Hello everyone, I hope you all enjoyed last chapter where Francine finally joined. We are still planning to get some of the girls pregnant in the future and are still excited about that.

Also before you can be my Beta, you need to write in reviews or PM your strengths, weaknesses, grammar, are you good to work with or are you going to waste my time trying to take over my story? Are you loyal and be reliable like my bud Sora, Jebest and DragonPony?

Also remember this will be a SLIGHT bash to Stan and Steve, because let's face it they equally deserve it, they'll still have their good moments and I might even let Naruto become there friend, but I definitely will bash the f*** out of Jeff, he's a deadbeat, forgetful, neglectful. So sorry, but not sorry.

WARNING: Since this is legally an adult cartoon 14+ this is not for kids, I repeat NOT for kids, there will be sex, drugs, drama, romance, and other adult content, tread on your own caution.

Betas/Collaborators: HaretaSora and Jebest4781 and DragonPony022

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American Kitsune!

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NarutoxHarem

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Summary: Naruto Uzumaki, a CIA agent sent to Langley Falls, is under orders to keep an eye on the Smiths from his superior. He thought it would be a simple mission but as time goes on he finds himself surrounded by weirdness...and women.

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-Langley Falls Shopping Mall-

"This mall disgusts me. It's built on sacred land once ruled by proud indigenous people and what do we reduce them to?! Chief Shop-a-holic" Hayley said in exhaustion as she pointed to the large purple tinted, see-through statue of an Indian chief holding shopping bags while it told everyone about a discount on TVs.

"What kind of idiot would buy the materialistic crap that they sell here" Hayley complained as Naruto rubbed her back to calm her down as he, Hayley. Francine and Steve stood in front of one of the mall's many stores.

"I think I have an idea of who" Naruto said with a sigh before Stan walked out of the store towards them excitedly.

"Look at all this cool stuff! A glow in the dark rake, a money suit, a Flava-Flave clock and a cool robot frog that does cool stuff when you speak Taiwanese" Stan said as he spoke a random Taiwanese phrase to make the frog kick its legs.

"Stan, while it is great the CIA gave you a $20,000 bonus for a most at basic testimony to congress but at this rate it will be gone in no time" Francine said with a frown as Stan's wastefulness was getting to her before she held in a soft moan as she felt Naruto's hand on her back, which eventually went down and groped her ass.

It had been a week since she had officially started having an affair with Naruto and she had been loving every second of it. She had made love to him numerous times whenever Stan was off at work or when he was just ignoring her as usual.

"Hey if I don't buy all this crap the terrorists win! And don't tell me it's not a competition because it SO is" Stan said as everyone rolled their eyes at him.

"Thank goodness you don't have this kind of money all the time or I could just picture your house being full of useless junk" Naruto said as even with how rich he was he didn't go around buying useless crap. He spent it on things he, or people close to him needed, the only splurge item he really bought since being a freelance agent was his Lamborghini and even that he used for his job.

"-isn't that right Francine?" he asked as he turned to see her staring at a kiosk that was for sale. "You okay Francine?" he asked as she nodded.

"Yeah, I've just always wanted a kiosk I could just never seem to raise the money" she said with a frown as she thought back to the times she tried to raise the funds.

"Dad, I'm going to the movies with the guys, can I have some money for popcorn?" Steve asked as Stan scoffed at him.

"No! Does it look like I'm made of money!?" Stan asked as Hayley groaned loudly.

"I'm going for a walk in the forest out back when you're done with this soulless materialism you can text me" she said as she pulled out her phone and started typing on it.

"You want me to come with you Hayley?" Naruto asked while walking up to her.

"No, you don't have to, stay here with mom or something. See you in a bit?" Hayley asked wanting to be alone for a while, before she left she gave Naruto a quick kiss on the lips before leaving.

"Okay but be safe, I think Kurama is wandering around out there since we did bring him with" he said as Hayley nodded and gave him a wave before wandering off.

"Steve, you don't need popcorn, I made you some muffins" Francine said as he walked back to them.

"Cool, your muffins are the best! I can sell them to my friends and buy popcorn" Steve said as he ran off to the movie theater.

"Your friends would pay money for my muffins?" Francine said confused until a lightbulb went off as she grew a smile. "That's it! People would pay money for my muffins and there is an available kiosk" she said before she looked towards Stan, since she felt terrible asking Naruto for the money.

"All I need is someone with a little startup money who believes in me" Francine said as Stan slung his arm over her shoulder.

"Francine, you know what I'm going to do?" Stan said as Francine's eyes lit up. "I'm going to wear my money suit to your grand opening when you find that someone who believes in you" he said before he walked off into another store while she frowned and looked longingly towards the kiosk.

"It's can't be too much to start it up, why don't we go take a look?" Naruto asked as he rubbed Francine's back with a smile as she blushed and looked up at him.

"But to make you spend money on me makes me feel like I'm taking advantage of you" she said sadly before he chuckled and gave her a quick kiss on the cheek.

"Francine, I want to support all my girls with their dreams and I believe you can make it since your muffins are delicious" he said with a smile as he held her hand and gave it a soft squeeze. "Come on, let's go see when we can get your business started" he said as she nodded with a smile and let him guide her along to the kiosk so they could fill out some of the paperwork to get them started.

-Hayley-

Hayley sighed as she walked through the forest outside of the mall with a frown as the thought of it being torn down for a mall made her feel terrible since she had always loved nature and the peace it gave her.

She was thankful she fell in love with someone like Naruto who was willing to use his money to help the environment and protect nature.

"Kurama you out here?" she asked as she went deeper into the forest only to barely able to avoid being trampled on by a stampede of forest animals as she had been pushed out of the way by something.

"Hayley? Are you okay girlie?" Kurama asked as he ran out of the forest and frowned as he saw her on the ground as more animals ran out of the forest.

"Yeah I'm fine, thanks for saving me" she said as Kurama raised a brow at her.

"I didn't save you, I just got here as I rushed over when I felt your fear" Kurama said as a soft melodic laugh filled the small clearing they were in.

"That would be me that saved you dear" a feminine voice spoke out as they both turned to see a wolf walk out from behind the trees.

The wolf was a little bit bigger that Kurama with brownish gold fur on its back with a white snout and under belly as its puffy tail flickered behind it as its red eyes stared down at them.

Kurama instantly recognized what the wolf was a spirit like Amaterasu and himself, but felt different than them, he just couldn't put his paw on it.

"You saved me?" Hayley asked as Kurama moved in front of her and spread out his tails protectively.

"Yes I did, you seemed to be enjoying my forest and I wouldn't want you to get hurt by accident by those scared little animals" the wolf said before it turned to Kurama. "Though I am surprised to see another spirit in this world. I had thought they all were faded" she said as Kurama realized what had felt off about her.

"Your fading aren't you? This forest is your bond and it's being destroyed" he said as the wolf nodded.

"Yes, Horo the Wise Wolf is fading because of the idiotic humans decisions and their greed and I am too weak to fend them off like I used to," the wolf now named Horo said as she sat down in the clearing before she looked towards Hayley "but I feel so much warmth from this girl, she cares for nature, do you not?" Horo said as Hayley stared at it in shock.

"No, you are not bonding with this girl. She is under my protection and will not be affected by a spirit's wants" he said as Horo chuckled and stood up.

"Oh so it must be her mate since I don't smell a bond on her but I am not dangerous to humans when I bond" she said as Hayley stood up.

"What would happen if I bonded with you?" Hayley asked as she felt a warm feeling from the spirit in front of her, the same kind she got when she relaxed in a forest.

"I am not too beneficial but at the same time I am not harmful. You would gain a protector in me and the only thing I ask in return would be a place to plant my apple tree since they destroyed my old sacred one" she said as Hayley rose an eyebrow.

"What's so special about this apple tree?" Hayley asked with genuine confusion.

"It is pure fruit unlike how humans nowadays put so many chemicals in their food. These apples that grow from my tree are unaffected by anything, they will bare apples all year long and the tree will never falter when I am back to full strength as my old one died from them weakening my forest first" Horo said as she walked off and grabbed a small cloth bag with her paw from a nearby tree hollow and handed it to Hayley. "It is also a focal point for me to use to appear in the human world and without it appearing before you is more difficult".

"Inside are seven seeds, when you return to your domicile plant all of them in somewhere safe and our bond will be made, if you agree to it all" Horo said as Hayley picked up the bag that Horo had dropped at her feet.

Hayley was about to reply before Horo faded away leaving her and Kurama in the clearing "D-Did she die?" she asked as Kurama shook his head and sniffed the bag.

"No, she went into hibernation to conserve her energy since materializing, even for a few minutes takes a lot of power to do when your bond is dying" Kurama said as he stood up. "Come on, we should probably find Naruto and get his thoughts on this" he said as Hayley nodded.

"You don't think he'd be against this will he? Because I honestly want to help her" Hayley said as Kurama chuckled.

"The Kit will be fine with it, most likely wanting to help as well but we need to make sure Horo doesn't harm you in the bond" Kurama said as they headed back to the mall as Hayley held the bag tightly in her hand.

-Langley Fall Mall-

Naruto smiled as he helped Francine finish up her paperwork for her new kiosk as she was excited to finally being able to achieve her dream.

"Naruto, thank you so much for this! I promise you I will pay you back" Francine said as she hugged him tightly and kissed him lovingly as they were all alone in the office of the mall manager.

"You are welcome Francine but you don't have to pay me back, I am just happy to help you" he said as he kissed her back lovingly before she pulled back as the manager returned with a smile as he handed her a key.

"There is the key to the kiosk, you can start your business whenever you wish. We are happy to have your business in our mall" the manager said as Francine smiled and accepted the key with a squeal before they exited the office.

"I can't wait until I can start! I can finally start my business like I've always wanted" Francine said as she hugged his arm while they walked through the mall.

"I can try and ask some of the girls if they want to help as well since I'm going to help as well, who knows you might even get your daughter to help out." he said as she smiled happily and kissed his cheek repeatedly.

"You are so sweet Naruto I swear but you seriously don't have to help me with it, you already did so much by giving me the startup money" she said as he chuckled and stroked her cheek.

"Francine, I want to be there and help you as much as I can since I know you will need the help" he said as he kissed her again until they heard a throat clear behind them.

"As much as I don't mind you kissing my mom you might want to be careful where you do it" Hayley teased as they broke apart with soft blushes on their cheeks.

"Ah well you're right about that sorry." Naruto said sheepishly as he forgot where they were.

"Hayley what are you doing back so early?" Francine asked curiously

"About that I need to talk to you two in private real quick." Hayley said as she dragged Naruto and Francine along until they were outside the mall.

Once they were out Naruto noticed Kurama sitting on the hood of his car and Stan's car gone as they had parked next to each other. "Besides Stan ditching Francine here what's wrong?" he asked as Kurama huffed.

"We found another spirit that wants to bond to Hayley, we can talk about it on the way home since if we make a choice it needs to be there" Kurama said as Naruto frowned but nodded as Hayley went into the backseat and Francine sat up front as she couldn't help but think about running her kiosk.

Francine knew her first day was going to have to be tomorrow since she still had so many things to set up. From her recipes to the amount she'd need to make, her mind was racing with plans until she was snapped out of it as she felt a hand on her thigh.

"Francine, you okay there? You were zoning out for a bit there" Naruto said as she blushed and smiled at him.

"Yeah, I am just so excited for tomorrow to finally run my kiosk!" Francine said with a squeal as Hayley raised an eyebrow at the two.

"Wait you bought one of those kiosks? Did dad actually pay for it or did you steal the money from him?" Hayley asked as Francine shook her head.

"Neither, Naruto was very generous and bought it for me without me even having to ask. He was so sweet that I almost feel bad making him buy it for me" she said as she felt his hand stroke her thigh which made her bite her lip lightly.

"Well he is a sweetie like that, he paid for my college fees nearly the second he found out I was in debt. How are you going to thank him for it cause he loves to be thanked" Hayley said as Francine smirked back at her.

"Well, I do have a French maid outfit I have been saving for a rainy day" Francine whispered back to Hayley as she blushed dark red and smiled.

"He'll love that" Hayley said as the two laughed a bit as Naruto rose an eyebrow at the two as they whispered back and forth the entire drive back to his house. He let it be since it was probably a private mother/daughter conversation.

"Are you sure you don't want me to drive you home?" he asked as Francine shook her head with a smile.

"I am sure since I am just going there to pick up some ingredients for my muffins since your kitchen is so much better than mine. Plus I need to pick some other things up that are surprises for you for later" she said as she whispered out the last part in a sultry tone before kissing him deeply.

Naruto smiled as he kissed her back and gave her butt a quick spank that made her break the kiss and let out a quivering moan as she stared at Hayley who was smirking at the two of them.

He smiled as Francine backed away embarrassed from Hayley staring before he then grabbed Hayley and brought her close to him, which made her squeak in surprise.

"N-Naruto?" she squeaked out in between her moans as her face went dark red from having her butt groped and lightly spanked in front of her mother.

"I wanted to show both of my girls the love they deserve" he whispered out as Hayley bit her lip as he kissed her neck and massaged her butt in his hands. Hayley loved having her butt played with but right now she swore it felt a hundred times better as she realized her mother was staring at them with a blush.

"Naruto~ Not now" Hayley moaned out as Naruto smirked.

"Why? Embarrassed by your mother watching? It wouldn't be the first time she spied on us since she seems to like doing that" he said as Francine blushed and slapped his arm in embarrassment.

"Y-You're not supposed to tell her that" Francine stuttered out before she hurried to the door. "I-I'll be back" she said before she left the house as Naruto chuckled.

"You are so fun to tease" Naruto said as he gave Hayley a deep kiss that she returned before she slapped his chest with a pout.

"Jerk" Hayley said with a playful pout as a soft blush covered her cheeks.

"You love me" he teased as she giggled as she wiggled out of his arms.

"Still, we need to take care of the spirit business since that is why we rushed home" Hayley said as she pulled the cloth bag from her pocket.

"True, kind of forgot about it. So tell me what exactly happened at the mall" he said as she nodded as they sat down in the kitchen while Hayley recalled the events of the forest as Naruto took a look at the seven seeds that were in the bag.

"Hmmm, interesting. I didn't know there were spirits already in the world. Though I don't think this Horo spirit is malicious in any way. Most spirits aren't dangerous and even with Kurama's effects on me are only the way they are because he is a very strong spirit" he said as Hayley nodded.

"So you think we should plant it because I feel really bad for her, she seemed really sad that her forest was being destroyed" Hayley said as he nodded and put the seeds in Hayley's hand.

"It's your final say Hayley. These seeds are yours so you can do whatever with them. Just plant them in a good location so they could stay safe" Naruto said to which she smiled.

"Well I had made up my mind but I was wondering if I could plant them in your backyard. It has a lot of space anyways so it wouldn't take up much space I think. Besides I have an odd guess dad would chop down the tree if I planted it at home for some stupid reason" she said as he chuckled and nodded.

"Go ahead, I have no problem with it since it would be very safe here and it would keep all of our spirits so far together" he said as Hayley kissed his cheek happily before rushing outside.

"Kurama, can you go keep an eye on things with her just in case something happens" he asked as the nine tailed fox nodded as he stood up and stretched as his tails spread out.

"I was already going to Kit, this Horo interests me" Kurama said as Naruto chuckled.

"I bet she does you perv" he said as Kurama laughed and followed after Hayley.

Naruto watched from the kitchen as Hayley dug up a small hole in the backyard before she poured them in and covered them. He was shocked as the ground shook slightly and a tree sprout came out shortly after. Soon it turned into a massive tree that was as tall as his house and pretty wide burst from the ground as Hayley fell back on her butt.

"Whoa! Are you okay Hayley?" he asked as he helped Hayley back onto her feet.

Hayley nodded as she stood back up shakily and stared up at the massive tree that was full of ruby red apples. "I just wasn't expecting it to be so big so quickly. Maybe I should have planted them separately" she said as Naruto nodded.

"No it is best that you kept them together" a voice spoke out as a wolf exited from the trunk of the tree.

"Horo! That was fast but you still seem a bit weak" Hayley said as Horo nodded.

"While the seeds have been planted and my bond is renewed through you Hayley Smith, it will take a while before I am at full strength. Much like the fox behind you" Horo said as Kurama nodded.

"Well Horo, nice to meet you. I am Naruto Uzumaki and I am Hayley's lover" Naruto said as Horo looked up at him with a 'smile' or a wolf's equivalent of one.

"Nice to meet you too Naruto, I can figure you must be why she was able to see me" Horo said as he nodded.

"Yeah, she and all my other girls have their 'eyes' open. Come inside so you can get settled" he said as Horo nodded with another smile.

"Why thank you" Horo said as she followed him and Hayley before sending a wink towards Kurama that made him chuckle and followed them as well.

-Next Day-

Naruto chuckled as he watched Francine keep up with the flow of customers as he worked to help her as today was officially her first day of opening her business. He was impressed at how she was able to handle it all. For what Francine was wearing as her work uniform was a baby blue apron with a little muffin hat in matching colors to make it cute for her while Naruto was just wearing the apron for the job.

"Two banana muffins!" Francine called out as he quickly grabbed them and handed to her as she smiled at him as she continued helping the customers.

"Thank you Naruto but you really didn't have to help, it makes me feel like I'm taking advantage of you" she said as he stood next to her and rubbed her thigh from behind the counter.

"You are welcome and of course I would help you, I want to do everything I can to help you succeed" he said as she sent him a playful glare as his had got closer to her panties before he backed away with a smirk.

"Francine! What is this!?" Stan yelled as he pushed his way to the front of the line as Naruto noticed he wore a red rocket boot on his foot.

"This is my business Stan! I was able to get the startup money" Francine said with a smile as she pushed him to the side so she could serve another customer.

"So that's where my 5,000 dollars went!" Stan yelled as Naruto cleared his throat.

"That would be me though it wasn't your money as it was mine that she used" Naruto said as Stan glared at him "though if I had to guess you lost track of how much you were spending before trying to buy those boots."

"Whatever, you shouldn't have gone through with this without my approval!" Stan yelled as he slammed his booted foot down before the rocket boot turned on him as if it had a mind of its own and sent Stan through a cactus store that also was having a sale on razor blades and lemon juice fountains.

Naruto couldn't help but smile as he found Francine's laugh angelic as he leaned towards her and kissed her cheek. "You have such a beautiful laugh you know" he said as she blushed and smiled as he slid his hands down her back and gave her butt a soft squeeze and started to massage it as she had to bit her lip to hold back her moans as she continued to serve customers.

"Naruto, please not now. Wait until we get home" she moaned out softly as he chuckled and kissed her cheek again just as Stan limped back to the kiosk.

"Francine! What are you doing accepting money from someone else?!" Stan yelled as Francine glared at him.

"Well I had to because my husband, the man who is supposed to support me, basically told me to screw myself when I asked him if he could put aside $5,000 of his $20,000 bonus for something that has gotten me my investment in the first day!" she yelled as she pulled out $5,000 dollars from the register. "Speaking of money, here is your money back Naruto."

"Keep it, think of it as a gift and I don't expect you to pay me back on a gift" he said as Francine smiled sweetly at him before she turned to Stan.

"Leave now before you ruin my good mood. We can talk about this later!" she yelled as Stan glared back but stopped once Francine's glare grew angrier and he left the mall.

"Calm down Francine, take a breather and relax. I can take care of the customers" he said as he rubbed her shoulders and kissed the back of her head.

"No, I'm fine. It helps me get my mind off of it" she said as she squeezed his hand as it sat on her shoulder before she smiled.

"Well we should get back to the customers now Francine." he said as she nodded and continued through the day until they were able to finish off the day and sell all of her muffins that she had made.

-Next Day-

Naruto smiled as he helped Francine open up the kiosk to try and cheer her up after last night. She had gotten into a rather large fight with Stan about the kiosk and how her money she earned was hers only after he tried to take some of her earnings from her lockbox.

Of course after hearing that he helped drive her down to the bank to open up another account that only she could access with him as a shared member on it, while he put a hefty amount of money for her in case of anything sudden happening that might require her to have some money to pay it off.

Though after Francine told Stan that she had opened the account had gotten even angrier so Naruto let her stay at his house until Stan calmed down.

Hayley was even here today as she decided to help out her mom so she could spend some time to bond with her mom and because even if she was having her college expenses paid for it was always best to have a stable job since she felt bad relying solely on Naruto. So this probably got her the wakeup call that she needed to get a job, even if it was a temporary one.

"Relax Francine, You know Stan is just an idiot and will calm down eventually" he said as he helped set the muffins down in the display cases as Horo laid behind the counter as she had wanted to stay close to Hayley due to their brand new bond though had assured them that no one could see her.

"I know but he just annoys me so much" Francine groaned out as he kissed her softly as they were both crouched behind the counter to put some more muffins in the display case before he stood up and gave Hayley a soft kiss as well.

"I know Stan annoys you, I'm pretty sure he does that to everyone but you just can't let him ruin your mood" he said as Hayley nodded.

"Plus with it being in the middle of summer dad just lets the heat get to his head" Hayley said as she forgot it was the beginning of summer and how it was only just her, Tiffany, and her mom in the house with everyone else on vacation with their families.

Linda still came on by to hang out like usual but due to her and Bob's parents staying over longer than expected made it harder and harder for her to come and visit. Even Linda had to cancel her very first date with Naruto and had to reschedule because of them, which made her extremely angry since she had been looking forward to it so much. For now she will have to patiently wait for the parents to leave to properly schedule the date.

"Yeah, so just let him cool off and who knows, a few months without sex might do him good" he teased at Francine even though he knew she had been refusing Stan sex ever since she joined his group.

Francine giggled at his joke as she finished up setting up just as customers started to form a line before the day quickly started to go by and their muffins started to disappear faster than they could restock the cases with extra muffins Francine had brought.

"How much for all your muffins?" a familiar German voice spoke out as Naruto looked up and frowned as the bald African American man in a black and orange suit as he sat down a large roll of bills.

'That voice seems familiar. Is that Klaus?' Naruto thought as Francine rose an eyebrow at him.

"Um thank you but I don't think that'd be fair to everyone who has waited in line for muffins" Francine said as she handed him back the roll of bills.

"Oh I am quite sorry, I just wanted to speak to you about your business. You could say I am a muffin connoisseur" he said as they gained a confused look as Hayley and Francine could swear they heard this man's voice before.

"Have we met before? Because you seem awfully familiar" Francine said as he man pulled his collar back nervously.

"Oh no, I am just a black German that everyone swears is familiar, hmm?" the man said as Naruto raised an eyebrow on the statement. "But anyways I would love to talk to you about your business ideas" he said as she giggled but shook her head.

"That is very kind of you but I have a business partner that helps me out with everything" Francine said as she pointed to Naruto.

"Yeah don't worry, she has all the business help she needs" he said as the man frowned as Stan fell from above and pointed his gun at him.

"Stop right there Klaus!" Stan yelled as Naruto snapped his fingers realization.

"I knew it! You sounded too familiar" he said as Klaus raised his hands.

"Klaus? What are you doing in a human body again?" Francine asked before she was interrupted by a man...in a pot.

"Nobody move! I've got a bomb!" he said as he held up a detonator. "My name is Arboreus! And for too long companies have torn down our forests for malls and muffin kiosks!" he yelled as the people around him picked him up and moved him closer to Francine's kiosk.

"And I've decided to blow it up!" he yelled but before he could press the button a shot rang out before he dropped the remote from a bullet going through his wrist.

"Next time you are about to blow something up, don't go on a long monologue" Naruto said as he handed Stan his gun back and kicked the man down, breaking his pot.

"My fellow eco warriors! Press the button!" Arboreus yelled as he tried to cover his legs in soil before one of his people picked it up and pressed the button.

Naruto dove towards Francine and Hayley as explosions rang out destroying the surrounding stores around Francine's kiosk as well as the massive center piece glass statue, sending massive shards everywhere while Klaus ran off to protect himself.

"Stay down!" he yelled over the explosions as he said as he pushed them up against him to cover them up from the glass shards that flew at them as he saw Horo bristle her fur as he could see her protecting Hayley and Francine's exposed parts.

As the explosions died down Naruto sighed and checked over Francine and Hayley for any cuts as they calmed down from the intensity of the explosion. "Are you both okay?" he asked as they shakily nodded before frowning and pointing to his back as various shards were poking out of his back.

"Naruto! Are you okay?" Francine asked in fear as he nodded with a smile.

"I'll be fine, I heal fast with Kurama so just pull them out" he said as they nervously pulled the shards out and were surprised as they saw his wounds instantly close up with steam releasing from them.

"The fox is powerful so he keeps his bond safe. Be thankful you are unharmed" Horo said with a frown as Hayley and Francine nodded at her before they continued pulling shards from his back while the really small ones just fell out of him.

After they got all the shards out they turned and saw Stan lying nearby with the spear head pointed at his chest. Once checking him they saw that it only broke his large hanging clock around his neck.

"Who knew that twice in my life that hip-hop will save my life? That is for another story to tell." Stan said dramatically as Hayley helped him up as Naruto picked up Stan's gun and pointed it at Arboreus as he laid on the ground.

"Move and you die kid. I don't know what kind of whack-job you are but you endangered people close to me so you are lucky you aren't dead right now cause I can legally kill you" he said as Arboreus paled and held his hands up as he used his other hand to call in what had happened.

"Oh my god Klaus!" Francine yelled as she ran up to the human Klaus as his lower half of his body was crushed beneath a block of the statue showing he was extremely close to death.

"Mein beautiful body, I'm not going to make it." Klaus said struggling to hold to stay in the body a little longer.

"Stan we can't let him die!" Francine said in distress.

"Well that was the last body the C.I.A had, what do you want me to do?" Stan said not really caring.

"Eh-hmm" Naruto said pointing towards the pets store with fish that looked exactly like Klaus old body there just floating there.

A few hours later, after the cleanup crew had arrived and Stan and Francine had left to save Klaus while Naruto couldn't help but frown at the destroyed muffin kiosk.

He felt bad that Francine's dream of owning a kiosk had died so suddenly. He thankfully had bought the all intensive insurance on it so she would have her lost income recovered and then some.

"It really sucks mom's kiosk was destroyed" Hayley said with a frown as several CIA agents took Arboreus away and threw him in the back of a SUV. Pretty much serving a life sentence in prison due to mall destruction, illegally maintaining C4, and various other charges. "It was actually really fun to work with her and everything" she said as he nodded.

"Yeah but I can probably buy her a small store since people loved her muffins so much. Besides, the profit we made today wasn't destroyed" he said as he held up a damaged register that had only been destroyed on the outside with the money inside still safe.

"You'd really do that for her?" Hayley asked as he chuckled and nodded.

"Of course Hayley, if any of you needed help achieving your dreams I would help you all as much as I could, even if it meant I had to spend millions since money really doesn't matter all that much to me" he said as she smiled and kissed him loving.

"Aw, that's so sweet. Corny but sweet." Hayley teased as he kissed her back and held her close to him before they left the mall with Horo following behind and left for their home.

He let out a tired sigh as they arrived back home to see Francine standing worriedly in his living room before she gave the both of them a hug.

"I'm sorry I left so suddenly but with Klaus and everything it was so hectic" she said as he hugged her back with a chuckle.

"Relax Francine, its all okay. I took care of the mall manager stuff and picked up your payment from the insurance and register and put it in your account" he said as she nodded before he kissed her forehead.

"I'm sorry your kiosk was destroyed but I'll make it up to you soon, I promise" he said as she smiled and nuzzled into his chest.

"How is Klaus? Did you move him to a new body in time?" Hayley asked as she had saw her mother take a goldfish with them as her father had taken Klaus away.

"Yes, a bit depressed at losing his body but the only way to really save him was to transfer his mind to a goldfish" Francine said.

"Well at least he isn't dead" Naruto said as he fell back onto his couch and ran his hand through his hair. "Today has been tiring and right now I just want to rest" he said as Hayley and Francine sat on either side of him and scooted closer to him.

"Yeah, laying down right now sounds perfect" Francine said as they looked up the stairs making him laugh dryly as he stood back up.

"Fine, let's go sleep. If Stan asks we can just say you went to check on Hayley and passed out on my couch" he said as they nodded and followed him upstairs as he draped his arms over their shoulders.

He might be exhausted from the day but sometimes just lying and cuddling with his girls relaxed him more than anything.

-Chapter End-

Official pairings:

Lisa Silver (Main #1)

Hayley Smith (Main #2)

Sooleawa'Uha (Main #3)

Tanqueray/Tiffany (Main #4)

Scarlet Reynolds (Main #5/Submissive)

Francine (secret relationship)

Qurchhhh (Female Pink Furry Alien that looks like Kim Kardashian)

Linda (Francine's Iranian friend/secret Relationship/Bisexual)

Svetlana (mail order bride/possible rogue KGB agent)

Michelle (Angel lawyer)

Debbie (BBW)

Akiko (Older - 16 year old)

Becky Arangino (lives/saved)

Amy/red head (Merlot Down Dirty Shame episode)

Lindsay Coolidge

Hiko Yoshida (Akiko and Toshi's Mom)

Janet Lewis (Principal's daughter)

Louise (Red head from Hurricane episode/w made up name)

Jeanine Winthrop

Jenny Bowen

Carmen Selectra (saved/lives)

Amy (blonde cheerleader)

One night stands or so:

Pandora (Debbie's Goth friend)

Gwen Ling (Francine's sister)

Stress relief/friends with benefits:

Ramona Blooms (Dream Girl/w made up the name)

Jessica (Spring break Buddy)

Charlotte (lying about being an offender to mess with the boys)

Ally (Roger's life coach)

Julie (Francine's fellow CIA wife friend)

Cecilia (possibility/Cleveland show)

And other cheerleaders and strippers

Kurama Pairing:

Matatabi,

OC,

Amaterasu (Okami),

Holo/Horo (Spice and Wolf/smaller animal form)

(Note that throughout the story some girls will be added on for the 'one night stands or so' and 'stress relief/friends with benefits' list due to American Dad currently having 12 seasons. If there are girls we supposedly missed or something, let us know so the additions will be made and be taken under consideration. Of course some girls will not be listed and left out as they are fine as they are on series canon to help out with several plots. As with girls that are in the final pairings that they will be obviously altered and added on in character development to make things more appealing.)

AN: Before anyone complains about us not having the other girls around we would like to explain that the last two episodes we based these last two chapters off of were very Francine-centric. Plus with the timeline we have it being in the middle of summer so most of his girls would be off on vacation with their family. Tiffany would be spending time with her friends with Ammy along. The next chapters will have them coming back and whatnot so do not think we forgot about them ^^ We would never do that ^^Also since the timeline is so out of whack

we've had to change things around or were outright skipping the less important ones, we'll just summarize the ones we're not doing.