A/n: Tis a filler chappie, and it kinda does go with the story. As you will see, it doesn't follow the normal POV(which I really don't know what is), instead it goes all narrative.
This was written for bribright91, in the honor of her/him/it?! being my 300th reviewer! Thank you, thank you and all the other for sticking this long with me.
On the brighter side, I found myself really liking writing this filler stuff... even though I don't like fillers very much...
So here it is, bribright91, you asked for sexy Itachi. This is as sexy as it gets(without getting him naked, and even I hadn't seen him naked, so I'm not giving any of you the chance to do so before me, so yeah!)
Imagine this is all happening, or has happened, during/before Chunnin exams.
Disclaimer: Naruto has been trademarked before I even found about it, so it clearly isn't mine.
Uchiha Itachi is a man that has it all. And when I, the author, say all, I mean all.
He has silky, luscious hair that runs down his shoulders, sometimes tied down with a rubber, sometimes freely flowing in the wind('Don't wait, be haste! Order now and you will receive a bonus tape of this wondrous moment, caught by his ever faithful stal... eeerm, admirer, Flick-sempai!'). Many have always wondered what kind of hair treatment he used, but if one asked his ever smiling mother, she will simply respond with 'Oh, Itachi-kun? Why, he uses that shampoo I bought at the bazaar.'
He has skin as white as the purest marble, softer than a plush toy and clearer than a glass (It has been confirmed that the young Itachi Uchiha has never suffered from things known as pubescent acne). His prolonged, thin eyebrows were perfectly set just above his round, slanted a bit inwards, deep, mystifying eyes.
And even though on most men, the sunken bones beneath those beautiful, hypnotizing eyes would seem utterly ugly, Itachi Uchiha carried them with that silent pride of a man fully aware that he could rock everything.
Because he can; oh yes, he can. Whether it was the teddy bear pajamas he wore to sleep every night, or the neutral black clothes every other Uchiha wore, or perhaps his ANBU gear, with or without his mask or that special cloak he likes to wear whenever he cooks; Itachi Uchiha wore and rocked every single one of them.
Though be warned, if one would happen to come across this magnificent species of a man in khaki short, extreme blood loss and disorientation are sure to follow.
His deep voice, that sent either pleasant or disturbant (depending whether one was friend or foe) chills down ones spine, is entirely seen by the population of Konoha asWhite Winged Devil's Song (named such by the GateGuardGuys).
He possess the most elegant mannerism and the most sigh worthy vocabulary that you cannot, you simply cannot, be mesmerized by him. His spidery, white fingers will probably forever haunt the dreams of his fanclub (and the nightmares of his enemies).
Not to mention, Itachi Uchiha had the charm of a soothing angel, and could, and would, spin you around until you do his bidding.
He truly is a magnificent man, and an even better shinobi, that it was truly no wonder that 2/3 of Konoha population belongs to the Itachi Forever fanclub.
Now, unlike other fan club's in Konoha, his fan club never ever chased him around or has ever giving him any trouble. Sure, they took pictures and videos of him in private, and sometimes they do manage to steal a pair of clothing, kunai or even ninja wire he so frequently used; but Itachi Uchiha was a man blessed with superiority in every way, so even if he noticed any of this happening, he merely let them be.
For if he was anything, Itachi Uchiha was a patriot and a philanthropist. He loved humans with such passion that he could not bare to love one more than the other. Truly, it was breaking his heart whenever he had to chose one human over another; but alas, that had to be done.
After all, if he, Itachi Uchiha, shinobi extraordinaire, a bishounen above all others, didn't support his young foolish brother, who would? He had too, he truly had to give a larger part of himself for his adorable brother and fully encourage him in any endeavor he took.
To Sasuke, Itachi Uchiha is not only a role model, a man he wishes to become; he is what he is to none other- a brother. And as a brother, he had some expectations to fulfill.
So none of his fan club took it too hard when they found their Itachi Uchiha jumping around Konoha, not so subtly following the Honorable Son around, cautiously switching his old clothes with newer, exactly the same looking, ones and running the SasuNaruSasu Fanclub.
Naturally, him being the best shinobi Konoha as produced in this time line, he took some steps to ensure his activities would forever remain a mystery to his kind hearted, but much too possessive Hokage.
Though, after all was said and done, he didn't mind teasing his younger brother by spending more than needed time with the adorably cute blonde kitsune.