A/N What song is stuck in my head today, you ask? Well, let me tell you: The Backyardigans theme song. Why, you ask? Because that is like ONE OF THE BEST SHOWS EVER! I HIGHLY recommend.

I don't own Kickin' It, but on the bright side, I got a 100% on my Spanish quiz today!

We drove back into the city and I was pretty nervous.

"We're here," Noble said. "So here is what is going to happen: Your family will be waiting inside that building there. So will plenty of disguised guards. We just have to get you two inside without drawing too much attention to yourselves. Hopefully, there will be no issues and you can be safely transported to the palace. We'll go from there."

Jack and I nodded and looked at each other.

"Great. I'll get out first. Wait for me to open the door before you get out. You can leave your stuff in here, I will make sure it ends up back in your hands."

Noble got out of the car and looked around non-suspiciously. He opened the door and Jack got out first, then took my hand and helped me out. Noble ran ahead to hold the door for us and Jack helped me inside.

We walked in and saw a small sewing or yarn shop. It looked kind of old-fashioned.

"Take her to the back, I'll wait outside and make sure nobody comes in."

"Okay," I replied before Jack. It felt like Noble was too scared or something to talk directly to me because I was this princess.

He went back outside and I looked around at all the walls.

"Let's go, Kim," Jack said.

"Not so fast," a voice said from behind.

"'Not again!" I muttered.

I slowly turned with Jack and saw someone standing with a gun pointed right at me. It was so close I could see the inside of the gun.

"Let's just calm down…" Jack intervened.

The gun was pointed at Jack now. The man seemed really shaky. Maybe he will be too scared to shoot, but maybe he will be trigger happy and I can't risk finding out.

"Good little girl. Now, walk!"

We slowly walked to the back and saw a bunch of guards and THE FREAKING QUEEN OF ENGLAND!

"Hello, family!" the man with the gun said.

As the guards made a move towards him, more people flooded in behind Jack and I. I quickly turned back to the guy with the gun and kicked it out of his hand.

He fought me but he was not that smart and I could easily take him down. Jack had joined the guards and I soon did too.

It was crazy. There was fighting everywhere and I would catch glimpses of Jack at different times but wasn't really focused on him despite the fact that he almost always had his eyes on me.

I fought the best I could with all my injuries and soon the guy I was fighting caught on. He grabbed the arm with the long cut and tried to throw me back. I quickly recovered and tried to kick with my injured foot. It wasn't smart, but at least it wasn't the foot I was standing on!

The foot being wrapped was a dead giveaway that something was wrong and the man took advantage of this. He held onto it and twisted my foot one way then quickly twisted it the other way and threw it up and back, flipping me several times before landing with a thud. I screamed when I landed on it again. He came closer to me and was about to punch me when his fist was caught in Jack's.

"You probably shouldn't have done that!" Jack said while winking at me.

He flipped the man and sent a few punches before the man remained unmoving on the floor.

"JACK! Get Kim out of here!" I turned to see what familiar voice that was and saw Jose.

Jack nodded and ran back over to me. Before I knew what was happening, he grabbed the back of my knees and carried me like a sack of potatoes out the back door. He kept running and I kept bouncing off his back.

Jack ran through what looked like very well planned out alleyways and we stopped about 10 minutes later.

"I think we are safe!" Jack said.

"You sure?" I asked.

"No. I don't think I'll ever be sure Kim!"

"Kim!" I turned to see who this unfamiliar voice belonged to and saw a man who looked familiar.

"Um… I-" I stopped when he engulfed me in a hug. He pulled me away and looked me over before pulling me back into a hug.

"You must be Jack," he said.

"I am, um your… Highness?" Jack said.

Your Highness? Who- Oh wait! That is Prince William!

"Thank you for keeping her safe! Oh, Kim, you are so big! I'm so glad you're okay!"

"Yeah, me too. Um… da- fath- your- um… yeah me too hahaha," I nervously laughed.

He chuckled a little and said, "we'll go over all that later. For now, I think it is about time you finally get inside the palace!"

Q: What is something nice that someone has done for you today?

A: My friend gave me a box of chocolates because, well it's a long story and if you aren't me or her you would never understand it or think it was remotely funny because our kind of humor is just plain confusing...