Disclaimer: I do not own Oregairu. Oregairu is the property of Watari Wataru

"One more thing, Onii-chan." Komachi raises her hand, "When will you bring Yagami-nee home?"

"…"

"I'm sure Mom and Dad would be thrilled to hear the news!" Komachi exclaims. "After all, I doubt they would have ever thought you could pull something like this."

"Now wait jus-" I begin before I get cut off.

"C'mon, Onii-chan," whined Komachi. "I wanna see the person who managed to change you so much. I thought I would have to take care of you forever!"

"Komachi, why do you hurt your brother so?" I look at her with pleading eyes.

"Just answer the question, Onii-chan!"

"I-It's too early for that Komachi!" I argue, "I mean we haven't even been together that long."

"Oh? So how far have you two gone?" Komachi fires back. Then she grins, "Did you guys already… kiss?"

The girls suddenly scoot a little closer. I feel like I'm trapped.

"I…"

They all look intensely at me.

"I…"

They push away the hair from their ears to hear better.

"I PLEAD THE FIFTH!"

Komachi, Isshiki, and Yuigahama all look at each other confused by my answer.

Only Yukinoshita slaps her face and sighs, "Hikigaya-kun, although it is highly probable that your future resides in and out of the courtroom… however, you are currently not under the jurisdiction of the law."

"Jeez, Senpai, you really had me confused there."

"Hikki, you are so weird."

"What am I going to do with you, Onii-chan?"

The girls all just sit there shaking their heads at me.

I've had enough of this talk, so I decide to end it. "Anyways, that's how it is. Now you know how we started dating. So can we drop the matter now?"

"Avoiding the question, eh Senpai?"

"C'mon, Hikki, you can tell us!"

"How like this rascal to weasel out of a simple question. Hmpf."

Isshiki, Yuigahama, and Yukinoshita wouldn't let this end so easily. However, an unlikely hero came to my rescue.

"Leave Onii-chan alone!" Komachi came to my defense. "He said he doesn't want to answer!"

It surprised us all when the deviant who started the questions herself ordered us to drop the matter.

"But, Komachi-chan, you were the one who asked first, right?" said the confused Yuigahama.

"That's besides the point, Yuigahama-chan" rebutted my little sister. Then she turned around and made the girls move to the opposite side of the room from me. She loudly whispered, "After all… don't you want to discuss how you guys can seduce Onii-chan?"

The girls all looked at me from where they were and looked back at Komachi.

"Isn't Hikki, like, totally heads over heel for Yagami-san?"

"Can Senpai still be conquered?! Teach me, Komachi-chan!"

"W-why would I care if I can capture the heart of such a pathetic being?" Yukinoshita glances over at me, "Although, please carry on."

The girls may be whispering amongst each other, but in such close quarters, it's hard for me not to overhear them. "You guys know I can hear everything, right?" I let them know before I hear something I probably shouldn't.

After realizing that their efforts to communicate without me knowing failed, the faces of Yukinoshita, Isshiki, and Yuigahama quickly turned read.

"H-how rude, Hikigaya-kun! I should have known you to be someone who eavesdrops!"

"Senpai, that's a real turn-off! Please don't do it again!" Damn you, Isshiki.

"Eww, Hikki! So gross!"

"My Onii-chan really doesn't know how maidens' heart work, does he?" Komachi says as she shakes her head with her eyes closed.

"Tch. Fine, then." I get up, "I'll just go get some Max Coffee, then. What do you want, Komachi?"

"I'll have some chocolate milk, Onii-chan!"

I'm about to leave the room when the other voices stop me.

"I'll have Iced-tea, Senpai! Thanks!"

"I guess I'll have the soy milk, then. Thanks Hikki." Oi, Yuigahama. How much bigger do you want those breasts to be?

"I suppose I'll have you obtain the Yasai Seikatsu 100 strawberry mix for me. Don't get it infected, Hikigerma-kun."

"…" I just stare at them to let them reflect upon their own shameless selfishness. Unfortunately, this method is ineffective, "You guys are real slave drivers, you know that?"

"Thanks again, Hikki!" Yuigahama says with a radiant smile.

"Whatever," I mutter as I leave to retrieve the drinks.

By the time I get back to the clubroom, it's almost time to leave.

I open the door expecting to pay hell. "Sorry I'm late, guys. Heres your dri…."

When I turn to face them, they all have smiling faces that greet me. I can only assume that they deemed me disposable as I could not even manage to bring their drinks in a reasonable time.

"H-heh, sorry for the wait, guys." I say sheepishly. "Don't worry about paying me ba-"

"Hikigaya-kun," Yukinoshita interrupts me. "About our job this Saturday."

"…Yes?" What are they bringing this up now for?

Yukinoshita looks at Yuigahama and they both nod their heads as if confirming something, "There has been a slight change of plans."

-Yuigahama P.O.V-

As we're on our way home from school, Yukinon and I talk about today's events.

"I can't believe Hikki went and actually found a girlfriend…" I pout. "And with a dumb light novel, too!"

"Indeed, it is quite a miracle, isn't it?"

"I mean, how does something like that even happen?! We aren't some characters in a crappy fanfiction!"

"Of course not, Yuigahama-san!" Yukinon defiantly declares! "We will show Hikigaya what he's truly missing out on!"

"Haah," I decide to tease her a bit. "Wasn't it just, like, the other day when you finally realized you actually had feelings for Hikki?"

"W-what?!" Yukino began to get flustered. "When did I ever state that I had feelings for Hikigaya-kun?"

Teasing her is just too fun, "Then why did you join the strategy meeting just a while ago? C'mon, Yukinon. You can be honest with me."

"T-that's because…" she tries to come up with an excuse as I go in for a hug. "Stop that, Yuigahama-san! People are giving us weird looks."

"Anyways, don't worry about it, Yukinon." I say as I release her. "You don't have to spell it out for me, 'cuz I already know."

"Like I said, Yuigahama-san," Yukinon starts. "I don't know what you're ta-"

"So, Yukinon," I hold my hands out to her. "Let's do our best to get Hikki!"

Looking defeated, Yukinon eventually takes me hand and gives it a soft shake. "Yes, lets. And let's promise to not allow this to affect our friendship no matter what."

"Well, duh, dummy!" I say. "Yukinon can be so silly sometimes. Haha."

"Yuigahama-san," Yukinon looks serious suddenly. "I would appreciate it if you would not say such false things. It is truly unbecoming of you."

I stop and stare at her for a second in silence. She does the same.

"Jeez, Yukinon! You're so funny!" I laugh as I pounce on her for another hug.

-Random old man P.O.V-

As I was walking home, I saw a beautiful scene unfold before my eyes. Two beautiful girls, full of youth, were passionately embracing one another. I believe this sight made my poor eyes 20 years younger. The smooth and porcelain-like skin of the dark-haired girl was breathtaking. The contrast with her school uniform and the area of skin above her socks and below her skirt, the forbidden territory… I could not seem to peel my eyes away. However, there was still more to see when you look at the cute pink-haired girl. The curvaceous shape of her body and her well-developed bosom showed the appeal of someone exceeding her age. The innocent contact these two angels make…Oh kami-sama, I am ready to pass on! I have been blessed and have no more regrets in my life!"

I slowly lose consciousness and the last thing I hear is…

"SOMEONE HELP! THIS OLD MAN JUST HAD A RANDOM NOSEBLEED AND COLLAPSED!"

Author's Notes:

Hey, it's me again. On time and everything. Haha, just kidding. Although I wanted to update sooner, I just couldn't because of all the stupid little things you have to do as a high school senior these days. At least I come bearing good news, though! I got into my 1st choice university with a full tuition scholarship, so I guess your boi getting his education for free. Cheers! I don't know if this means I can update more often, because I still have a lot of other things such as AP courses and exams to take care of, but I'll try my best.

Anyways, how'd you like this chapter? That last bit was added on a spur of the moment, but hope you liked it, haha. Like always, if you have any constructive criticism or anything you want to say about my story, leave it in the reviews. I read all of them. Until next time, guys!