"Pewter City and Beyond"

Our Wonderful Protagonist Tim has finally reached his first stop on his journey The Pewter City Gym.

"Wow Pewter city its so much larger than I imagined there's like six a dozen homes hear."

"Yo champ in the making!"

"!" Tim is taken back as a some what overweight man with an uneven tan and part of his gut sticking out from under his shirt. "Um...hi?"

"They call me Stephano and I'm a Pokémon trainer manager!" He boasts.

"Why are you shouting?"

"I noticed the pokeballs on your belt and just knew instantly that you have the prospects of becoming a pokemon champion! Do you know what I'm saying?"

"You know I can see that Star of David hanging around your neck protrude from your abundant chest hair and I cant help but think that everything about just spells shady. So nice to meet you but I'm out of here." Tim blatantly states walking away.

"Now hold on their not so fast, I'm offering a chance of a life time. With me as your guide and manger we'll go straight to the top!" Stephano insists trying to persuade Tim.

"You're not going to leave until I say yes will you?"

"NOPE!"

"Sigh...heck no." Tim states once more heading off to the gym leaving Stephano to wallow in his pity as he struggles for business. "Now lets get this gym battle started." As Tim entered the lights flashed on and battle music began to play. Across the stadium Brock entered.

"Welcome trainer, my name is Brock are you ready to battle for your chance to earn a gym badge." With assurance in his eyes Tim knows in his heart that with his level 25 Raticate, level 17 Butterfree and level 16 Charmander there's no possible way he can loose against a few level ten rocks.

Woo! Woo! Woo! The ambulance's sirens blared out. In the back Tim held the hand of his Charmander. "Don't worry Pina we'll be at the Poke-center in no time! Can't this thing go any faster?!" How could Tim have know. He was so prepared. Getting enough money to buy so many potions and healing items. Evolving his Pokémon and getting them twice if not three times more powerful then any of Brock's. How was he supposed to know that they would all use that move.

5 min earlier...

"Go Ratticate!"

"Go Geodude!" The small hovering rock with two arms burst from his pokeball full of energy.

"Alright Hakunarattata use Hyper-"

"Selfdestruct."

KA-BOOM! The smoke from the fiery explosion clears and Tim is left in awe as only the bottom half of his Ratticate is left standing with smoke simmering from the body.

"Uh...gulp...g-g-go Butterfree?"

"Go Geodude!"

"Use absorb?"

"Selfdestruct!"

KA-BOOM! This time only a wing remained. With tears now running down his cheeks and snot foaming up at his nose Tim feels the surge of emotions pouring into his heart.

"Two down Two to go. Come on show me what else you got." Brock anxiously taunted waiting to see what Tim had left. "Fine I'll go first. Go Metapod!"

'Oh it's just a Metapod I can handle at least that.' Tim thought now feeling assured with himself. "Go Charmander!"

"Selfdestruct."

"Oh come the F*** on that's not even the right attribute you cheating son of a-"

KA-BOOM! This time Charmander was sent flying into Tim's arms. His heart beat fading battered and bruised. "OMG Pina don't die!"

"I must say that battle was more challenging than I though but since all my pokemon are defeated I now grant you this honorary Boulder Badge!" Brock smiles.

"You! What the f*** is your god damn problem you just killed five pokemon and Pina is about to die why would you be so cruel aren't you supposed to be a part time breeder or something?" Time questions whipping away the snot.

"Oh please my pokemon are fine so they'll spend eternity in Poke-hell since they technically committed suicide in all, but hey that's fine because I literally spawn these f***ers by the dozens and sell them off so I can afford some sexy time with the nurse joys if you know what I mean."

"You monster you mean to tell me you 've been killing countless pokemon so that you could have free time for prostitutes?!"

"Damn straight. But hey look on the bright side the ambulance is here."

Beeeeeeep. Nurse joy came out from the back to Tim. "I've got good news and bad news." She states.

"Tell me did you save my Pina?" Tim inquires.

"Well that's the bad news your Charmander died."

"Sniff...and what's the good news?"

"The police are here to take you in." She so graciously answers with glee.

"But that's just bad news."

"Oh I see you're right about that so sorry." She responds still smiling at him.

"I fucking hate this place! I'm taking this egg cause fuck you that's why!" Tim screams leaping out the window using his tears as cushion for his fall. 'I'll get my revenge Brock.'

"Quick after him!" An officer shouts. They make haste in their attempt to catch him but when they get outside he's already gone. "Curse you kid we'll find you."

Later that night Brock enters his home after a hard days work of battling seven more trainers.

"Honey I'm home." He called out only to not get a response. "Honey where are you?" He asks going up the stairs. "Babe come on I don't want to play any games right now." That's when he stumbles upon the bedroom door with a note reading "Gotcha" on it. Brock opens the door to see his entire family tied and bound to chairs. Both his wife and four kids. "What the hell is happening?!"

"Suddenly a voice is heard from a walky talky. "Bout time you showed up."

"What is this? Who are you? What do you want?" Brock questions.

"What do I want? Bwahahaha...I want your wife to know that the reason for all your marital problems is because you're a man whore who throws away Pokémon like they're nothing. What I want is for you to know the pain I felt when you took away my best and only friends with bull shit tactics. I want my Pina back!"

"Pina? Wait you? You're doing this?"

"Damn straight." Tim coldly responds.

"Hold on lets figure this out. We can come to terms can't we?" Brock tries to plead.

"Please I only have one thing to say to you." Tim shoots back.

"What is it?"

"Selfdestruct." Suddenly Brocks heart just sinks to the ground.

"Oh shi-"

KA-BOOM! The house erupts inflames and illuminates the sky in red. Moments later as the fire department arrives with water Pokémon Tim watches with a feeling of relief from the shadows. "Gotcha ya cheating bitch." Tim whispers under his breath thinking back to Pina and the others. "Sigh...all time to see what kind of Pokémon is in this egg!" Tim skips off.

Well ain't this a chapter to remember. With Tim ready now to continue his journey our story continues next time...