"Back in action...I guess"

Ah yes the world of Pokémon filled with a world such harmony that the animals not only are happy being enslaved but even love to fight in death matches just to see whose master is more of nerd. Now when we last left off our hero was teaming up with spunky young orange haired beauty as they chase after a Pokémon thief dressed similarly to our hero.

What's that you say?

What's going on with professor Oak?

Let's find out.

"OH, Professor yes harder!"

"You're so dirty Officer Jenny."

Oh wow. Yeah lets just come back later.

"Freeze!" The girl shouted. When the culprit refused she chucked her Poke ball with a Staryu spinning out like a Frisbee into his back.

"Ah cunt!" He screams in pain.

"Hey don't talk to my wife like that!" Tim shouted.

"Wait what?" The girl questioned.

"No time watch out!" Tim hollers back tackling her so they would avoid a grenade flying at them.

KA-BOOOOM!

"So you kids really think you can take me on, alright bring it!" He confidently taunts them his obvious Italian accent as Staryu uses her water gun move to put out the fire behind them.

"Oh no i need to put out this fire."

"Don't worry I've got this." Tim assures her his face seeming more chiseled, his eyes sparkling and his voice deep and heroic.

"Um...thanks i guess." She replies rubbing the back of her head a little confused.

[Tim used ATTRACT: It's wasn't very effective.]

"Go LU!" Riolu leaps into the fray.

"Pff...please that little pipsqueak is no match for my...Paras!" The villain throws his poke ball and out comes his supposed trump card the bug type Pokémon...Para-...huh...it's actually just a mushroom. Both Lu and Tim look at the fungus and then back to each other, and then back at the fungus. "Tremble in fear to the might of Team Rocket!" The grunt screamed out in full hype.

"Ruff." (Lu=Should we tell him?")

"I don't know."

"Yes I can see it you're frozen in fear at my awesome power! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Suddenly Staryu came back into frame spinning so fast like a throwing star slicing the small shroom in two as it landed.

"That's not even a real Pokémon you loser!" The girl shouts out walking over and smacking him across the face.

[Cute girl uses Reality Check: It Super effective.]

She continues on stomping the crap out of him as cries and pleads for her to stop. She then takes the bag of Pokémon he stole and swings it into his crotch making the loudest crunch noise Tim has heard yet followed by the most girly screech he had ever heard. Around that time Officer Jenny pulled up on her motorcycle.

"What's going on here?" She questions the three of them.

"This crazy bitch smashed me nuggets!" The Rocket grunt squeals.

"Only because you stole a bunch of people's Pokémon and tried then tried to blow us up!" She screams back.

"Fuck you!"

"Hey what i say about you talking to my wife like that!" Tim shouts from the back behind a bush cause he's a wanted fugitive.

"Whoever you are get out her or I'll shoot!" Officer Jenny orders. Reluctantly Tim comes out with Lu.

"Gun toting bitch." Tim murmurs under his breath.

"Wait a minute you look just like fugitive wanted for murder?!" She points out.

"Pfff...that guy...he's my brother ok. There's like thirty of us and I'm sure you know how it is being a Jenny what kind of life that entails."

[Tim pulls right of his ass.]

. . . "Oh boy do i." Officer Jenny laughs off.

[It's a critical hit.]

"Well i better had back into town and book this guy. You two have a nice day now."

"You too." The girl waves back as Officer Jenny leaves. "You know I can't thank you enough for your help."

'Oh i know exactly how you could thank me.' Tim thinks to himself. "It was no problem."

"You know I haven't gotten your name yet." She points out.

"Oh-um well I'm Tim, Tim O'thy."

"Well it's a pleasure to meat you Tim." She responds shaking his hand. "Oh hey is that a Gym Badge?" She asks seeing the badge on his belt.

"Oh yeah I got it a little while back." Tim shrugs off not wanting to talk to much about his favorite trophy.

"Well Cerulian is just down the road if you go down there then I'm sure we'll see each other again."

"Oh really why's that?"

"Because I'm it's Gym Leader Misty." She explains running off with Tim watching that ass work.

..."Lu I'm going to need you to go wait here fore few moments while i go behind that rock for a few moments and rub one out."

Wow. Just. Wow. This world is just wow i have no words. Our hero has helped save the day avoid the police again and now possibly is about to have a female love interest. Find out what happens next time...