American Kitsune!

by DRAGONfromheaven

Summary: Naruto Uzumaki, a CIA agent is sent to Langley Falls under orders to keep an eye on the Smiths from his superior. He thought it would be a simple mission but as time goes on he finds himself surrounded by weirdness...and women

5. American Kitsune V

Hello people, new chapter here I'm glad yall are giving me and my buds your support, I appreciate it so thank you all of you ^^ anyway since I ain't got nothing else to say let's begin.

Also before you can be my Beta, you need to write in reviews or PM your strengths, weaknesses, grammar, are you good to work with or are you gonna waste my time trying to take over my story? Are you loyal and be reliable like my bud Sora and Jebest?

Also remember this will be a SLIGHT bash to Stan and Steve, because let's face it they equally deserve it, they'll still have their good moments and I might even let Naruto become there friend, but I definitely will bash the f*** out of Jeff, he's a deadbeat, forgetful, neglectful. So sorry, but not sorry.

WARNING: Since this is legally an adult cartoon 14+ this is not for kids, I repeat NOT for kids, there will be sex, drugs, drama, romance, and other adult content, tread on your own caution.

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American Kitsune!

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Summary: Naruto Uzumaki, a CIA agent sent to Langley Falls, is under orders to keep an eye on the Smiths from his superior. He thought it would be a simple mission but as time goes on he finds himself surrounded by weirdness...and women.

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-Next Morning-

Naruto woke up with a smile as he his three girls cuddled up against him making him smile. "Wake up sweeties~" he spoke out as he gave them each a soft kiss on their cheeks as they started to stir in their sleep.

"Foxy~ Five more minutes" Lisa whined out as Tiffany pulled his arm closer to her and Janet nuzzled her face against his arm.

"I'm sorry but it is already nearly lunch time and I believe the two of you have to check in with your parents" he said as Janet and Lisa groaned before opening their eyes.

"Fine foxy, but you owe us big time." Lisa said with a cute glare, enchanting her beauty even more.

"Sometimes I wish my mom would be like my dad and not care where I am at times" Janet grumbled out as she kissed his cheek.

"My parents at least like Naruto when I told them about him but they do like to see me on the weekends at least. Plus I need to get some more clothes" Lisa said as she got up from his chest and smiled down at him.

"Aww so all my girls are leaving?" he said with a playful pout as he rubbed Janet's rear making her smile.

"Don't be sad, the new girl will be with you" Janet said as Tiffany grumbled.

"I don't know, I have plans with some of my friends from work today so I don't know when I'll get back" Tiffany said with a pout as she refused to let go of his arm.

"So all my girls are leaving" he said crying fake tears as Lisa rolled her eyes with a smile and trailed her finger down his chest.

"Well we can always have a little fun before we have to leave. Will that make up for it?" Lisa purred out as she grinded up against him as she sat on his lap as Janet moved his hand under her pajama shorts as Tiffany did the same but as she was naked just put his hand directly on her.

"Hmmm, how long do we have? An hour or two?" he asked as Lisa nodded. "Good, I can do a lot in an hour" he said with a smirk as the three of them blushed at the predator like grin on his face before they all let out a squeal as he pounced on them.

-Two Hours Later-

Naruto let out a chuckle as he got out of the shower to clean himself off after he had dropped off Lisa and Janet at their parent's houses and Tiffany at her workplace before coming back home, after he was done they would be lucky to even walk correctly as he hadn't gone all out on them like he usually did.

"So, what are you going to spend your day doing" Amaterasu asked as she stared at him from the living room couch as he reached the stairs.

"Honestly, I have no clue at all. Probably checkup at work to see if they need anything from me or not. Could check up on Hayley to see how she is doing. Don't know for sure yet, just something to keep myself from boredom." Naruto said. "Also...what are you going to do today? I mean there isn't much to do here really asides from interacting with Kurama."

"Like I would ever want to interact with that perverted rug." Amaterasu said with a humph as she gave him an annoyed look. "I'll probably just do what I sometimes do whenever Tiffany is out for the day at work."

"Which would be?" Naruto asked since he did wonder what Ammy would do back at the one apartment Ammy and Tiffany used to live at.

"Well I used to just stand guard of the apartment so that no one would come in and steal Tiffany's belongings. I sometimes pulled out a book to read, watched some of my Soap Operas, or watched a few movies that were lying around. Other than that I would just nap." Ammy said without any concern.

"Well, have fun and if Kurama bugs you just bop him on the nose" he said with a chuckle while the thought of a spirit watching soap operas amused him.

"Oh don't worry, I would do that regardless if he were to bug me or not" Ammy replied back before she grabbed the remote with her tail and started surfing through the stations so she could find her usual channels.

Naruto chuckled as he went back into his room to change into clean clothes as he only wore a towel out of the shower when he noticed his phone chiming on the night stand.

He slid open his phone and smiled as he saw he had a few texts from Hayley and surprisingly Francine as well.

'Hey Naruto, I was wondering if you wanted to come over to my house to talk. You don't have to worry about my dad since he is on some CIA fishing trip or whatever. :)' - Hayley

'Naruto, I really need someone to talk to. Stan forgot our anniversary again and if he doesn't remember by the end of the day I fear I will murder him :(' - Francine.

'Hmm I can probably kill two birds with one stone this way' he thought as he replied to both of them telling them that the other was wanting to talk so they could all hang out, which they were open to doing happily.

After waving goodbye to Ammy and Kurama, who was panting at Ammy from the recliner with a sore nose, he got into his car and started it before heading towards the Smith residence.

As he pulled up he frowned at the odd van that was parked in their driveway before he saw the door slam on the face of a blonde haired man that honestly reminded him of a hippy hobo.

"Hello, who are you?" the man asked him with an airheaded and clearly 'stoner' tone as Naruto rose an eyebrow as he pointed to the house.

"I'm friends of the Smith's so I was coming to visit, who are you?" he asked as the man narrowed his eyes a bit

"Why I'm Hayley boyfriend of course" he said until Hayley's voice rang out.

"You are not my boyfriend, now leave me alone you creep!" she yelled as Naruto chuckled.

"Well, doesn't seem like you are and I would go if I were you. She can get scary when she's angry" he said with a slight chuckle as he passed the man he now recognized as Jeff since he remembered Hayley talk about him when he had picked her up from the strip club.

He watched as Jeff got into his van as it sputtered off towards the distance before he went up to the door and knocked on it. The door opened showing Hayley in a violet button up shirt that had only the second button done to reveal a great amount of cleavage as well as her entire stomach, leaving little to the imagination.

"I told you to leave me alon-oh!" Hayley yelled before she realized it was him and not Jeff.

"Hey Hayley, doing better than from the other day? You definitely are looking better" he teased as she blushed a bit with a smile before she quickly turned around to button up her shirt more but left the top one undone.

"Y-Yeah, though it was mostly because of you offering me a place to go and relax at when things get crazy here" Hayley said with a beautiful smile.

"Eh no problem at all Hayley. Say, would you like to hit the mall later? Just wondering so that you could maybe get some new stuff for your room at my place. My treat" he asked getting Hayley to feel pretty happy with the idea of spending time with Naruto and even getting some stuff she had wanted to get for a long time that her control freak father wouldn't let her get under his roof.

Well she did get some of that stuff but her father had either shot/bombed them to smithereens or burned them in the basement furnace.

"That actually sounds really great Naruto but are you sure you're okay with that? I'd feel bad for making you spend your money" she said as she let him into the house and closed it behind them.

"Nonsense Hayley, I want you to feel welcomed in my house and you being able to customize your room would help with that" he said as he stroked her cheek making her blush before he heard Francine come into the room.

"Naruto! I thought I told you to call when you got here?" she said as he smiled, pulling his hand away from Hayley's cheek, much to her displeasure.

"Well I like to surprise people" he said as he accepted Francine's hug before he slipped his arm around Hayley's waist, making her smile as they sat on the couch.

"So Francine, what is it I hear about Stan being an asshole?" he asked as Francine let out a sad sigh.

*Quick Note: it will be hard to do German accent for Klaus so please bear with us.*

"Vell, that isn't anything new since Stan is a colossal asshole" Naruto heard the fish say as Francine froze as she forgot to hide Klaus.

'Hmm, not a spirit.' he thought with a raised eyebrow as he looked over the small goldfish in the bowl "Are you some kind of man in a fish body?" he asked as Francine was shocked he wasn't somewhat freaking out.

Hayley on the other hand saw her mother's shocked look and understood what was going through her head. She didn't know that Naruto was used to talking animals due to his pet fox living with him.

"Vhy yes, mein name is Klaus" he said as he popped out of the fishbowl and stuck out one of his fins as to hand shake.

"Pleasure to meet you Klaus, my name is Naruto" Naruto said with a friendly smile as he shook the fish's fin with his index finger and thumb.

"You aren't freaked out or anything?" Francine asked curiously and a little excited as he shook his head and shrugged his shoulders.

"No, not really. With my job and everything I am use to weirder things so a talking fish is nothing new to me" he said as he lied and used his job to cover up of how he used to talking animals.

"See, I told you he wouldn't really freak out or anything mom" Hayley said as she relaxed as Naruto's hand rubbed her side comfortably.

"That's a relief" Francine said with a smile before she got back on track and started to tell Naruto of how Stan had forgotten their anniversary for the umpteenth time.

"Oh oh! Let's watch the tape again Franny!" a voice from upstairs said as it made Francine and Hayley to a lesser degree freeze up and feel their hearts skip a few beats.

Naruto rose an eyebrow as he saw a roughly 5 foot tall creature with grey skin and a large head almost waddle in before placing a videotape in the TV. 'Hmmm an alien I think. Definitely don't see this every day' he thought as he turned his view to the TV for a second as Francine and Hayley seemed to freeze up in terror.

"Wow Francine, you really went to town on him" Naruto said with a loud amused chuckle as the tape ended.

"Roger! What are you doing!? We have company!" Francine screamed as Roger widened his large doe eyes towards Naruto, realizing that he didn't see the guest when coming down the stairs.

"What's up" Naruto waved with a smirk as everybody looked at Naruto in mild shock. "What? I said my job has a lot of weird things in it and it's not like I'm an alien hunter or anything" he said as he squeezed Hayley's side to calm her down before smiling at Francine.

Roger on the other hand was a mixture of relief and freaking out because there was finally someone besides the Smith's that knew him and his identity. He could possibly get the chance to actually talk to someone new but with how Stan acts at times he would maybe lose it once Stan found out. Damn him, he may have saved his life at Area 51 but the guy was a total douchebag and expected everything he wished be done in perfection.

"Um h-hi" Roger stuttered shyly before he pointed to the stairs. "I-I'm going to head back upstairs" he said as he was still a bit shaken up by it all before he left.

"Well, that was interesting" he said with a laugh as he saw their shocked faces. "So, you were saying Francine? I think you were at the part where Stan ignored your hints and lingerie this morning before making a mess?" he said as she slowly got out of her shocked state and nodded.

She was beyond thankful that Naruto had surprised them by not being affected by Roger or Klaus since she really didn't want Stan to erase any of the kind man's memories as she had found that he was someone perfect to talk to.

He was sweet, charming, made her feel young again, and not to mention hot, plus he actually listened to her problems unlike a certain somebody who only stared at her chest the entire time.

As they seemed to talk for hours until it was near afternoon she sighed. "I'm sorry Naruto, I've been talking your ear off for too long and have probably taken up too much time since you probably had plans" she said with a frown before he chuckled clearly amused.

"You are fine Francine, I don't mind listening to your problems at all since today was a free day with my only real plans was to go to the mall with Hayley. Either way I needed time to kill and even if I had plans I would easily reschedule them to help a dear friend" he said as Francine grew a very light blush on her cheeks that thankfully her daughter didn't notice.

"Well I shouldn't hold you two kids in any longer. You go and enjoy the mall but I want to see your new room at his house Hayley" Francine said as he smiled at her daughter.

"Are you sure? There is no rush right Hayley?" he asked as she shook her head.

"Yeah mom if dad is being an asshole we might as well keep you company" Hayley said as either way she got to spend time with Naruto.

"Yes I'll be fine, you two go and enjoy yourselves" Francine said as Hayley smiled and nodded, while Naruto heard a slight undertone of sadness and hoped she would be okay.

"Well, if you do need anything you have my number" he said as he gave Francine a hug, which she returned before she nodded.

"Do you need anything from the mall?" he asked as she shook her head.

"No, I'm fine" she said as she started to urge them out of the house.

"Okay, see you when I get back mom" Hayley said as he mother basically pushed them out of the house.

"Well, off to the mall I guess" he said as he shrugged his shoulders and opened his car door for her with a smile.

"I guess so" she said as she was a bit worried for her mom as she got in the car.

-Langley Falls Shopping Mall-

Naruto smiled as he walked around the mall with his arm over Hayley's shoulder.

They had been to several stores and got a lot of things for Hayley's new room after he repeatedly told her that he didn't mind paying for them. In the end she repeatedly gave in and went through with the purchases before the process started all over again at the very next store.

As they got closer to the food court Hayley paused for a second. "I kind of have to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back. Don't wander off or anything" she joked as he chuckled and gave a mock salute before she headed towards the closest restroom.

"Oh my, at the mall on a date with another girl? How do you think Lisa will react to this?" a familiar voice chimed out as he turned to see Lindsay in her familiar outfit that reminded him of a Catholic school girl.

He chuckled with a smirk as he saw her sucking on a red, white and blue Popsicle. "Well I'm helping out my neighbor buy some furniture since her father is being a jerk and basically took away her freedom in her room" he said as she smirked at him.

"Well that's very nice of you Naruto" she said as she purposely sucked on the tip of the Popsicle in a suggestive manner.

"Well what are you doing right now Lindsay all by your lonesome?" Naruto asked as she shook her head before pulling the Popsicle out of her mouth.

"I'm actually here with my friend Jewels, do you want to meet her?" she asked as he nodded. 'Now here's your true test Naruto, don't fail' Lindsay thought smirking mentally

"Sure, if she is a friend of yours she must be nice" he said as Lindsay smiled and waved over her friend.

Naruto's face didn't change any as a very tall and muscular girl with red hair in two pigtails walked over unintentionally stomping.

While she was walking over stores closed, people ran away, and he even saw Steve and his friends moved away as one of them even shouted "GODZILLA!"

"Hi, I'm Jewels" the girl said as she held out her hand.

"Why it is a pleasure to meet you Jewels" he said as he shook her hand and smiled at her. "Nice grip you got there. So how long have you and Lindsay known each other?" he asked as Lindsay watched Naruto and her childhood friend talk normally, surprising her, but she didn't show it.

Lindsay was beyond happy and shocked as the boy she had the largest crush on was treating Jewels like a regular person. She hadn't seen him cringe or anything. It seemed to him Jewels was any other acquaintance.

She smiled as Jewels went off to grab some food before she hugged onto his arm. "You are so sweet" she said as he rose an eyebrow at her.

"Why? What did I do?" he asked even though he already had an idea, he wasn't one of the top CIA agents for nothing, as she smiled at him even more.

"You treated Jewels like a normal girl, she's been teased and bullied due to her physical disability basically all her life" she said as he nodded.

"Of course I would, I hate people who judge others or just fall for others due to only their appearance. I believe how a person is and how their personality is matters more than anything to me" he said as Lindsay stared at him in amazement and hidden love.

"Do you think then you could help find someone for Jewels? I'll make it up to you with a date, I'm sure Lisa would understand since she knows Jewels" she said as she trailed her finger down his chest before blushing slightly at how rock hard his chest was.

"Oh I definitely have someone in mind." Naruto said with an evil smirk, while laughing evilly in his head while one boy in the mall felt a cold chill run down his back.

-Smith's House/Earlier-

"Hmm what's this? To me by Naruto Uzumaki? Wasn't that the blonde's name from earlier?" Roger thought out loud as Francine had said he had gotten a package that was addressed to her but had a note inside that said 'To: Roger'.

As he opened up the package he saw an assortment of clothes inside confusing him for a moment before he noticed a note that was inside of the clothes.

'Hello Roger. You are probably wondering 'Why all of the clothes?' or something like it.

Well I had a feeling that you were very cooped up at the Smith's residence after who knows how long, so I decided to give you some new clothes that I bought personally for you. I will have to drop by in the next few days to give you some more but this should be enough for now

Reason being is that I figured that you could use these assortment of clothes as a start before getting more that suits your interests to hide your appearance and be able to interact with modern society and go out and have the time of your life, because we all have one life and deserve to fulfill it to the fullest.

All I ask in return is for you to have fun and don't go too crazy to get yourself caught.

-Sincerely Naruto'

"O-ohhh, someone cares about me, someone actually cares about me. I will take your advice to heart Naruto. Thank you so much for this opportunity." Roger gasped, he could probably have a normal life now he stood up from his bed and cheered happily.

Naruto probably didn't realize this but Roger would take his advice to his very grave.

-Mall, Present Time-

"So how does tonight at seven sound? There's this nice family restaurant that I know of that I think Jewels might like" he said as Lindsay smiled.

"The one near the movie theater?" she asked as he nodded. "Great, I'll see you there" she said before she got on her tiptoes to quickly kiss him on the cheek before rushing off with a blush to hang out with Jewels.

Naruto decided to rest at a table in the food court before he realized his target was sitting not three tables away before he looked at the ladies restroom to see that Hayley still hadn't returned. 'I have time to do this before she gets back' he thought as he silently made his way over to Steve's table.

"Hey Steve, what'cha doing?" Naruto said as he snuck up behind Steve making him jump nearly out of his seat.

"N-Naruto, what do you want?" Steve asked still slightly afraid of the blonde considering he did throw him out a window.

"Well I kind of wanted to make up for the whole throwing you out the window thing and thought I'd be able to since I am having dinner with a friend of mine and she wanted someone to go out with her friend while we talk" he said as Steve rose an eyebrow.

"Is the friend hot?" he asked as Naruto smirked mentally as he nodded.

"Yeah, she is perfect for you" he said with a smirk as Steve grew a large smile. "It's at the family diner near the movie theater tonight at say seven, so don't be late" he said as Steve nodded excitedly before he noticed Hayley waving him over urgently as she held her phone to her ear.

"Hayley what's wrong? Is everything okay?" Naruto asked finally arriving to the table looking concerned.

"Listen to this" Hayley said as she held her phone up to his ear.

"H-He probably doesn't even find me attractive anymore" Francine said with a slur in her tone in between slight hiccups. "I mean I wore a see through dress and he just didn't even look at me" she cried out before her cry turned into a mix between a moan and a squeak as he heard a buzzer from what sounded like a washing machine go off.

"I can't even get off with this damn washing machine!" she whined as he pushed the phone away as he hoped that Hayley didn't hear that bit.

"I think I should get home, my mom sounds really drunk and I think she needs me there for her" she said with a frown as he nodded.

"Yeah, it would be best for you to be there for her. I'll probably drop by later to check on her and you" he said as she nodded and smiled at him.

"Thanks Naruto, I haven't seen my mom like this ever and I'm a bit worried" she said as they headed towards the exit of the mall.

"No problem at all Hayley, I hope she's okay though" he said with a frown before it turned into a smile. "Say, what is your mom's favorite comfort food? You know like what she eats to cheer herself up" he asked as they reached his car.

"She really likes muffins; any kind really like blueberry, chocolate, you name it. She especially likes the ones from this little coffee shop near our house I think" Hayley said as she got into the car after he opened her door for her.

"Well, we can go pick up some real fast for her, it'll be a sweet gesture to show that even if I can't be there to help she has my support" he said as Hayley smiled.

"That is really sweet of you Naruto" she said as he started the car.

"Well with everything that poor woman goes through because of Stan I feel she needs all the support she can get" he said with a frown as they exited the parking lot of the mall.

Before heading to Hayley's house they made sure to quickly drop by the coffee shop. To show he really was there for her he bought every muffin they had, which was around 20 or so before he drove Hayley home.

"Tell your mom I hope she feels better" he said as she nodded and set the box of assorted muffins down for a second before she dug through her pockets for her key.

"I will and even if your mall date got cut short I still had a great time and appreciate it" she said as he grew a smirk.

"Oh so this was a date?" he asked as he stroked her cheek softly, making her blush a bright shade of red. "So like any date shouldn't I kiss my date at the door?" he asked as she let out a soft squeak as she nodded slightly.

Naruto smiled as he slowly leaned down and kissed Hayley deeply as she wrapped her arms around his neck and returned the kiss, deepening it by sliding her tongue in his mouth.

He was about to move his hands down to her rear since she always asked for a spank during the last two times they made out when the door flung open to reveal Francine wobbling at the door frame with a glass of wine in her hand.

"Aww would you look at you two, making out with such love!" Francine said as she blushed as Hayley pulled away with a large blush.

"Mom! You need to stop drinking" Hayley said as she grabbed the wine glass from her mom, making her mom whine until she saw the muffins.

"Oh you got me muffins, you are such a sweetie!" Francine said with a squeal as she hugged Hayley, pressing her face into her bust that was slightly revealed as her dress strap was starting to slip.

"M-Mom!" Hayley squeaked out with a blush as she pulled away from her mom. "Naruto got you those since he has to go" she said as her mom finally let her go her and smiled at Naruto.

"Oh well aren't you a dear" she said as she moved to hug him and grabbed his head before she shoved it in between her large breasts as she smiled and pet his head.

Naruto held back a blush as he felt her soft breasts against his face and could see Hayley blushing bright red as she watched and tried to pull her mother off her sort-of-boyfriend.

"If I were single I would mount you so fast" she whispered to him before Hayley was finally able to get her mother to let go of him.

"Come on mom, let's get you to bed to sleep this off in case dad does come back and makes it up to you" Hayley said as she pulled her mom inside with one arm as she carried the box of muffins in the other.

Naruto waved to Hayley as she quickly shut the door just in time to stop him from seeing Francine as she was about to pull down her dress.

As he got back into his car he started to let out a laugh as he rested his head against the steering wheel. 'Damn Francine, you are too much' he thought as his laughter died down before he started the car up again since he still needed to get ready for his date with Lindsay.

'Oh Steve, I wonder how you will enjoy my little revenge' he thought as he drove back to his house, excited for the date and to see Steve's reactions to it all

-Hayley-

Hayley let out a sigh as she had finally gotten her mother to lay down and go to sleep and thankfully kept her from flashing Naruto. She was about to head to her room to pack up a few things that she wanted to bring over to Naruto's when she saw Steve standing in front of his mirror as he seemed to be talking to himself.

"She will fall for you, and then you can bring her home and get lucky" he said as she laughed loudly, making him jump and turn to face her.

"You have a date little brother?" she asked as she chuckled at him.

"Why yes I do, Naruto, a kid from school set me up with a friend of this girl he is getting together with to catch up with" Steve said with a lecherous grin as Hayley grew curious since she knew Naruto wasn't particularly fond of her brother.

"Okay then" she said in a wary tone before she pulled out her phone to text Naruto. She knew of the situation so she was a bit curious if this girl he was going out on a date with would be joining or not.

Plus she wanted to know if this was a prank or something on her brother since she doubted he would honestly set her perverted nerdy brother on a date.

She nearly choked in laughter as she read what Naruto said in the text with the reason behind it all, Steve was probably not paying attention because he was doing air thrust to the mirror, which caused her to gag in disgust.

"Well, be sure to knock her dead little bro" she said as she struggled to cover up her laughs before she left to go to her room 'I feel bad for you little bro, but at the same time I don't'.

-Restaurant-

Naruto smiled at Lindsay as she waved him and Steve over to their table.

"Where's my date since Lindsay is your friend?" Steve asked as he looked around before Naruto pointed to a girl that was sitting in a booth near Lindsay's table before Steve went pale.

""Hell no! I am not going on date with her!" Steve yelled before Naruto grabbed his shoulders and glared at him.

"Hey, listen here Steve, I don't know if it isn't obvious to you but majority of the girls at school think you are really creepy and gross if not stalker-ish so Lindsay, being the popular girl she is, might be able to spread word around school of how nice you are for spending time with Jewels. I'm not saying to make out with her if you don't want to but at least treat her like the person and girl she is. It'll help you out in the long run if you pull through the whole date" he said as Steve shivered from the intense glare Naruto sent at him.

"Plus if you make her cry I can promise you no girl will ever let you touch them due to them desperately avoiding you and the fact I will neuter you" he whispered out as Steve nodded before essentially running to the booth with Jewel.

"Oh Steve seems excited" Lindsay said as he pulled out her chair, which made her giggle.

"Well, what can you say he hasn't been out in a while and who knows, maybe he can be a sweet guy despite what everyone else says" he said as he sat down and smiled at Lindsay.

"So Lisa was okay with this little get together of ours?" Lindsay asked as he nodded with a smile.

"She was actually excited that I was getting close with her friends since she likes the idea of it" he said as he gave her a smirk before the waiter arrived to take their orders as Lindsay looked at him with a slight blush on her freckled cheeks at the suggestion he had dropped.

"So how are you and Lisa doing anyways?" Lindsay asked after she ordered her food. "Last I heard you two were pretty close" Lindsay said as she leaned over with a smirk, showing off her cleavage as she purposely had undid an extra button while getting ready earlier.

"Oh we are doing very well so far. We've been spending a lot of time together and she's loves trying out new things to make it even more interesting. All in all it's been pretty great so far" Naruto said as he took a sip of his drink while he felt Lindsay's leg brush up against his.

"So Lisa's adventurous? Never would have guessed that Lisa would be willing to let her boyfriend flirt with other girls" she teased as he smiled at her with a chuckle.

"Well you can say I bring it out in her but she actually encouraged me coming here tonight and get to know you better" he said with a smile as Lindsay grew curious.

She knew Naruto was a kind and sweet guy but to believe that Lisa was allowing this was a bit odd to her. 'Well, let's see how this actually goes' Lindsay thought with a smirk as she figured if Lisa was really okay with this then she could get some fun time with her crush.

Naruto smiled as he and Lindsay talked and flirted back and forth for an hour or so as they enjoyed their meal while Jewel started to throw herself at Steve.

"Get a room you two" Lindsay teased as she frowned at the time before she smiled as an idea formed in her head.

"Hey Naruto, can we maybe head over to your house to get some privacy?" Lindsay asked as she ran her finger down his bicep with a flirtatious grin.

"Hmm, right now isn't a good time since I have roommates that I think want to keep their privacy" he said with a slight frown. "But we can relax in my backyard if you want, there is a hot tub and bunch of other stuff we can relax with"

"Oh trying to see me in a bikini are we?" she teased as he chuckled and shook his head.

"Not my immediate intent but I can't say it doesn't interest me" he said as she giggled and nodded.

"Come on Jewels Naruto is taking us to his house in his car" Lindsay said as Jewel smiled and grabbed Steve and started to pull him out of the restaurant as Naruto paid for the bill.

"It's the orange car Jewels! Get into the back and be careful" he yelled out at them as he unlocked his car.

"So I finally get to see the inside of the hottest car in school?" she asked as he opened up her door for her with a smile.

"You could've always asked for a ride" he said as Lindsay smirked at him.

"And miss the pleasure of riding in it as your date for the first time? No thanks" she said with a giggle as he closed the door and chuckled.

"Is everyone buckled up" he asked as he held back a chuckle as Steve looked like he was about to pass out as Jewels held him tightly.

"All good over here" Lindsay said as she placed her hand on his thigh with a smile "though do you think you can drop by my house real quick to grab my swimsuit?" she asked as she rubbed his thigh softly.

"Sounds fine to me Lindsay just direct me to your house" he said as he started the car with a smile as he drove towards her house.

"So Lindsay, have you been enjoying yourself so far?" he asked as he took one hand off the steering wheel and slowly trailed it up her long legs before he got to her upper thigh and started to rub it, making her bite her lip softly.

"Oh definitely so" she said as she smirked at him and slid up her skirt to expose her white panties. She smiled up at him as he looked down at her panties, expecting his face to turn bright red before she held back a gasp as she looked down as she bit her lip.

"Well, I am glad you did" he said as he rubbed her over her panties gently before she looked at him. "Are you okay Lindsay? You look a little flushed" he teased as she gave him a playful pout.

"Jewels, do you need to pick up a bathing suit or something?" he asked as Jewels looked to Lindsay, who gave her a very slight shake of her head.

"I'm good, me and Steve can look around your backyard while you and Lindsay have fun" Jewels said as Lindsay smiled and let out a quick squeak as he face heated up in a dark blush as she felt his fingers rub and press against her bud before rubbing her lower lips in a way that sent a jolt up her spine.

She arched her back a bit as he continued to rub her womanhood until she let out a soft whine as he pulled his hand away. She tried to keep her waist pressed up against him but pouted as he moved his hand back to the steering wheel.

She frowned as he smirked at her before looking back to the road before she looked out the window with a large blush as she realized what had just happened to her. As it kicked in she quickly brought out her cell phone and started typing a text to Lisa.

'Lisa, I'm just checking in.

Naruto is taking me back to his house, well backyard of his house, and I have to make 100% sure on this. Are you seriously okay with this like he said of you letting him be with other girls? Because he kind of rubbed my pussy a bit after I sort of flashed my panties to him.

I was expecting him to just blush but god it felt good and I am kind of freaking out here cause I don't want to betray you" she typed as Naruto had pulled up to her house.

"We'll wait out here for you to grab your suit" he said with a smile as she nodded and got out of the car before quickly running upstairs before her phone chimed and she saw it was from Lisa.

'Hey Lind~

I'm glad you had a fun time, he can be really sweet and I bet he offered to let you use the hot tub.

You are such a sweet friend, but yes I am okay with this. Trust me, just have him explain his 'situation' to you and you will understand why.

And a little piece of advice, with Naruto if you try and start something he will finish. Not to say he would ever force himself on you but he is pretty immune to teasing. Also yeah, he's really good at that kind of stuff.

Have fun~' the text said as Lindsay blushed slightly.

She was a bit surprised as had basically been given the okay to fool around with her best friend's boyfriend and to 'have fun'.

"Lisa, I really hope you know what you are doing and this isn't some sick joke" Lindsay said to herself as she went into her dresser and grabbed her favorite bikini and changed into it before heading back to the car.

"All good?" Naruto asked as she nodded with a smile.

"Yeah all good, I have it on under my clothes" Lindsay said as she inched up her skirt again with a smirk she watched Naruto take a peek and smile.

"Nice bikini bottoms" he said as she smiled and got back in the car before looking at Jewels to see that she had her arms wrapped around Steve, in a suffocating kind of way.

"Aw you guys are so cute" she said with a smile as Steve grimaced and tried to wiggle out of her arms.

"If Steve plays his cards right he might get lucky" Jewels said as Steve grew green in the face making Naruto frown before he just kept driving.

"So," Lindsay said with a smile as she hiked up her skirt again to show off her bikini bottoms "Lisa said I should ask about some situation of yours."

Her smile turned to a pout as he didn't take her bait before smirking at her "I can explain once we get to my house" he said before he put his hand on her thigh and slid her skirt back down while he made sure to graze his hand against her. "You can be patient" he whispered to her as she blushed and bit her lip.

Naruto wasn't surprised that Lisa brought up his situation to Lindsay but considering he was planning to do it anyways so it didn't really do anything besides accelerate what he already had planned.

He smirked as pulled up to his house before opening up their doors for him as he parked in his driveway. Once Jewel got out he realized how quick Steve could run as he quickly ran to his back yard.

His backyard was a massive and lush with green grass as there was a lounge area around a fire pit with a large screen behind as he used that for outdoor movies. Closer to the house as a large hot tub that was currently covered up.

"Wow, not only is your house amazing but your backyard is amazing as well" Lindsay said as she looked around as Steve was going to the hot tub before Jewel picked him up.

"Naruto can we watch a movie?" Jewel asked as he smiled and nodded as he opened his screen door to grab a black tablet as he handed it to Jewel.

"That controls the projector and the movies it plays so have fun but don't blare the sound too much. Wouldn't want to disturb the neighbors" he said as Jewel grew a massive smile and nodded before pulling Steve towards the seats and browsing through various films before finding one that peaked her interests.

"Well Naruto, I don't see any trunks on you. Don't tell me you're going to go commando" she teased as he leaned towards her.

"You'd like that too much" he teased as she blushed a bit before he pointed to a small fenced area. "I have a changing room built in case I have guests over so I will be changing there but you can relax in there until I get back" he said as she shook her head.

"No, I'll wait" Lindsay said as she sat on top of the covered hot tub and gave him another look up her skirt.

Naruto chuckled as he walked over to his changing room shed before taking a glance over to Jewels and Steve.

Steve looked pretty uncomfortable sitting next to Jewels but Naruto could tell he was trying to keep his patience for the chance of bringing up his reputation at school. Well it wasn't going to be much with how low his reputation really is so he has quite a ways to go until any girl so far would even consider dating him much less looking at him. Slim chance mind you.

After he changed into his orange shorts that had a black chain pattern around his right thigh he headed back out to see that Lindsay had discarded her clothes to the side of the hot tub and was now clad in her bikini.

Her bikini was very small as the top was just two small dark red triangles that were just big enough to cover her nipples as the bottoms were essentially a red thong as her butt wasn't covered by anything but a thin string. All in all it left little to no imagination.

"You like Naruto?" she asked as she gave him a flirtatious grin and crossed her arms under her bust to make them bounce a bit.

"It looks great on you Lindsay, very fitting for a beauty like you" he said as she blushed and smiled as he uncovered the hot tub and started the jets and heated it up quickly.

After checking the hot tub for a bit to see if it had warmed up Naruto went inside and motioned Lindsay for her to join him.

She smiled at him as she tested the waters a bit and she smiled as it felt it perfect before she got deeper into the hot tub she felt totally relaxed with feeling all of her stress and worries just drift away.

"This feels perfect" she said as she scooted over to Naruto with a smile.

"Figured you would feel that way Lindsay, I always love to come out here to let these hot waters relax my sore muscles" he said as Lindsay smiled.

"And you relax with Lisa here?" she asked as he nodded with a smile.

"Occasionally though I always enjoy relaxing with a gorgeous girl" he whispered to her as she smiled and moved a bit closer.

"So, what is this situation Lisa spoke about to make her so willing to let me go on a date with you and not be mad when you basically almost made me cum in the car" she purred out as he chuckled and wrapped his arm around her.

"Well just know that I am not forcing you to go along with this, it is just the reasoning behind why Lisa is so relaxed about it" he said as she nodded before he started to explain everything to her.

Lindsay was about to call bull on the whole spirit deal until she saw the serious look in his eyes.

"I can show you Kurama later but I have told you everything and I mean every word of it" he said as Lindsay frowned.

"Who all are with you?" Lindsay asked as Naruto rubbed his chin.

"Well there's Lisa, Tiffany, Hayley who is Steve's older sister and then sort of Janet" he said as Lindsay crossed her arms in thought as she looked at him.

"And they all are fine with sharing you?" she asked as he nodded.

"Yes, I care for them all very dearly and show them all attention equally. Also I did not force any of them into it" he said before she smiled and moved to sit on his lap.

"Then I'm allowed to join and have some more fun with you?" she asked as she pressed her butt up against his lap before she squeaked as he wrapped his arms around her slim waist with a smile.

"Oh, that sounds perfect" he said as he rubbed her stomach and kissed her neck softly.

As they were enjoying themselves, Jewels and Steve were watching the a movie not noticing of what was going on over at the hot tub due to being engrossed in the movie, well Steve not as much as he just wanted to leave but couldn't because Jewels was holding him in place.

-Lime Start-

Naruto slowly moved his hands up towards her chest as he slid his hands under her top to squeeze the high B cup breasts, making her let out a soft moan.

"I know they aren't as big as some of the girls at school bu-" she said before she was cut off by Naruto turning her around so she faced him before kissing her deeply.

"The size doesn't matter at all Lindsay, let me show you why you're perfect just the way you are" he said as he started to softly squeeze her breasts making her moan softly. The feeling of his larger hands stroking and caressing her modest bust was a new and very pleasurable feeling for Lindsay.

Naruto then took Lindsay and turned her back around so her back was to him. He then pulled her so she was leaning against him as he wrapped his arms back around her slender waist. He smiled as she slowly started breathing faster and she gently started rocking on him which with her very revealing swimsuit caused her tight ass to rub against his midsection.

This had a very positive effect on Naruto as it caused his manhood to slowly grow more and more erect as the feeling of her wiggling in his lap continued. Not wanting to be the only one feeling vulnerable at this moment he began to run his hands on her flat stomach, running his fingers around the rim of the bottom of her swimsuit.

Lindsay started to blush more and more when feeling his growing erection rubbing against her lower region that she can only imagine what it looks like. By each pass when rubbing against him, she was starting to get more turned on by how large it felt to her.

"Tell me Lindsay. I notice you like to tease some guys around school but have you ever done anything with a male before?" Naruto asked as he leaned down so his mouth is right against her ear and she could feel his warm breath tickle her ear as his hands kept dancing around the thin layer of cloth separating his large hands from her womanhood.

"N-No, I haven't. I-I just do that so I can feel a bit of the rush" Lindsay said as he started to nibble on her ear making her let out a soft squeak from the new sensations she was experiencing.

"Oh so you never had a man touch you like this. Well I am truly honored to be able to pleasure such a beauty like you." Naruto told her as he started to kiss on her neck while he took his hand and slid just the tip of his fingers into her swimsuit.

He smiled as his fingers stroked right where her pubic hair is located and he could feel that there was some there but it is cut down very close to the skin. He gently took his fingertips and started to pet the low cut hair of her untouched maidenhood as she shivered from the sensation.

A quivering moan came from Lindsay's lips as she feels someone touch a place on her body she never touched before. She always thought boys didn't like pubic hair since the few pornos she had seen the girls were always cleanly shaven but the way Naruto was running his fingers through hers made her start to think that it was the wrong idea.

He was treating her 'kitty cat' up to its namesake and petting her over and over almost making her purr. Her thought process of how good all of this was feeling for her was broken as she realized she had been letting out some loud moans.

She quickly opened her eyes which she didn't even know she closed to see that Jewel and Steve didn't hear her. She would have died of embarrassment if her childhood friend heard her moaning like this and she would have to literally, not figuratively, kill Steve for hearing her in this state.

"Did my little beauty get nervous that her friend heard her enjoying the pleasure a man was giving her," Naruto whispered to her with a grin as he quickly took his hand and moved it down through her pubic hair right over to her hooded clit that even though it was covered the stimulation she has been undergoing had slowly been changing that. Which now he was running his fingers stroking it directly causing Lindsay to take a deep gasp at feeling for the first time someone other than her touching her womanhood in such a way.

"It seems that a lovely beauty like you seems to love playing in public. Does it excite you that you could be caught at any moment with what you have done in the past?" Naruto had questioned as her skin tingled from the accusation before she felt her shift around as she realized that she was now facing the outdoor movie screen with Jewel's and Steve's backs facing towards them.

"N-Naruto...They could see us at any moment." Lindsay said weakly in protest but the way she continued to thrust her hips into his fingers said the exact opposite.

She enjoyed teasing others because she knew she was attractive and got a level of enjoyment from seeing others flustered even though up until this point she never had any plan on acting on those flirtatious moments. But now that she was the one being teased she had to admit to herself that she was loving it.

"Now my little kitten, let's see what else we can do without getting caught" Naruto said as he slowly ran his fingers going lower and lower till he was running his fingers on her lower lips. As he continued to rub her he knew all the wetness on them was not because of the water due to how sticky it was as he stroked her.

He enjoyed seeing her trying to hold in her moans so the others wouldn't hear her enjoying what he was doing to her. He wanted to do more and see how far he can push this little flirt until she was putty in his hands.

Naruto then took her and lifted her off his lap and saw her look back at him with blinding lust and desire in her eyes almost begging for her to take her seat again. She wasn't ready as he took her to the end of the hot tub facing the other two having his date in the yard and bend her over the rim making her ass stick up in the air while she looked back at him with widened eyes from the shock of the positions she was now in.

Naruto then moved closer to her and ran his hands up her legs and over her ass which her rosebud was barely covered by the thin string of her swimsuit and he ran his hand over her suit until he was rubbing her growing tender folds through her suit.

"I want to show you how much fun it is to be the one being teased but don't worry I will reward you if you do as I say," Naruto said as he leaned up to her and put his mouth against her ear. "If my little beauty here pulls down those pesky bottoms you have on, right now while bent over I will be sure to reward you. Just think you would be facing those two as you reveal your beautiful rear to me and they would be none the wiser as I … re-wa-rd you." he told her as his lips moved against her ear while he was applying more and more force onto her increasingly aching pussy through her suit.

Lindsay's mind was running a mile a minute thinking about that this man has just said to her. He wants her to reveal herself which that in it of itself would be major, no he also want her to do it right here outside with her BF and her pervy date only a stone's throw away. That idea seems like the kind you would dismiss right then and there but the feeling of him stroking her through her swimsuit felt so good but not as good as when he was touching her directly. If she did what he said he said he would reward her and she can only imagine what it might do. And to be honest the idea of being pleasured with the risk of being caught was making her far more turned on then she ever really thought something so pervy could do to her.

Lindsay didn't have to think much as she slowly reached up to her hips and pulled down her swimsuit bottom. She let a soft moan out as she felt the slight cold air compared to the heat of the hot tub run across her bare bottom half and then bent back over the tub and presented herself to Naruto as he just made her do something she never thought she would ever do.

All while she did this her eyes never left the other two in the yard knowing they could turn around any second and see her with her bare ass waving in the air.

"Hmm, such a good girl. Just for that I think I'll give you the reward" Naruto said as he bent down so he could face her ass to get a better look at her. He couldn't help but chuckle when he saw a few freckle marks on her bare bottom and around her rosebud. He found it adorable as he had also saw some freckles spotted across her chest and breasts.

He stopped admiring her cute 'bubble butt' as he brought his hands towards her tight butt cheeks and started massaging them and occasionally squeezing them, getting Lindsay to moan as she had to bite onto one of her fingers to try and quiet herself which if anyone saw would think the sight to be very erotic.

As he continued he took one of his hands off of her butt cheeks and brought his hand to her lower lips and started caressing them as he got closer to them, his hot breath reaching the folds, making her squirm and spasm as he ran his fingers, softly grazing her now moistened lips.

He felt himself harden up as the smell of her juices filled his nose and he found he loved the scent of her as he couldn't help but think she smelled like jasmine. He then took his fingers and ran them from one end of her womanhood to the other but didn't stop and kept going till he also ran his slightly glistening fingers over her twitching rosebud, causing her shoot her head up as a whimper escapes her lips making her almost break the skin of her finger with the sudden jolt of her head.

As he figured he had teased her enough Naruto slowly took two fingers and slowly slid them into her and felt her virgin body tighten around his fingers. He was able to fit a good bit of his fingers inside of her until he hit her barrier and decided he wasn't going to break before he ran his fingers on it before he started to pump his fingers in and out of her massaging every inch of her insides he could touch.

The new piston movement taking place inside of Lindsay was godly to her. It was something she had never felt even during those lonely nights when she would use her little pink friend she had hidden under her bed but it never felt this good.

All of the feelings from the his fingers wiggling around and stroking all her insides, the heat his fingers gave off, the knowing of the person doing this was doing it to give her pleasure felt so unreal. It was also increased due to the fact she was now panting while looking at her best friend on a date as she was getting fingered to the point of her wanting to burst in this hot tube made her want it even more.

Naruto was loving the feeling of her insides wrapped around his fingers. He then noticed her tight ass spasming slightly at him and he decided to have some more fun with her. So with his still wet hands from both the tub and her now overflowing pussy, he took his thumb and ran it over her asshole. He felt her jump and squeak but she didn't move from her spot despite her shaking like a leaf. He grinned and slowly pushed his thumb in.

He smirked as he saw her tilt her head back and seemed like she was about to give out a pleasure filled scream before he put two of his fingers from his other hand in her mouth and run them on her tongue to keep her quiet.

Lindsay's old habit kicked in as she was in her drunken lust filled phase as she started to suck on his fingers seeming like she was nursing and she couldn't get enough of tasting herself. She ran her tongue all over his fingers as he could feel her moaning against his fingers as he kept thrusting inside both her holes with his fingers and even made his fingers rub against each other inside of her. She wasn't even supporting herself anymore as her legs had gone limp and she was only up from leaning on the tub.

"Oh looks like you really do like sucking on things as you are being made to cum. Look at how much you are enjoying feeling my fingers in your mouth. It is almost like you wish it was something else filling your mouth. Maybe the same thing that you want to fill these holes my fingers are currently in right now?" Naruto asked as he felt her start to suck with more intensity as she also started to throw her ass back against his hand. He guessed she wouldn't last much long from the spasms inside her pussy and ass were anything to go by.

Lindsay was at the end of her rope and couldn't take it anymore as she was about to release for the very first time in her life. She never could get this far with what toys she had back home in her room and was going to remember this experience for as long as she lived with what her newly, realized fetish.

Naruto, knowing her release was coming, got ready but he wanted to do something to the tease conic sucker before she finished. He smirked as he took his fingers and gripped her tongue before using them to pull her tongue out of her mouth. He smiled as he used his fingers to hold her tongue out of her mouth and massage it as she drooled on herself with her eyes twitching from the pleasure and the taste of him that she was starting to get addicted to.

She couldn't take it anymore as she was in a very pervy pose with all her holes being toyed and played with by this man as she felt her pleasure rising to a point where she felt like she was going to piss herself. She loved him toying with her tongue, playing with her pussy, and even playing with her ass.

As a few more seconds passed she met her breaking point. And thankfully due to him holding her tongue she was kept from letting out an incredibly loud moan and scream as she spasmed and came all over herself and his hands. It felt like her body clamped down on everything he put inside of her to keep them from leaving as she climaxed. Even as she came it was an incredible show she squirted out with her pussy twitching as the juices poured out of her in a stream between her legs and down Naruto's arms but they didn't stop him from pumping in her until her orgasm finished.

-Lime End-

After she had stopped he brought her back down into the hot tub to steady herself and he had let her lean into him so that she could relax from her first time experience of cumming.

Her mind was in a total daze as she felt that her sexual high was never going to drop. Naruto turned her head over as he kissed her deeply, giving her another taste of him so that her sexual high could stay active just a little bit longer.

The two had rested until the movie came to an end. At that time, Lindsay was starting to come to her senses as she remembering every feeling she had experienced earlier and couldn't help but blush. Thankfully Naruto had slipped her bikini bottoms back up as she exited the hot tub.

While Naruto got changed, Lindsay started to down several bottles of water to rehydrate herself after being in the hot tub for so long and from her climax earlier. She had dried herself off and put back on her clothes by the time that Naruto exited his changing room.

As the date was officially over Naruto helped the girls into his car and once Jewels and Lindsay were in Steve quickly ran out of the backyard and back to his home in relief after getting away from Jewels.

He hoped that this would score him points with the ladies at school but Naruto knew he still had a long way to go.

Naruto had taken Jewels home first, with Lindsay's directions, and she had thanked Naruto for the ride and for the date with Steve before she headed back inside for the night.

Once at Lindsay's place, Naruto had to help support her to her doorway since her legs were still out of it from what happened earlier.

"I've had a really great time tonight Naruto. I've really got to thank Lisa for this opportunity and I'll let her know on what I think on all of this with possibly joining" she said as she went up and kissed Naruto on the lips before slipping in her tongue into his mouth, loving the taste of him.

After a few minutes of their deep kiss, Lindsay broke away and entered her home before giving Naruto a flirty wink.

Naruto smiled as he went back to his car and hoped that her parents weren't angry at him for bringing her home so late as it was a little past midnight, thankfully today was only Saturday.

He felt his phone buzz as he pulled it from his pocket to see it was Hayley as he answered it. "Hey Hayley, how's your mother doing?" he asked as he frowned at the silence on the other end. "Hayley, what's wrong?"

"My dad did something stupid again and we, well I, need your help really badly" she said with a worried tone in her voice.

"Of course Hayley, I'll come over right now" he said as she let out a relieved sigh.

"Thanks, this is really bothersome. Thank you so much, I honestly feel like you are the only one I can rely on" she said as he chuckled.

"That's what I strive for Hayley" he said as he started his car

"I'll let you know what's going on once you get over here since it is really confusing. See you when you get here" she said as she hung up.

He grew a bit curious and worried about what happened to Francine. He hoped it wasn't anything serious but with Stan as the cause of literally anything could have happened with that man's stupidity. 'Well it can't be that bad' he thought as he drove off to the Smith's household.

-Smith's House-

'Well, I was half right' he thought as he pinched the bridge of his nose as Hayley told him what had happened to Francine.

"Wait? Why are you here? Why did you all let him in?" Stan asked as he pointed at Naruto as Roger wasn't even trying to hide.

"Relax Stan, he met me earlier today and he didn't freak out at all. Hell he gave me all of these nice clothes to help me hide in public. Oh thanks by the way Naruto" Roger said as he twirled around in some casual male clothes with even a black wig.

"What do you mean he knows of you? This is serious trouble" Stan said while freaking out as Naruto groaned.

"Relax Stan, maybe worry about the wife you mind-wiped into a teenager!" Naruto yelled as he narrowed his eyes at Stan before he looked down at Francine as she slept on the couch.

"It's not my fault, I just tried to keep her from getting mad at me" Stan said as Hayley held his hand to keep him from punching Stan.

"It was your fault for being an idiot and forgetting your anniversary again and then deciding to mind-wipe her instead of owning up to your actions!" he yelled as Stan took a step back before Naruto ran his hand through his hair.

"Okay, so she believes she is a teen again so we need to get her into her old house or apartment back then until her mind goes back to normal. If you can give me a few hours I can get this settled" he said as Stan rose an eyebrow at him.

"Oh...And you have the ability to do so?" Stan asked not really believing that the blonde man in front of him could do any help.

"I know people that owe me some favors. I can get everything set up if you give me at max, two hours" he said as he pulled out his phone and dialed a number before resting it against his shoulder. "Hayley, help me get Francine to my car and we can drive her old apartment"

"Wait, I'm not going to let you take my wife without me allowing it" Stan said before he backed away from the furious look in the blonde kid's eyes.

"You caused this so if you want her to go back to normal, I suggest backing off and letting someone who is a friend of Francine worry about getting her back to normal" he said before turning to his phone as Roger opened the door while he held Francine's feet while Hayley got her torso.

Once at the car Naruto opened up his backdoor to properly put Francine in. As this was going on he had dialed his phone and waited for the other person to pick up. "Hello, I need a little favor" he said as he and Hayley carefully laid Francine in his back seat. "Yeah I know I will owe you again just after I repaid you but this is for a friend of mine after her husband wiped the last 20 years of her memory away" he said as he nodded. "Yes I'm serious, her husband is that stupid" he said as the person on the other end let out a loud laugh.

"That's fine, just get me the apartment of one Francine Ling-Smith back when she was 20 years younger. Take the money out of my account to put the person living there in a proper hotel until this blows over. Not like one of those cockroach motels like you did last time you ass" he said as he let out a sigh of relief.

"Thank you so much. We will need it cleared out by the morning since she won't be able to stay asleep for very long." he said before he hung up the phone.

"Come on Hayley, we need to get moving" he said as she nodded and got into his car. "Hey Roger, I'm sorry I couldn't stay long but I will be back later in the week as I have some more clothes for you" he said as Roger smiled and nodded.

"Thanks again Naruto" Roger said as he waved them while they pulled out of the driveway.

"Do you think she will be able to remember herself or anything from the last twenty years?" Hayley asked as they drove away from her home.

"I don't know for sure, there are several cases of memory loss of the patients getting back their memories after having a specific trigger to cause it but with CIA technology being the cause of the memory loss it might be a bit more suppressed" he said as he sighed. "But we can have hope, your mom is a strong woman after all."

"Yeah, let's just get her to the apartment and hopefully this doesn't take too long" Hayley said as he nodded and continued to drive towards their destination.

-West Langley Falls Apartments, Morning-

Naruto let out a tired sigh as they had finished getting the apartment to somewhat standard conditions of a teenage girl back in the 80's and of course both Hayley and Naruto didn't know what teenage Francine was into back then so they just plastered the walls with everything 80's related from music bands, films, the works.

They even had to dress Francine up in 80's attire of clothing from a loose midriff pink t-shirt, skin tight-violet pants, a gaudy white belt and white high heeled shoes. With her hair they didn't know what she had as a teenager so they just frizzled her hair up to make it appear to be bed hair. As with accessories they just gave her some loose bracelets and a pendant Hayley had on her.

Of course Hayley was the one that actually changed her as he had just gathered the clothes for her.

"So you will have to be her roommate to keep an eye on her" he said as Hayley nodded and sat on the recliner as he nodded. "Then what are you going to be?" she asked as he chuckled and leaned close to her.

She smiled as he kissed her softly "I'm going to be your boyfriend that crashes with you guys" he said as Hayley giggled and was about to say something until they both heard Francine waking up.

"Who are you two?" she asked with a yawn as Hayley stood up with a worried look.

"Uh, hi. I'm your new roommate, Hayley and this is my boyfriend Naruto." Hayley said as Naruto waved at her.

"Wow, you're really hot you know that?" Francine said as Naruto widened his eyes a bit before Francine sauntered over to him and trailed her finger down his chest until Hayley pulled him back.

"Hmm, I must have blacked out from last night's rager, can't seem to remember a thing." Francine said as she continued to look at him with a bit of drool coming out of her lips

"Wait a second, you party?" Hayley surprisingly asked. This was totally new to learn of her mom was a partier.

"Totally. Wow I need to shower" Francine said as she smelled herself before frowning. "You wanna join me hot stuff?" she asked as he chuckled and shook his head before she went off into the bathroom. "Well too bad, would have had some fun. Maybe later when your girl calms down, a threesome can be fun" she said as she closed the door

"Great Grizzly Adams! Who fired the gardener?" Francine yelled from the bathroom as Hayley buried her face as Naruto chuckled

"Unbelievable. How the hell did she ever hook up with a stiff like dad?" Hayley asked as she sat down on the couch before he sat next to her and wrapped his arm over her shoulder with a shrug.

"Don't know for sure, maybe your dad could shed some light on that tidbit" Naruto added in. "For now I don't know what to do without a bit more info. I could look up things on her past to help out the process but it'd feel a bit weird, stalker-ish weird." Naruto said as Hayley nodded as she understood.

-Afternoon, Open Road-

Naruto sighed as he and Hayley hadn't gotten much sleep due to Francine's situation while he, Hayley and Francine were currently driving through a backroad as they were following Stan's somewhat worrisome plan

"Hey, old lady! PARTY!" Francine yelled as she stood up in his car before he sped off past the light.

"Wow, learning more than I ever wanted to know" Hayley muttered as they continued their drive as she sat next to Naruto.

"Hmm, you say something?" Francine asked to her new 'roommate' as she relaxed in this ride she had described as 'bitchin' when she first saw it.

"No, nothing Francine. Nothing at all." Hayley said before the earpiece hidden in her ear went off.

"This is Upstanding Conservative to Dirty Liberal. Drop Point Ahead." Stan said to Hayley over her headpiece as she shook her head on what her 'codename' is she had gotten from her dad.

Hayley shook her head, ignoring her dad as she tapped Naruto's shoulder to let him know the supposed designated drop point was coming.

When the two had heard from Stan on how he had met Francine the first time and winning her over, they had to shake their heads in disbelief. It was basically that Stan met Francine while she was hitchhiking when he picked her up. While they drove he accidently ran over a raccoon, and put it out of its misery by killing it by shooting it in the face.

It seemed Francine back then was a bit messed up for how she ended up with Stan all because of that moment but they knew she was different compared to how she was as a mother.

Of course they had to recreate the moment on how Francine met Stan and fell for him to hopefully trigger her memories to come back so they had little to no choice in the matter so they had to comply, even though Naruto doubted it would actually work.

"Hey, Francine. Mind if you check the back tire? I think the car is running kind of low, could be a flat." Hayley said as they slowed to a stop

"Yeah sure, just pull on over" Francine said as she hopped out through the passenger window. Once she was out Naruto had stepped on the gas and left Francine in the dust.

"What the hell? You crazy bastard! I love you! You got me!" Francine screamed to Naruto as he drove his car to the distance.

Naruto felt horrible for ditching Francine as she was his friend and the mother of a love interest of his. He looked over to Hayley and she was probably feeling the same way in a sense with what they had done as they continued down the road until they were out of sight.

"She'll be fine, we can follow Stan in case something goes wrong and we can pick her up again if she runs off" he said as Hayley nodded before they pulled over.

And boy was he grateful that they stayed behind as Stan had ruined his plan by missing the raccoon. Sure he did go out of his car like planned to see if it was dead but it was still alive and to make matters worse Stan tried to kill the innocent creature that it proceeded to get into a massive and destructive chase that ended in an explosion. Surprisingly the raccoon survived by god knows how.

"I swear he's an idiot, don't know if he'll give me an aneurysm one day with his stupidity" he said out loud as he drove to catch up with Francine who laughed as she got back into the backseat.

"You totally got me you two!" she said with a laugh as she jumped into the car "That was a really good one but you have to watch out there are some crazy people out here" she said as she told them of the chase with Stan again.

"Yeah we noticed. I am so sorry on all that, Hayley wanted to josh with you for a moment there before coming right back for ya. Didn't realize that it was a mistake. I'm very glad you are safe though" he said with a frown as they drove back to the apartment.

Unknown to the two, Francine had been touched by Naruto's worry and was feeling something she never felt before. It felt like she had found something she had been missing but she couldn't put her finger on it. All she could say about it was that she did not want to ever let it go.

-Apartment-

Naruto laid down on the couch in the living room with a sigh as Hayley laid on his chest while Francine was blaring music in her room while they could smell pot being smoked in her room.

"Your mom is really intense" he said with a chuckle as Hayley nodded and chuckled at him.

"Yeah tell me about it. It kind of sucks that all this happened, I kind of wanted to spend some alone time with you" Hayley said as she kissed him softly while he placed his hands on her back and slowly moved them to make her feel better.

He smiled as he kissed her back "Well we can always relax while Francine is busy" he said as he leaned in for another kiss

"Room for one more?" a voice said behind them causing the two to let out a yelp and fall off the couch.

After realizing how they fell with Naruto on top of Hayley and one of his hands were on her breast, accidently giving it a squeeze that made Hayley bite her lip before he quickly got up from her, not knowing that Hayley wanted more of it.

When looking behind them they saw Francine in just her underwear with one of her bra straps hanging loosely. It gave Naruto a better look of Francine underneath her clothes of having a clearer view of her supple body of her E cup breasts, long toned legs, slim waist and if she had turned around her firm ass.

"Mo-Francine, what are you doing? Put some clothes back on!" Hayley stuttered seeing her mother dressed like this and being so revealing to her 'fake' boyfriend. Hell she didn't even know of Francine back then being so loose.

"Oh I just wanted to say hi, high get it?" she said with a giggle before she smiled down at them "Also wanted to get some air after that nice joint. Hmm also wanted to do this" Francine said in her high state as her smile grew a bit bigger.

"Do wha-" Naruto said before he was interrupted when Francine pulled him in for a very deep kiss as she snaked her tongue into his mouth and grabbed his hand and pressed it against her breast.

Hayley was frozen in shock of seeing this happening, her mother kissing her love interest as it had shut down her mind for a bit before it started back up again.

"Wha-What are you doing to my boyfriend?" Hayley said as she separated the two from the kiss, leaving a long saliva thread from their mouths as Francine's breast had been pulled out from Hayley pulling Naruto away.

"I just wanted to say thanks for earlier and give my appreciation" Francine said as Hayley quickly pulled the bra strap back up, covering her mom's breast before the dazed Naruto could see it.

"Oh, seems that you wanted that appreciation as well. Well there is room for one more" Francine said as she pulled Hayley into a kiss as well leaving her in shock and when Naruto got out of his shocked state he came onto a very very hot site of Francine and a madly blushing Hayley kissing, causing Naruto's mind to shut back down again with the image burnt into his head.

"Hmmm, seems he passed back out but someone is awake" Francine said with a giggle as she broke the kiss with a saliva trail. She then walked over to Naruto and poked the tent raising from his pants.

"Stop it! He's my boyfriend s-so I'll deal with it" Hayley yelled as she quickly left the daze she had been in from her mother's kiss before she pushed her mom back into her room and stared at Naruto as he was still passed out standing up.

"W-Well I am going to join his group so I maybe should make it official" Hayley muttered out as she walked over to him and made him sit down on the couch as she stared at the bulge in his pants and gathered her nerves as she pulled his pants down.

-Lime Start-

Hayley stared in shock as she saw the foot long member in front of her as it had somewhat hit her in the face after she had pulled down his boxers. "Ho-Holy fuck, he's huge" Hayley wondered out loud as she wrapped both of her hands around it on top of each other and found that even then half of it was still visible.

She steeled her nerves as she licked it around the tip of it and moaned as she licked up the precum that was collecting at the top and found how delicious it tasted to her. She slowly stuck more and more of it deeper into her mouth as she grew thankful that she had trained away her gag reflex before she swallowed 10 inches of it in her mouth before tears built up in her eyes from her not being able to breath.

As she pulled out back she shivered from the intense feeling it gave her. She smiled as she started to lick it from base to tip until it was entirely covered in her saliva before she shoved it back into her mouth.

After a few seconds she got used to it as she started to bob her head back and forth, licking every inch that she could as it went in and out of her mouth. 'Oh god it takes up my whole throat' Hayley thought as she slide her hand under her pants and underwear as she started to shove two of her fingers into her dripping wet pussy.

'I can't wait until this massive dick screws my brains out' she thought as she started to bob her head faster while she shoved her fingers deeper in her as she was now sopping wet from the thoughts of him having sex with her was driving her crazy.

Unknown to Hayley, Francine's door was cracked open as she watched her 'roommate' blow her boyfriend's massive dick that was a whole foot long. 'God, she is so lucky! I want a taste of that' Francine thought as she fingered her own pussy like her roommate was as well as she had caused a puddle to form under her from how wet she actually was.

Hayley let out a moan while his dick was still in her mouth as her fingers had hit her G-spot as well as the dick in her mouth had started to throb. 'Please cum, I want a taste so badly' she thought as started to suck even faster and harder on it while she made sure to swallow all 12 inches of it, causing her eyes to roll back a bit.

She kept at it until she heard Naruto groan a bit before she was surprised as he suddenly came, causing cum to shoot down her throat and fill up her mouth as she struggled to swallow it faster than it was shooting out and filling up her mouth.

The sensation of him filling up her stomach caused her to have a breathtaking orgasm as her juices sprayed all over her pants and panties before after a minute or so he had stopped cumming.

She let his dick pop out of her mouth as her stomach was entirely full from his salty and sweet cum as she licked up any remains from his tip before he started to stir and wake up before she quickly moved to next to him but before she could put his dick away he had woken up.

-Lime End-

"Oh man, what hit me? All I remember was something really incredible had happened and then nothing" Naruto muttered with a daze as he turned to see Hayley right next to him.

"Well you could probably thank Francine for that with her doing something that I don't want to talk about right now that got you to black out" Hayley said hoping that Naruto wouldn't remember a thing on what he saw.

"Oh well I guess so" Naruto said as he stood up and felt a slight chill in his lower region and looked down and saw his penis was hanging out with some saliva dripping off of it and some small traces of his cum.

"Uh, Hayley. Why is my penis out?" Naruto wearily asked since he was confused of what happened during his blackout.

"W-Well, the thing that caused Francine to make you to black out, well it left you very erect and I needed to fix it before Francine tried. So I ended up sucking it" she said nervously before she blushed and wiped her mouth as a bit of cum leaked out.

"Oh. OH! Ah well ah thank you Hayley, I guess. I ah, I'm going to head out now and check on things later so bye" Naruto said as he tucked in his penis and zipped up his pants before he left the apartment.

Hayley looked down in shame as she frowned at the floor 'He is probably upset that I took advantage of him and did such a thing. He probably hates me' she thought as she wiped her tears that slowly poured out of her eyes before she decided to change her clothes due to how wet they were.

Naruto let out a sigh as he leaned against the door. He was confused by what just happened. He never experienced anything like that before. He didn't know what to do to get things cleared up with her since this was something that was out of their control. It wasn't like he hated her anything since it wasn't like she raped him or anything, if anything it surprised him since he thought Hayley had wanted to take things slow.

'I need to take a breath and calm down after I come back tomorrow since Tiffany is still coming home later tonight' he thought as he ran his hand through his hair and headed to his car while numerous thoughts ran through his head.

Still unknown to the two, Francine had seen the whole thing of what happened after she had came from watching the two and she had seen the entire act that she wished she had experienced that instead of her 'roommate'.

She felt horrible for what happened to them both of Hayley taking slight advantage of her boyfriend and Naruto freaking out a bit because of it. She hoped things would be okay between the two and maybe apologize to them both when things are in a better mood.

Of course for now she probably needs to take a cold shower to cool herself off and clean up all the juices that had covered a corner of her door, door frame and the floor around it.

-Several Hours Later-

After a few hours and hearing from Tiffany that she was staying at her friend's house to catch up since she had just returned to Langley Falls, Naruto had come back to the apartment to check up on things and to apologize to Hayley for leaving like that and leaving it as awkward as it was.

When he entered the apartment he frowned as it was being trashed with bottles of beer everywhere with a lot of complete strangers running around. He didn't pay much attention to his surroundings as he pushed his way through the people that crowded the living room until he found the one person he wanted to talk to.

"N-Naruto, what are you doing back here?" Hayley asked as she was going around the apartment, picking up empty beer bottles before she ran into her crush.

"Well I needed to come back here and check on Francine and see how she is doing." Naruto said with a nervous cough as Hayley looked away from him.

"I also wanted to come back to talk to you of what happened earlier and sorry on how I acted before I left. Sorry if I gave the impression if I was mad at you or anything of the sort. I-I just never experienced anything like that of that kind of situation before and it threw me off badly. Normally I'm the one being in the lead" he said as Hayley still looked away in shame.

"But I took advantage of you Naruto! Shouldn't you be mad or something?" she asked as he awkwardly chuckled.

"Hayley, you already know I care for you a lot and I know you feel the same. We have made out several times and you know of my situation, I sort of already consider you in the group at least halfway so there isn't much to apologize for" he said as he kissed her softly as she wrapped her arms around his neck with a smile while she let out a few tears that were building up.

"So can we move past all this please? I don't want this to hinder our relationship as it already has been. Besides I really hate to see you like this." he said as he stroked her cheek softly "Now where is that beautiful smile that got me to fall for you?" Naruto asked as Hayley giggled a little before she started to smile.

"There it is." he said as he trailed kisses on her neck that made her giggle more and smile.

"So off topic but what in the world happened here?" Naruto asked as he looked around and saw the damaged apartment that was going to be a pain to fix before the original renter came back.

"Sorry, but Francine decided to throw a rager" she said before Naruto pulled her away as a football had flew right past her hitting the wall behind her.

"Phew, close one" Naruto said as he frowned as he looked to see who had thrown it.

"Party foul! Consume!" Francine said before she spotted Naruto and Hayley together.

"Oh hey Naruto, Hayley!" Francine said giggling as she walked over to them before she kind of looked nervous. "Are you two all better now? I heard a bit of a fight earlier today and was a bit worried" she said as the two of them blushed, wondering how much she actually heard.

"Yeah, we're fine now. It was just a misunderstanding" he said as Hayley smiled and kissed his cheek again.

"Groovy! I'm going to get a beer" Francine said as she quickly went back to her party mood.

"Well at least she didn't hear it all" he whispered to her as Hayley grew darker red before they moved over to the couch to relax.

Things calmed down a bit before an hour or so later the door flung open as Stan walked through with an annoyed look.

"Hayley, where is your mother?" Stan asked, not caring for the door he nearly broke off its hinges.

"Last time I saw her, she was in the kitchen serving up body shots." Hayley said as she sighed remembering how she tried to give one to Naruto.

"What a hostess." Stan said as the three of them headed towards the kitchen and looked around until they frowned.

"She's not here" Naruto said as he couldn't see Francine anywhere and with the way she acted it normally wasn't hard to miss her.

"There's a note in frosting on the fridge" Stan said as he started to read it.

'Hayley-

Me and Jeff went to Burning Man together. ROCK ON!

-Francine'

"Wait, when did Jeff show up in the first place? Hayley said

"Don't know, he could have snuck in while you weren't looking earlier." Naruto said with a chuckle as he leaned down to her. "We were making out pretty hard on the couch before Stan arrived" he told her as she gave his arm a playful slap.

"Well anyways," he said as he frowned at the note "we should get going then before they get too far" he said as he and Hayley headed towards the door.

"Where do you think you're going Naruto?" Stan asked as he grabbed Naruto's shoulder

"I don't know, Burning Man to actually try for find Francine and besides what are you doing here in the first place Stan?" Naruto said

"Well I think I have a better way to get her memories back" Stan said as Naruto rolled his eyes.

"Right like of what you did earlier with trying to kill a raccoon. Yeah like that would work." Naruto said as he figured Francine must have been on some drug back then since that 'mercy killing' would never have worked

"This time is different, I just know how I can snap her out of all of this." Stan said as he started to pull them to the door

"Whatever but if anything goes wrong it's all on you, not me" Naruto said

-Hours Later-

Naruto and Hayley groaned as they were riding in the backseat of Stan's car because of how they were so tired from all this mess and Stan still felt responsible for what happened.

Stan had ended up driving all the way to Burning Man after running back to the Smith's residence to gather a few things for the trip.

In the backseat, Hayley was slightly dozing off as she leaned against Naruto's chest as he kissed the top of her head.

"The Sandman's starting to goose me." Stan grumbled as Naruto pulled out a thermos.

"Here, have some coffee." he said as he pulled off the detachable cup and started pouring some coffee for Stan before a goldfish slipped out of the thermos and into the cup.

"Klaus?! What in the world are you doing here?!" Stan asked confused as Klaus smirked at them.

"Ven you come home and pack. I heard you, Hayley and Naruto talking about zis Burning Man. So, I says to mein self, 'Road Trip'!" he said with a smile before he frowned at Stan.

"Stan, by the way, I could not hold mein pee-pee" Klaus admittedly said as Stan choked on his drink before spitting it out as Naruto started laughing hard in the back.

As they reached their destination, the four ended up wandered around Burning Man for several hours. Naruto had brought Klaus along in a mini water bowl so that Klaus wouldn't be left behind since Naruto still thought Klaus as a human being. He was only inside of an animal and being left behind in a car would probably be considered animal cruelty.

"Stan, we've been searching all night. Let's just start fresh in the morning." Naruto suggested with a frown as he could see Hayley was about to fall down before he caught her and picked her up in a bridal carry.

Stan chose to ignore him as he kept on shouting out for Francine everywhere they went and he knew Stan could only keep going for so long.

"I'm not just saying this to be clever, but I really feel like a fish out of water here" Klaus had said Naruto chuckled as he helped Klaus settle on Hayley's stomach since she was resting in his arms.

Stan frowned and sat down once they came to a giant fire pit, deciding to take a rest before continuing their search for Francine.

"So what's the deal with the flower?" Hayley asked as Naruto set her and Klaus down

"On our wedding day, I placed this yellow flower in your mom's white bouquet. It symbolized her sunshine brightening my otherwise cloudy world." Stan said as he stared glumly at the flower.

"Dad, I've never seen this side of you. It's so sweet." Hayley said as her eyes widened slightly.

"Yeah well that's a surprising act out of character for you." Naruto muttered as Hayley and Klaus agreed with a silent nod.

"Yes well, if you tell anybody, I'll kill you." Stan said as Hayley laughed a bit before Stan went into a serious face interrupting the laughter "I'm serious. I will kill you. I will reach into your chest, pull out your beating heart, and eat it. All of it. Every last bit." he finished as Hayley sat there creeped out and in shock by how far her dad would do to keep that sensitive side of him out from people's knowledge.

"Well, sweet dreams, angel." Stan said as he laid down to fall asleep.

"Wow, just wow. I think it's best if we move further away from him for the night" Naruto suggested as Hayley nodded as she smiled up at him while he offered her a hand "Want to join me?" he asked as Hayley nodded and accepted his hand before they went to a different area.

After finding a different bonfire to lay down and relax, Hayley scooted close to Naruto and leaned against him after feeling so tired from a very long day. "Night Naruto" she muttered out as he wrapped his arms around her with a smile.

"Night Hayley" he said as they both drifted off to sleep.

-Morning-

As the sun peaked out from behind the mountains Naruto groggily started to wake up due to it hitting his face. He felt a weight on his body as he tried to sit up and peered down to see Hayley laying on top of him still fast asleep, their legs were tied together during their sleep and Hayley was resting her head onto the crook of his neck giving out soft breaths onto his skin making him smile warmly at her.

Naruto smiled as Hayley in her sleep, was just as beautiful, if not more beautiful than she normally was from the peaceful look on her face. He wanted to keep her in her peaceful state but he knew they needed to get up

Naruto gently lifted up Hayley's head towards him before he gave her a soft morning kiss to wake her up gently and also because he loved her lips.

Hayley smiled in her sleep as she was still enjoying her dream of just her and Naruto. It was had started with them dating for several years, he then popped the question. The two then started to get married and just as the two had started to share a gentle, loving kiss to consummate their marriage, the dream had started to end.

As she was coming out of the dream she smiled as she felt the sensation of Naruto's soft and gentle lips onto her own and once realizing her dream had ended making her wish she was still in it but she was busy enjoying the nice wake up kiss.

"Mmm, not a bad way to wake up Naruto. You know how to make a girl happy" Hayley said before she kissed Naruto again, wanting to continue the early morning sensation.

"Well I aim to please my dear" he said before kissing her one more time. "Well I can see you had a very nice sleep with how you're clinging onto me."

Hayley was a bit confused before she looked down on their prone bodies to see how close she was to him and her legs tangled with his before Hayley couldn't help but blush as she felt a feeling of accomplishment.

She was actually able to sleep with Naruto, not after sex but actually sleeping next to him, and it felt great to her and she definitely would have to do it again but now she knew she had to get up.

As they slowly got up and noticed that everyone was littered on the ground sleeping in various positions with some positions that the two didn't even want to see ever again.

They quickly remembered the reason for being here was to search for Francine but they needed to find Stan first. They continued to search until they heard someone yell out.

"Ah, Mr. Smith!" a familiar voice yelled out as Hayley groaned as she knew who it was.

After they headed towards where they thought the voice yelled out from Naruto and Hayley were able to spot Stan and apparently someone both of them know of pretty well as Jeff, Hayley's ex-boyfriend.

"Where's my wife?!" Stan said angrily as he held Jeff up by the collar of his short

"She ditched me as soon as we got here. I just ran away with her to hopefully get a rise out of Hayley. Please don't kill me!" Jeff yelled as he squirmed in Stan's grip.

"Let me get this straight. You ran away with my memory-erased mother to a pagan festival just to get my attention?" Hayley questioned with growing anger in her tone as she drew closer to Jeff and her father.

"Did it work?" Jeff said hopefully thinking Hayley would get back to him.

"Yes, yes you did. I see now on how bad of a man-child you really are! Never working for an honest day in your life, being a total slob and you still living in that trash heap you call a van. I would of looked past all that before but now I just realize how worthless you are" Hayley said as she kept stabbing his chest with her finger making him flinch every time she poked with more strength on each one.

"But to top it all off you basically kidnapped my mother in hopes of me getting back with you. You cannot be more sorely mistaken. You, Jeff Fisher, are done. We are done. Get out of my sight and never come back to me ever again!" Hayley said as she pushed Jeff back before he ran off to god knows where as Hayley was taking in deep breaths after her rant before feeling a hand on her shoulder she turned and saw Naruto smiling gently at her.

"You did good there Hayley and I'm very proud of you" he said getting her to smile happily as she pulled his head down and gave Naruto a deep, passionate kiss that she enjoyed more than normal due to her now officially moving on from that dead beat of an ex-boyfriend and getting together with this perfect man in front of her.

After their intense make out session was done the group continued their search after they quickly made sure to find Klaus since they couldn't find him once they woke up. The group ended up easily finding him in a water cooler nearby after he was screaming for someone to get him out of the cold.

After saving Klaus from freezing over they quickly resumed their search the group passed by one of the various music stages at the event and were about to continue onwards until something peaked their interest as they neared a stage.

"...And this hot piece of mama's coming with us!" the singer on stage announced as Stan, Naruto and Hayley looked towards the stage see Francine drunk off her ass and hugging the announcer for support.

"I am ripped off my aaasss!" Francine said as she took another chug from her beer bottle before jumping off the stage and crowd surfed for a bit before falling to the ground.

"Francine!" Naruto yelled as they rushed over to her to make sure she was ok as she got up she took a glance at Stan.

"You again?" she said clearly annoyed a she glared at Stan

"Look at what I have" Stan said as he pulled out a yellow flower from his suit before grasping his hands in a begging tone. "Remember. Please, remember."

Francine picked the flower from Stan's hands giving it a thoughtful look with Stan giving off a hopeful one until Francine just tossed the flower into her mouth and ate it, crushing his hopes.

"So how long till it kicks in" she said as Stan fell to the group in shock.

"Oh Francine, for God's sake. We're married. You love me" Stan pleaded once again as he shakily stood up

"Look, you're a stiff. I could never fall in love with a suit like you" Francine said upset as she scoffed at him.

"A suit like me?! Well, then I'll get rid of the suit!" Stan said as he rapidly started to undress.

"Gah, my eyes!" Hayley yelled as she quickly covered up her eyes after her father took off his shirt and before he got to the pants.

"Stan what the hell?! Put your clothes back on! I don't want to see your junk and neither does Hayley!" Naruto yelled as he covered her face more by bringing it to his chest which Hayley didn't mind since more time with the very comfortable chest.

It was another score for Hayley.

"Huh? Huh? Look at me-nothing stiff here!" Stan said in a smiling tone.

"Yeah especially your dick, you dick" a random, passing hippie said before going away, ruining Stan's mood for a second.

"Hey! It's never going to happen with us. Never!" Francine yelled as she chugged more of her beer before heading off.

Unknown to the group a hang gliding man was distracted over his phone and taking a smoke before he crashed onto the Burning Man statue causing it to fall down and light up in flames. Francine ended up where the statue had fell causing the group to yell out "FRANCINE!"

As Stan ran over to one of the portable potties to get changed, Naruto let go of Hayley for a moment before he rushed over to Francine to help save her from the burning wreckage.

After saving her he quickly carried her bridal style before he and Hayley ran over to the nearest medical tent there was, which was labeled as the Dave Chappelle: Freak-out Tent.

Stan came back to the wreckage hoping to find and save Francine until he spotted Hayley running into a tent a bit farther away.

Once setting Francine down on one of the medical beds, Naruto quickly started administering CPR to get Francine to start breathing again. After a little bit into the session Francine woke up in a tired groan before turning over to the opposite side, emptying her stomach a few times before it stopped.

"Francine, are you ok?" Naruto asked in a sigh of relief before Francine looked over to her savior and was happy to see her 'roommate' and her boyfriend.

"Naruto, you saved me. Thank you" she said weakly making Naruto and Hayley let out a massive sigh of relief.

"Well that's what friends are for Francine. Glad that you are safe" Naruto said as Francine blushed a bit before Stan barreled into the tent screaming.

"Francine! Are you ok? Are you hurt anywhere else?" Stan asked quickly as he panted in exhaustion from rushing to get changed and then rushing to the wreck to find Francine not in danger.

"Yes she is Stan but she hit her head and with that I don't know if she'll remember anything now" Naruto said as Stan had his head down in defeat.

"Ok...I just wanted her to be safe. She's the best thing that ever happened to me and I took it for granted. I'm just happy that I got the privilege to be with you for the time that I did" Stan said as he walked up to her closer.

"I love you, Francine. It's a little late but… Happy Anniversary" Stan said holding back a few tears as he kissed her cheek before leaving.

Francine went into a slight daze as the crash had shaken things up in her head before she passed out a bit and saw a raccoon telling her to 'Remember'.

Shortly after that various memories came rushing back to her for what felt like years. There were good and the bad memories mixed in.

She remembered her years being with Stan and raising both of her children, Steve and Hayley. But the ones that last ones she started to remember were the ones of her friendship and relationship with Naruto.

She recalled him being there for her for the past several weeks, him helping her out ever since he moved into the neighborhood, and her growing feelings for the blonde man that she struggled to come to terms with but knew they were very much there.

He made such an impact on her, adding all that to her new memories of what happened in the past several days made them even stronger.

"...Stan?" Francine said as Stan stopped as he turned back to her and called out her name hopefully.

"Stan, it was so weird, and I was alone and confused. And there was this raccoon, and I knew who I was again" she said as Stan hugged her releasing some of his tears from his eyes.

"Oh, Francine, thank God. I love you" Stan said happily.

"I love you, too-" she said before she ended up throwing up into Stan's face. He wiped the gunk off before he hugged her again.

On the side Hayley and Naruto were happy on seeing the touching moment and were glad that Francine had gotten her memories back. He had just wished it could've been through better, less life endangering circumstances but as the saying went 'beggars couldn't be choosers'.

-Smith's Residence, Night-

After a long day getting back to Langley Falls, Naruto had to call his friend that he first called earlier about the apartment that they were done with it and could go back to normal but was a bit of a wreck. He already knew he would be charging him extra to fix up the place before the renter could return.

"Thanks for looking after me you two. I'm so embarrassed on what I did for the past few days" Francine said with a slight blush as the group walked up to the front door.

"Don't be, you were fun. In fact you were cool" Hayley said as Stan opened the door and went inside first.

"Yeah, it was interesting to see what you were like when you were younger Francine" Naruto said with a laugh as he never expected her to be that wild.

"Still thanks for everything Naruto and I really appreciate for what you did to help me and mom as of late" Hayley said as she went up to him and gave him a gentle kiss.

"Well I was wondering if that option of being your boyfriend was still available instead of being your 'fake' boyfriend? If so then can we go out on another date sometime soon?" he asked as Hayley lit up in joy and jumped on him and gave him a deep kiss which he quickly returned.

"Yes! Yes! A thousand times yes!" she said in between the kisses before she got off him still beaming in joy.

"Well let me know when you're available in the morning and we can see from there" he said as Hayley went inside of her home before giving one more kiss to him.

"That is very sweet of you Naruto and glad that things had turned out well for you two" Francine said as Naruto smiled at her.

"Well I care for her very much Francine and wouldn't do a thing to make her upset. I actually wanted to ask her out sooner but never had the time" he said before he noticed Francine moving closer to him.

"Good to know Naruto but I still need to reward you on being so kind to me and my daughter for these past several weeks" she said before him close to her and giving him a soft, nervous kiss that shocked him

She smirked at him as she broke away and headed towards her house "By the way Naruto I think our previous kiss was much better" she said with a nervous smile before she gave him a slight wave. "Have a good night Naruto" she said as quickly went inside and closed her door.

He stood there for a bit before realizing that Francine remembered everything from her 'teenage' experience. 'Oh god, things are going to get crazy aren't they?' he thought as he ran his hand through his hair as he too had remembered what had happened due to her kiss making him remember the two kisses the Francine had given him and Hayley.

'Well, can't say I don't like crazy' he thought as he got back into his car, wondering what exactly was in the future for him and Francine.

Unknown to Naruto, after Francine had closed the door she quickly started to somewhat freak out.

She felt her face heat up as her heart was nearly beating out of her chest from the fact she had actually kissed Naruto and that she had loved the feeling of his lips against hers. She felt her blush increase before she shook the thoughts out of her head.

'No! I am with Stan, I am married to Stan' she thought as she sat down on the floor with her back against the door. She frowned as she softly rubbed her lips with her fingers, feeling the lingering warmth of his lips.

"I can't feel like this, I am married and he is dating my daughter' she thought as she tried but failed to get the feelings that were budding in her chest to go away as all she could think about was how complete and happy the thought of him made her.

She even felt herself grow a bit wet as she remembered the sight of Hayley sucking off Naruto and how much she had wanted passion like that in her life and to be in Hayley's position.

"Mom are you okay?" Hayley asked as she came down the stairs and frowned at her mother as she seemed to be shaking her head with a dark red face before she stopped and looked up at her.

"Yeah, just a little still woozy from everything that happened" Francine said as she stood back up. 'Yeah, that must be it' she thought as she looked back towards the door, hoping she would calm down after some sleep.

-Chapter End-

Official pairings:

Lisa Silver (main #1)

Hayley Smith (main #2)

Sooleawa'Uha (main #3)

Tanqueray/Tiffany (Main #4)

Qurchhhh (Female Pink Furry Alien that looks like Kim Kardashian)

Scarlet Reynolds (lives)

Svetlana (mail order bride/possible rogue KGB agent)

Michelle (Angel lawyer)

Francine (secret relationship)

Akiko (Older - 16 year old)

Becky Arangino (lives/saved)

Amy/red head (Merlot Down Dirty Shame episode)

Lindsay Coolidge

Jeanine Winthrop

Jenny Bowen

Carmen Selectra (saved/lives)

Amy (blonde cheerleader)

Hiko Yoshida (Akiko and Toshi's Mom)

One night stands or so:

Linda (Francine's Iranian friend)

Pandora (Debbie's Goth friend)

Gwen Ling (Francine's sister)

Stress relief/friends with benefits:

Janet Lewis (Principal's daughter)

Louise (Red head from Hurricane episode/w made up name)

Ramona Blooms (Dream Girl/w made up the name)

Jessica

Charlotte (lying about being an offender to mess with the boys)

Ally (Roger's life coach)

Julie (Francine's fellow CIA wife friend)

Debbie (BBW)

Cecilia (possibility/Cleveland show)

and other cheerleaders and strippers

Kurama Pairing:

Matabi,

OC,

Amaterasu (Okami),

Holo/Horo (Spice and Wolf/smaller animal form)

(Note that throughout the story some girls will be added on for the 'one night stands or so' and 'stress relief/friends with benefits' list due to American Dad currently having 12 seasons. If there are girls we supposedly missed or something, let us know so the additions will be made and be taken under consideration. Of course some girls will not be listed and left out as they are fine as they are on series canon to help out with several plots. As with girls that are in the final pairings that they will be obviously altered and added on in character development to make things more appealing.)