***Hello, and I'm back with another chapter of this. This was honestly a spur-of-the-moment idea, so we're gonna all see how this goes on together. Anyways, Alphys, Undyne, and Mettaton belong to Toby Fox, the story plot belongs to me, and let's get down to it!

Chapter Two: Seriously?

Needless to say, Undyne was not amused.

"You're kidding me, right?" she asked. She had just stepped out of the shower when she was joined so she was still wrapped in a towel with her hair soaked. "I-I wish I w-was," Alphys sighed.

"So on our date, not to mention that it's our very first date, we're going to have Mettaton as a third wheel?" Undyne summarized. "S-sadly. I'll try t-to keep him u-under control, d-don't worry," Alphys promised. Undyne rubbed her face in exasperation. "Thanks," she said. She bent down and gave Alphys a kiss, making the small dinosaur grin.

"Alright, now, go take a shower, unless you wanna go covered in oil or whatever that is. I know that you're really self-conscious about your appearance-which you shouldn't be, because you're so beautiful," Undyne said.

"Th-thank you, b-but I know you're lying to s-spare my f-feelings," Alphys replied. Then, before she could be spoken to, she went into the bathroom and shut the door. The shower water was heard turning on.

Undyne sighed. I'll talk to her about it later, she thought, putting on her eyepatch.

XxX

Some time passed. While Undyne was getting ready, Mettaton had decided to help Alphys do the same in a separate room. His strategy to keep her in place was to sit her down and then sit on her lap so that she couldn't leave.

"Y-you're straddling m-me..." Alphys had pointed out awkwardly. "Oh, darling don't think of it like that. Think of it like...forced assistance. Now, let's see here. I brought my makeup bag, what would you like me to do first?" Mettaton asked.

"I'd l-like you to g-get off of m-me so I can p-put on m-my dress and p-put on my mascara, which has b-been the only bit of m-makeup that's worked for me f-for years now," Alphys insisted.

Mettaton's expression went flat. He dug around in his bag and eventually pulled something out. "Then lip gloss it is!" he decided. "O-oh my God," Alphys muttered, clearly defeated. Mettaton smiled.

"Pucker up, darling, let's get rolling!"

XxX

Mettaton had certainly made his mark. "Okay, take a look," he permitted, producing a hand mirror from his bag. Alphys examined her reflection. To her surprise, she didn't look half-bad.

Her usual mascara had been added onto with subtle eye shadow and eyeliner. Her cheeks were dusted with blushed that would hopefully cover up any sort of actual blushing. Her lip gloss, while transparent, was still evident with the little bit of shimmer. "Th-this looks good," was her remark.

"No need to thank me. Now, go get dressed," Mettaton ushered. Alphys went off to her bedroom. Undyne was sitting on the bed, fully dressed and ready to go. She wore her usual outfit for dates. When she caught sight of her girlfriend, her remaining eye widened. "Holy crap, you...you look amazing!" she exclaimed.

Alphys smiled timidly. "Th-thank you. C-can you, uh, n-not look while I p-put on m-my dress?" she asked. "Say no more," Undyne said. Then, she moved her eye patch to where it covered her working eye. Alphys dropped her bath robe and quickly changed into her normal dress for dates. Doing so only took a few minutes.

"O-okay, y-you can look now," she permitted. Undyne adjusted her eye patch once more. "Now you're all ready to go, eh?" she said. "Y-yeah," Alphys said.

She went over and picked up her cell phone from the nightstand. "We p-probably should get g-going. I, uh, d-don't want us to miss th-the r-r-reservation," she said. "Same here," Undyne agreed.

So, they both left their room.

XxX

Mettaton was sitting on the couch, watching mindless TV. Until he was joined. "Oh, are we going now?" he asked.

"Me and Alphie are going. You invited yourself," Undyne said. "Suck it up, I'm your trusty chaperone. So off we go," Mettaton said. "U-Undyne, it's inevitable, l-let's just l-let him come," Alphys sighed. "Fine," Undyne reluctantly agreed.

And so, they all left the house.

***I know things haven't really picked up yet, but they will in the next chapter. I know enough to know that. Anyways, be sure to leave a review on the way out, and I'll see you all in the next one! Bye!