Scooby Doo Let's Ram You
By Shadowgate
Chapter 2
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Fred was super pissed off because he was now trapped in Daphne's body.
"Goddamn it I'm sure Daphne is unconscious. Some fucking wizard put me inside her brain and I can't read her thoughts. How the fuck will I know if she wants to be the mother of my kids?"
Fred started travelling through her blood vessels.
He traveled through her heart and into her digestion system.
In the meantime Scooby and Shaggy were being chased by a gorilla that was under the wizard's spell.
After five minutes of running Scooby was captured by the gorilla. The gorilla lifted him in the air and then threw him on to a field.
Shaggy yelled "Scooby!"
The gorilla beat his chest with his fists. The wizard laughed.
Shaggy got pissed off and he charged toward the gorilla. The gorilla was caught like a deer in headlights. When Shaggy got close he kicked the gorilla in the nuts.
Daphne threw up and Fred came up with her lunch. After that Fred knocked out the wizard with his brute fist.
Velma was tied up by the wizard and struggling. Fred told her "stop your bitching and give me a fucking minute to untie you."
After she was untied Velma called 911 to report the kidnapped gorilla.
The wizard was revealed to be Fred's third grade teacher who was fired for sexual harassment and threatening to cast an evil spell on the school principal.
The police came and arrested the evil one and the gorilla was returned to the zoo.
Daphne was unconscious through the whole thing and when she asked "what happened" Fred replied "we defeated yet another bad guy and cracked the case of the kidnapped gorilla."
Shaggy said "now that the bastard wizard is out of the way I want to eat."
Velma said "you always want to eat it's a miracle you're not as fat as I am."
Shaggy and Scooby both flipped off Velma and Fred laughed his ass off.
The End