div class="markup"jake sat by his kind of boyfriend kind of not. 'so do you like tom cats?' he looked over. 'what do you mean by this.' jake was too socially awkward to speak to him so he wandered off, getting his paws muddy as he walked through th rain. he saw that one tuxedo freak he had traveled with for like three days. "hi" he siad. because the fandom had gotten to tallstar, he had turned into a hermaphrodite. 'oh hi jake-y wakey." tallstar went out of character just long enough to make many mistakes. jake touched him and a small, bi colored cat popped out. "crap." he had smudged some of his mud on tallstars fur with the mud on his paws. "we need to get rid of this smudge." jake looked around for a wash cloth "no thats our son." tallstar responded. "shit" jake picked up the piece of crap and went running, determined not to have to drain his bank account on another bastard son. but before he could reach the burlap sack factory, his twolegs picked him up. "oh hi jake-y wakey." they brought him back to his place with pineconestar, and he looked around nervously. "hi jake. who is this." said the living dirt. "oh i found him." he made the same excuse all warrior cats rpers use, and it worked. "oh ok. know his name?" he thought back to the mud on his thots fur. "oh it's smooch. i mean smudge." pinestar picked up smudge. "you are my replacement son. dont be evil." jake spun around, noticing his twolegs walking in doors. "hey jakey-wakey, weve got ur friend a collar." somehow they knew his name by observing these weird cats behavior, so they put the jingle-rope around his neck. jake got to pretend he wasnt the parent, so pinestar took full custody of the living abomination and gave him his lazy, ginger cat attracted personality/div