A/N: Still miffed about punching that asshole of a doc or grumbling away in my loneliness… But, I guess Naru-chan will keep me entertained… Even if he closed himself of in my imaginary world (you know the one every writer has) and won't talk to me unless I make him ubber awesome… Though, he does like the NaruSasu stories I've began writing. Something about finally getting the scenario worthy of him…. Excuse him please, and the screaming Sasuke-bitch…
Disclaimer: Naruto ain't mine as of yet.
"What? Why?" OK, Zabuza did not just whine; that was clearly preserved for cute, fluffy and adorable little genins like Naruto. Kakashi blinked, before shooing those thoughts far, far away from him.
"Well, geez. I don't know where to start!" Kakashi said, seriously pondering over telling the man all of his troubles. But still being wary of him, I mean duh! It's Zabuza, the Handsome Demon of the Mist!
Luckily for him and their team, Naruto took charge. Doing what he did since the day he was born and what he, fortunately knew the best. Being the most fucking cutest being on the Earth.
"Um Zabuza-sama…" The blonde turned his unbelievingly big and pleading eyes to the bulky man; who cringed the moment he connected his orbs with those sapphire ones. "Did you ever get annoyed with something you can't control?" Thinking back at his lust for power, blood, he nodded slowly. The blonde innocence blinked, crystal tears forming in his eyes. "Then, you know how I feel, right?" No he didn't, but those eyes were convincing him to comply. "It's hard, isn't it?" Oh it is, so fucking hard just staring without being able to… "I mean dad certainly doesn't make it easy…" Dads can be pain in the ass, Zabuza mussed. ".. And then mo.." Yes, certainly- Zabuza nodded away to every word Naruto said; others simply staring at them. Sasuke baffled between killing Zabuza for staring at his dobe and being impressed by Naruto's power. "… And so, you get me?"
"I got you covered, kid." Zabuza said, without realizing what. But it was worth it, seeing that angelic face twist into a mind-blowing smile. And Zabuza felt happier, knowing he put it up there.
"So, you'll be my friend?"
"Yep, friends till eter…" Whoosh! Thud!
The four shinobis and one civilian bridge builder stared amazing and albeit confusedly at the fallen body of the just-about suckered Zabuza. A hunter-nin, wearing green robes appeared before them, hauling Zabuza's mighty body.
"I thank you for your distraction."
Kakashi, seeing as he was the commander of the unit, nodded slowly.
"Um, no problem." Vanishing without trace, the hunter-nin hurried back to their head-quarters.
Just what kind of powers does that kid possess to put Zabuza-sama in this state after one small talk?
Turning back to his team- Sai and Sasuke checking over Naruto and the rabbit for any injuries and Tazuna staring on, open mouthed. Kakashi coughed and then turned to their secretive client.
"I hope you don't mind asking; what the hell Tazuna?" Caught between awing at the blonde and shivering in fear at Kakashi, Tazuna gulped.
"Umm, I can explain?" Sasuke shot him a deadly glare.
"It better be a good one. You just endangered Yondaime Hokage's only child."
Tazuna was thinking back at the wimpy man he met and though whether the rumors of the blonde monster that sucked away the life force of those who messed with his offspring were true. The drearily hoped not.
A/N: Cut! Good for now, next: A snips at the Tazuna's household and the story of Inari.