HEY GUYS SHINX HERE! I hope the last chapter wasn't so bad… . Either ways, here's chapter 1, where Sonic and co. go to Green Hill Zone! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: CTRL C+CTRL V. I am pointless.

Chapter 1-Green Hill Zone

Sonic pressed the 'On' Button. Suddenly, Shiny begins to fidget around.

'I think there's a reason I had to stay…' saying that, he snapped his fingers, turning on the radio.

'Hello, Mr. Sonic. I see that the game is turned on. Forgive me that I forgot to tell you how to use the controller. The joystick on the left is the controller. (a/n I know it was a d-pad, but just bear with it, ok?) The buttons A, B and C are used to jump. The 'Start' button is used to start the game and pause it whilst the 'Reset' button restarts the whole game.'

'For this game, you need to play the whole game in one sitting, as there's no save files.'

'WHAT?! I HAVE AN EMERALD TO GUARD, HELLO?!' Knuckles growled.

'Want a hammer?' Knuckles shuts up instantly.

'As I was saying, this game does not have any save files. There are only six zones in this game, so it won't take so long. Now, I've said enough. GET PLAYING OR GET HAMMERED!' And with that, they radio started producing static noises.

'Faker, stop dreaming! We all have things to do, so start the game, for Chaos' sake!' Shadow said.

And so, they inserted the cartridge and started the game.

On the title screen, they see a younger Sonic popping out and wagging his finger.

'OH CHAOS! SONIC IS SO CUTE WHEN HE WAS YOUNG!' Amy, as the fangirl she usually is, has clearly fallen in love all over again. Shrugging, Sonic pressed the 'Start' button. And into Green Hill Zone they go.

Act 1

'For a 16-bit game, this looks breathtaking.' Blaze remarked.

'Mr. Sonic, were you this small when you first fought ?' Cream asked.

'Well, if I remember correctly, I was 10 at the time.' Everyone was surprised to hear that (except Shadow).

'So if I remember correctly, I'm supposed to collect these rings.' Sonic picked up some rings. And then…

'Hey! What gives?!' Sonic was hit by a Buzz-Bomber. Hitting a ring box, he then pressed the A button, and hit the Badnik.

'Sweet.'

As he continued, he noticed a box with sparkles on the front. He hit it, and was surrounded by those sparkles. He then hit a Crabmeat without having to jump.

'Invincibility! I never had that during that time!' Or did he?

Soon, he got to a tunnel, he went through it, and found himself in the infamous 'Ring Heaven'

'R-r-rings!' Sonic said. Everyone stared at him.

'What, did I say something wrong?'

And Sonic finished the stage, but then, he noticed a giant ring. He jumped into it.

When they finished the stage (they failed to realize what it was about)…

'Wow, that takes motion sickness to the extreme!' Shiny remarked. Tails and the others nodded in agreement.

Act 2

As they entered the stage, they found another pathway they could take.

'I wonder what these do…' Sonic said, hitting the item box with shoes on them. Suddenly, the music was faster, and on-screen Sonic was clearly moving faster!

'Cool! Power Sneakers!' Sonic was happy to see that. But his happiness wasn't to last for long.

As he got on a floating platform, it fell, and Sonic got hit on a spike pit, losing his rings once…

And then, he was hit a second time, losing a life. Silence surrounded the room.

'WHAT THE FU-'

After reading a webpage about the game (who knows where they found it?), they found out it was a bug that causes instant death on spikes. Silence again.

And so, reaching the next giant, ring, and traversing through the level, they found something!

'The DAMN Chaos Emerald!' Shadow cried.

'So, my emeralds were hidden in random rings, with the most childish background ever.' Knuckles sneered.

They retrieved the emerald and also got a 'Continue'.

Act 3

Reaching the end of the stage, they decided to make a run up from a slope and jumped.

'WHAT?! AN INVINCIBILITY BOX? RIGHT BEFORE THE BOSS?' Silver screamed.

'A bit too overpowered, if you ask me.' Shiny said.

They reached the boss stage. Over there was none other than Eggman, with his wrecking ball. Sadly, the moment was ruined by the DAMN invincibility.

'If you ask me, that's NO GOOD!'

'IT'S NO USE!'

And then, the whole world tuned in to see three classic Sonic memes used simultaneously. Because reasons.

Next chapter is Marble Zone!