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Natsu reached the park gates, panting, and slowed to a painful walk.

"Who was the creepy old dude?" He muttered and he walked on the gravelled path, "And how did he know my name?"

The dragon slayer forgot about his troubled thoughts, however, when he heard some familiar voices shout out from inside the swing area.

"Hey!"

"What the fuck?!"

"You brung that on!"

"Did not!"

"Actually, you did…"

"Shut up, Zap."

Natsu entered the swing area, and found all of his friends squashed together on a spider swing, yelling and screeching. The dragon slayer smiled and crept up behind them; then, he started to push the swing with all of his might.

"Holy fuck!" Myron yelled and Yuki gripped onto the ropes; Rinn and Mika cried out in surprise and held onto anything available. Haru managed to turn himself around.

"Hey, Creeper." He said and Natsu grinned before pushing again, earning more yells from the squashed group. Rinn and Yuki knocked against each other and Natsu cried out.

"Love is in the air!" Rinn turned pink and rolled his eyes whilst Yuki turned to the same colour as her hair.

"I can hear the wedding bells." Myron added, almost slipping off after a particularly hard push. Yuki watched him around the head angrily, but not too hard to hurt. Still, Myron pretended he was dying, as always.

"Ow! She got me…" he moaned before dying dramatically on the redheads lap. Mika and Haru laughed.

"Hey," Myron added, gripping onto the rope with a free hand, "if you two have kids, can you make me godfather?"

Natsu laughed and was now having to jump to reach the swing, which was now swinging more violently. Mika shrieked happily as the ride increased in speed.

"You bastard!" Yuki yelled angrily and went to hit him playfully again, but forgot to hang onto the rope; she fell off the swing and onto the ground on her knees. Natsu gripped onto the swing and dug his feet into the ground to stop it, causing a few more yells.

"Your turn, Carrot top!" Natsu said her nickname, just to get on her nerves. Yuki grinned sarcastically and got up- this caused her to notice the blood patch on Natsu's side.

"What did you do?" She asked and pointed to the place. The dragon slayer shrugged.

"Remind me to tell you all later." He clamber on the swing, nudging Haru out of the way. Haru grumbled but moved and the dragon slayer grabbed hold of the black netting at the bottom.

"Three, two, one, go!" Mika yelled and Yuki started to push surprisingly hard.

"Whoaaa!" Haru wobbled, but then righted himself again; he was one of the unfortunate that were sitting around the edge of the swing, making it harder for him to hold on.

Yuki grinned and pushed harder, and soon she was having to jump like Natsu had to; all the way through, the friends on the swing let out yells and shrieks- Rinn had swore loudly at one point when Mika accidentally fell on top of his lap.

"Guys- shhh!" Natsu muttered briefly, struck with a idea that would piss Yuki off; he opened his mouth, and burst into song:

"Carrot top and Reaper sittin' in a tree…"

The group laughed and joined in.

"K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"

Yuki let out a angry yell and suddenly pushed the swing so hard that it flipped over, causing everybody to fall out apart from Natsu; he was still gripping the rope beneath him and was hanging upside down, cross legged. He burst into a grin.

"I win!"

"Not fair."

"Rematch, dude!"

Villain barked in excitement and jumped on top of Myron, crushing him.

"No! Down boy!" He yelled but it was no use- the dog was licking his face so much he could barely speak.

"No- I win, doofus!" Yuki yelled. "I got the most people off!"

Natsu grinned and climbed down from his position- this caused a sharp pain on his graze, which he couldn't manage to hide.

"Ah shit. Forgot about that." He hissed and stood up slowly. His friends rushed over to him, noticing the wound for the first time, apart from Yuki.

"Hold your shirt up." Haru ordered.

"Really, it's not that bad…"

"Then you would let me check."

Natsu sighed whilst Myron laughed.

"You sound like my dear old Mama, Zap…" He said with fake tears, causing the brunette to smile whist he examined Natsu.

"Ouch…" Mika said into the silence.

"How did you get that?" Rinn asked, "did you trip over a bug?"

Natsu grinned.

"Nope- a titchy old man." Natsu made a small gap in between his forefinger and thumb. "This big…"

Rinn rolled his eyes, smiling whilst Mika laughed. Haru pulled his shirt down, to his relief, and pushed his glasses up slightly.

"Good to go, doc?" Natsu asked cheekily.

"Just about…"

"How did you trip over Mr titchy cock anyway?" Myron asked and they all laughed at the nickname.

"Wasn't looking…" Natsu rubbed the back of his neck, and added as a last thought, "but he did know my name though…"

"He KNEW your name?!" Mika gasped, "Oh my god he must be a physic!"

More laughter.

"I think he must of overheard us calling his name in public." Haru said confidently. Natsu nodded.

"Yeah…probably did, the stalker…" The dragon slayer took off his jacket.

"Come on- you scared of a guy with a tiny cock?" Yuki said loudly and they all laughed again.

"I would be if I were lookin' at it!" Mika cried and they all shrieked with laughter- even Villain started to bark, despite being wrestled to the ground moments before by a drool covered Myron.

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Mokarov tried to follow Natsu.

Why was he so afraid?

The guild master wanted to find out.

However, this town in Bosco was full of endless mazes of alleyways and buildings; after a few minutes, Mokarov had to admit that he had lost Natsu completely.

"Was that really you?" He muttered to himself as he walked past a park entrance; inside he could hear loud yells and curses. Mokarov considered going in there, and telling the voices to stop, but found that his heart was not in it- instead, he walked past the gates, intending to go back to Erza, Gray, Lucy and Happy; they would want to know the developing news of his friend.

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