Disclaimer: I don't own Durarara.
Akikawa Sayori, a first year girl and from the uglier ones – at least in Izayas' opinion. So he did not understand why Shizu-chan was standing in front of her, rubbing the back of his head after the average human being had asked him out. Izaya loved all of his humans, but sometimes they could really annoy him.
"Are you sure about this?" Shizu-chan asked a little bit unsure. "My reputation in the city is not the best."
"It is not bothering me at all!" She reassured him quickly. "The important thing is what is in the inside after all."
'What a cliché way of thinking!' Izaya thought to himself, feeling quite offended seeing the gentle smile spreading on Shizu-chans' face. Izaya stepped forward, so he could see them from a better angle. He saw as Shizu-chan lifted his head up and sniffed.
"It stinks," he mumbled and his gaze turned towards his direction. A huge grin appeared on his face when their gazes met. Shizu-chan took a deep breath for his usual roar, when that human being broke the scene.
"Heiwaijma-senpai?" The girl asked, touching his arm. Shizu-chan turned towards her, blushing in embarrassment. Sayori only smiled back and the fluffness of the scene made Izaya nauseous.
Their date was spent like any average date. Though, Izaya did not predict anything special when it came to Shizu-chan and dating. Maybe the monster of Ikebukuro was unpredictable, but his lack of experience in dating could be clearly seen.
Despite that, the girl looked so grateful for every minute of his attention! She smiled at him and laughed whenever he said a joke, no matter how lame it was. She started conversations to get to know each other better and Shizu-chan replied eagerly to her every question. Izaya had a feeling that he would have stomachache because of the overwhelming amount of sweetness.
They were sitting in front of a little coffee shop, laughing because of something. Suddenly, Shizu-chan reached above the table and took the others' hand into his own. A deep blush appeared on Sayori's face as the boy stroked her hand lovingly.
That was the moment when Izaya had had enough. He still felt the firm grip on his own wrist with which Shizu-chan chained him into place for a moment during their chase two days ago. A really disturbing thought came to his mind as he was walking towards them. Shizu-chans' touch belonged to him and only him.
"Shizu-chan! What a pleasant surprise!" He played the surprised as he was leaning against the desk.
"Izaya! What the hell do you want? I do not have time for you right now!" Shizuo growled, which almost made Izaya falling out of his character. Shizu-chan always hadtime for him!
"Nothing much. I only spotted you out and wanted to say hi." With the way of speaking only to Shizu-chan and his gaze being only on him during the whole conversation, he wanted to show to the third wheel that she was so meaningless that she did not even deserve his attention – but as always, his humans could surprise him.
"Orihara-senpai, are you jealous of me?" The question was so straightforward that Izaya gasped for air for a second, then he felt his blood boil. How dare that little… He reached into his pocket, when he felt as Shizu-chan threw him over his shoulder and ran away from the coffee shop.
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, HAH?!" Shizu-chan asked him, as he was holding him by his collar and pushed him into the wall.
"What is wrong with me?! What is wrong with you?!" Izaya asked back, without even caring about his state. "That girl would leave you alone as soon as she would see your real strength! Just like any other woman would in your life!" Shizu-chan narrowed his eyes, but Izaya was too angry to care about that. "I am the only one who is not afraid of you, can not you see that?!"
His declaration had its effect, Shizu-chan let go of his collar, so Izaya landed on his butt. He jumped up immediately, then stood onto his tiptoes and kissed the shocked blond. When they parted, he looked at him with anticipation in his eyes.
"Fireworks…" Shizu-chan muttered in shock. Izaya felt his cheeks heating up. He thought that he would be slammed into the wall or something, but getting a compliment on his kiss was not amongst his scenarios. "Why did your kiss taste like fireworks?"
"Because you are in love with him." They heard a voice towards the end of the alleyway. They turned towards it and saw Sayori smiling at them sadly. "I hope, you two will be really happy," she said, then walked away.
Shizu-chan wanted to say something, but Izaya pulled him down into another kiss.
