"And it was super fun!" Mabel finished her overly long talk quickly, bouncing up and down. "Except for algebra. I was really, really bad at algebra."
"I was great at algebra!" Dipper interjected.
"Right. You keep reminding me of that. Now stop it, we all know you're super smart." Mabel said, annoyed.
There was a knock on the door.
"I'll get it." said Ford, speaking for the first time since the initial hellos. He stood and walked over to the door. Upon opening it, he found a two teenagers. One was fairly tall, with light brown hair and bright blue eyes. The other was of an average hight, but so skinny you'd think he'd not eaten in weeks, blonde hair standing bright against his pale skin.
"If you're here for the Mystery Shack part of the house, it's on the side."
Silence. Stanford took a step back.
"Who are you?" He asked, suspicious.
More silence. A feeling of dread set in.
"Who are you? Asked Ford again, taking a step back.
"Caroline. I'm Caroline Bakersfield and this is my brother, Calypso." Spoke the blue-haired one, toying with her wavy locks.
"Do you have proof of that?" The world's nerdiest old man questioned.
"No, sir. Please, we got lost during our family camping trip, we don't even know where we are, and we just want something to eat." The blonde spoke now, his green eyes glistening.
There were so, so, many holes in that statement, and Stanford Pines, being a suspicious, untrusting man, saw them all.
"I won't let you in unless you can provide valid proof that you are who you say you are."
"Fine, alright." The two turned and left.
Ford watched them leave, staring at them until they were out of sight. He could be wrong, but he thought there was something very familiar about the boy.
-SERIOUSLY LINE, THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS. "Well, that didn't work." Bill said. He was lying on the ground again, but this time in an omnipessimistic, bored way.
"Okay, listen Bill. We have to get close to the kids. " Juniper paced in circles.
"Or we could just go up to them and tell them who we are. That'd be fun." Bill said.
"True, but we'd lose the opportunity to get close to them and become 'friends' so we can tell them who we are after, like, a month."
Haha! That's awesome. It'd really mess with their psyche." Bill was laughing now, his golden brown hair falling in his face. THen he fell backwards and hit a tree. "OWWWWWWWWWW."
Juniper laughed.
"That's what you get for being psychopathic.'
"OH, SHUT UP, YOU."
"Someone's moody today, aren't they?"
"I hate you."
"The feeling is mutual."
"Would you be quiet for one second?"
"Alright, alright. Are you okay?"
"That's not being quiet."
"Shut up!"
"Pssh, no, I-,"
"NO, SERIOUSLY. SHUT UP."
The two quieted down.
"Over here! I think I heard something!" Dipper's prepubescent voice resounded through the trees.
"Okay, okay, I'm coming bro-bro." Mabel's voice quickly responded with what what was almost ultimate nervous excitement.
The twins crashed through the bushes.
The siblings held their breath.
"Who are you?" Mabel asked.
"We're two people who just so happen to be in the woods hoping you don't find us." Juniper offered, smiling like a deranged child and giggling nervously.
"Juniper, you're being creepy." Stated Bill, peering at the girl avidly.
"Oh, shut up you. I'm Juniper, and this is my brother...Severus Snape."
"What? Shut up."
"After all this time?"
"Always."
The short silence that remained after the bittersweet line was broken by a comment from Dipper.
"So, what's your name?"
Bill looked down at the boy.
"You wouldn't believe me if I told you. And that'd be no fun."
"What's your name?" Mabel pressed.
Juniper wished she had her mind reading powers, just so that she could tell what Bill was thinking in this moment of extreme stupidity.
"Bill Cipher."
They ran.
"What'd you do that for, you idiot?" Asked Juniper.
"Relax. We'll be fine. As long as we aren't here when they show back up with Stanford. And they will show back up with Stanford." Bill said nonchalantly.
"Your emotions! They change so quickly!" Juniper shouted up at the boy, who was now lying lazily in a nearby tree.
"Well, yeah. Had you not noticed this before?"
"You know what you said about going? Yeah, let's do that."
"Pshhh. We have a good fifteen minutes left. Right now I feel like lying in this tree."
"Oh my lanta! Bill Cipher! You are going to climb out of that tree, and we are going to walk somewhere else!"
"Oh my lanta? Really? And You were mocking me for saying Holy Pines Twins, Batman! That's hilarious! And you're a hypocrite!"
"Have I ever told you how much I hate you?"
"Probably! But there's always room to hate me more, isn't there!?"
"You're an idiot. There. Now that that's been cleared up, let's go...Bill, what are you doing?"
The boyhad climbed further up the tree. Juniper sighed.
"Don't be an idiot, Cipher. Get down."
Bill did not stop climbing.
"You're a Cipher too, you know. Also, I like this tree. It's a nice tree."
"Shut up, and get the heck down from there. We need to go."
Bill had begun to walk to the end of one of the tree's many branches, holding out his thin arms for balance.
"Bill Mason Cipher. You are going to climb down out of that tree this instant, and we are going to leave."
He did a backflip; Landing on his feet and preemptively stalling their leaving. Then he turned and walked away, his bright yellow hair looking slightly less neat then it had been beforehand. Hesitantly, Juniper followed.
"How did you even do that?" She asked.
"Some very careful calculations. I'm smarter then you think."