"Welcome, my loyal viewers, to a semi-new season of Total Drama."
Chris is standing on top of the World Tour Cargo Plane.
"As you may already know, this season will be a repeat of our season three competition, in that we'll be going around the world and visiting places like Tokyo, Paris, Rio de Jianero, and more. The only difference is that eighteen of you guys will be joining us on this wondrous journey for cheesy tabloid fame, cultural experiences, and 1! Million! DOLLARS!"
The scene flashes and changes to Chris standing right in front of the cargo plane.
"Let's meet our contestants for this season."
A giant tour bus shows up, similar to the one from World Tour. The first contestant to step out is a girl with blond, shoulder length hair, and a half-braid crown encircling her head. She also has blue eyes and is wearing a purple t-shirt, black and purple horizontally-striped skirt, and pink sneakers.
Claire: "Hey, Chris. Great show you have. I think I might like being here, y'know? Because of the...thrill. Heh heh."
Chris grins.
Chris: "Salutations to you as well, Claire. I hope you like PAIN!"
Claire: "Great, can't wait."
Chris: "Charming. Come stand on my right."
Another contestant, this time a guy, appears from the bus. He has dirty blond, frontal-spiked, relatively short hair, green eyes, and is wearing gray sweatpants, a navy blue t-shirt, black sneakers, a black fedora, and a shark tooth necklace.
Chris: "Yo, Matt, what is up?"
Matt: "The ratings, duh. Hahaha."
Chris: "Just come stand on my left."
The next contestant is another female, with red, shoulder-length, straight and fringed hair, and blue eyes. wearing a light blue dress shirt tied up to show her midriff, cream capris, and brown sandals.
Robin: "Whoo, Robin is here. Watch this."
She runs out of the bus, then lets out a huge fart, causing Chris and Claire to gag, and Matt to pass out.
Chris: "Stand on my left before someone dies. Please."
Robin: "Hmph. Killjoy."
The next contestant to appear has long, light blond hair with a small ponytail, blue eyes, and wears a white shirt, tan cargo shorts, and light brown sandals.
Seth: "Salvete, o amici. Spero enim fore ut posset bene."
(Translation: Greetings, fellow friends. I hope that we will be able to get along well.)
Chris: "Yeah, yeah, guten tag to you to. Come stand on my right."
Seth: "Actually, that was Latin."
Chris: "Now! And speak English around me, or you're off the show."
The next contestant has long, wild, black hair, light green eyes, and is wearing a black jacket, black pants, black boots, and a blue necklace.
Chris: "Hey, Leia."
Leia: "Mess with me, you'll get what's coming to you."
Chris cringes and holds up his hands.
Chris: "It's cool, all cool. Just...stand on my left."
The next contestant has short, brown hair that's combed to the side with a fringe, green eyes, and is wearing a green hoodie with a black t-shirt, tracksuit bottoms, and blue runners.
Chris: "Hey there, Rhys."
Rhys: "Top o' the morning to you, Chris. Here, fancy a drink?"
Rhys pulls a bottle of specialty beer from his bag and offers it to Chris.
Chris: "Okay, this is my one and only warning: Do not let me see that stuff, or you risk getting kicked off. Capiche?"
Rhys: sigh "Okay. But I can keep it, right?"
Chris: "Just come stand on my right."
The next contestant has short red hair, brown eyes, and is wearing a pink t-shirt, pink jeans, and pink shoes. She is also carrying a guitar.
Chris: "Sheesh, obsess much, Ciara?"
Ciara: "...maybe."
Chris: "Anyway, come stand on my right."
The next contestant has dark brown, close-cut hair that reaches his ears, blue eyes, and is wearing a white dress shirt, jeans, a silver belt buckle, and work boots. He also appears to be rather large.
Chris: "Nice of you to join us, Tobias."
Tobias: "Thanks, Chris. It's an honor to be here."
Chris: "Cool. Come stand on my left."
The next contestant has long black hair, dark blue eyes, and is wearing a white tank top with a pink trim, pink bow flats, white ankle socks, and black square-frame glasses. She seems rather nervous.
Chris: "Alina, how's it going?"
Alina: "Terrible. I wanna go home."
Chris: "Wow, you seem really upset. Too bad I don't care. Now stand on my right."
Tobias: "Hey, not cool, man. Show a little respect."
Chris: "...right. 'Respect.' Good one, Toby. Moving on."
The next contestant has a raven black ponytail, prussian blue eyes, and is wearing a long sleeved blue flannel shirt, a black tank top underneath the flannel, dark blue jeans, black combat boots, and black fingerless gloves.
Chris: "Glad to see you made it, Riley."
Riley: "Glad to torture us as well, I'm sure."
His voice carries a slight Romanian accent.
Chris: "Yes, yes I am. Come stand on my left."
The next contestant has long dark brown hair with an indigo streak, one almond-colored eye and one blue eye, and is wearing a black beret, a black/white striped t-shirt, a blue skirt w/ shorts, and gray hightops.
Chris: "Welcome, Bianca."
Bianca: "Hey there, Chris. I'm ready to play this game."
Chris: "Lovely. Come stand on my left."
The next contestant has shoulder-length black hair, steel-grey eyes with rings under them, and is wearing a baseball cap, black t-shirt, tattered grey-brown jacket, ripped jeans and old sneakers.
Chris: "How's it going, Damon?"
Damon: "Cram it, McLean. I'm not talking to you."
Chris: "Sheesh, fine. Just come stand in my right."
The next contestant has wild and crazy shoulder-length hair, green eyes, and is wearing a white shirt w/ a rainbow colored star, a teal and purple headband, blue jeans, teal flip flops, and gold hoop earrings. She also appears to be of Indian heritage.
Chris: "How's it going, Shania?"
Shania: "Chris, I'd like to point out, that the bus you placed us on is very bad for the environment. Next time, I'd like a bus that—"
Leia: "Nobody cares, you hippie."
Shania: "What did you just call me? Oh, it is on."
Shania runs up to her and tries to attack her, but she is grabbed and restrained by Tobias.
Tobias: "Please don't do this. It's our first day here."
Chris: "Well, I'm glad we have some drama. However, I would like to point out that if I get a lawsuit for violence or whatever, this show will lose its ratings, get pulled off the air, and then you all can kiss that prize money goodbye."
Shania: "Hmph, fine. But I got my eye on you, missy."
Chris: "Wonderful. Now that you're on the left, a.k.a. the correct side, we'll just be moving on."
The next contestant has a blond mullet, brown eyes, and is wearing a blue hoodie over a yellow t-shirt, skinny blue jeans, and grey sneakers.
Chris: "Hi, Dominic. Glad you could join us."
Dominic: "Cool. Tha-that's cool, I guess."
Chris: "Sheesh, you basket cases are all the same. Just come stand on my right."
The next contestant has pure red hair styled in a bob cut and a lasso with a pink bow, dark brown eyes, and is wearing a blue blouse, pink skirt, and black sneakers.
Chris: "Hello, Mavis. Glad you made it here."
Mavis: "Hey, Chris, got any aluminum foil? I need a hat to protect myself from the aliens. Also, do you know if there are any commies around for me to annihilate?"
Chris: "Uh...just, come stand on my right. Please."
Mavis: "Cool beans. I'll just wait for that foil, then."
The next contestant has slightly messy, neck-length black hair, brown eyes, and is wearing a long-sleeved blue/black plaid shirt, jeans with a belt, and black/white gym shoes. He also appears to be of Japanese heritage.
Chris: "Kai, what's up, dude?"
Kai: "Yo, Chris, it is awesome to be here. Glad I was chosen, dude."
Chris: "I think I have a special surprise for you, kiddo."
Kai: "Awesome, can't wait."
Chris: snickers to himself "Great. Now come stand on my left."
The next contestant has waist-length black hair with blue streaks, brown eyes, and is wearing a grey short-sleeved shirt with black long sleeves underneath, blue and green plaid skirt with a chain, black tights, black boots and a black beanie.
Chris: "Brooke, you came. How exciting."
Brooke: "Of course I did. A million dollars is a pretty good reason to be on this show."
Chris: "Frankly, it's the only good reason, but come stand on my right."
The next contestant has dark brown shoulder-length hair, hazel eyes, and is wearing a dull maroon short sleeved button up shirt, a black and white sweater left open, black and white sneakers and dark blue jeans.
Chris: "Bianca Eliza Artiz, meet Bianca Silver."
Bianca EA: "Oh, nice to meet you."
Bianca S: "Bite me, b*tch."
Everyone Else: le gasp
Chris: "Well, that shoukd make things interesting."
Bianca S: "You're a bastard, Chris."
Chris: "Thank you. Now come stand on my left."
Bianca EA: "But she's mean, don't stick her on our side."
Chris: "Your complaint shall be noted...and ignored. Now, as you may already know—"
Chris is interrupted by two more contestants getting off the bus. The first one has spiky light brown hair, brown eyes, and is wearing a light blue, short-sleeved dress shirt, khakis, and black sneakers. He appears to be of Native American descent.
Jake: "Hey, Alex, when we win the million dollars, what do you plan to—wait, something's not right. Excuse me, does anyone know where Don is?"
Chris: "Uh, that lousy excuse of a host isn't here. Who are you two?"
The last person to step out of the bus has frizzy blond hair, blue eyes, and is wearing a grey T-shirt, denim jeans, and red sneakers.
Alex: "I'm Alex, and this here's my buddy, Jake. We're here for the Ridonculous Race."
Chris stands stock still, then bursts out laughing. Some time later, he regains his composure.
Alex: "I don't get it, what's so funny?"
Chris: "Well, in case you didn't know, this is not that stupid competition. This is, in fact, another season of Total Drama."
Jake: "Alex, you said you got us tickets to norther Ottowa."
Alex: "I thought I did."
Kai: "Sorry, dudes. I'm afraid this is northern Ontario."
Alex: "Oh, I see. I think I got them mixed up because they both start with the letter 'O,' and so—"
Jake:"Alex, we're great friends, so I'll be perfectly honest with you."
Alex: "Oh, what's up?"
Jake takes a deep breath before shouting in Alex's face.
Jake: "YOU'RE AN IDIOT!!!"
Alex: "Sheesh, who pissed in your cheerios?"
Jake: "YOU, YA GODDAMN SHITHEAD! HOW CAN CONFUSE TWO PARTS OF THE COUNTRY THAT YOU LIVE IN?! I'M THE AMERICAN, I SHOULD BE THE ONE THAT'S UNABLE TO LOCATE TORONTO!!!"
Chris: "Anywho, I just decided you two will play my game instead of...that game. Congrats, you two will be on opposite teams."
Jake: "FINE BY ME! Can't believe we're stuck here."
Alex: "Alright, million dollar death trap. So does that mean we're headed back to Pahkitew Island?"
Chris: "Well, I was getting to that before you interrupted me." clears throat "Anyway, as I was going to say, this season, we're going around the world again. Who knows where we'll be headed? Who knows what's going to happen? Who knows when my intern will bring the smoothie I asked for AN HOUR AGO?!?!"
An intern walks up to him, looking rather nervous, eith a smoothie cup in hand.
Chris: "Thank you."
Riley: "Get on with it!"
Chris: "Don't rush me, dude. Anyway, tune in next time, on Total. Drama. World Tour. Again."
A/N: Sorry this took so long. I had to start waking up at four for my new college schedule, and my homework has been getting in the way of my life. But on the bright side, this fic and I are still alive.
On a sidenote, here's how things will work: At the end of every episode, you will have the chance to name a country the cast will go to. The first three to five countries will be selected, and a random number generator will determine the next destination. If you have a specific country you wish to send everyone, PM me and I will do my best to write an episode based on where they end up. Also, occasionally, I may throw in a veteran cast member. I will let you know when I do that, and you will vote for one of three candidates. For now, just name a country, and I will do my best to continue the story.
This is Ytterbius, signing out (for now).
P.S.: I also need some team names. If could suggest some, that would be great.