Hi and welcome back to the story that has no regular update schedule. So this chapter is kinda short. It's been hard to write recently with mid-terms coming up but now with winter break approaching I'll be able to write more. Once again I don't own anything.

"Huh, what is happening?" Just then Blenden snapped his fingers, knocking the girl out. She was encased in a bubble with a shooting star across the front. Chains grew around it as it was lifted into the sky.

With the rift broken bill was able to emerge from Blenden, rising into the sky as it began to tear open. The time traveler sat up and looked around him, "Oh. Oh man. This is bad! This is real bad! Guys, we've got a situation!" He pressed a button on the side of his watch and disappeared

Bill floated down into the middle of town and rested on the statue of the "town founder" as people began to gather around him. HIs voice came out distorted, "Alright, listen up you one lifespan, three dimensional, five sense skin puppets!" He changed his voice, so it was normal again, "For one trillion years I've been trapped in my own decaying dimension, waiting for a new universe to call my own. Name's Bill! But you can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity!" To show his power to the people he shot a beam out from his eye, melting the statue. The townspeople let out a terrified scream. "Now meet the gang of interdimensional criminals and nightmares I call my friends. 8 Ball! Kryptos! The being whose name must never be said! Haha, what the heck. It's Xanthar. Then, of course, there's also Teeth, Keyhole, Hectorgon, Amorphous Shape, Pyronica, Paci-Fire, and these guys. This is our town now, boys!"

Bill and his friend's laughter was caught off by Mayor Tyler, "Now see here, you unholy triangle fella. As mayor, I strongly urge you to git...git on out of here."

Lazy Susan's voice cut through, "Yeah! Things with one eye are weird."

"We don't like out of towners" Grenda yelled.

"We punch what we don't understand" Manly Dan yelled over the crowd as he ripped a mailbox in two.

Preston stood at the front of the crowd with his wife and daughter. He stared up at the demon, "I would just like to say that as a rich capitalist I welcome your tyrannical rule. Perhaps I could be one of your, uh... horsemen of the apocalypse?" He suggested.

Pacifica looked up at her father, "Dad!"

"Not now, sweetie, the grown-ups are talking."

"Oh wow, that's a great offer. How about instead I shuffle the function of every hole in your face." Bill snapped his finger causing Preston's head to become severely mess up. He fell on the ground in front of his family causing them to scream in horror. "Now it's time we do a little redecorating. I could really use a castle of some sort." He raised his hands as a giant pyramid rose from the sky. "And how about some bubbles of pure madness." Colorful bubbles rose from the ground, filling the air. The townspeople ran away from the town square, trying to find a safe place to hide. "This party never stops. Time is dead, and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside-down, and I reign supreme. Welcome, one and all to Weirdmagedon!"

"So this is how the world ends. Not with a bang but with a boop-boop." Ford said as he stared up at the sky.

"Weirdmagedon," Dipper added.

"No, this is not how the world ends. We have helped stop the end of the world. This is not what it's like." Dean spoke at the two pines.

"Yeah, and who is that?" Sam added.

"That's Bill. The Demon we told you about." Dipper informed the brothers. Just then birds flew over their heads followed by others animals. A deer ran out knocking the young boy over.

"Watch it, stretch" A gnome called out. "We're scampering here."

Ford helped his nephew off the ground, "The rift is shattered. Bill's world is spilling into ours, and every minute his powers grow stronger."

"Well, how did it break?" Sam asked. "If you knew this would happen if it broke why didn't you guard it better?"

That's when Dipper realized, "Mabel! The rift must have cracked inside her backpack. She must be in danger. I have to go find her." He began to run off talking into the walkie he pulled out of his bag. "Mabel! Come in! Mabel!"

Then, all of sudden he was stopped by a hand on his shoulder, "Dipper. Listen to me. We can find your sister soon, but first, we have to stop Bill. If we can blast him back through the rift he came out of, we just might be able to stop him before his weirdness spreads across the entire globe." Ford spoke.

"Your uncle is right Dipper," Dean added. "I know it's hard, but we will find her. I promise."

"Are you sure defeating Bill is even possible?" The boy asked.

"No. I'm not sure. But being a hero means fighting back even when it seems impossible. Will you follow me?" Ford looked down at Dipper.

"To the end of the Earth."

"Good cause that's where we're heading. Also, you might want to step inside." And with that all four men ran into the house slamming the door as the weirdness wave crashed outside.