It was a cold, winters night in Bikini Bottom, and Mr. Eugene H. Krabs had just locked up the Krusty Krab after a successful business day. The old crustacean sighed, and rubbed his red, crooked backside. "Well, time for me to get home and have a good night's rest." Krabs muttered to himself, "This shop is a whole lotta work, but it's worth it for the booty I get in me pockets.
Krabs began his twenty minute walk to his anchor shaped house. However, before Krabs could even leave the property of the Krusty Krab, he was ambushed by an unknown figure. "Hey, whatcha-!" Krabs yelped before being knocked out. Krabs fell to the sandy ground, eyes closed and saliva dripping out of his mouth. The mysterious figure that ambushed him heavily took a couple of breaths, before picking up Krabs and dragging him to their destination.
When Krabs came to he immediately looked around frantically. Sweat began to drip down his red body like waves at the Goo Lagoon, and he began to convulse in his seat. Krabs could not move however, since he was tied down with a thick rope. He struggled, but after a good minute he let himself relax in his captivity. He finally had the right mindset to look around and observe where he was, and his mouth fell to the floor when he realized where he was.
"Surprised, ain't ya!" the mysterious figure said, walking into the light from the darkness of the treedome. It was Sandy Cheeks. "Ms. Cheeks, what do you think yer doin' kidnappin' me in the middle of the night!" Eugene yelled, spit flying on Sandy's face. Sandy grinned, wiping the saliva from her fur. "Oh, you darn reckon know why I brought you here, you saw the news I reckon?"
Krabs eyes widened, remembering the scene at Conch Drive, police scouting out the crime scene and finally finding the deceased remains of SpongeBob and Gary. Krabs had gotten on the scene as soon as he saw the story, breaking down at the sight of his lover's remains.
"So this is about the lust of the Sponge, ay? About that gang bang? I thought you liked it?" Krabs grimaced at the mammal standing inches in front of him. She quickly lunged at him, cutting the ropes off of Krabs and pinning him against the wall.
"It's what you did after, you sorry yellowed eyed bildrat!" the squirrel screamed, pulling out a karambit out of her underwear. "You thought you could just dump and pretend it was nothin'? Well, if you mess with the bull, you get the horns Eugene!"
She spent no time cutting through Krabs' shell and opening his fragile, soft body to the oxygen filled air of the treedome. She began to stab Krabs, making sure each impact went deeper and deeper. When she was done with, she took Krabs and brought him to the blender, just like she had done to Spongebob and Gary, and then proceeded to make a protein shake and drink him up.
"Well, that solves my protein deficiency problem!" she giggled manically, allowing to take pleasure that another one of her abusers was finished.