Im back guys it has been so long since I could type like this. I missed you all so much that it killed me to be away. But Im here and I will be back for a while. I will be updating a lot more for right now and I have some news. While I was gone I made a new profile on Wattpad. Lets get onto the story and I will talk to you guys later.

(Dipper's POV)

When I woke up I was startled. Right next to me was a sleeping human. The memory of last night came back to the me as I remembered that this man saved me from the baby man named Gideon. If I remembered correctly the mans name was Bill. Bill woke up and looked at me with a smile. I had apparently such a cute confused face that it made the man laugh. I watched as the man got up and went around the room we were both in. I wasn't sure if I should finally talk to the man that helped me. I had never talked to a human so I bet he was curious. Making up my mind I opened my mouth...

".."Before I could talk the door to the cabin burst open to reveal another human but this one was a female. She staggered over to Bill with a weird look on her face.

"Hey Billy-boy I *hic* wanted to tell you *hic* I want you~" She sounded like her brain was shutting down like my sister on that weird human candy 'Smile Dip'. I shiver at the memory of having to take care of her because Grunkle Stan refused to do it himself. I still have the scare on my palm because of chasing her while she screamed something about a unicorn rainbow seahorse. I sigh which catches the attention of the 2 humans with me. The woman practically fell over to me and started to pet my hair. I try to get away from her touch but she has a strong grip on it.

"Hello cute *hic* fishy~" She has a tone if she was talking to a baby or a pet.

"How is *hic* our cute little fishy~?" I was right. I don't like this so I look over to bill who looked like he was enjoying my misery. I sigh again and open my mouth.

"Houtonian moutonian lan morio tonion hatrofion mortona!" I use a spell my uncle Ford told me and the woman started to float of the ground as my eyes glowed. She floated out the door and landed on the ground. The magic closed the door and locked it so we could talk undisturbed. Bill was looking at me, his eyes wide with what he just saw. I don't blame him as I bet he never saw magic before.

"I wish to speak with you Bill but as I tried and she came in I wanted to talk undisrupted." I was not used to talking human so it sounded so formal. He shook his head and talked back.

"How did you do that to my crew member?" I can understand so I know he has a lot more questions after that one.

"I used a simple spell my uncle told me I could use if I wanted some annoyance to leave." I wasn't lying as he told me about after he used it on a beached whale. He told me to use it for good things. As I was lost in thought Bill came up to me and touched my tail. I flinch at the sudden contact but I had to admit it felt calming. He was petting my tail for a while until we heard banging on the door. It broke open and walking in was a man. he had purplish-black hair and had a similar build as Bill. He strolled in and I saw that the crew of the ship I was on was bloody and tied up. He walked up to Bill holding a weird human weapon. If memory serves me right its called a 'pistol'. The only thing I know about it is if someone is holding one they mean to kill. So that means he was going to kill Bill.

"Why does everyone come and interrupt me when I try to talk to Bill?!" My voice could scare anyone of our people. The man looked over Bills shoulder to look at me. His eyes widened and his grin never wavered. His eyes held a possessive expression as he turned back to Bill.

"I never thought you one to collect cute things Cipher." He smirked at Bill's annoyed face. "I will be taking him when this is over." With that an idea formed in my head. I use magic to tell Bill and the crew to cover their ears. They do so and I start to sing. The song of death. I learned this technique from a siren I know named Luke. The man's crew went under my singing and jumped ship. All that was left was the black haired man. He came closer and I flashed a flirty smile. When he was close enough I grabbed his gun and shot the man. I tell the people on board to uncover their ears and Bill walks over to me.

(Bill's POV)

"He's dead and his crew jumped ship. What did you do?" I couldn't care less if I sounded confused. I was confused as hell! He looks straight into my eyes with his beautiful blue orbs.

"Simple, I used a siren song of death to make them and when the man came to me I shot him." He sounds as if it was no big deal at all. If he wanted I could be dead at the bottom of the sea. "Now can I finally ask you why you got me out of the grip of the man who captured me? Its not like you would get anything out of it." His face looked so cute, It was cocked to the side like a puppy and his face showed a mix of confusion and interest.

"I did it because you, my fishy friend, are both rare and beautiful. A treasure for my collection~..."