Disclaimer: I don't own Durarara.
"Nii-san… fussing," Kururi said, looking at Izaya's back as her brother was standing in front of their cooker, cooking their dinner. Izaya started stirring the soup faster, so Kururi felt she was right about his state.
"I met a monster today," he snarled, which he regretted immediately. He turned around to say sorry to his sisters, but he almost backed away because of the stars in their eyes.
"Did you beat him, right? RIGHT?" Mairu asked, jumping up and down in her seat. Izaya touched his chin. The beast was hit by a truck, but did not have any injuries. "So you did not – but tomorrow you totally will!"
"Totally will." Izaya felt gratitude spreading through his chest. He smiled at his girls, but he saw that Mairu was preparing to speak up again.
"Or fall in love with him like in the story!" Izaya had a feeling that his body might have been radiating some kind of dangerous energy, because Kururi and Mairu blinked at him. "Iza-nii?"
"That would NEVER happen!" Izaya declared, turning back to the cooker again. He would rather be death than be together with that brute.
"Killingisbadkillingisbadkillingisbadkillingisbad…" Shizuo chanted, trying to hold himself back from going to the fleas' house to break that creamy neck of – WAIT! Creamy?
"Nii-san, welcome home!" He heard his little borther's voice. He looked up from the sofa where he was lying, smiling at him. "Thanks, Kasuka. How was your day?"
Kasuka depicted his day with his usual monotone voice and blank expression. Shizuo laughed out loud when his little brother told him about the bunch of girls who whispered behind his back. It was strange how Kasuka could ignore his dashing looks and his effect on others because of it.
"I met a flea today," he said, feeling his eyebrow twitching. "He is the most annoying person I have ever met."
"Then smash him." Shizuo sat up immediately and looked at Kasuka in disbelief. His brother rested his chin on his knuckle. His expression and pout was the same, but his eyebrow frowned a little.
Shizuo started laughing so hard that he fell off from the sofa. That was the first time in his life he had ever heard Kasuka saying a joke. That was the thing why he loved his little brother. He could always bright up his mood, no matter how frustrated he was. But when Kasuka repeated what he had said, Shizuo had to realize that he thought it seriously.