A rather wealthy looking room, for what is supposedly an average suburban teenager's room, book cases covered in magazines, bobble heads of football players, CDs, and so many other pop culture items. The queen sized bed is centered in the room with the headboard against the wall, second floor window to the left of anyone sleeping on the bed, bedroom door to the right, and a 22 inch tv sitting on a dresser beyond the foot of the bed. A teenage boy...who looks more like he should be in his upper twenties, but is wearing a tattered sleeve t-short and blue jeans and tattered semi-long hair so perhaps he is supposed to be a teenager, comes into the room frantic.

"I just have to stay awake," he mutters going back and forth.

Despite this he hops onto the bed and flips the tv on, a black and white cartoon is playing, the cute petite girl on the screen is standing in a field with an umbrella and singing,

"I am NiNi,
Nana,
Nina,
The Darling Devil Doll,
I am hear to sing and dance,
Arn't you entranced,
By my silly little song,
I, can, go, all, night, long."

She stops and winks to the screen, "But I won't..."

She claps her hands together, "Oh look kiddies, its my good friend Lamb A' Belle."

The boy's eyes go wide as he see a sultry humanoid sheep with wool barely covering her like a two piece bikini, big bips, little black shoes, and black gloves. If not for her sheepish face, wool covered head and sheep ears he'd think her super hot.

"What game are we going to play today?" asks the girl cupping her hands before the waist of her black dress.

"Well, NiiiNa," bleets the sheep girl, "My sisters and I are going to count,"

She holds up a number card with a 1 on it, like she's the girl between boxing matches and walks over to a white picket fence. She hops over while shouting "One" and giggles.

"Two," quickly shouts a second Sheep girl identicle to the first leaping over the fence and landing on the first, "Uh oh,"

They are face to face, breasts to breasts, legs interlocked, "How inappropriate," they both mutter looking at the screen.

"Three," shouts a third, leaping over them legs spread, she shakes her wool bikini bottom and little sheep tail at the other two, "let's go play in the meadow,"

All three skip away daintidly while a "Four" does a back flip *sticks the landing* over the fence, *giggles* and skips after. Before the next one can finish her jump the boy clicks the remote, there is a weird pause of static as he says, "That was weird, hot, but that shit is going to put me to sleep."

He clicks the remote again in frustration and its the same girl as the opening of the cartoon, she is standing beside a very heavely soft looking bed, "It is time," she sings in a lullabye tune, "to go to bed,"
"Sleep tight, and rest your head,"
"You will not be dead,"
"Because I will carve up Fred,"

The boy shakes his head, "the fuck?"

She continues singing, "Time to go to beddy, so I can continue this episode with Freddy."

"Fuck I already fell asleep!" screams the boy sitting up.

There comes a tapping from inside the tv, the girl is tapping on the screen, "No, you are awake." she says with a smile, "But please get back in your beddy, I really want to meet this Freddy."

She sings,
"Because I am NiNi,
Nana,
Nina,
The Darling Devil Doll,"

The boy rushes to the door, suddenly black inky hair shoots out from around the screen, covering the window and the door, twitching thorns extending outwards from the bundles of black wet ink like hair.

"The Darling Devill Doll...Of Nightmares!"

She laughs, "Oh hoo, hooo, hooo, hooo,"

She stops, "Wait...I think I'm parodying the wrong movie franchise right now."

All the hair quickly retracts into the screen, it goes static for a split second before she stretches her torso from the surface of the screen while holding a mallet and brings it down on the boys head; however rather than crush his skull the mallet explodes into green smoke which moves of its own accord, soaking into the boy's ears, eyes, nose, mouth, and even the surface of his skin through the pores. He falls over in deep sleep on the floor.

Nina the Darling Devil Doll leaps free of the tv, in this world she'd barely be five feet tall if that, a petite little thing. She walks over the boy and pretends to push a button *an actual circle with a light appears* in the air over the boy's head. A *ding* sound can be heard and she steps up. She is standing on the air above the boys head and presses another imaginary button in the air facing the opposite direction. Another *ding* sound, the sound of elevator doors closing, and a square white portal appears under her and she descends, standing like a proper young lady riding the elevator.

******

The boy is running through an old boiler room like maze

"I'm gonna get you bitch boy!" comes the echoing familiar voice of Freddy Kruegar. As Freddy comes around the corner however the boy spots a door that opens to a black and white field with Lamb A' Belle inside, "hurry you'll be safe in here!"

The boy runs through the door which slams shut just before Freddy can reach it, "More dream master bull shit," he growls as he opens the door, its just darkness.

A girl's voice echoes from all directions, "One, two, I'm coming for you."

"Da' fuck?" whispers Freddy curling his lip and looking around.

"Three, four, you can't get through that door."

Freddy shuts it and clicks his knife fingers, "Somebody wants to play with Freddy,"

"Five, six, I'm more hyper than pixie stix."

A pipe rattles and explodes shooting a flood of wrapped pixie stix down on Freddy.

"I'm a gonna get ya' bitch," says Freddy clickins his knives and walking around the corner, an eager expression on his face.

"Seven, eight, better not masturbate."

A scroll of Lamb A' Belle unfurls from the ceiling beside Freddy on the wall.

He slashes it and says, "I'm going to carve you up like mutton bitch."

"Nine, ten, suffer for your sin."

Nina pops up behind Freddy, he turns to slash and she vanishes into the floor, she pops up behind him again at an angle where she's have to be coming from the air behind him in a portal, "I am NiNi,"

She vanishes as he turns to slash.

"Nana," she sings coming from the wall, vanishing,

Then from around a corner, "Nina,"

She twirls into the hall around the corner, no where to be seen when Freddy runs there, appearing instead upside down standing on the cieling, "The Darling Devil Doll,"

She flips down, and slams her fist into the wall, everything turns into static, like static molded in the shape of the boiler room maze before turning back to normal. Her head morphs huge with dagger teeth, a spiral of darkness in her shark like eyes, six cone tongues, three flat tongues, and one snake tongue rolling about like tentacles from her massive maw, her hands have morphs into giant claws digging into the walls. Freddy can't see it, but he can tell the rest of her body has morphed into something massive filling the hall behind her, like a massive serpent, "Of Nightmares!" she roars, the shockwave sending Freddy tumbling back, through where the door and wall the boy had escaped into should have been but is now like flimsy paper. Freddy tumbles through darkness.

Eventually he splats through a curtain of ink like material, but it doesn't stick, and into a sunny field, falling down onto what is clearly a golf course. He stands up and looks around, "Some bitch is horning in on my territory huh?" he clicks his knife fingers.

"What a foul mouthed lout," the source of this gruff voice is a crocodile, standing up right, wearing a very old fashioned golf outfit, holding a golf club, beside him are three others.

"Indeed," says one of the other rather realistic looking despite its distorted posture and attire crocodiles.

"Get off the green," says the third, "if you arn't playing golf."

"Out of my way I'm gutting that bitch just like..." Freddy's claws break on the crocodile man's abdomen.

"Oooh," starts that one in a berrotone voice, the others following,
"Oooh,"
"Ooooh,"
"OOOH,"

They march, elbows swinging in unison as Freddy looks at his glove and back at them in disbelief, "We are the Crododile quartet,

"Ooooh, oooh, oooh, OOOH, you are in for pain we bet,"

"oooh, OOOH, OOOOH, OOOOOH, you'd better get!"

Freddy takes off running realizing his powers arn't working as though he were in the real world. However in a moment he realized he is running on a green treadmill built into the grass. However the Crocodile Quartet are off back to playing golf as though they don't even notice him. He stops and tumbles from the grassy treadmill, only to suddenly be hit by a golf cart flying over the green. A porcupine man and an Opossum man step off the cart.

"What do we have here," hisses the Opossum man, "some lost soul trying to play through?"

"When I get my hands on that cartoon bitch," hisses Freddy standing up, only to be grabbed by the neck of his shirt and thrown against the cart, "I'm Mackupine," says the porcupine man, "and I'm not funny,"

He pulls two quills off his back and stabs them into Freddy's eyes, a surge of electricity flying from his four fingered light brown gloves through the quills and into Freddy's screaming face.

"Uh...Mack," says the Opossum, "that wasn't in the script."

"Don't care," hisses Mackupine his teeth like daggers and eyes glowing red, his voice a nightmare to hear, "I am a demon designed to torment the souls of the damned, regardless of their source, this souls demands to be tortured!"

Far away *really this is a MASSIVE golf course*, in the golf clubhouse *surprisingly the building is NOT shaped like a golf club* Nina is sipping a tea while watching a tv showing Freddy being tortured, and then his limp twitching body being tossed into a golf club cab by Mackupine, tossed into the cart, and then driven through a hatch that opens in the ground to a fiery pit with violen music playing from within. It closes and an iris out appears on the screen with Lamb A' Belle coming out, "That's the show folks. Darling Devil Doll and Lamb A' Belle vs Freddy Krueger...oooh, wasn't that fun kiddies? Stay tuned, same Darling channel, same Darling adventures."