Minato sighed; he really should've seen this coming. Here he was with their two months old baby secured in his lap, wide-eyed watching the scene in front of him. And his fiery Habanero was in the middle of teaching some life-important lessons to the Super Sage of Leaf. When she gave him a nasty uppercut, Naruto started clapping, asking for more. Yondaime considered concealing the blonde's eyesight. But, he mussed, he will have to get used to this, sooner or later. And according to his son's delight upon the act, Naruto liked it.
The day started uneventfully, which meant good; Minato went to office in hope that no more evil bloodsucking papers would be passed to him, Kushina and Naruto stayed behind at home, readying themselves for another horrid walk. Minato instructed Kakashi to follow closely behind them- he didn't want any more demons sucking the life out of his child.
That is when his wandering sensei decided to return; sprouting that stupid grin his whole family has been infected with. It took them a while to reminisce about old times, run-away Tsunade and of course, Naruto.
Most of the time Jiraya spent eyeing his student; whenever the brat, Naruto, was mentioned, Minato's whole being was shining, pride and happiness evident in his blue pools. However, when he talked about Naruto's obvious popularity with women, young or old, he sulked. In that moment, Minato seemed more like a child than in his genin days.
Then, he told him about the seal- if Jiraya found it strange, he never mentioned. He gave a long, thoughtful look, obviously speculating over the situation.
That's when Jiraya left him to his work and went in search for the rest of the Namikaze family.
Minato, knowing his sensei and his wife, prayed for everything to pass well.
He noticed he was praying a lot these days.
Kushina waltzed in somewhere near lunch, bringing him her home-cooked ramen; which Minato delightfully devoured.
"I left Naru-chan with Jiraya." She notified him. Minato jerked, but decided not to say anything. Kushina started cooing. "You should've seen them Mina-chan!" Oh how he hated that nick-name! "Naru-chan was so happy, seeing Jiraya! He grabbed onto him and didn't want to be parted! It looked like they knew each other!" What the…? Naruto was two months old, how could he know Jiraya-sensei?
"Jiraya almost cried, you know? Then he offered to take him off my hands, he's such a good man…" Minato smiled, only then noticing that this was the first time they were alone, without Naruto. Kushina seemed to notice the same, for she jumped at him and started devouring him; much like he did with ramen. Not that he complained, God no!
Their little make-out session was interrupted by an ANBU, much too soon.
"Hokage-sama! A bunch of women are chasing Jiraya-sama and Naruto-chan around the…"
The Yellow Flash and Bloody-Red Habanero waited no more, both Hirashined as soon as 'chase', 'Jiraya' and 'Naruto' entered their brains.
They arrived at the scene of crime just in time to see Jiraya being handled by a bunch of woman, Naruto chuckling in the hands of a rather developed young lady.
"JIRAYA!" Kushina screamed at the top of her lungs, before rushing in.
"WHAT..."BAM! "WEREYOU…"TRAS! "DOING TO…"PUNCH! "… MY!"CRACK! "PRECIOUS…"BONK! "…BABY!"
"Kushina, sweetie, honestly… OUCH, GODDAMIT WOMAN!" Minato walked to his son, reaching out for him.
"Hokage-sama!" He gave the girl his sweetest smile, to which she blushed. Naruto started babbling, waving his hands around rapidly, and the blue peepers shining bemusedly.
"Would you mind telling me what happened here?" The girl coughed.
"Well, it seems like Jiraya-sama was spying on a girl's bath-house."With his son? Kakashi appeared next to him, taking the squirming baby of his hands. Minato armed himself with his most evil look.
"Senseeeeeiii…"
"Ow! Not my fault your kid's cute!"BONK!
After satisfying their blood-lust, Namikaze family along with purple Toad Sage- who was looking like his summons more and more- in tow, went home. Everything was good, until Kakashi informed them that while spying on young girls, Jiraya somehow misplaced their little golden angel. Thankfully, some girl- probably the one who was guarding Naruto while others were beating Jiraya- found him. That night, Kushina went to show him just how she earned her nick-name.