A/N: I LIIIIIVEEEEE!

AINT NO PARTY LIKE A FAIRYTAIL PARTY! Part 1

The girls laughed and joked as they walked down the street, oblivious to the stares and near crashes they caused.

" Tonight is going to be popping I can feel it in my veins!" Cana exclaimed walking with a swagger that only she could produce with the amount of alcohol she consumed.

"Ayyyyye I'm ready to dance with my bitches!" Lucy stated winking at Cana who smirked saucily back.

"Yes Master messaged me saying everything is in order at the guild and he also said he has a new brew for u to try Cana so yea be ready." Mira stated leaning on Lisanna.

"Fuck yes I'm ready!" Cana shouted pumping her fists, causing everyone to giggle.

"I'm just ready to relax before the GMG and S-Class trials." Erza stated with a slouch. She only showed this side of her self to Fairytail guild members. The mighty Titania slouching all of Fiore would be shocked!

"Nooooooooo don't talk about jobs or GMG OR S-class trails!" Levy whined holding her hands to her ears.

"Oh shit! I'm suppose to meet Gajeel and Laxus before I lose myself in the party! Shit!" Lucy exclaimed whipping out her lacrima and quickly texting her dragons that she was fixing to be at the guild. She practically lit up as she spotted her dragons at the door leaning against the side speaking to each other. Gajeel was wearing red pants with his combat boots and a white t hurt that clung to his muscled chest. Laxus has some dark blue jeans with some white air forces on his feet and a crisp white shirt that also clung to his chest. Lucy waved and blew them a kiss when they turned to see her, smelling her sexy scent. The air kiss causing her dragons to smirk and leer at her.

"Ok girls I'm going to bounce and when we are done I demand a bitch sandwich on the dance floor." Lucy demanded with a smirk. This statement had all the girls smirking and nodding in agreement.

"Catch us at the bar Lu-chan." Levy stayed as she leaned Erza who was cooing at her earrings.

"Okay girlies I'm out." Lucy replied back as she walked to her dragons.

"Damn baby you look sexy!" Laxus stated as he wrapped his arm around her waist when she finally reached them. He leaned down to give Lucy a deep kiss full of teeth and tongue. Lucy moaned as she pulled away a little dazed.

"Mmmm you don't look so bad yourself hun." She replied with a wink as Laxus released her into Gajeels arms.

" Gihi! Do we have to go this party? We could just go home and play." Gajeel Murmured against Lucy's neck leaving his little mark by her crown tattoo.

"Yes baby we have to the party IS for me ya know." Lucy stated as she laid her lips on Gajeels for a delicious kiss that left her panting.

"Guys let us in you assholes!" Cana exclaimed jokingly.

"Oh well don't all of you look beautiful." Laxus said with brotherly love. The comment had all the girls blushing.

"Why thank you Laxus you both look good tonight as well." Lisanna said passing the dragons to enter the guild.

As everyone bid their goodbyes for now. Gajeel and Laxus lead Lucy to a table on the second floor so quickly discuss the job. They could hear the party going downstairs and all the noise was making Lucy antsy. Laxus quickly suggested his office for a little more peace and quiet so they could focused. When they finally arrived at the office, Gajeel placed Lucy between them head on Laxuss lap and feet and legs on Gajeels.

" So gramps got a job that was specifically asked for you and Gajeel. It's a town called Eureka it's about 8 hours away by train. The mayor has these iron mines that your Dad Jude would buy from for the railroads. Apparently there has been some mages who are trying to take the mines by force and threatening the mayor and town villagers. He asked for Gajeel being the iron dragon slayer and Lucy since you practically own the mines. These mages would go in and knock out the workers and trap them in the mines. The only way they would be released is if they gave a tunnel to them. They have already taken 2 mine tunnels. They come every couple months." Laxus said reading the flyer he snitched from his desk before he sat down.

"Damn I forgot about Eureka mines." Lucy said with a thoughtful look.

"Mmmmm these mages seem like they are looking for something. The information the mayor gave gramps says that they attack certain workers in certain tunnels." Gajeel mentioned reading the notes attached to the flyer.

"Mmmm I'll have Grandpa Crux look it up tonight for more information. It seems like a trap kind of." Lucy stated with a wave of her hand. This statement caused both the dragons to tense and growl lowly.

"If they think to trap you little mate, they better start praying to their Gods or however they pray to. It's very dangerous to harm a dragon slayers mate." Gajeel growled out, eyes taking on a dragon like quality.

"Yes they will suffer greatly, slowly,painfully if they think to touch you mate." Laxus also growled out, lightning slowly sparking over this body sending a pleasant tingle through Lucy body.

Lucy knowing exactly how to act, she stroked their dragons instincts by relaxing and purring her reply."I know I will be protected by you guys if anything happens to me."That had the dragons purring and nuzzling on her skin.

"Mmmmmm, stop we have to go back down to the party." Lucy murmured sleepily. "Y'all are going to put me to sleep. Let's go back downstairs and tomorrow we can meet up and talk about our life for the future ok."

Their was rumbles of agreement as Gajeel and Laxus arranged her so they could get up. Both held their hands out for Lucy to grab. Once they hit the second floor balcony stairs, Lucy could see everybody dancing and having fun. In the corner she could see Jellal and his whole guild having fun and talking with other guild members.

"A TOAST!" Cana screeched hopping onto the bar with her shot. Cana waited for everybody to left up their mugs or shots. "TO THE LIGHT OF FAIRTYTAIL! LUCY!"

"CHEEEEEEEEERSSSSSS! WE LOVE YOU!"

Lucy laughed as Lily flew up and gave her a triple shot glass to down. Once it was knocked back Lucy gave a fierce glare to Cana with a smirk and turned her head and did the same to Cobra in the corner. Who was staring at her warily. Lucy has been waiting to do this forever Celestial alcohols where way stronger than Earthland alcohol, and she has a strong tolerance now. She finally convinced Virgo to give a few gallons of the stuff, with a smirk she announced her intentions that shocked the guild.

" I challenge you Cana and Cobra to a shot contest."

Silence.

"THAT'S A MAN!" Laughs was heard all over the guild Master started taking bets of course with Gajeel and Laxus putting big bucks on their mate.

"Tch, Starshine you are on. If I win you owe me a favor." Cobra snickered out, getting up and walking to the round table that appeared out of nowhere.

"Lu-bitch! My drinking apprentice! You dare challenge your master?" Cana questioned with a smirk as she sat on the other stool at the table. Laxus and Gajeel had to suppress the smirk that wanted to appear on their faces as they saw the shiver Lucy did at the word 'master'.

"Let's do this."

"YOSSSSHHHH LUCY KICK ASS!" Natsu yelled out puffing fireballs. This had the whole guild laughing and chuckling.

Once Lucy reached the table she summoned Virgo, who appeared carrying a tray with 9 shots. The clear glasses had a aqua color to it that slightly flowed.

"Here you Mistress, this brew I made was inspired by Aquarius, hence the aqua color. I was going for a exotic flavor this time." She explained with a bow.

"Thank you so much can you bring a jug also and 1 extra shot I want Master to try it."

"Of course."

A jug and a extra shot glass later everything was settled.

"All right who ever can finish their 3 shots without getting hammered wins plan and simple and knowing Virgo even I won't be able to leave this table sober." Lucy laughed out.

"Tch, piece of cake." Cobra said, grabbing the 1st glass choking one he got the full taste of it. "IM GOING TO DIE!"

Cobra landed on the floor after his shout. The loud laugh that came out of Jellal had everybody turning in shock at him.

"That shut him up." Jellal chuckled out wiping off stray tears.

"Let me try now." Cana choked back her shot and started crying."Lu-bitch what the absolute fuck is this!?"

"It's a special alcohol Virgo has been concocting for awhile now. The 1st time I tried it I could even finished the shot I was so drunk I almost went streaking in the Celestial realm." Lucy chuckled out, slamming her shot. " Puts breasts on ya chest…or hair whichever.

"Starshine if your shot can get ME drunk I'll love you forever as my favorite kin." Cobra stated downing the 2nd shot.

"I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR FAVORITE YOU TOXIC ASS!" Midnight yelled out from the back.

"Shut your ass Macbeth! Oh shit balls I'm getting buzzed, that hasn't happened in forever." Cobra looked at Lucy in wonder. "Give more!"

"Ha pathetic."

Lucy laughed at that drunken tsk face Cana was making while slamming back her 2nd shot.

"Ok people give it 5 minutes than we go for the last shot. Who ever can chug it wins."

Cobra cackled as fell off his chair…..who knew he was a lightweight.

"Annnnnnd Cobra is out for the count! Who will win?!" Mira shouted out.

"Give him 5 minutes Mira he will wake up this drink won't let you pass out. Since he is the poison dragon slayer it should just make him extremely drunk for the night, just make sure he drinks his bleach the hangover is killer, just like Aquarius when she pissed." Lucy choked out and fell off her chair.

Laxus couldn't stop the bellow of laughter as he helped his little woman up. Cana was moving side to side in her chair as she stared in wonder at the last shot glasses on the table.

"If I take this shot you are singing a song with me you little bitch." She growled playing in Lucy's direction.

" I know just the one ya drunkin bitch."

"The one from the club?"

"Yep…love that song."

"Deal."

"Might as well walk to the stage girl."

"Yea yea let me tell Warrena the song 1st." Lucy said walking to the Dj booth, not even watching Cana slam the last shot back. She didn't see cobra steal the jug she left specifically for him on the table or how Master choked on the shot left for him.

"BITCH HURRY YOUR DRUNK ASS UP BEFORE GAJEEL CONVINCES ME TO DANCE IN THE BUNNY SUIT!"

"Babe just put it on!"

"NO!"

Lucy sweatdropped at the course of boos that erupted from the guild. This caused Laxus and Gajeel to growl this causing the guild to shiver. She saw Bickslow sneak to the table with low cackles. She laughed out loud when she saw him slam the shot back and saw even his babies start floating around drunkenly. Poor bix!

"Alright we got Lucy and Cana up on stage to start the night off big Fairytail style!" Mira shouted out and started dancing to the beat and she hopped back into the crowd.

(Lucy)

Ayy, I've been fuckin' hoes and poppin' pillies

Man, I feel just like a rockstar (star)

Ayy, ayy, all my brothers got that gas

And they always be smokin' like a Rasta

Fuckin' with me, call up on a Uzi

And show up, man them the shottas

When my homies pull up on your block

They make that thing go grrra-ta-ta-ta (pow, pow, pow)

Ayy, ayy, switch my whip, came back in black

I'm startin' sayin', "Rest in peace to Bon Scott"

Ayy, close that door, we blowin' smoke

She ask me light a fire like I'm Morrison

Ayy, act a fool on stage

Prolly leave my fuckin' show in a cop car

Ayy, shit was legendary

Threw a TV out the window of the Montage

Cocaine on the table, liquor pourin', don't give a damn

Dude, your girlfriend is a groupie, she just tryna get in

Sayin', "I'm with the band"

Ayy, ayy, now she actin' outta pocket

Tryna grab up from my pants

Hundred bitches in my trailer say they ain't got a man

And they all brought a friend

Yeah, ayy

Ayy, I've been fuckin' hoes and poppin' pillies

Man, I feel just like a rockstar (star)

Ayy, ayy, all my brothers got that gas

And they always be smokin' like a Rasta

Fuckin' with me, call up on a Uzi

And show up, man them the shottas

When my homies pull up on your block

They make that thing go grrra-ta-ta-ta (pow, pow, pow)

(CANA)

I've been in the Hills fuckin' superstars

Feelin' like a pop star (21, 21, 21)

Drankin' Henny, bad bitches jumpin' in the pool

And they ain't got on no bra

Hit her from the back, pullin' on her tracks

And now she screamin' out, "no más" (yeah, yeah, yeah)

They like, "Savage, why you got a 12 car garage

And you only got 6 cars?" (21)

I ain't with the cakin', how you kiss that? (kiss that?)

Your wifey say I'm lookin' like a whole snack (big snack)

Green hundreds in my safe, I got old racks (old racks)

L.A. bitches always askin' where the coke at

Livin' like a rockstar, smash out on a cop car

Sweeter than a Pop-Tart, you know you are not hard

I done made the hot chart, 'member I used to trap hard

Livin' like a rockstar, I'm livin' like a rockstar

(Both)

Ayy, I've been fuckin' hoes and poppin' pillies

Man, I feel just like a rockstar (star)

Ayy, ayy, all my brothers got that gas

And they always be smokin' like a Rasta

Fuckin' with me, call up on a Uzi

And show up, man them the shottas

When my homies pull up on your block

They make that thing go grrra-ta-ta-ta (pow, pow, pow)

Rockstar

Rockstar, feel just like a rock

Rockstar

Star

Rockstar

Feel just like a

The crowds screams were deafening as Lucy and Cana crowed surfed the last chorus.

"Thank you Fairytail! Enjoy your night!" Lucy shouted on the mic before hopping off stage and joining her mates at the bar.

A/N: PART 2 Coming soooon!

Lots Of Love guys :)