Bad Idea

From "Waitress"

Cole sits in the circus train reading a comic book. Nya enters the car, and upon noticing Cole, covers her face with a newspaper.

Cole: Hey Nya, how are our kids?

Nya drops the newspaper.

Nya: Our kids? She turns around and blushes. Why would we have kids? Heh, we're not even married, let alone-"

Cole lowers the comic book.

Cole: I meant our students, weirdo. Ever since we left the school, I'm worried for them.

Nya: Oh, Darreth's looking after them. She looks around nervously, then sits down at the table across from him. You know Cole, you don't get the credit you deserve.

Cole: What do you mean?

Nya: I mean, you always put others ahead of yourself. I know the other ninja get all the attention, but I just want you to know, you're a good guy. She reaches across the table. Cole takes her hand. Music begins.

Nya:

It's a bad idea, me and you

Cole: (spoken)

I know, I totally agree

Both:

It's a bad idea, me and you

Cole:

I've never known anything so true

Both:

It's a terrible idea, me and you

Nya:

First of all there's Jay

Cole:

You guys are dating

Nya:

You're his best friend

Cole:

And this is basically cheating

Both:

It's a bad idea, me and you

Let's just hold hands until we come to

Heart, stop racing

Let's face it, making mistakes like this will make worse what was already pretty bad

Mind, stop running

It's time we just let this thing go

It was a pretty good bad idea, wasn't it though?

It's a bad idea, me and you

It's a bad idea, me and you

Hold me close while I think this through

Yeah, it's a very poor idea, me and you

Heart, stop racing

Let's face it, making mistakes like this will make worse what was already pretty bad

Mind, stop running

It's time we just let this thing go

It was a pretty good bad idea, wasn't it though?

I know it's right for me

It's the only thing I've ever done

What if I never see myself ever be anything more

Than what I've already become?

Nya:

I need a bad idea

I need a bad idea

Both:

I need a bad idea

I need a bad idea

Just one

Heart, keep racing

Let's make mistakes

Let us say "so what?" and make worse what was already pretty bad

This secret is safe

No reason to throw it away when there's love to be had

Hold me tight as I tell myself that you might make sense

And make good what has been just so bad

Let's see this through

It's a pretty good bad idea

Me and you

Cole: Ah! Don't tell Jay. They stare into each other's eyes for a moment. Jay enters the car.

Jay: Ha! Tell me what?

Nya and Cole quickly pull their hands away.

Nya: Uh…

Kai enters behind Jay.

Kai: Ah! Oh! Hope I didn't interrupt anything, cause we're here!