Author's Note: Excuse the horrible Prologue. I suggest skipping it and moving on to the next chapter, when it comes up.

Based on Watching things by Shadow Gumball of Death and Endless Possibilities By JC of the Corn. This will be a series of parodies and one-shots, with Jaune being the main character. Different pairings will be present in each story. Other RWBY characters will be cast as different characters.

The watchers: Team RWBY, NPR, Coco, Velvet, Sun, Neptune, Ozpin, Qrow, Glynda, Port, Oobleck, Winter

Prologue

Ruby didn't know where they were, one moment they were in Vale the next they were in this room.

"What the hell, where are we!?" Yang was the first to ask. Ruby looked at all the people that were here, there were her teammates, Pyrrha, Ren, and Nora, Coco Adele, Velvet Scarlatina, Sun Wukong, Neptune, Professor Ozpin, Professor Goodwitch, Professor Port and Professor Oobleck, some lady that looked a lot like her partner and bestie, and—

"UNCLE QROW!" The little reaper screamed excitedly using her super speed to tackle him. Latching herself onto his arm. "Didyoumissmedidyoumissme?!"

"No." Qrow spoke seriously before giving a smirk and raising his arm and ruffling his niece's hair.

"Wait, where's Jaune?" Pyrrha looked around, noticing everyone around her, unable to find her team leader, partner and not so secret crush.

"I don't know Ms. Xiao Long, Ms. Nikos; however might I suggest taking a look around, we might find some clues." Ozpin spoke

They all looked around taking notice of the impressive home-theatre setup mounted to the wall, at a comfortable distance from the entertainment system there was a cluster of couches and chairs, all of which looked incredibly comfortable. In between these was a coffee table. Other than that the room was bare, except for the door innocently located on the far wall. While the others were looking around the room, Ozpin noticed that on the coffee table was a note. He picked it up reading it silently to himself, before speaking up.

"Everyone I've found a note." He said loud enough to get everyone's attention.

"Really Professor what does it say?" Weiss asked

Hello everyone, I have brought you all here to enjoy what I like to call, The Multiverse Adventures of Jaune Arc. Enjoy yourselves as I know that I will be looking at your reactions. The door leads to a magic hallway that will take you to either the bathrooms or your bedrooms as needed. Breaks can be given if needed.

Enjoy,

Your merry kidnapper

P.S

You can't leave unless I choose to let you leave, in other words you're stuck here.

P.P.S

If you're hungry just think about what you want and it will appear in front of you.

Everyone just stared at what they heard coming from Ozpin's mouth.

"Wait! What! IS that for real, or is this supposed to be some elaborate joke." Weiss exclaimed, shocked at the contents of the letter as well as the fact that they came from the Headmasters mouth.

"I can assure you, Ms. Schnee that I have repeated exactly what was written on the note. Has anyone found anything of use?" Ozpin asked

Sun was the only one to raise his hand "Yeah I uh, opened the door and there wasn't a hallway, there was nothing."

That got the attention of everyone there. "What do you mean Mr. Wukong?" Ozpin asked curiously.

"Just that, I opened it and there was literally only black." He looked nervous as he spoke.

Qrow spoke up at that moment. "Kid's right, I saw him open the door and there was nothing, I just checked it again and now there's a hallway, with doors."

"I See, well I suppose that there is really only one thing to do and watch." Ozpin spoke

With that they all sat down, looking towards the screen as it turned on.