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Soos stood by his window as the wave crashed over his house. "Abuelita! A tidal wave of madness just went over us!"
He turned when he heard his grandmother talk, "Oh, Soos, such an imagination."
"You've turned into a chair!"
"Why don't you have a seat and relax?"
Soos took a step closer to the chair, "But what about you? And my friends?"
"I'll be fine. You go help the others."
"When the universe is broken, only one handyman can fix it." He kisses Abuelita and runs out the door. "I'm coming for you, friends!"
Stan was outside of the shack hanging up signs for the shack when Gompers the goat bit the tassels off of his fez. He quickly turned around, "Hey! That's it, goat! It's time I threw you off this property for good!" It was just then the weirdness wave washed over them and Gompers grew taller than the trees. "On second thought, I'm gonna run like a coward now." And with that he ran off screaming towards the house as Gompers walks off.
An older man stood in front of a cement wall as he talked to a group of inmates. "Okay, inmates, time to review your finger paintings." He walked by the paintings hung on the wall. They showed pictures of suns and happy trees. "Good. Nice." He then let out a horrified gasp as he came across Gideon's painting. The paper was torn with a knife stuck into it. The word revenge written on it and love written next to a picture of Mabel. The man let out a small sigh, "Gideon, does this look like someone who's ready to re-enter society?"
A man by the name of Ghost Eyes spoke up for the young boy, "Gideon's unappreciated in his time!"
Gideon rested his hand on Ghost Eyes arm, "Oh, Ghost-Eyes, you're making me blush!"
Another prisoner spoke up, "Gideon makes prison life worth living!"
They all joined in chanting the young physics name before they were cut off by the corner of the building crumbling due to the bite taken out of it by the giant goat. The prisoners let out a shocked gasp. Gideon took a step forward towards the opening allowing the a three headed bird to land on his finger. "Oh my. Bill came through"
Bill and his friends were huddled around the melted statue, planning what to do next. "Ready to cause some havoc, boys?" They all let out a laugh. Little to their knowledge Dipper, Ford, Dean and Sam had snuck into the clock tower. Ford kneeled down at opened the box he had been carrying. "Ah, my quantum destabilizer. I've been waiting a long time to use this."
"Did you build this?" Sam gestured down to the machine.
Yes and we're only gonna have one chance to take this shot." He rested the device on the window, aiming it at Bill. "Steady... steady... and…"
Just then another wave washed over them bringing the bell to life. "Woohoohoohoohoohoohoohoohoo. I'm alive now." Ford flinched at the surprising sound making him fire the gun, missing bill and only blasting a hole through his hat.
Bill turned around to face the clock tower. "Well, well, well, and here I thought today couldn't get any BETTER." He pointed his finger and blasted the top of the tower, destroying it.
The four men laid in the wreckage. Dipper coughed and looked up, "Great uncle Ford."
He grunted as he looked at Dipper, "Dipper!Take my journals!" he slid his back back over to the young boy who quickly picked up the bag, along with journal 3. "Listen, I know of one other way to defeat Bill, it's-" Just then he heard a sound behind him, "Oh, no! Dipper! WInchesters! Run! Get down!"
The three did as they were told as they quickly ran down the stairs of the tower.
Bill rose up behind the older man, with the six finger symbol on his eye. "Good old six-fingers. I've been waiting an," he let his voice get deeper, "ETERNITY" then back to normal, "to have a chat face to face." He used his powers to lift Ford up and into the air causing the man to let out a small scream. He held him in front of his friends, "Everyone, this armageddon wouldn't be possible without help from our friend here. Give him a six-fingered hand!" The monsters cheered. Dipper and the two men ran out from behind the clock tower and behind some trees to get a better look. "This brainiac is the one who built the portal in the first place! Now don't look so sour, Fordsy. It's not too late to join me. With that extra finger, you'd fit right in with my freaks."
"I'll die before I join you! I know your weakness, Bill!"
"Oh yeah? And I know a did the old man do this?" Bill held his arms up.
"This?" Ford mimicked his pose, before Bill turned him to a gold statue.
"Because I needed a new backscratcher!" His friends and him burst out laughing.
"That's enough!" Dipper shouted.
"Dipper, no!" Dean yelled.
The young boy ignored him as he walked towards the demon."Hand over my Uncle! Or else!" He held up journal 3.
"Kid what are you doing?" Dean asked as he stood next to him.
"Now isn't. This."He flew up to Dipper and his eye glowed white; a deep voice mixed with his normal voice, "INTERESTING." His voice returned to normal. "My old puppet is back for an encore. You think you can stop me? You think he can stop me? Go ahead, Pine Tree, show me what you've got."
Dipper began to flip through the book, shining the black light on the pages. I...uh... I... uh…" It was then that he read the words. "IF HE GAINS PHYSICAL FORM THEN ALL IS LOST!"
"I UM I. Do it, kid. Do some brilliant thing that takes me down right now. Whattdya got, Pine Tree, everyone's waiting. DO IT."
Dipper jumped at Bill, aiming for his eye, "Augh, BILL!" His fist hit a force field in front of Bill's eye and he was thrown backward into a tree taking Dean along with him; he rubbed his head after the impact. "Ugh…" He reached put for the journal only for all three of them to be pulled into the air by Bill.
"That's right. Don't be a hero, kid." He waved Ford back and forth. "This is what happens to heroes in my world." For emphasis he made the journals burst into flames letting them drop to the ground.
"NO THE JOURNALS!" Dipper shouted.
"Oh and you two." Bill pulled their guns and knives from them, melting them in the air before letting them join the ruined journal on the ground. "Did you really think those were gonna stop me? I'm not like anything you've ever fought before." Bill and his friends started to laugh. "Not much of a threat now, are you?" Bill turned to his friends, "Now can anyone remind me why we came here?"
8-Ball shouted, "To get WEIRD!"
"THAT'S RIGHT! VIP party at the Fearamid. Oh, and 8 Ball, Teeth, you've earned a treat, have those three for a snack."