I don't know what part of my mind wanted a childish vampire Sheik, but here is it regardless.

Once again, anyone is welcome to take this and roll with it.

Enjoy!

"This way, sir." I was motioned into a room down the expansive hallway by the servant I had been following. "The young master is inside."

I stepped through the set of white doors and the man bid me goodbye as he shut them behind me. My eyes had to adjust to the light coming in from the windows along the far wall. When they did, I took in the brilliant white walls strung with rich tapestries of all shape, size and color, and a pale marble floor covered in exotic rugs. The high ceiling was raised even more in three spots making a Triforce and three separate chandeliers hung from the center of each, the crystals adorning them matching the piece they were in. The light bounced around the room and a million different colors shown across the already colorful room.

Rich paintings covered the pillars in all corners of the room and I would bet my life that they were actually carved, which I later found to be true. Pure white furniture was scattered about the room, along with various other things such as toys, and the biggest circle bed I'd ever seen was back against the wall of glass overlooking the estate's garden. Upon closer inspection, the bed itself was a huge white swan, the head was simply covered by a mound of stuffed animals.

And out of the gigantic pile came the most adorable, massive red eyed, pale skinned, and long white-blond haired beauty I've ever seen. Crimson orbs blinked slowly and a soft smile turned up pouty lips. "Hello."

I waved slowly. "So... You're Sheik?"

Those eyes lit up and the small smile turned into a wide grin. "And you're my new toy!"

I scoffed. "Wha- I'm not a toy."

"B-But-" That bottom lip poked out and Sheik sunk back into the stuffed animals. "Then get out, meanie! I have no need for a toy that refuses to be played with!"

"Listen here, you little-"

I could see him stick his tongue out. "I'll call the guards and have them throw you out if you don't play with me."

"Didn't you hear me already. I am NOT a toy."

"Boring!"

"I'm here to protect you, by order of your aunt."

"Protection..." A lion came flying past my head and out of the mound jumped Sheik. "Bah! I don't need protection."

A wicked gleam came to those rubies and then I was flat against the floor, the seemingly pathetic rich boy perched on my stomach. "The question you need to ask yourself is: do you." My limbs felt like stone and I watched in shock as the noble's canine teeth grew out to press lightly on his bottom lip. Despite my horror at the realization that my client was a monster, I couldn't help but enjoy how plush those lips really were. Bet their are nice to ki- Holy shit, Link! Get a hold of yourself! Now is not the time!

"You understand the situation you're in now." I could feel the pressure of his fangs as Sheik brought my hand up to his mouth. Like I could stop him. Not. "I can do whatever I wish with you."

"And what would you have me do?'

He brightened like the sun. "Play!"

In his excitement, he let go of my hand and it flopped down to smack me in the face. "Ow!"

"Oh, sorry." Sheik carefully removed my hand from my face and held it close to his chest. "I haven't had a proper toy in a while. Most want to sneak in and steal me away. How funny they are."

"Hardy, har, har." The newly dubbed monster deadpanned.

"It's a lot funnier than you would think." He sighed. "I guess a human wouldn't understand."

"You're right. How could I understand your messed up logic."

"So, will you?"

I blinked as those eyes seemed to get even redder. "Will I what?"

"Stay with me, of course." He turned his head and pouted.

"That depends."

I was surprised by the longing and loneliness in those shining rubies as they locked on me once more. "On what?"

How does one turn down such eyes. I thought for a moment that I would regret it, but then logic was being thrown to the wind. "What kinds of games you like to play."

I wonder where I was headed with this one. Oh well.

Review. If you want, you can. I don't mind.

Love and vampire cliche, (Always fun.)

~Shorty