Itachi's boyfriend?

Kiba couldn't believe this.

He must truly have been another level of drunk to have solicited the Uchiha. Even farther gone if he'd actually admitted his woes in love. And his level of drunkenness must have been truly black out and gone if he'd actually decided to have sex with the male.

It wasn't that Itachi wasn't a good looking man. He was. Unbelievably so.

But Itachi was Sasuke's brother! Heir to the Uchiha fortune! He highly doubted his family would actually allow him to have a boyfriend instead of a girlfriend.

A small voice in the back of his head told him that it was extremely creepy how Itachi was pushing the relationship onto him. But that small voice was being ignored, seeing how the louder, much more panicked voice at the forefront of his mind, was taking up all of Kiba's attention.

"You can't possibly want to be my boyfriend!" Kiba rushed out, suddenly feeling extremely claustrophobic. So he pushed Itachi away and rushed towards his bed, trying to create space between them, "I'm unreliable. And I'm so young. Like, you're my sister's age. I just turned eighteen."

"You consider your sister old?"

A sudden deadpan consumed him as he turned to Itachi, "You know what I meant." But then he went back to panicking over what was happening.

Itachi wasn't a bad person. He'd never treated Kiba badly, even though the Inuzuka had seen how cold the older male could sometimes be to his brother… but, then again, that was Sasuke and they had been like, what, ten? So, really, he couldn't remember a recent moment in which he'd seen Itachi being the jerk Sasuke insisted he was. Besides, he'd contacted a cleaning company to clean up his home after the wild party that had been thrown, which was something that he didn't really have to do… He'd been kind enough to even pay for everything.

"Kiba, why do you not want to be my boyfriend?"

Itachi's hands were on his shoulders again, but this time they were barely felt, as if he was trying to keep them from weighing on the Inuzuka.

Why was he so against Itachi being his boyfriend?

First of all, his mother didn't like Itachi. She didn't like the Uchiha at all. She only tolerated Sasuke because she considered Naruto a second son. If she found out that Kiba was dating Itachi, he would never hear the end of it.

And then there was the fact that he wanted to be a slut during college. He wanted freedom to sleep around with whoever damn well pleased without having to worry over repercussions… Well, at least, that's what he had always looked forward ever since he'd found out what sex was. Right now, though, he wasn't completely sure if that really was what he wanted… Holy fuck, he didn't want anonymous sex, did he?

"I… I'm not sure… Not anymore…" Kiba admitted honestly, then turned around to face Itachi, "For how long have you liked me?"

For the first time since he'd known Itachi (which was years now), he saw the Uchiha's cheeks flaring up with pink. And the man actually looked away, as if he was trying to avoid Kiba's eyes… But that didn't make sense… What did he have to hide?

"A couple of years now." The man admitted with a cough, crossing his arms over his chest as he continued to act bashful. "I don't really want to get into how long for the sake of my sanity."

Kiba quirked an eyebrow at this because, really, it was pretty weird to see Itachi acting like this. But he decided that, sure, he'd bite for now. He wouldn't continue questioning the man.

"You really want me to be your boyfriend?"

"Yes."

Itachi's dark eyes were on him again, determined and sure.

"Ah, hell…" Kiba groaned, raising his hand to pinch the bridge of his nose, "You'll be my first real relationship. This might be disastrous for you. I might wind up being the biggest waste of time you'll ever invest in."

Itachi's hands were on him once again, grasping tightly onto his shoulders as his eyes glared into Kiba's own. "Don't ever call yourself a waste of anything, Inuzuka. You're worth it."

His words were stern and curt, getting to the point without wasting much time.

This guy… He took himself too seriously.

Allowing a crooked smile to take over his lips, Kiba decided to just go with this whole relationship idea and wrapped his arms around Itachi's necks. "Alright. If you think I'm that good, I won't try and tell you otherwise."

Itachi smiled down at him and nodded, then pressed a quick and soft kiss to Kiba's lips.

"You know, when I first saw you grinding on Neji and Lee, I thought I would never be able to hold you, much less have you in my life."

And the cute moment was ruined.

Kiba's face heated up with a sudden blush, making him turn away and try to pull away from Itachi. Unfortunately, long and strong arms wrapped around his waist at that very moment, bringing him in closer to the man he wanted to get away from.

"You're adorable when you blush."

And Itachi seemed to have no idea when to stop talking.

But… It was actually pretty freaking cute how the guy was looking at him. There wasn't any of that snarky, condescending, patronization that ran rampant within the Uchiha family. Instead Itachi looked as if he genuinely found Kiba adorable, rather than just adorable because he was an idiot.

With a soft sigh, Kiba shook his head and allowed his face to worm its way into the junction between the man's neck and shoulder.

"Well, yeah, I hope you like this. Because now you're stuck with me until I want to let go of you! There won't be any pulling out of this relationship deal until I've fully embarrassed you!"

A much too amused chuckle sent shivers down Kiba's spine.

"Please, are you aware that my brother's boyfriend is your best friend? My family is still so busy judging him that they won't even notice you."

Okay, coming from anyone else, that might hurt… But… This proved that he was less annoying than Naruto in a way… If Itachi's family could only focus on the idiotic blonde and not him… Oh, this was great!

"Now," Itachi pulled Kiba back, looking him directly in the eyes. "Shall we get going?"

"Going?" Kiba blinked at him, confused. "Where?"

"Anywhere interesting- what do you think of watching a movie at my apartment?" Itachi smiled, beginning to pull him out of his room.

Kiba felt somewhat annoyed at being pulled around by the guy, but couldn't bring himself to actually get annoyed by it, if that made any sense… Itachi was bossy, much bossier than Kiba normally liked in a partner… But, somehow, it just fit him.

Later on, if he really was bothered by Itachi pulling him around, he'd tell the guy. But for now, he was prepared to just let the novelty of this situation get the better of him.

Besides… Itachi's private apartment?

He was sure there were some good things they could get up to, seeing how they would be completely alone.

And the best part would be that Kiba would actually be able to remember them this time around!

"By the way, I've got sex on my mind now that you said apartment. You better be prepared." He blurted out, waiting to see how Itachi would react to the sudden confession.

If it was a good reaction, then maybe Itachi and he would stand a chance. If not, then there would be trouble ahead.

"That's alright. But first we have to see this new movie- I know that you'll like it if you give it a chance."

Kiba pursed his lips slightly at the answer, but soon shrugged to himself and agreed to watch the movie.

Movie first, sex later… Not the worst kind of plan for a night after the weird morning he'd experienced.

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This story is officially completed! I know it's not the usual long story I've usually worked on, but this was never supposed to be anything big. Besides, it ties up a couple of loose ends and leaves you with Kiba and Itachi as an official couple. Look at that: I actually wrote a short story.

Hope y'all enjoyed this little thing!