A/N: Yeah… Not a good week for me- got my righty twisted; I dunno even what I did to the lil bitch, it stopped working and started hurting all of a sudden! No worries, my right hand tends to do stunts like that; something about the nerves in it being fucked up and totally reversed (at least that's what the doc says). Bitch. The hand, not the doc. The doc's a good old bastard that loves torturing me- just because he couldn't figure out what was wrong, he stuck some needles into me and that charged me with electro shocks. I mean, c'mon! I'm a human, dammit! One can take only a number of them… And only in the certain areas! Motherfuckers, I was seriously going to murder the freak if he got that needle near my face! Thankfully, he stopped at the ears… But it still hurt like a royal whore, so I gave him one nice and colorful bitching (was forbidden from sacking him)!

Disclaimer: Coz you're sick of my bitching…So yeah... Naruto not mine yet…

Tazuna was rolling his eyes ever so noticeably; seriously, this guy was a Hokage? He saw nothing admirable and idolish in the teary blonde who was squeezing the life of his mini-mi; not even daring to think of letting go. Oh, don't forget the screams of 'NOOOOOO!' and 'Don't leave me alooooone' and the finish line 'There's still time to reconsider!' He was thanking the Gods for giving an ounce of intelligence and sympathy towards the others, for he pushed the older blonde away- pouting cutely as he did. Tazuna eyed the slightly blushing raven that stood beside them- no doubt he was immersed in the little blonde's charm also. On a whole different level, but still…

They began their trip, as soon as the silver haired Cyclops dude showed and knocked out the still crying Hokage; asking forgiveness from Tazuna for having to see this. The bouncy little blonde glided over to his smug looking friend ('Sasuke, was it?'), babbling about how cool all this was. Tazuna sighed; you ain't seen anything kid.

Tazuna was only able to take a swing of his precious sake when suddenly the Fishcake-chan yipped ('cutely' Sasuke, Kakashi and Tazuna added) for the scarecrow. Turning around, he noticed two gloomy and scarily looking ninjas (a/n I ain't describing them, seeing as you all know how they look) with big, weird but most importantly, sharp looking weapons.

Naruto was the one closest to them; his face set into an adorable pout/frown, sizing his newfound enemies. Kakashi, who was still reading his book, motioned for Sai to stay close to their charge and glaring daggers together with Sasuke at the two strangers. It took a moment, a single one that chilled Sasuke's veins, for the two to do the one thing Hokage, Kushina and Sasuke dreaded.

"He's so cute! ~"

"Aww God! ~" The two Mist Nins surrounded the now blushing, but still confused blonde. Sasuke growled, readying himself to kill the mother…

"Think Zabuza-sama will let us take him home?"

"I'm sure. I mean, look at him!" Those hands! They were touching his dobe! Oh, they are so gonna pay for that…

"I know! 3" Was that a heart? That was a heart!

"What's your name, cutie?~"

His blood boiling and mind seething with rage and something else, Sasuke charged and effectively took down one of them during his rampage. The other didn't so much as blink from his love-struck stupor when Kakashi tied him up.

"Why did you do that?" Naruto yelled pouting over Sasuke killing one of his may be future friend.

"He was going to do baaaad things to you, Naru-chan." Sasuke said, calmly pocketing his kunai. Naruto stomped his foot.

"No, he was not! He liked me! He was good!" The four sweat dropped (Sai didn't, he just looked rather unbelieving). Sasuke actually started mussing on his theory; if one liked Naruto just as a friend, he was OK. Sorta. But if one wanted to do bad, perverted things to Naru-chan- then he was considered a natural enemy and had to be eliminated. That was a conclusion Sasuke and Blondaime reached ages ago. Separately, coz Blondaime considered Sasuke part of the second group.

They moved on, all the while Naruto screeching about losing new friends and Kakashi reading peacefully. Tazuna sighed in relief; they didn't found out. Yet.

"Oh! A rabbit!" Naruto yipped and shoot after the snow white fury creature. Kakashi's eye narrowed in suspicion, his eyes concentrating on Tazuna; who was sweating royally by now.

"Duck!" Sai quickly jumped down, pulling Tazuna with him; Sasuke had naturally landed on Naruto bringing them both on the ground for safety purposes. A thick and long blade zoomed past where their heads would have been a minute ago, swiftly embedding itself into the tree. On which a second later stood a proud, tall and bulky figure of someone Naruto distinctively remembered from Bingo books he saw loitering around his father's office.

"Well, well, would you look at that. Copy Cat Kakashi and a bunch of weakly Genins…" The raspy voice said, amused by the shell shocked looks he received. "An honor… What the heck is that kid doing?"

The now standing trio turned around and watched the scene on the ground that got their attacker so confused. Kakashi sighed, a tick in his eyebrow appearing.

"Sasuke, please refrain yourself from your 'snuggle' time while on mission." Glaring from his very comfortable position, Sasuke let go of trying to smother the epitome of cuteness under him and rose. Naruto, blushing profusely, with a stupefied look on his face (still holding the bunny) jumped up right after him. And maybe stepped away a little; eyeing the Uchiha warily.

Kakashi coughed, turning his and everybody's attention back at the nin in front of them:

"Khk-hum. Zabuza, Demon of the Mist. So not glad to see you here…"

A/N: And cut! Enough for today- let's continue this tomorrow! Now, my attention has been turned towards one of the reviews I received; Some wanted me to make Naruto less oblivious and for him to actually see a bit of feelings Sasuke holds for him. Hope this is enough; it's a start!

You keep reading and giving me the wonderful ideas (coz I absolutely love them!), I'll keep writing and we'll all be happy!~