Kirito Slaps People in the Face with His Gender:
Agil
Agil heard that there was a meeting today about the upcoming boss battle. While walking there he bumped into someone much shorter than him. "Oh sorry… kid?" Agil said unsure of this persons gender.
"No worry, but also… please do not call me a kid." Kirito said sighing. This happens way too often for it to be even remotely funny at this point. "Are you joining the meeting for the boss battle?" Kirito asked Agil. Unfortunately for him since Agil was over two feet taller than him he had to look up while talking.
Agil found this amusing as he always did when he talked to half of the players he met. So when he took a step back to make it easier to speak he saw it. Kirito had a guild marker but was all alone for some reason. "Yes I am but where is the rest of your guild?" Agil asked confused by this sight.
"The others did not exactly feel comfortable fighting a boss." Kirito said rubbing the back of his head. This embarrassed him a little because of his guild mates' cowardliness at times like this.
"Well then want to party up for the boss fight Kirito?" Agil said extending a hand.
"Sure sounds good Agil?" Kirito said accepting his handshake. While at the meeting a person with orange spiky hair suddenly ran down the row of stairs.
"Beta testers are the reason we are stuck in this game!" Kabal said pointing to the crowd.
Feeling like he had to defend all the beta testers who were not here he jumped in. "They wrote the guide book!" Kirito said throwing his arms out. "Besides it is life or death, of course they will hog resources at the beginning! Any player doesn't want to die will do that!" He said trying to justify their shellfish actions.
"Oh yeah! Well I think I got an idea as to what you are-" Kabal said getting cut off by Agil. Quite literally as due to the fact that Agil sent him flying with his axe.
"We are here to talk not fight!" Agil said as he tossed him back to his seat. After giving Kabal an axe to the face both he and everyone went silent again.
After that … "INCIDENT" they decided who was in what group and who would do what they all went back to their inns to rest. When they got there Agil was surprised when Kirito offered to split the cost for the room. "I don't think that we should share a room?" Agil said rubbing the back of his head. Kirito was confused but decided to go along with his idea anyway. "Does this girl have no shame or what?" Agil asked himself in his head.
While they were fighting off the sentinels one of then sliced so close to his avatar that after that the game "GLITCHED". This caused both his coat and his under shirt to be destroyed. This is when Agil realised the truth, that Kirito was not a she but a HE! "You're a guy?" Agil asked unable to believe his eyes.
"Of course I am a gu-duck!" Kirito said pushing him out of the way and blocking the sentinel that was attacking him from behind.
The bosses' health then went into the red and killed Diablo a moment later. With that Agil and Kirito proceeded to finish off the boss. And when it was over everyone who saw finally realised that Kirito was a guy the whole time. "Why is everyone staring at me like that?" Kirito asked. Agil then face palmed unable to believe how one person could be so oblivious. "Hey does anyone else find it even colder now?" Kirito said rubbing his arms realising that his shirt was gone.