Disclaimer: I no own Naru-chan or his friends.
Naruto stared dumbfounded at the Jonin in front of him; Kakashi has just happily sprouted the most stupid thing on the planet. It seems like, according to rules, they are not Genins yet. The blonde was blinking rapidly, trying to comprehend the situation at hand. So, the test they just took back at the Academy was just to cut down the numbers? And now, their Jonin Sensei will test the for real; to see if they're good enough to become Genins? .Fuck?
While Naruto was busy screaming his guts out at the Kakashi:
"What the hell do you mean? I ain't taking any more tests, creep!" And so on, Sasuke was glaring quite heatedly at the now smirking Sai. Sure, this whole new test was inconvenient (Aniki never told him this!), but caught his attention was the bells. The ones who manage to get the bells will stay on the team. Meaning, if Sasuke and Naru-chan get them, they alone (The pervert doesn't count) will make a team. Without the Sai-freak. Alone. The two of them. Alone…
Sasuke was trapped in his delusional world, drooling at the thought of the blonde and he spending their merry time, just the two of them; Kakashi gave them the sign to begin.
Sasuke snapped out of his stupor, and along with Sai disappeared from the meadow. Naruto, who was still stupefied, but determined, stood his ground.
Kakashi's eyebrow rose, but he wasn't that surprised. Naruto was as hot headed as his mother; of course he would take the challenge head on.
"I will beat you, K'ashi-sensei!" Kakashi giggled; oh how cute did he sound right now, using his old nickname. Seeing his blonde brother in all but blood making familiar hand signs, he grinned and got ready for this match.
Sasuke was watching intently the fight; damn dobe, couldn't he wait for him? They should make a plan and together beat him! He was fairly impressed with his dobe's skills and his usage of Kage Bunshin. He smirked proudly when he saw Naruto fairing good against the pervert. But then, then it happened. Sasuke eyes widened in horror while Naruto's scream pierced the quietness of the air.
"Sennen Goroshi!" Sasuke speeded like a maniac, throwing a good number of kunai, shuriken and whatnot at the grinning Kakashi. Ne never took time to notice Sai-freak attempting to do the same kind of damage to their new sensei.
Sasuke quickly loomed over the twitching body on the ground. Blue eyes with crystal tears in them looked at him; rosy lips quivering, the cheeks becoming a nice shade of scarlet. Sasuke's breath hitched and his heart started thumping inside of his chest.
"Na.. Naruto."
"Sasu~." Said the pouty and adorable voice of the blonde beauty beneath him. Blood started spreading throughout the young Uchiha's face, and he barely contained himself from molesting the blonde right here and now.
"It hurts… SO much!" Kicking himself mentally, Sasuke gathered the lithe body in his arms, soothing running his hands in circles on his back.
"It's gonna be okay… Shshhh…" Naruto nodded slowly, gripping Sasuke's clothes closer to himself.
"KAKASHIIIII!"
Naruto squirmed in his friends hold. He turned his head towards the fast approaching flash of yellow.
"Daddy!" He whined, and that's all it took for the Yellow Flash of Konoha, Yondaime Hokage-sama to unleash his fury. Kakashi will think twice before fooling around with the honorable son again.
After Kakashi was twitching on the ground in a bloody mess, Sai swiftly went and picked up two bells dangling on his belt. He turned to Sasuke and Yondaime-sama, who were having a tug war over Naruto. He walked to them and put the bells into Naruto's hands.
"Here" The tug war stopped, but not the mutual glaring. (Imagine this scene, but all of them as chibi) Naruto's head went up, his big eyes widening at his newest teammate and friend.
"Huh? You're giving them to me?" Sai nodded.
"Yes. You were the one who worked for them most." A second or two, the duo was sizing each other quietly; and then Naruto's whole face broke into a grateful smile, his eyes shining.
"Thank you, Sai!" He jumped from his place between his best friend and father, and began squeezing the life out of the stupefied pale raven.
Sai started feeling uneasy in his skin under the two murderous gazes behind Naruto; who, as always, remain oblivious to it all and continued happily nuzzling into Sai's chest.
Chapter XVI Preview: Naruto hated D-rank mission, but he hated it more when his father went into panic mode. He was a shinobi now; he was entitled to get hurt in this business! He can't be his little baby forever! Unfortunately for him, that's what Minato intended for his Naru-chan to be for the rest of his life.
A/N: A bit short and not well explained- but you get the meaning, right? Thank you, OracionMist, for giving me wonderful ideas for this story. This whole chapter was your idea, so I'm giving you the credits!
As for others, don't be shy, tell me your ideas and what would you like to happen in next chapters!