Tala. Absolutely mortified."
"OK, Ronald. NOW, who's ready for our FIREWWORKS SHOW!?"
Me, Ginny, & Moana all shot up our hands and said, "ME! ME! CAN I DO THE FIREWORKS?! PLZ?!"
Our parents said, "NO, only Moana can. Ron, Ginny, you will stay with every other kid your age, & younger kids too."
Me and Ginny said, "AAAAWWWW!"
"TOO BAD!"
****************************************Luan*****************************************
My dad said, "Hey, kids? C'MON DOWN!"
Luna, Lincoln, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, & I all ran down like a stampede of angry rhinos, and said, "Yeah, Dad?"
"We're gonna go to a fireworks display at a kind old woman called Tala."
Luna said, "Tala? That's my friend Moana's grandma's name!"
"Glad you know her, Luna."
"Well, Moana always says her grandma's a little cray-cray."
"WELL, her parents, Tui & Sina, invited us to their firworks display. All of the people there 17 and up can help with the fireworks. Everyone 16 and under has to stay in their house and hang out until the fireworks are ready."
After that, we all piled into the car and went to Moana's house.
*********************************Ron******************************************
When we started getting ready for the fireworks display, Ginny & I were appointed (By Moana herself) The Almighty Guest Greeters. I tried to entertain myself by saying, "WELCOME to Moana Towers. We shall NEVER deny a guest, even the most RIDICULOUS request." while Ginny was saying, "What he said. Sigh." then slapped a name tag on their chest.
When most of the guest list was up, we ended up getting a small army whose names were, according to the list; Lori, Leni, Rita, Lynn(Sr.), Luna, Luan, Lynn(Jr.), Lincoln, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, & Lily.
DA, DA, DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! That's all, folks! For now…. DA, DA, DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!