jake sat down on the table, a big twoleg in a giant white labcoat looking at him. he didnt know why his owners had drug him from the pub over here, but he knew it couldnt be good. the twoleg raised his hands, subduing the little neon orange cat. he yowled at the twoleg. how dare he interupt his time with his new boyfriend and girlfriend, nut egg and pinestark? of course it was never at the same time, but who cared. the twoleg placed his hand on his crotch. jake spun around. the twoleg spun around. jakes left testicle went flying into the air. 'oh no' he said 'where shall i find another?' jake sighed. at least now he wouldn't have to pay child support.