Day 21
1. Rabastan Lestrange
2. "What the fuck am I doing naked in the woods?"
3. A wedding ring
4. "Fermented pumpkin juice can suck my great big..."
Drunken Mistakes
When Rabastan Lestrange was awoken by the sound of birds chirping cheerfully above him he noticed two things, one he wasn't in his comfortable bed in the Lestrange Family Manor and was in fact in the middle of the woods and the second he was completely naked.
Sitting himself up and taking in his surroundings he noticed a third thing, he didn't have his wand.
"Fuck," he cursed as he then stood.
A rustling noise drew his attention to the bushes to his left and he turned around as a wild rabbit darted out from the bush. The rabbit upon seeing his naked form darted back into the bush.
Shaking his head, Rabastan cursed again, "What the fuck am I doing naked in the woods?"
Deciding he would try to gain some clue as to his location, he decided to explore and hoped he would remember how he got here. Using his hands to push some of the bushes out of his way he noticed a fourth thing since he awoke, there on the ring finger of his left hand was the gold band. Not any gold band, a wedding ring.
"How the fuck did I not notice this earlier," he hissed, "Who the hell is my wife and where the hell is she!"
Suddenly he felt a tug at his navel and the familiar feeling of a Portkey being activated. Not expecting the sudden movement, he landed less than graciously when he arrived at the destination.
"Merlin," a familiar voice spoke above his dishevelled form, "Why on earth are you naked, Rab?"
"Like I know Rod," he replied with a grunt as he stood, "I can't even remember how I got in the woods in the first place or even who my wife is."
"Well then I won't spoil the surprise," his older brother chuckled.
"Rabby!" a high pitched squeal reached his ears, "I wondered where you went, you said you would going to get some more fermented pumpkin juice and wouldn't take too long."
"Here she comes now," his brother chuckled.
Rabastan Lestrange looked up to see Alecto Carrow stood before him, "Fuck."
"Rabby," she asked, "Why are you naked husband dear?"
"Kill me now," he hissed to his brother.
"Oh no," he responded, "This is much too fun."
"Fine," he responded, "At least kill her."
"Don't you love me?" Alecto teared up.
"No," he replied tightly.
"Why did you marry me then?" Alecto asked with hope in her voice.
"Because I was drunk," he replied, "and I am so never drinking again."
Alecto ran off crying.
"You can't divorce her," his brother noted.
"I can kill her though," he smirked.
"Touché," his brother smirked at him before adding, "Would you like a drink of Fermented Pumpkin Juice?"
"Fuck off," he cursed, "Fermented Juice can suck my great big..."
"Silencio," his brother cast, "Do shut up Rab and go get dressed."
Rabastan glared at his brother before making his way in the direction of his bedroom.