jake sat outside, looking into the forest. he saw a clone of himself, shook. "oh no, that must be nutmeg's mistake." he ran away as fast as usain bolt, trying to find something to do besides die form all these children suffocating him. pinestar followed him. "jake-y wakey, our son got beaten up by a forest cat." "i told you he's not my son." jake swept his emo hair to the side. he had grown it out just like his darkest son, though they never met after his mother phased them into reality. "jake dont be like that." pinestar gave his cat husband a kiss, and harper collins edited it out. pinestar gave his not-cat husband a lick, smiling. "i'm expecting jake-y wakey." 'what" jake said "but arent you a tom?" pinestar spun around. "did you just assume that? just because i have a male body doesnt mean im a male cat." jakey wakey looked at the magical abomination and nodded. "okay okay it's alright. who's the father?" "you" jake blinked. he thought he had worn protection. "well darn." pinestar then gave birth to that one kittypet who replaced rusty, sasha's friend, and cody, that one cat who was in the second arc for two seconds. "wow you cant have ANY decent children?" pinestar looked up "speak for yourself your son is the whole reason my son was a bad dad like me." jake realized that pinestar knew about his in-fidelity. "darn. i sowwy." pinestar looked up. "it's ok. now we can raise all these side characters in peace."