"Viridian Forest"

Our story continues as our protagonist Tim enters Viridian Forest..

Tim dives behind a large tree using it's branches as cover as a number of Officer Jennies ride past him on their police bikes sirens blaring and lights flashing. "Huh...huh...few that was a close one. To thank the police was staking out Professor Oaks' lab." Thinking back to just a few hours ago Tim remembers clearly.

"Hold it right there!" One Officer Jenny shouted with the sights of her gun aimed down upon him. Suddenly walking out from his car was a single man in a trench coat.

"Professor Oaksenberg this Agent Looker of the international police we have the drug lab of your surrounded come out with your hands up!" He declares in his megaphone. The officer Jennies then pull out and summon their Machamps and Archanines.

"Da faqs my shit at?" Tim could hear from inside the lab.

Suddenly a massive explosion erupts from the lab destroying the ceiling as a Dragonite flies up into the sky. Oak now wearing sunglasses and a fedora holding a duffle bag mocks the police by waving a big fat middle finger to them. "Bwahahahaha...you'll never take me alive copers!"

"Damn it open fire!" Looker orders as the Machamps hurl massive rocks, the Archanines use flame thrower and the officer Jennies open fire with their pistols all to no avail as they missed their target.

"You think I could be stopped by something as whimpy as this. Go Dragonite Hyper beam!" Oak commanded.

"Oh come on!" The massive beam blast down ripping apart the vehicles and causing mayhem amongst their ranks. It was then Tim decided to book it out of their. "Wait stop! Damn it after that boy!" Looker shouted and thus the chase began.

"Well I might as well check to see what kind of Pokémon I stole." Tim tosses out his four Pokémon and in a red flash they manifest from their digital prisons. "Um kay lets see what the heck you guys are." He suggests pulling out his pokedex next. "So lets see you're called a Caterpie and evolve into a Metapod at LV 7 and Butterfree at LV 10. I'll call you Meta." The little Caterpie suddenly has a flash back of his horrendous time with AIDS and quickly warms up and adores Tim. "Ok next is called Rattata, ok how about I name you Hakunarattata; you like that name?" The little purple rat jumps into Tim's arms feeling a sense of security and love. "Ok wow I'm really starting to feel like you guys weren't taken care of. Now lastly its seems you young sir are called Charmander."

"Char!"

"Oh I'm sorry Miss. Well hey Charmander from this day forth you are now known as Pina. I cant wait for you to evolve into a majestic dragon."

"Char."

"What's that you'll just be fire flying type? Well what kind of bull sh-"

"Making my way down town walking fast..."

"Hey you!" Tim suddenly finds himself unable to move as another kid wearing a big straw hat carrying a net blocks his path.

"Dude leave me alone." Tim urged.

"Not so fast we made eye contact now we must battle."

"I don't think that's how the world works."

"Shut it! I'm Bug Catcher Jimmy now whip out your Pokémon so we can battle." Jimmy forcefully demanded.

"Sigh...go Pina." Pina popped out of her ball ready to do battle.

"Ah a Charmander quite the choice but lets see how strong it is against my...Metapod!" The little green cocoon Pokémon laid on its side just hopelessly staring at Tim.

"Look man are you sure you want to do this?" Tim questioned feeling awkward about the whole situation.

"Of course I am now go Metapod use harden." The little green Pokémon flashed as its defensive stat grew. "Bwahahahah...now that my Metapod has gotten stronger theres nothing you can-"

"Ember." Within an instant the Metapod is burned to ash leaving a smoky smell in the air. The little boy is left in a frozen state. His mouth still open with a gaping smile, arms still fist pumped but his eyes were cold and empty. With a bristle of the wind on his back Tim decides to leave.

"Ye-ah I best get going now. got a lot of ground to cover before dark." Though suddenly he walks back over to the boy and reaches into his pocket. "You're not going to need this right? Ok buh bye now." With Tim gone a single tear runs down little Bug Catcher Jimmy's face.

Our hero continues his journey through the great forest burning all insight with his Charmander even going so far as leveling up his Caterpie and getting his Rattata to evolve from constantly battling the snot out of Metapods. Though this chapter must now end as our lovable protagonist exits the Viridian Forest and enters Pewter City. Stay tuned as our journey continues next time...

In the backrooms of the Game Corner Casino in Saffron City Professor Oak in a deep black trench coat and fedora walks over to a few young chaps hanging out by a slot machine. "I've come in need of assistance."

"Oh yeah is that right? Well tell me this old man what's the password?" One of the grunts asked.

"Password? now look here you little shit." The grunts take a pause as they're quickly taken back. "I'm wanted by the international police as their NO. 1 most wanted man. I've battled and defeated every champion to ever challenge. I grow the most potent hallucinogen poke-block on this side of the hemisphere, and you whiper snapers have the damn nerve to make me say a password how about this?" Oak then pulls out a Master ball.

"Holy shit is that what I think it is?" The other grunt questions jumping up.

"Go ahead you mother fuckers say my name." Oak taunts with a big grin.

"Y-you're...your..."

"Go on I want to hear you say."

"Gulp...you're the Great Oaksenberg." The grunt responds peeing his pants just a little bit.

"You're God damn right. Now clean yourself up and get your boss." To be continued...