What Is This Feeling?
From "Wicked"
Nya puts a pair of magnifying eyeglasses on so she can examine Zane's power source in Ed and Edna's trailer. She removes part of it while Edna stands anxiously nearby. Zane sighs.
Nya: Are you sure you wanna do this? Modifying your original design could have...unintentional consequences.
Zane looks over at an unconscious P.I.X.A.L. in the chair next to him
Zane: She risked her life for me, it's the least I could do to get her back.
Nya inserts the piece of Zane's heart into P.I.X.A.L's chest. P.I.X.A.L. gasps and opens her eyes.
P.I.X.A.L: Where am I? What happened? She notices the empty space in Zane's chest. You gave me half your power source. My processor does not compute.
Zane: You are the only one who knows Borg's system. You are vital to the mission. He looks down at the floor for a second. And...you are vital to me. He takes her hand and they smile at each other. Edna is no longer anxious, but giddy with excitement.
Edna: Ooh...robot love. Call me a sucker, but if they've got half of what you and Jay have…
Nya removes her glasses. P.I.X.A.L. looks away from Zane.
P.I.X.A.L: Nya and Jay? Judging from Perfect Match compatibility, perhaps Nya and Cole would be a closer comparison. Nya looks distressed and Edna shocked. She looks at Nya.
Edna: Uh, Nya and Cole are a better match?
Zane: Don't you mean Jay? Perhaps her processor was damaged.
P.I.X.A.L: My processor is fully operational. The perfect match for Nya isn't Jay, but Cole.
Jay and Ed enter behind them. Jay stammers.
Jay: Cole's her perfect match?
Nya stands up and walks towards him.
Nya: Jay…
Jay looks at the floor sadly. Nya smiles sweetly and reaches for his hand. Cole opens the door and barges in behind them. Kai follows.
Cole: Heh! It's so quiet in here. What'd I miss? Another signature Jay Walker gut-buster?
Jay turns to face him. Nya stops smiling.
Jay: Uh… You backstabbing, no good-
Cole looks confused. Jay grunts and tackles him to the floor. The whole trailer shook.
Cole: What's wrong with you?
Kai sighs.
Kai: I hope Lloyd is faring better than us.
Music begins.
Cole:
What is this feeling,
So sudden and new?
Jay:
I felt the moment
I laid eyes on you.
Cole:
My pulse is rushing,
Jay:
My head is reeling,
Cole:
Why's Nya blushing?
Both:
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame,
Does it have a name?
Yes!
Loathing.
Unadulterated loathing.
Jay:
For your face,
Cole:
Your voice,
Jay:
Your clothing.
Both:
Let's just say - I loathe it all!
Every little trait however small
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple utter loathing.
There's a strange exhilaration
In such total detestation
It's so pure, so strong.
Though I do admit it came on fast,
Still I do believe that it can last.
And I will be loathing, loathing you
My whole life long!
Nya: This macho stuff is making you both look like fools! She turns away and crosses her arms. Maybe you belong together!
Ninja, P.I.X.A.L, Ed and Edna:
Dear Nya, you are just too good!
How could you do this? I don't think I could!
Your a terror, now their angsty!
We do not promote unsafety,
But Jay has right to be angry!
Nya:
Well,you can't blame me for how I feel!
Ninja, Ed and Edna
Poor black ninja now forced to fight
With his best friend 'cause of P.I.X.A.L's mind
We just want to tell you,
We're not choosing sides!
We'll watch your…
(Enter Jay and Cole)
Loathing,
Unadulterated loathing
For his face, his voice, his clothing.
Let's just say,
We loathe it all!
Every little trait,
However small,
Makes our very flesh
Begin to crawl...
Jay and Cole singing simultaneously with Ninja, Jay's parents, and P.I.X.A.L:
What is this feeling
So sudden and new?
I felt the moment
I laid eyes on you!
My pulse is rushing,
My head is reeling.
Oh, what is this feeling?
Does it have a name?
Yes...
All:
Ahhhhhh...
Loathing!
Jay and Cole (Ninja, Ed and Edna, P.I.X.A.L)
There's a strange exhilaration (loathing)
In such total detestation (loathing)
It's so pure so strong! (so strong)
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I can believe it can last
And I will be loathing (loathing...)
For forever loathing (loathing...)
Truly deeply
Loathing you (loathing you!...)
My whole life long!
Suddenly the trailer shakes.
Kai: What was that?
Ed opens the door to see the trailer being lifted by a giant magnet.
Ed: The machines haven't worked since the outage! What's powering it?
Kai: Nindroids! He points the machine and a nindroid pokes his head out. The better question is, what's powering them?