It had been a week since Mr. Eugene H. Krabs had been killed by Sandy Cheeks, and two weeks since SpongeBob Squarepants and Gary were also killed by Ms. Cheeks. Their "corpses" had been discovered inside of the residences in the form of fecal matter. Bikini Bottom was in a state of mourning for the three, and a large-scale police investigation had been open to find the perpetrator of the crimes, but the fecal matter could not be linked to anyone in town (thanks to the low IQ of the town's residents). The investigation was quickly stopped and things in Bikini Bottom returned to normal.
As she saw a news bulletin about the investigation's closure, Mrs. Cheeks knew that she could begin the final phase of her extermination plan, and prepared quickly for the assault on Conch Drive. At the same time Mr. Squidward Tentacles stood quietly in the complete darkness of his once lively home.
All of his lavish furniture and pleasantries had been sold off to interested sellers so he could prepare for the coming assault to him and his boyfriend Patrick Star's life. Massive amounts of ammunition and weapons of all degrees and calibers rested on the floor of the once filled living room. Patrick gave his boyfriend a sloppy kiss before picking up some of the weapons and ammo and hiding in the upstairs bedroom as Squidward had told him to do previously. Squidward got the rest of the supplies and laid silent in the kitchen, waiting.
An explosion broke down Squidward's door, and Sandy quickly ran in naked with a snorkel mask on his face. She knew this was suicide mission and didn't bother with her suit, relying on her breath holding skills she had been practicing for the past decade. She could last about thirty minutes, but she only needed three. Sandy quickly lunged over the kitchen counter, and before Squidward could fire his semi-automatic, Sandy slapped it out of his hand and put a glock into his throat. "REVENGE!" she screamed before pulling the trigger.
Squidward's brain splattered all over the kitchen floor, and Sandy smiled before she realized something. Squidward's broken face was also smiling. She had failed to realize the pressure sensitive detonators surrounding her that had been activated by her killing of the octopus.
Sandy was filled with tears as she realized that she would not reach justice for her terrible rape because she would be unable to kill Patrick. However, before the detonators went off they stopped, which gave Sandy a new sense of hope. That was before Patrick fired a rocket through the upstairs floor directly into Sandy, exploding the home and blowing them both to pieces.
It wasn't long before police and Bikini Bottomites had arrived at the flaming wreckage of the home. A single piece of paper was found at the scene by officers, written by Squidward Tentacles himself that read.
"Fuck you bitch Cheeks, we win and you lose. Suck my octo-cock!" -Squidward "The Bitch Fucker" Tentacles