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Natsu groaned loudly and shrunk down as far as he could go with his hands tied behind his back.

"Not now, Creeper!" Myron moaned and tried to strike Natsu with his foot; unfortunately, he was too far away and ended up kicking Lucy and jostling Villain.

"Hey!" Lucy said, snapping out of her thoughts. Myron grinned.

"Nice feet." He said, wriggling his eyebrows and waggling his tongue. Mika giggled as Lucy shuffled away from him, disgusted.

"Sorry Joker's such a perv." Yuki said from behind her with a fake smile. Lucy was too mad to answer.

"Are you going to ignore me?" Yuki caught Rinn's eye, and he took that as a queue to join in.

"That's mean. I mean, I thought I was bad." Yuki smiled cheekily and carried on to draw attention to themselves. Meanwhile, Haru, Mika and Myron were making secret signals to each other.

'When? Now?' Mika was saying with her eyes. Haru shook his head slightly and rolled his eyes up towards Erza, who was the only mage who wasn't distracted.

'Fuck her!' Myron said with his glare, and looked sharply at Villain, who was getting restless.

"I bet she doesn't even have a boyfriend." Yuki muttered audibly to Rinn and Haru gave them a 'now' look.

Then, chaos broke out in the first class carriage.

Yuki suddenly kicked Lucy in the shin and Gray leapt up automatically in defence. Lucy stood up too, clutching her shin.

Rinn, during those few vital seconds, managed to undo the last knot on his ropes (he had been untying them secretly) and proceeded to yank the ropes off Mika, who was aiming kicks at Happy. Once this was done, Mika and Rinn moved on to untie their friends. Gray tied to aim a ice lance at Rinn, but suddenly a giant black dog pinned him on the floor.

"Rip him up, Villain!" Myron cried, shrugging free from his ropes. Erza leapt up and drew a sword out but Haru, sensing what was going to happen, yanked her ankle and she went crashing onto the floor.

"I'm so sorry for the inconvenience." Haru said to her, breathless, and started to untie Natsu as quick as possible.

"Open the emergency door!" He yelled and Mika yanked the doors open. Whilst she was distracted, Lucy grabbed her and started to pull her away.

"Call yourself a mage?" Mika said, struggling, and bit Lucy. Hard. Lucy let go out of instinct and Rinn jumped on her. Lucy yelled out in surprise as Rinn ties her to a chair.

"Sit tight." Rinn said and ran to catch Happy, who was trying to wrestle Natsu out of Haru's hands.

"Myron! Grab his legs!" The brunette cried as Rinn grabbed Erza's dropped sword and was trying to slice Happy with it; this was forcing Happy to move away and let go of Natsu.

The blue exceed looked around desperately for help but found none; Gray was still wrestling with the giant dog, Lucy was tied up and Erza has been knocked unconscious.

"Help untie me!" Lucy yelled but Rinn came back, waving the sword at Happy again.

"Yaaasss Reaper!" Myron yelled as he slipped through the chaos and grabbed Natsu's legs.

"Over…here…" Haru said, already breathless, and walked over to the open emergency door.

"Guys- you might wanna hurry." Yuki warned, who was listening against the door, "those guards are coming!"

"Now!" Haru yelled just as the guards burst in, yelling threats; Myron and the brunette threw Natsu out of the door, then they jumped out themselves. Yuki ducked under a guard's outstretched arm and leapt after with Mika at her side. Finally, dropping the sword, Rinn nudged Villain and the dog leapt off Gray and ran, then jumped, out of the train. Rinn followed, saying:

"Sorry about the inconvenience!"

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The friends lay on the ground, bruised, and watched the train power past them. Then, quite unexpectedly, Mika started to giggle, causing a wave- no, tsunami- of laughter.

"You should've seen the strippers' face!" Myron howled with tears leaking out of his eyes, "he thought that Villain was…was…" he broke off, unable to speak anymore because of his laughter.

"You just yanked that girl down!" Mika shrieked, pointing at Haru. They laughed harder.

"I wish I was paying more attention…" Natsu said and sat up slowly, giggling weakly.

"Where are we, anyway?" Yuki asked curiously, looking around. They were lying in a green field; in the distance they could see a vast collection of trees. Haru pulled out his map; Villain tried to grab it, but Haru rolled away.

"Errr…" He unfolded the piece of paper and pushed his glasses up, "I dunno…just on the outskirts of Magnolia, I think."

"Well, betta get goin'!" Mika said and stood up. Myron moaned and invited Villain to sit on his lap.

"Now?!" He cried out; Natsu groaned and flopped onto his back.

"I don't know if you noticed, but we just escaped mages them jumped off a train." Rinn said and joined Natsu on the floor. Mika growled and kicked Natsu; the dragon slayer cried out painfully and rolled on his side, clutching his stomach.

"He said it!" Natsu cried out angrily, "kick him!" He pointed at Rinn, who was smiling in amusement.

"Ya were closer." Mika answered whilst Natsu got slowly to his feet.

"I guess we better go…before Blue Jay kicks us to the pulp." The dragon slayer nudged Rinn with his foot whilst Myron dragged himself off the ground.

"I thought you were on my side, traitor." Rinn moaned but got up nevertheless. Haru clapped his hands, suddenly business-like.

"Right! Let's get going then!" He said and pushed the map into his pocket. "Magnolia should be through those woods!" He pointed to the mass of trees in the distance.

"Yay." Rinn said sarcastically.

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Erza became conscious again just as the last of the group jumped off the train; she looked around, confused why she was on the floor. Close by her, Gray was sticking his head out of the emergency door, ready to jump.

"Gray!" Erza shouted and got up. Gray looked at her.

"We've got to go after him." He said, "he jumped off the train with all those other people.

"Jumped?" Erza stood up and looked out of the train door. Gray nodded.

"We're close to Magnolia station." Lucy said from behind them, unhooking the last of the rope off her arms. "So we shouldn't go jumping off trains when their location is so close anyway." Gray still looked ready to jump so Erza pulled him away gently.

"Lucy's right." She said and Gray's shoulders dropped in defeat.

"I know."

"What happened here anyway?" Erza asked as she looked around at the wrecked carriage; there were sword slice marks on the walls and pillars; two guards had managed to knock themselves unconscious and pieces of torn rope was everywhere.

"Those teens that got brought in here caused chaos." Gray explained, "and then they jumped out." He gestures to the door.

"They tried to slice me!" Happy cried out.

"They sent their giant dog at me…it only wanted to lick my face off though."

"They tied me up hard and my keys dropped out my pocket."

"And to think that we were so close…" Erza muttered, turning away from them. "He was right in front of me…but didn't recognise me." Erza turned around again sharply, her face now full of determination.

"We will start searching as soon as we get off this train!" She ordered and Happy gave a 'Aye' in response.

"I bet he went to Magnolia!" Lucy said. Gray nodded.

"I think he and those people were planning to ride this train there." He said and they all nodded. Suddenly, the train started to slow down until, finally, it came to a stop.

"This is our stop."

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