Hey guys… Late update I know, I'm working on my timing. Think of this as a late Thanksgiving gift from me to you guys.
Special thank to CaylaRose for following and favoriting! Welcome aboard this monstrosity of a collection of one-shots.
Anyways, response time!
To FanGirlOfEverything: Thanks for the compliment! And I'm starting to work on a bunch of one-shots at a time, so they can come out soon.
To SKye7Diamond: You guys really seem to love Lucas. And by 'love', I mean deeply hate his guts. And I don't think Lucas will ever learn his lesson.
To Arachnide: I'm very happy to see your review! And thank you, I had a wonderful time, I got to see my little cousins! Aw, that's so cute. I'll mention you as long as you support my writing! And for your idea, I actually added a bit of that into this chapter. I'm not the best at writing that type of thing, and I couldn't come up with a way to write an entire one-shot about it. (Check your PM's) And thanks for liking it! Here's the next one-shot!
To Beakers47: i'm glad you enjoyed it! Some… interesting things happen to Raph this time, hopefully you enjoy it!
This idea is brought to you by Skye7Diamond. Hope you enjoy!
Raph put down the last bowl of chips onto the kitchen counter, before looking over the area to make sure everything looked alright.
"Okay, I finished locking the sparing room, bro!" Mikey shouted from the hallway, as he walked into the kitchen.
"Great! They should be coming any minute now." Raph gave his brother a thumbs up as he walked over to him.
Mikey was about to say something, before he heard two pairs of footsteps walk down the staircase. He looked up to see Leo and Donnie walking side by side, looking at the mysterious decorations that were littered along the railings and the walls.
"Hey guys, what are all the decorations for?" Donnie asked with an eyebrow raised, pulling the colorful balloon string that laid on the flat part of the railing.
"O-oh! Hey guys! Weren't you supposed to be at April's to study or something?" Mikey questioned, glancing at an equally nervous Raph.
"Yeah, but she wound up being sick so we couldn't come over. So back to Donnie's question-" Leo had been interrupted when all four brothers heard the doorbell ring. Mikey and Raph looked at each other with wide eyes, before they each grabbed their brothers by the shoulders.
"That's too bad! Maybe you can go over Casey's to study?" Raph offered, while he and Mikey pushed them towards the backdoors to their backyard.
"It's for college calculus, Casey can't even do basic addition. And why are we going out the back door?" Donnie halted his brother's movements and pushed Mikey's hand off of his shoulders.
"Yeah, and someone is still at the front door." Leo also managed to get Raph off of him, and he head towards the front door with Donnie.
"Shit!" Raph yelled out loud and looked up towards the ceiling, while Mikey ran after the two boys.
Raph went after him, and both brothers wound up staring at Leo and Donnie, who were questioning the person- or should they say people- at the door.
"Who are you guys?" Leo already got into a defensive stature, considering the weird behavior of the three men at the door.
"We're just here for the party man." One of the guys spoke up, and attempted to push the oldest out of the way.
"I'm sorry I think you have the wrong house… Wait a minute." Donnie looked over towards Raph and Mikey, who once met the brunette's gaze, quickly looked away to avoid eye contact.
"You guys gotta be kidding me! You're throwing a party? Seriously?!" Donnie yelled in shock, trying to meet their eyes.
"Is that alcohol?" Leo asked one the of the guys, who had a very suspicious bottle that had the label out of Leo's vision.
"Come on Ryan, I thought I told you guys no alcohol!" Raph groaned, walking towards the door. He managed to move Leo out of the way, allowing the three guys to walk into their home.
Leo and Donnie stared at the strangers for a couple of seconds, before glaring over at Mikey and Raph
"You guys better start explaining exactly what's going on." Leo demanded, crossing his arms.
Before either of the guilty teens could answer, all four boys jumped when they heard a loud crash coming from the living room.
"D-don't break anything!" Donnie yelled, quickly going towards the noise. While Donnie handled the newly found houseguests, Leo grabbed his brothers by their ears, much to their dismay, and dragged them towards the kitchen table.
"Sit." Leo ordered, clearly showing his anger.
Mikey sat down without question, while Raph rolled his eyes and swatted Leo's hand away.
"Sit." Leo ordered again, glaring at Raph. Raph hesitated before sitting, resting his head on his hand. Leo pinched the skin between his eyebrows, trying to collect his thoughts. He grunted, before looking over towards his brothers.
"What makes you two even think this was a good idea? How could you- why would you- I don't even know how to put this into words." Leo scolded, walking around in small steps as he spoke.
"Look, we thought that you and Don were gonna be at April's, and Sensei is staying at the dojo overnight for some gas leak problem, right? It's not that big a' deal." Raph grunted, glaring back at Leo.
"Oh really? Well I'm glad you were throwing a party without any supervision, especially when there's alcohol." Leo spoke with a condescending tone, which made Raph's blood boil.
"I told them no alcohol! And we don't need any of that 'supervision' bullcrap, it'll be fine. It was Mikey's idea anyways." Raph pointed to the short blonde he had spoken of, who had previously distracted himself from the argument.
"It was not! After I told you about Leo, Donnie and Sensei not being here, you had the idea! You were the one who invited people over! All I did was buy decorations and snacks, don't even try to blame all this on me, bro." Mikey argued back, defending himself.
"Stop actin' so innocent, you still went along with it!" Raph yelled back, leaning closer towards his brother in an intimidating manner. Leo took action quickly, and pushed Raph back by his shoulder.
"Look, it doesn't matter who's idea it was. The point is, we're calling the party off. Tell your friends in the lounge that they have to leave." Leo let go of Raph's shoulder after he spoke.
"Small problem with that, dude." Mikey mumbled. Leo and Raph looked at where Mikey was, and saw that he was looking out one of the windows in their kitchen.
Leo and Raph walked closer to the window, and squinted their eyes to get a better look outside. Their eyes widened as they looked at each other, and then outside once more to confirm what they were seeing.
There were at least five different cars on the street, each having a handful of people stepping out of them. Mikey stepped back and stared at Raph in shock.
"How many people did you invite?! How do you know this many people?" Mikey questioned, while Raph only shrugged at his answer.
"I just invited a bunch of people from my contacts." Raph stated, scratching the back of his head.
"I don't think I bought enough snacks, should I go get more?" Mikey asked, glancing at the chip bowls on the counter.
"No that's fine, we got some more stuff in the cabinets. You could get some more soda though." Raph replied, putting his hand against his chin.
"I'm on it!" Mikey was about to leave, but as he turned he felt a hand on top of his head, making him turn his whole body away from the door.
"You're not going anywhere. You and Raph have to tell all of those people out there that the party is cancelled." Leo said, putting both of his hands on his hips.
"I don't know if you've noticed, but there's at least twenty people outside, they're not gonna listen ta us!" Raph argued, taking a step closer to Leo.
Both brothers glared at each other with anger, when they heard knocking from the front door. Mikey ran up to the door and opened it, having a smile on his face.
"Hey Mondo! Glad to see you could make it. What's up Leatherhead? How's it been? Spider Bites! Surprised to
see you here, bro!" Mikey continued to greet everyone at the door, letting them all in one-by-one.
Leo managed to squeeze through the crowd of people entering their house, and was able to get to Mikey, who had the door wide open.
"What are you doing? I thought I told you to tell them to leave!" Leo scolded, watching the other teens- half of which he barely knew- enter the house.
"There's too many people here, dude. And you can't disappoint the people!" Mikey said, high-fiving some of the people that walked past them.
Once everyone had gotten in, Mikey shut the door and locked it. He turned to walk into the lounge, where everyone else was, when he started to feel Leo's death glare sinking into him.
"Hahaha… I'm just gonna go now." Mikey nervously laughed. He barely met Leo's eyes before rushing into the crowd of people.
"Raph-"
"Sorry, Leo! Mike's right! Ya can't disappoint the people!" Raph yelled, before following Mikey and practically diving into the sea of people.
Leo groaned as he went after him, searching not only him, but Mikey and Donnie as well. At least Donnie would be on his side about this.
He felt himself getting shoved around in the crowd, as he tried to get past the people around him. He continued to look around, receiving no luck. He had even asked a few of the people around him, but everyone was having too much fun to notice the other people around them.
Leo had made it to the end of the room, and that's when he spotted one of his brothers. It was Donnie, who was in a very awkward situation. In one hand, the tall brunette had one of Sensei's flower vases, which had probably been pushed off of the table that was next to him. And in the other hand- more like his shoulder- he had a very drunk guy leaning on him, crying into his neck.
Donnie looked more annoyed than scared, which surprised Leo considering how anti-social his purple loving brother is. Donnie had a deadpan look on his face, while he patted the guy's back. He looked up and met Leo's eyes, but the expression on his face did not change.
He lipped the words 'help me' to his oldest brother, while jerking away from the guy leaning on him, who had started sobbing about his girlfriend leaving him.
Leo walked up to Donnie, and managed to get the drunk guy off of him. Donnie mumbled a 'thank you' before putting the vase in the corner of the room, afraid of more people knocking it over.
Leo sat the drunk stranger onto the couch, and watched as the guy went into a laying position, and drifted off to sleep. At least that took care of that guy… what was his name again? Brian? Didn't matter, Leo still had to find his other two brothers.
"Do you know where Raph and Mikey are?" Leo asked Donnie once he was done with Mr. Booze. Donnie looked down for a moment to think, before looking up again.
"I haven't seen Mikey since the first three guys showed up. But I saw Raph go down the hallway." Donnie pointed to the hallway nearby, which had led into the dining room.
"Thanks Don. Do me a favor and stay in the kitchen. I need to know where everyone is." Donnie nodded at Leo's request, and began to squeeze his way through the crowd and into the kitchen.
Leo sighed with his head hung low, and soon proceeded into the hallway Donnie spoke of. He made his way down, the loud noise of the crowd becoming more quiet with each step.
When he had made it into the dining room, he saw something he was not expecting to see.
He looked around and saw multiple couples of different races, different genders, same races and same genders, making out infront of him. There were at least four or five couples in the room, all of them not even bothering to notice Leo entering the room.
"I wasn't aware our dining room was the 'makeout room'..." Leo mumbled to himself. He looked around, before spotting a couple he was all too familiar with.
Mona Lisa was sitting on the dining room table, with Raph in between her legs as they made out, with her hands in his hair and with Raph's hands resting on her hip bones.
Leo grunted as he forced himself to walk over to the pair, and awkwardly tapped Raph's shoulder.
He heard his brother sigh in annoyance and watched him turn and meet his eyes. Raph stood still for a moment before speaking, not letting go of Mona.
"Oh hey, Leo." Raph greeted, as Mona pulled Raph closer so she could pamper small kisses into his neck.
"Sup, Leo." Mona managed to say to the black haired boy, all while kissing Raph.
Leo blushed as he watched the scene unfold. Mona was clearly drunk, which was another surprise to Leo that night. Usually Mona had standards when it came to things like this, but he guessed that those standards flew out the window when it came to a Saturday night with a crowd full of people with drinking problems.
Leo shook his head hack into reality, and tried his best to ignore the heat in the room as he pulled Raph away from Mona by his shirt. He heard a slight whine from Mona, but that wasn't something he cared about at the moment.
"H-hey, what the hell, Leo?" Raph struggled in Leo's grip, but found himself unable to get out of his brother's grasp.
"Don't 'what the hell, Leo' me Raph, you know what I said earlier-" Leo had to stop himself when he felt something off. He looked at Raph's face and didn't fail to notice the slight blush and fogged gaze he had. His eyes widened as he had a sudden realization of the situation.
"Oh my god. Raph, are you drunk?!" Leo yelled, spinning Raph around so that his immediate younger brother was facing him. Raph snickered at Leo, which only made the latter more frustrated.
"I'm not drunk, I just had one drink and made out with Mona. I'm just a little dazed is all." Raph said, finally succeeding and pushed Leo's hand away from him. Leo groaned, and took Raph's wrist into his hand.
"God dammit Raph." Leo said, as he dragged Raph into the kitchen through another hallway, wanting to avoid the crowd and keep Raph insight.
The pair had made it into the kitchen with little difficulty, and met up with Donnie, who was leaning against the counter and drinking from a red cup.
"Oh, you found Raph." Donnie said, putting his cup down. He raised an eyebrow when he watched Raph put his head onto Leo's shoulder with a tired look.
"Is he-?"
"Drunk? Yes." Leo answered Don's questions without letting him finish. Leo carefully put Raph on one of the kitchen chairs, and watched as the green-eyed teen started to snicker at nothing in particular.
"What did he drink to make him this drunk? He seems like the kind of guy who can handle his alcohol." Donnie asked, eyeing Raph up and down. Donnie wasn't aware of exactly what the guests had brought, he only knew that whatever they brought, they brought a lot of it.
"I don't know Don. Raph, do you remember what you drank?" As mad and frustrated as Leo was, he spoke to Raph with the fakest voice he could muster. Another surprise to Leo was that Raph seemed to be more of a giggly drunk, but you never know when his temper would go flying out the window.
"I think I had a cup of uh… sunrise rum? I don't know somethin' like that." Raph answered, crossing his arms and resting his head on them.
Donnie thought for a second, before realizing what Raph had meant. Leo noticed his brother's change of expression, which caused him to worry.
"What? You look scared. Why do you look scared?" Leo asked, walking closer to Donnie. The brunette put a palm against his forehead, trying to word his sentence in a way that would worry Leo the least.
"If I'm correct, and I probably am, Raph's talking about Sunset Rum. It has a lot of alcohol in it." Donnie replied, looking from underneath his hand to meet Leo's gaze.
"A lot? How much alcohol?" Leo asked, internally trying to not get himself worked up.
"Between… 80 and 90 percent." Donnie said, looking away from Leo.
"What?! Who is bringing all of the god damn drinks?!" Leo shouted to no one in particular. He grumbled to himself and paced around the room.
"Leo?" Donnie wasn't sure if his brother hadn't heard him, or just flat out ignored him. He watched as Leo paced around the room in circles with his hands in his hair.
"It's fine it's fine. You just gotta get everyone out. Then they'll get the alcohol out and it'll all be okay. Yeah, it'll be okay." Leo spoke to himself as he walked around the room. Donnie rolled his eyes as he walked up to Leo and grabbed him by the shoulders.
"Get a hold of yourself, Leo! Let's just find Mikey, kick everyone out, and clean up. Raph will be sober by tomorrow morning, and Sensei will be back by then. This is all gonna work out." Donnie reassured Leo. The eldest brother nodded at Donnie's plan.
"You're right. I don't think Raph is gonna be mobile anytime soon, so how about we split up. I'll check upstairs and you check down here." Leo suggested, and received a nod from his brother.
While Leo took off and went upstairs, Donnie started by going into the dining room. As soon as he entered the very heated room, he quickly turned around. Big mistake on his part. He would remind himself later to wash his eyes out with soap, and possibly bleach if he could find some.
He then went down the hall and into the lounge, which still had the giant crowd in it.
Donnie gulped, and went into the crowd in search for Mikey. He swore, the lounge never seemed so big until he got himself lost in it. And had someone brought a speaker? They never had a music system set up in the house, so it confused Donnie as to where the loud songs had been coming from.
He continued through the crowd, until he saw a small gap between some people. He was able to squeeze himself through it, and was able to take a fresh breathe of air. All of those people were starting to make him claustrophobic, but he shook his head and got back to the mission.
Before he went back in, he looked to his left and saw… Lucas? What was he doing here? And is that Mikey? Why are they talking to each other?
Millions of questions ran through his mind as he watched the interaction. He managed to step closer, so that neither of the two could see him, but so Donnie could listen to their conversation.
"I swear man, you and Raph are crazy for throwin' a party like this!" Lucas shouted, wrapping his arm around Mikey's shoulders. The shorter of the two gave him an awkward laugh and smile, clearly wanting the conversation to end. Lucas was so drunk, he completely forgotten about how much he hated the Hamato family.
"Okay bro. I'm just gonna go." Mikey said lifting Lucas's arm off of him. He took one step forward before feeling Lucas's arm around him again, this time having his arm wrapped around his entire front.
"Ya know, you're kinda small for a guy." Lucas stated, with a serious expression. He took a big gulp from his almost empty beer bottle after he spoke.
"Yeah, I guess. I really should go find Mondo and Leatherhead. They're probably looking for me." Mikey tried to reason. He tried to walk forwards once more, but Lucas had a tight grip, especially for someone who couldn't walk in a straight line at the moment.
"No, stay. Your comfortable." Lucas demanded, putting his head on top of Mikey's.
The short blonde looked around for assistance, and felt a wave of relief wash over him when he met Donnie's gaze. What scared him though was the look on his brother's face.
He watched as Donnie walked up the two of them, and managed to pull himself away from Lucas's grasp. Donnie looked at Lucas with a glare, which caused the latter to look at him with an unreadable expression.
That expression quickly turned into a drunken smile, as Lucas's brain finally realized who he was staring at.
"Donnie! Long time no see! Hey, this party is off the chain-!"
"Yeah, well maybe next time don't show up." Donnie said angrily, pulling Mikey further away from the taller blonde. Lucas only pouted at Donnie's response, acting like a child.
"Come on Don, I was just having some fun." Lucas hiccuped at the end of his sentence, and took a step back. Donnie sighed, trying to calm himself down. Lucas was way too drunk to have any sort of conversation.
He pulled Mikey further way from the drunkhead, and pulled him into the hallway that led into the dining room. He decided not to go too far, not wanting him or Mikey to have to see what's in there.
"Are you okay?" Donnie asked, letting go of Mikey.
"Yeah I'm fine, that was super weird." Mikey replied, looking back at Lucas. He watched as Lucas managed to fall into a large group of people, making almost all of them fall over.
"Donnie, look." Mikey snickered, and pointed towards Lucas. Donnie turned and saw the scene unfold, causing him to click his tongue in annoyance.
"That damn idiot. Why did Raph invite him anyways?" Donnie asked, thinking of a reasonable answer. Nobody hated Lucas's guts more that Raph, and inviting him over would probably be the last thing the dark brunette would ever do.
"I don't know, bro. I think Lucas and Raph have mutual friends. I'm just guessing." Mikey shrugged, watching the tall blonde disappear somewhere in the crowd.
"Let's just go to the kitchen, Leo and Raph are waiting for us." Donnie informed Mikey, who nodded in agreement and started to walk into the dining room so that he could get into the kitchen.
Donnie quickly grabbed both of his shoulders, and turned him around and quickly as possible.
"Let's not go in there." Donnie said, continuing in pushing his brother through the crowd.
"But why? The dining room is a lot less crowded." Although Mikey wasn't fighting away from his brother's grip, he still questioned his actions.
"Just, trust me on this." Mikey only shrugged at Donnie's response. They would wind up at the same place anyways.
The two walked into the kitchen, and found Leo sitting across from Raph, whom of which had probably passed out, considering the loud snores you could hear from a mile away.
Leo looked up and saw the two walk in, relief washing over his body. Okay, he knew where everyone was, next step was to kick everybody out.
"Okay great, we're all here. We're one man down considering Raph's… current state. We have to kick everyone out now." Donnie and Mikey nodded, and all three of them walked into the lounge.
Donnie walked in first, and immediately found the speaker he was thinking of before. He pressed the Bluetooth speaker's power button, shutting the technology off. As the crowd complained about the lack of music, Donnie quickly stepped away from the device, afraid of a bunch of angry drunks coming after him.
Leo stood on one of the couches, and clapped his hands to get everyone's attention. The crowd turned towards him, half of them having their eyes only half open.
"Okay guys, it's time to go home!" The crowd's complaining turned into whining, as a majority of the people wished to stay.
"Come on, everybody out!" Leo commanded, but nobody did as he told. Just as he was about to shout again, he felt a hand on his shoulder. He turned to see Mikey standing on the couch next to him, having an expression on his face that read I've got this.
"My brother's just kidding guys. What he means is that you need to get out and go outside, because the purple dragons are here, and they're trying to steal all of your stuff! And if you don't leave right now, they'll key your cars!" Mikey shouted, and watched as everyone suddenly rushed out of the house, using the front door.
The three of them watched as everyone got into their cars to make sure that there were no purple dragons touching their belongings. Leo quickly ran to the door once the last person left, and locked the door. He sighed, content with how this whole situation turned out.
"Wait, Leo!" Donnie ran towards Leo, who was leaning his back against the door. He looked up at Donnie with a tired but questioning eyebrow, telling him to continue.
"Those people were drunk. We can't let them drive home drunk." Leo's eyes widened at Donnie's observation, and turned around and watched the cars drive away, his heart dropping at the sight. He looked back at Donnie, who looked equally as horrified.
"Don't worry guys!" Mikey said, walking up to Leo and Donnie with hands up, almost like he was surrendering.
"Each group had a DD, Raph made sure, just incase people brought alcohol." Mikey said, making Leo sigh in relief, while Donnie only scratched his head at the response.
"What's a DD?" Donnie asked, causing Mikey to make an amused sigh.
"Oh Donnie, you uncultured swine, a DD is a designated driver." Mikey informed, and watched as Donnie put two and two together to realize what he had said. Donnie's eyes soon widened into a glare after realizing everything Mikey had said.
"Uncultured swine?" Donnie asked in slight anger. Leo stepped in between the two of them, not wanting a fight to break out.
"We'll discuss this later, right now we have to clean up and get Raph upstairs.
"Right." Donnie and Mikey spoke in unison as they started to clean up the kitchen.
They were almost finished with the cleaning, when they heard the front door unlocking. All three of the boys raised an eyebrow at one another, not knowing who it was.
"Boys?"
Oh shit.
"Sensei?!" Leo, Donnie and Mikey all shouted at the same time in shock. Leo ran into the kitchen, where Sensei was taking off his coat.
"Sensei, why are you home so late? It's almost midnight! I thought you were staying at the dojo." Leo questioned, as Master Splinter hung his coat on the rack and slowly walked towards his room.
"Yes, my son. But the man came earlier than expected so I decided to come home for the night." Master Splinter yawned after he talked, indicating that he was very tired.
"Why are you boys still up? And why is Raphael sleeping in the kitchen?" Sensei asked, now at the door of his bedroom.
"Well… we were just hanging out and lost track of time. Raph got tired so he just fell asleep in the kitchen." Leo lied right through his teeth, subtly pushing Sensei into his bedroom.
"Oh. Alright. Goodnight, my sons." And with that, Sensei yawned once more before closing the door to his bedroom.
Leo sighed in relief and walked over towards Donnie and Mikey, who were laughing behind their hands. Leo raised an eyebrow at their weird behavior.
"What's so funny, guys?" Leo asked, watching as they both tried their best to contain their laughter.
"You suck at lying, Leo." Donnie admitted, looking the other direction to avoid eye contact.
"Yeah, good thing Splinter was too tired to notice." Mikey agreed, looking up at Leo, who had an embarrassed blush on his face.
"Let's just get Raph upstairs so we can forget this ever happened!" Leo said, walking towards Raph and pretending that Donnie and Mikey weren't laughing at him from behind his back.
Raph was still passed out, laying his head on the kitchen table. Leo carefully put his brother's arm around his shoulders, and picked him up from the chair he was sitting on.
Leo was only halfway to the staircase before he felt Raph start to stir. He looked down and saw Raph's eyes begin to open. Raph blinked a multitude of times before realizing what was happening, still being in a drunken state.
"What's goin' on…?" Raph slurred, starting to limp along side Leo as they walked. They started going up the staircase, with surprisingly not much difficulty given the circumstances.
"Nothing, Raph. Just go back to sleep." Leo replied, now opening Raph's door.
He practically dragged Raph to his bed, and layed him on top of the covers. He watched as Raph instantly curled up and fell asleep, not caring that his head wasn't resting on his pillow.
Leo sighed to himself and left the room, quietly closing the door. He could already tell how bad Raph's hangover was going to be in the morning, especially since he hadn't gotten him any medication for his soon-to-come headache.
Leo rubbed his eyes in exhaustion, finding his way into his own bedroom. He was too tired to say goodnight to anyone, and opted to just put his head to his pillow and put his covers over his body.
That was a very interesting day.