On a difficult evening at the loud house, Lola and Lana Loud were in their room doing their thing. Lola was having a tea party with her stuffed animals and dollies, and Lana was taking care of Izzy, her pet lizard. After putting Izzy back in his cage, Lana wanted to have some "fun" with one of Lola's little dolls. So Lana spotted a random Barbie-like doll on the floor and picked it up.
What do you think you're doing, Lola asked?
What? You're not playing with it, so I'm gonna borrow it for a minute, Lana replied!
What are you gonna do with my dolly, Lola asked?
To see if Izzy wants to play with it, Lana replied!
NO! That is MY dolly, and you can't borrow it, Lola said!
But why, Lana asked? Izzy is just lonely and he wants a girlfriend!
Lizards and Humans don't fall in love stupid, Lola said!
But we do, Lana replied!
Ewwww gross, but give me back my dolly, Lola asked?
(Lola yanked the doll out of her twin sister's hands, and Lana tried to take it back. The two girls were battling out in a tug-of-war with the little doll until-POP! The doll was pulled apart in half)
LANAAAAA! LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU ASSHOLE, Lola yelled.
So what if I did, Lana replied, I also did these...
(Lana pulled out a few of Lola's dolls out from under her bed with their hair cut off)
GASP! You EVIL BITCH! Lola yelled clenched her fists.
(Lana also pulled out the "big kid" scissors from under the bed and threatened)
I'll do it again with all your dolls, Lana threatened!
(Just then Lincoln just came in the room)
What's going on you guys, Lincoln asked?
Lana wants my dolly to sleep with her stupid lizard and she ended up pulling the head out, Lola replied!
What, can both lizards and humans get together, Lana asked?
Wait why do have the big kids scissors Lana, Lincoln asked?
Because she is trying to hurt me so I told her that if she hit me I'll get all of her dolls and cut all of their hairs, Lana replied!
You should play with big kids scissors, Lincoln said! you could hurt someone with it or you could hurt yourself with it!
(Lincoln took the scissors away from Lana)
But how am I supposed to cut her dolls hair, Lana asked?
Nothing, if she doesn't want you to messed with your stuff then don't do it, Lincoln replied! how do you like it when she touch your stuff without asking!
Thank you Lincoln, Lola said while giving him a hug! but I won't touch her stuff because all of her stuff is gross!
It's nature, Lana said!
Yeah but I don't care, Lola said!
(Lincoln left the room)
Good thing he's gone, Lana said! good thing I got another spare of big kid scissors!
LANA DON'T YOU DARE, Lola Yelled!
(Lana rushed towards Lola's doll collection but Lola pushed her back. The twins then fought tooth and nail. Slapping each other, pulling each other's hair and cheeks, and occasional bites. Lincoln can hear the two fight again, but ignored it since it didn't work the first time. After a couple of minutes of fighting, the girls are all scratched up and tired)
Lana, you're the worst sister ever! I want you and your dumb animals out of my room, Lola asked?
Uh no this is my room, Lana replied! you get your dumb beauty pageants out of my room?
If you don't get out of my room, I will kill you, Lola threaten!
Make me! Lana said!
(Lola then tried to push her twin sister out of the room, but Lana grabbed the big kid scissors and cut part of Lola's hair off. As soon when Lola saw her face and hair in the mirror)
AHHHHH YOU MONSTER, Lola Yelled!
What, you look like a wild girl without too many hair, Lana replied!
Oh you want wild, I show you wild, Lola said!
(She grabbed the scissors from Lana's hand and stabbed her in the arm)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! Lana screamed and cried so loud!
(The rest of the Loud family can hear Lala crying loudly and the parents rushed to the twins' room. Lola couldn't believe what she had done. Regret immediately flooded her mind and she saw poor Lana holding her arm in pain)
WHAT DID YOU DO, LOLA, Rita screamed!
(Lola just stood there staring at the floor in disbelief in what she done. Soon, Lynn Sr. stomped in the room)
WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED HERE, Mr. Loud cried out?
She stabbed me because I cut her hair and the dolls hair, Lana replied!
OH MY GOD, The Parents replied!
(The Parents took Lana out of the room and took her to their bedroom putting bandaids on her arm. After that, the parents are discussing in the living room about what should they do with them being together)
So what should we do, Rita asked?
I don't know but I can't believed they did that to each other, Lynn Sr. replied!
(Just then, Lana came out of her parents room)
Mommy and Daddy, I'm sorry for cutting her hair, I didn't mean too, can I take the punish more and not her, Lana asked?
(Rita picked her daughter up)
Honey you and Lola are not punish or in trouble but we are very disappointed and upset about what both you and your sister did, Rita replied!
You both scared us and we don't know aha to do about it, Lynn Sr. said!
(Just then they hear a bump upstairs and all three of them went upstairs to see)
Lola honey what are you doing, Lynn Sr. asked?
I'm moving to Lori and Leni's room for a few days because I don't trust myself with Lynn because I might hurt her again, Lori replied!
Ok I think that this is a smart move, Rita said! but just to let you know also that you and Lana are not punish or anything like that, but we are very disappointed and upset about what both of you sister did!
Ok mother, Lola said!
(Later that night, Lola rest her stuff at Lori and Leni's room)
So let me get this straight, Lana cut your hair and you stab her arm, Lori asked?
Yes, Lola said while crying! I didn't mean too stab her!
Sweetie it's ok, Lori replied while hugging her! it sometime happens and just be glad you didn't kill her!
Yeah but I made her bleed a lot, Lola cried!
Hey Lola how about I make it up to you, Leni said! since Leni won't be alone getting stab by you since you older than her, Lori could stab me in the arm and me and her will be twins!
Uhhhh Leni I don't think it will help with this situation, Lori replied!
Also Leni is five second older than me, Lola said!
Oh, Leni said!
(She went to get scissors and go up to Lori)
Lena what are you doing, Lori freaked?
I realized that Lana is older than Lola so I realized that I should stab your arm instead of me getting stab by you, Leni replied!
NO STOP, Lori yelled! it's not gonna help with this situation, all we need is for them give get some space from each other!
Oh ok, Leni said!
(Later that night)
Well at least I get my own room for a while, Lana said!
(She said goodnight to Izzy and went to sleep but realized and there are wolfs howling outside and Lana can't sleep and got scared)
Oh no I wish Lola was here, she would yell at the wolfs and they will stop scaring me, Lana said to her self!
(She went out of her room and went to Lincoln's to see if she could sleep with him)
Hey Linc...?...wake up, Lana asked?
Uh...what, Lincoln asked?
Can I sleep with you tonight, Lola isn't in the room to scare the wolfs away because of today so can I sleep with you please, Lana asked?
Sure go ahead but make sure your clean because I don't want any dirt in my bed, Lincoln replied!
(After Lana went to Lincoln's bed, she explain to him about what happen to her and Lola)
Hey Lana it's ok, I just don't want you two to get hurt, Lincoln replied!
Ok thanks Lincoln, Lana said and then she yawned and said goodnight to Lincoln!
(The next morning, Lana came to her room while realizing that Lola is in there to.
Oh hey Lola, Lana said!
Oh hey, Lola replied!
Listen I'm very sorry for cutting your hair and threaten to cut your dolls, I really didn't mean too, Lana said!
(After Lola heard her, she came to her starting to cry)
Lana I'm sorry for everything, I didn't mean to hurt you and I almost killed you, I just don't want my dolls to get hurt by Izzy because I don't know what your lizard will do, I love you Lana and I always will, Lola cried!
I love you too, Lana replied!
(Both of them came together and give each other a hug. Also Lincoln just came into their room)
So you guys made up, Lincoln asked!
Yes, they both replied!
Ok then, Lincoln said!
After Lincoln left, Both Lana and Lola are back doing the same hobbies they do every day (But without any fighting).
Also thank you guys so much for reading this. I know I did two a day but I really don't want to wait for tomorrow so I decided to do it now.
