So many of my most popular stories have stemmed off this one in one way or another. Seriously, this has been in my docs for over two years. Probably closer to three.

Enjoy!

"Each person gets a number. You team up with the other person that has your number. Then I give you your 'directions' and we begin the night." Midna smirked and chuckled, her eyes catching mine. "Whatever team wins gets thirty-thousand rupees to split. So without further ado..."

She bowed low and held out a paper bag. "Good Luck."

"I wanna go first!" Aveil rushed forward and picked a number. "Seven."

Link stepped up next. "Three." I so wished for a three now.

"Two." Nabooru sighed, obviously disappointed in not being paired with Link.

"Four." Dark shrugged and returned to his spot on the couch.

"Please be four, please be four." Malon blushed when she realized her whisper wasn't so quiet. Dark had looked to the floor, but I could see the redness of his face. I chuckled when she got her wish. "Yes! Four!"

Dark grabbed Malon's hand, as she made her way over to him, and kissed it. "It is a pleasure."

I watched as everyone got paired up. Dark and Malon. Aryll and Midna. Zelda and Ghirahim. Ruto and Nabooru. Aveil and Mido. Saria and Darunia. Every person had a partner. Except me... and Link.

"So, Sheik. Do you really want to pick a number?" I scowled at her, snatched the three from the bag, and blushed all the way over to Link.

"I'm glad I was paired with you." I froze as Link's breath warmed my ear.

"Y-Yeah." I reddened further at the chuckles around the room. Was there anyone, besides Link, that didn't know about my crush? Probably Mido. The poor boy can only focus on his longtime crush, Saria.

"Now!"

Midna clapped her hands and pointed at Zelda and Ghirahim. "The ones are now guys in a locker room, but not just any guys. You get to be the loud, cocky guys." Ghirahim looked slightly appalled and Zelda couldn't hide her giggle.

"Twos!" Nabooru and Ruto straightened from looking at a picture on Ruto's phone. "Constantly bickering siblings. You can pick who is the sister and who is the brother."

I gulped and prayed to the goddesses for mercy, the glint in Midna's eyes was frightening me. "Threes are a couple. Whoever is decided to be the dominate is the perv and the other gets to be the innocent one." I don't know how, but she planned this.

I spaced out. Only catching little bits of info. Midna and Aryll are cats. Mido and Aveil get to be cowboys. Saria and Darunia will pretend to rob people randomly. I was hooked on what I had to be. I wasn't even going to try and be the perverted boyfriend, I'm not comfortable with that. And besides, Link seemed pretty pleased to have such a 'fun' role. It was going to be a long night.

"Hey, guys! I got meat-lover's pizza!" Ghirahim walked into the living room and yelled for us to eat. I got up from Link's lap and made my way to the kitchen door. Then he slipped in something more. "Come put my hot meat in your mouth."

No one seemed to notice he cringed at the terrible perverse things he was supposed to say, but I did. I patted him on the shoulder as I walked past and he gave me a soft smile. But then I was pressed up against a wall by Link. His hot breath on my neck as he caressed my sides. Lips dancing across skin.

"Don't touch another man, Sheik. You're mine." I whimpered and covered my face in embarrassment as Link licked along my neck. "You understand?"

I nodded, but then my hands were moved away. "I need to hear you say it, Sheik. What are you?" I blushed and mumbled something.

"What was that?" Link's lips were brushing mine as he spoke now.

"I-I'm yours." I'm sure my face is close to being a tomato.

"Not good enough." I gasps as Link moves forward that short distance and lays his lips on mine.

"No!" I blush as Link frowns at me. I had moved my head back fast and hard. Thankfully, Link's hand had cushioned my head from the wall. I was grateful for that. I flush further seeing most of the party rush into the room. Think of something...

"Please don't do naughty things, Link. It makes me feel weird." Link smirked at me and shifted closer.

His breath tickled my ear as he spoke. "I'll do whatever I want to you, Sheik. You're mine."

I ended up sitting in Link's lap for the rest of the party. His hands roamed quite a few times and I would whine about how it wasn't for us to do or something like that. Any excuse to keep him from touching me. Then it was time for bed.

I yelped as Link scooped me up. "Sheik and I get the biggest bed!"

"L-Link... Why do we need a big bed? I thought you liked to cuddle." I sucked in a breath as Link's ears went red.

He seemed to compose himself quickly and then turned to me with a predatory grin. "Because I want it."

"The big bed?" I was trying so hard to play innocent, but the way Link had phrased it, and the tone he had said it with, had the whole room chuckling.

"No. I want it, Sheik. It!" I squeaked when his face came close to mine. "A bigger bed to roll on, my little cutie!"

And he laughed the whole way up the stairs as I blushed.

Light snoring reached my ears and a body shifted next to mine. A strong arm was thrown over me and pulled my lithe frame into an equally strong chest.

By the Three. This is the best way to wake up. Ever.

Poor Ghira. Not a massive perv in this one. Not that he is the main character, so it doesn't matter.

Bye!

~Shorty