A silly little ending to a silly little fic, I hope everyone has enjoyed this silly bollock and enjoy the epilogue :D
The sound of a phone ringing slowly pulls Jean out of sleep the following morning. He's perfectly happy to just let the damn thing go to voicemail and call them back at a more reasonable hour when he realises that it's not actually his phone. He opens his eyes and sees Armin leaning over the end of the bed, rummaging around for his phone and he gets a lovely reminder of their activities from the night before. The sight of Armin's backside jiggling slightly as he searches is one that Jean can definitely get used to. He's about to reach over and cop a feel when Armin finds what he's looking for and sits back on his heels.
"'ello?" he asks as he answers. "Krista? What you callin' this early for?"
Jean sits up, positioning himself behind Armin, and begins pressing kisses to Armin's exposed neck as he listens to the one sided conversation.
"No I'm fine... no I stayed at Jean's last night," Armin says, smiling over his shoulder as he reaches back to run his fingers through Jean's hair.
A devious idea springs to Jean's mind and he knows he's going to get in so much trouble for it but he doesn't care. The hand that has been resting on Armin's hip slips down so that his fingers can gently caress the inside of his thigh. Armin's breath hitches slightly but that is the only thing to suggest that what Jean is doing has any effect... that and his twitching cock. Jean's kisses move up his neck so that he can graze the shell of Armin's ear with his teeth.
A smile crosses Armin's lips and he leans his head to the side, giving Jean more of his neck to lavish kisses and soft bites on. He also spreads his thighs a little wider and Jean can feel himself getting hard. It would be a really bed idea to fuck him while he's on the phone with his cousin... it would be so bad...
"Yeah I'm probably goin' to stay here till tomorrow," Armin says shooting Jean a smirk. "Yeah, I'll see you then... Yeah I'll be fine, it's Jean not a murderer."
"Good to know where I rank," Jean chuckles.
"See you later," Armin tells Krista before hanging up the phone. As soon as he does, he drops it onto the mattress and launches himself at Jean, kissing him hungrily.
"Morning," Jean says as they break apart for air.
"Mornin'," Armin grins.
"That Krista?"
"Yeah she's just checkin' up on me," Armin chuckles.
"Checking up on you?"
"Makin' sure I'm not havin' filthy sex more like," Armin says rolling his eyes.
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah." Armin shakes his head.
"Do you want to be having filthy sex?" Jean asks.
"Yes."
"With me?" Jean asks, smirking as his hand slips down Armin's back.
"Well who else?"
"Good point," Jean says. "We do have the entire day."
"We do," Armin says, "and we're not goin' to be disturbed again because not many people know we're 'ere."
"That I like the sound of."
"Hey Jean?"
"Yeah?"
"I love you," Armin smiles.
"I love you too," Jean says. His laces his fingers in Armin's hair and pulls him down into a long, slow kiss that shows Armin just how much he love him.
"I could get used to this," Armin says as he pulls back.
"Me too," Jean agrees. "Wanna head down to the beach and then get some breakfast."
"Breakfast sounds good but I can think of something I'd rather be doing than surfing," Armin says, his implication obvious from the smirk on his face.
"Now that is an idea I can get begin," Jean smirks. He takes hold of Armin's chin and tilts his face up so that he can kiss him hungrily.
They pulls away from each other's lips and Armin's eyes flick over to the window. His jaw drops. "'oly shit!"
"What?" Jean turns to see a koala clinging to a tree next to his house. "Oh yeah, that does happen from time to time."
"I need to take a picture and send it to Eren," Armin say, still marvelling at the fact that there is a koala hanging out near the house. He wriggles out of Jean's arms and begins hunting for his phone, while Jean continues to watch the koala.
"I don't think he's going anywhere any time soon," Jean laughs as he hears Armin scrabbling around behind him. "You know they all have gonorrhoea right?"
"Where did I... I literally just had it..."
"You okay?"
"Ah! There's the badger!" Armin exclaims.
Jean turns to him, brow furrowed in confusion. "What you talking about, mate, that's a koala."
Armin holds up his phone. "There's the badger."
"That's a phone..."
Armin rolls his eyes and shakes his head. "I love you," he says smiling fondly as he opens his camera.
"I love you too," Jean says. He wraps his arm around Armin's waist from behind and kisses his cheek, content to just watch the light in Armin's eyes as he takes the photo.
THE END