Title: Pregnancy
Minato decided to read every book on pregnancy when he learned Kushina was expecting. So he could be the best supporting husband (Insert many exclamation points and hearts here).
One week later, the council seriously considered to ask Inoichi Yamanaka to erase the knowledge of the hundred and more things that could go wrong from his mind and banning him from the medical library. With the stress levels he had reach, they could use a "to prevented the Hokage's death" clause to surpass his authority.
Kushina (whose temper had only worsened exponentially as the pregnancy progressed) threatened to create a stasis seal which would keep the councilmen alive as she *** [Cf. footnote] if Inoichi so much as thought to use his clan's technique near her husband. In fact she extended it to every people who so much as thought to attack/touch her husband (her possessiveness had also worsened).
Kakashi persuaded the hospital's head and ex-apprentice of Tsunade to check daily on Kushina and her baby.
The council considered giving him another promotion for saving Konoha's Hokage's mental health. Kakashi negotiate a pay raise and another traumatism marked on his file (for knowing too much about the inner details of pregnancy in general and Kushina's pregnancy in particular).
He was persuaded that, if his file contains more than 75% of traumatisms and other reasons why he was the worst mental head case in Konoha, the psychologist department would stop to requested appointments (He underestimate them, they only give up when it reached 83%; tenacity was a shinobi value).
-OS end-
Author's note about ***: This passage has been deleted to keep this fic's rating low, we apologize for the inconvenience.