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Yuyimoko: Yeaaaaah! Hey there! Yes, you guys watching this!
Ayumi: Yuyimoko! Didn't I tell you NOT to barge in?!
Yuyimoko: Eh, I don't care...
Joseph: Anyway, we present this BrokenGameReality Episode 3: Chapter 1 Start! The Starting Trouble!
Ayumi: Yes! We get to celebrate it!
Joseph: So then, read it unill the end! Good luck!
Yuyimoko: Hey, that's my line...!
"Ugh, why do we have to get Smash Fragments?" Joseph groaned.
"Um..." I tried to start but Ayumi said first.
"Don't you remember, Joseph? We are here to get Smash Fragments because..."
Back at the mansion.
"I have a mission to give you guys..." MH said. Or rather, if you don't know what MH means, go to previous chapters, and that's Master Hand.
"What is it, sir?" Everyone called.
"Ahem... no need for that "sir" thing. Anyway, the mission for you is to go to The Plain Fields, and retrive the Smash Fragments." MH said.
"Smash Fragments?" I repeated.
"CH will tell you what are Smash Fragments...right Crazy?" MH said.
"WooHoo! I get TO read A story for YOU!" CH shouted in excited tone. And so the flashback began...
Smash Fragments are the fragments that are needed for the Smash World to live. The fragments are collected in MH's mansion, in a secret place, where no fighter has even found it. The fragments are life sources for the Smash World, or rather Nintendo City: if the fragments are destoryed, the Smash World will wither a bit. If even all of the fragments are destory, Smash World will face a biggest crisis... the world will be COMPLETELY annalihated, killing everyone and destorying everything. If that happens, and the humans who are tasked with protecting it are going to be killed, the hands will have to use their last power before their death, and the last power is to erase the human's memories prior to them coming to the world, and to teleport them magically to the house, like as if the day was normal. Therefore, the history will repeat itself. Furthermore, Smash Fragments are essential for the fighters: if the fragments are destoryed, every Smashers will grow weaker, so it has to be protected at ALL costs.
"That's... terribile..." Ayumi said. History, repeating? How is the thing even possible?
"What the hell! History repeating itself?! This must be terrible!" Joseph said. Alex nodded.
"Yes and this is why I task you guys with that!" MH said.
"Alright, if that means with the annilihation I will be forgotten, I will make sure I'm not! We accept that mission!" Cody said. Everyone agreed.
"Okay that, we're set! I have a word of advice to say... we've detected a unknown enemy with psychic powers, and is being accompanied by a summoner. Be careful on your way there." MH said with advice.
"Now GO to That PORTAL!" CH said, pointing to the portal.
We departed.
"and that's it..." Ayumi said, coughing.
"Yeah, yeah, I know it..." Joseph said. Joseph, start saying Yeah once.
THUMP!
"Ow! Who was that?!" I said, while looking at Cody.
"It was not me! Maybe we're near the PSY man and the summoner!" Cody shouted.
We got in battle position... and just then, a black hooded man and a white hooded girl appeared.
"Hey, you guys..." the white hooded girl said.
"What do you want with me? You looking to stop me?!" Joseph said.
"Remember my name, because I will be stopping you. You can't win aganist me... I'm Jonathan, and the white hooded girl is Cola..." The black hooded man, now known as Jonathan, started the battle by using the PSY energy, which held me and then thrown me to ground.
"Miky!" Ayumi said, but was knocked out by the PSY kick of Jonathan... Apparentely MH was right...
I tried to stand up, and noticed that my HP has dropped by around 30%, and that the 15% became black.
"You little..." I tried to use Shotgun, but that Jonathan guy dodged it all and hit me, dropping my HP to 25% while blacking the 35% of my HP.
Alex clenched his fists as he used Blazing Punch, and managed to hit that guy, but by that time the guy was standing up, the Summoner has already finished reading the magic.
"Summon! Phoenix!" Just then, a fire phoenix appeared and charged toward us. I managed to dodge it but everyone has took damage. Ayumi has somehow survived with 1 HP... and Cody's HP was reduced to 1/4 of his.
"Grr...! Earth L1!" A small earthquake was then formed, shaking Jonathan and Cola and giving them some damage. I managed to follow it up with Shoot Teleport, having recovered 1 EP gradually from earlier, and dealt tons damage to the duo.. Tons, because it was an critical shot. (Not Headshot)
Joseph stood there, watching the battle. When Ayumi was about to be hit and knocked out in middle of healing himself, Joseph used Hammer Spin, dealing high damage and knocking the black hooded man in the front of a tree. Alex then followed it up with a punch in Jonathan's face.
I scanned the surroundings (I did not use Scan as magic), and noticed that the duo have their health reduced to 1/5 of max HP. Ayumi has also finished her healing, restoring half of her HP and unblacking 20% of her HP.
"It's time to be serious..." Jonathan said as he launched a Time Magic.
"Why can't I move better?!" Joseph said in protest. He and I noticed that we have been slowed drastically.
"Yeah, it's time to..." Cola said as she unleashed Spike, damaging us in the process. I now have 5% HP, Ayumi also almost died, and Cody too, but Alex was KO'd.
"Alex! Wake up!" Ayumi called to her brother... and then she suddenely gets up, only to face at the duo.
"Why you little..." She was now in rage, as she attacked continually the duo. I followed up with rage, and so Cody was too.
"Why did you knock Alex out?! This is your fault!" I complained, using Shotgun as I already had 4 EP from earlier, and damaging the duo. Cody, with his EP now full, also followed up firstly with Fireball, then Thunder and finally Light, each of level 1. That damaged highly Cola, and knocked out Jonathan.
"Pay this money!" Joseph followed with a hit with hammer in her head, knocking her out. We were still in Slow effect, however we tried to be fast as possible.
"This can't be..." was the duo's final words, before they were completely knocked out.
"YEAH! High FIVE!" We celebrated... We finally won the first battle! YES!
After taking four Smash Fragments from the duo (They stole it, what a idiot they are) and after Ayumi carried Alex in her shoulders...
"Man, this was our first battle..." Joseph said, looking tired.
"Yeah and we had even having a lot of trouble..." Cody said.
"I should look into signing me and you guys up for the gym, so we can have less trouble." Ayumi said.
"You're right..." Joseph then stopped. "Wait, what...?! Sign me up to gym?! No, no, NO! I have never liked gyms!" he protested.
"You don't like it because you HAVE never tried it, now shut up!" Ayumi shushed him. Yeah, she is right. We'd probably have to sign us up for the gym in Smash Mansion... for that.
"Woah, Ayumi, that was rude!" I said.
"This is needed in situation like this, boy." She replied.
"Hey, check it out!" Cody said as he pointed to a strange object.
The strange object was that "teleport" thing. It's like in Portal, or so I think... Yeah it may sound uneasy, but I do not know actually what is it... Anyway...
"What is it?" Ayumi said.
"I believe Master Hand has told that teleporting thing is called Smash Teleport..." I said.
"Smash Teleport?" Cody said, wondering what is it.
"According to his information, that is used to warp back into the mansion... when we're done with that mission. Maybe our mission was to retrieve some Smash Fragments..." I said.
"Then we are almost done with the mission. We only need to return, and then we're finally done with it." Ayumi said.
"All well with your mission? Have you retrieved the Smash Fragments?" My weapon spoke.
I replied. "It was simple, we had to defeat that Jonathan and Cole... that PSY and summoner guys, do you remember?"
"Alex, are you alright?" Knuckhock spoke. He did not reply. Do you remember that Knuckhock is Alex's weapon?
"He's unconoscious..." Jaoadank replied.
"Now, now, we need to go..." Ayumi said.
We stepped on the Smash Teleport and teleported. But, unknownlest to us, there was someone watching us...
"Now then, I will report to Ancient Minister..." A girl with brown, long hair and with glasses was already spying on us, with his pet, who kinda looks like a ball but has a face and a star in its tail... It's pink... According to the documentary, it's got cat-like ears, and four short legs... and it can FLOAT?
"Yeah... We'd better report..." It said. What, it speaked?! Were you expecting him NOT to speak?!
Little do I know, that girl was actually... nevermind.
"We finished the mission!" We said, in unison.
"Did you manage to get the Smash Fragments?" MH said.
"Yeah, it was pretty easy to find. Yes, we found the PSY guy and the summoner guy you mentioned, but we managed to defeat it with little trouble. They stole four Smash Fragments..." We said, again in unison. Why are we talking in unison, you asked? I do not know, it's not like I instructed them to talk in unison like MH said... Oh crap...
"Great job, guys!" MH congratulated us.
Party EXP 3.
EXP 5.
Party EXP 8.
Level up! Your party is now LV05!
You got 25 Smash Coins!
"Level up once again! Yes!" We said.
You have unlocked Crazy's Shop!
"Yahoo, now Come to US if you Want WEAPONS and ARMORS!" CH said. They looked at the shop.
Best Sale: 5 Wooden Sets
Michele: Attack +3 Defense +2 Speed +4 HP +15 EP +1
Ayumi: Magic Attack +4 Defense +2 Speed +2 HP +10 EP +2
Alex: Attack +4 Defense +4 Speed +3 HP +20 EP +1
Cody: Magic Attack +5 Defense +1 Speed +2 HP +5 EP +2
Joseph: Attack +3 Defense +4 Speed +1 HP +25 EP +1
Costs 15 Smash Coins.
"I'll buy it." I said, before a white light surrounded us. Like that title, we had wooden set...
"With these four fragments, I can unseal Mario for you..." MH unsealed these Smash Fragments, and there was light... After the light, there was a red plumber...
"Hey, it's-a-me, Mario-a!" He said in Italian accent.
"Let's continue next episode! Oh, and... YES, WE FINALLY SEALED IT!" We said in unison...
Aaaaand... END!
To be continued...
Michele has learned Uzigun!
I pull out my uzigun, which is a advanced version of my guns, and it's automatic. However, it lasts for some seconds, and it consumes 4 EP.
Michele has learned Speed Up!
Costs 2 EP. I increase myself or my allies's speed. If I/he/she have Slow, it will be cleared, but not Stop.
Alex has learned Enlarge Weapon!
Alex calls Knuckhock and asks him to enlarge the weapon. You can hit more precisely and with more force an enemy. Consumes 5 EP.
Alex has learned Attack Up!
Alex buffs the attack of me/someone. Costs 2 EP. If I/someone has Attack Down, it will be cleared, but not Attack Down Down.
Ayumi has learned Warp!
Ayumi warps our party to a certain map or to our mansion, but before that, she creates a magic field which knocks away enemies. Costs 1 EP, and 2 if there is enemies.
Ayumi has learned the passive/active skill, Scan!
Ayumi can now scan the enemies. Passively, she can see the HP and EP of the enemy. Actively, she can see the entire stats, and the information.
Cody has learned Elements L2!
Enables you to use the elements of level 2. Costs 3 EP. Include a new element!
Fire: Launches a fireball, with spread. Fire element
Ice: Launches a iceball, that may Freeze the enemy. Water element
Thundera: More thunders hits the enemy. Nature element
Aero: A wind surrounds the enemy, damaging it with time. Air element
Earth: Creates a rock, which falls on the enemy. Earth element
Dark: A darkness surrounds group of enemies and damage them, with Blind. Dark element
Light: Launches a magic called Holy. Holy is used for zombies but also for divine punishment to enemies! Light element
Cody has learned Energy L3!
You regen 1 EP each 15 seconds.
Joseph has learned Hammer Slam!
Joseph slams the hammer into the terrain, causing a earthquake and damaging the enemies. Cost 4 EP.
New stats.
Michele-Alex-Ayumi-Cody-Joseph.
HP: 113-116-89-90-135
EP: 6-6-8-9-4.
ATK: 11-12-4-5-10
DEF: 8-9-5-5-10
SPD: 7-5-6-5-3
Ayumi: Hey...
Alex: We finished it...
Yuyimoko: I regret saying it earlier...
Wing: We have previews...
"Your next mission is to go into a world..."
"Yahoo, we're in a world!"
Wing: Ugh, don't blame me, blame the author for giving less previews! See you later!
